Punchline. credit to the creator.. AN AGE CM) AMERICAN ,.,. Sure beats other methods of torture, and it's non-lethal. it just really freaks people out.
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User avatar #395 - kimkve (09/07/2012) [-]
> post repost
> get frontpage
> people complain
> but it works
#454 - alchord (09/07/2012) [-]
Don't you understand? Whilst we all sit here arguing amongst ourselves the Reapers are coming straight for us, then it won't matter who bombed what and who is better. Whilst we sit here and fight Harbinger is only getting stronger. Now I don't care if you are American , Japanese, Quarian or Batarian. We are all together in our fight against the Reapers...because if we aren't, there won't be an Earth to come back to. None of it will matter if the Reapers win!
#462 to #454 - conorpadraic (09/07/2012) [-]
That's the best thing I've read here.
#515 to #454 - sircool (09/07/2012) [-]
brilliant
#537 to #454 - klondikemonster (09/07/2012) [-]
Commander, I want you to know that I'll be right there by your side through the end of this. Oh, and if you don't **** Tali, I will.
#215 - lordjask (09/07/2012) [-]
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#405 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
BUT THEY WORKED!!!
User avatar #437 - Nazistick (09/07/2012) [-]
So the spanish are Americans now? well seeing Spanish on every product you buy tends to prove that.
#378 - stratosrider (09/07/2012) [-]
MFW Spaniards are "Americans"
MFW Spaniards are "Americans"
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User avatar #115 - exarzero (09/07/2012) [-]
Because **** actual historical fact.
#427 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
Because only America invaded other lands, used slaves, and tortured people... Yeah seems legit.
User avatar #12 - Mahazama (09/06/2012) [-]
Sure beats other methods of torture, and it's non-lethal. it just really freaks people out.
User avatar #40 to #12 - yeorey (09/07/2012) [-]
If done incorrectly, death can be a likely factor when being water boarded.
#99 to #40 - Peirs (09/07/2012) [-]
If done incorrectly, rocking a baby to sleep can result in it sleeping forever.
#380 to #99 - personface (09/07/2012) [-]
this rustled my jimmies
this rustled my jimmies
#431 to #12 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
>Claims that torture is okay.
>???
>Lots of green thumbs.

Way to go, Funnyjunk. It's because of reasons such as this that I choose not to bother getting an account.
User avatar #231 to #12 - masterboll (09/07/2012) [-]
it can leave people with:
-sleep deprivation
-nightmares
-flashbacks
-damaged muscles/bones from struggling
-the feeling of being suffocated even when safe

long term psychological effects are just as bad as getting bruises from being punched
User avatar #247 to #231 - Mahazama (09/07/2012) [-]
Let's weigh this one out.
1 sleep-deprived, PTSD'd man with obvious or alleged terrorist links
or
Almost 3,000 dead civilians?
User avatar #250 to #247 - masterboll (09/07/2012) [-]
the thing about human rights is that it applies to even the criminals

your comment is demonstrating exactly what the content is pointing out
User avatar #13 to #12 - anonythegame (09/06/2012) [-]
have you ever water boarded before? it feels like your ******* drowning
User avatar #14 to #13 - Mahazama (09/06/2012) [-]
Have you ever started drowning? it feels like you're ******* drowning.
User avatar #15 to #14 - anonythegame (09/06/2012) [-]
i have actually, twice
User avatar #16 to #15 - Mahazama (09/06/2012) [-]
Well what do you do for a living?
User avatar #17 to #16 - anonythegame (09/06/2012) [-]
i go to college,part time cook at a resturant
User avatar #19 to #17 - Mahazama (09/06/2012) [-]
I thought you were in the military or something. There's no reason for **** like that to happen to a burger-flipper.
User avatar #21 to #19 - anonythegame (09/06/2012) [-]
well heres how the second occurance happened the second time it happened i was having a lake party with ma friends on a boat,and we were doing jumps off the back of his boat.what happened was as i was jumping my leg got caught on the rope for the anchor,and i brought down the anchor with me...the rope got caught around my leg and i was underwater struggling to get the rope off my leg for like a minute.when i finally got it off i swam up to the surface of the lake for another 30 seconds...i almost died
User avatar #22 to #21 - Mahazama (09/06/2012) [-]
And how did you get waterboarded?
User avatar #23 to #22 - anonythegame (09/06/2012) [-]
for ***** and giggles at a party,you know just to see if it felt the same
#24 to #23 - orendil (09/07/2012) [-]
Also to include that the people they water-board are not innocent. They usually hold valuable information that could save anywhere from one to thousands of lives.
User avatar #26 to #24 - daburger (09/07/2012) [-]
Well, not always. That's the controversy over Gitmo is that the people inside have never been in court and under our law system they are technically guilty until proven. I'm fine with non-lethal torture, but as long it's on the right guys.
User avatar #220 to #26 - Mahazama (09/07/2012) [-]
I'd rather the CIA accidentally torture the wrong guy than have there be another 9/11 or 7/7, or any terrorist attack on the west for that matter.
User avatar #289 to #220 - thelastamerican ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
You would have your government torture an innocent man. (for any reason) You sicken me. No innocent man, regardless of reason, should be tortured just to make you sleep better at night. You are what is wrong with the country and the world today. Torture isn't a plaything to be used on a person just because you want some quick answers. Torture is a messy information gathering technique so far below us that there is absolutely no reason to physically torture anyone in American custody. A tortured man will tell you anything to make the pain stop. He might even believe it. If you want the truth and you are willing to torture to get it, then why not give them a shot of something as archaic as sodium pentothal then ask them what you want to know? A person doped up enough with any one of a range of drugs will tell you exactly what you want to know truthfully. But no, you would rather a man who never hurt a fly to be harmed just so that you can feel go about your daily affairs without worry.

Welcome all, to what we have become. A country of spineless, homophobic, mindless drones who will do anything to keep from having to worry about the future. Has there ever been an easier population to control?
#221 to #220 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
i hope your family get rapped by the cia just so a ***** cunt like you can have a remote idea of what torture looks like
User avatar #234 to #220 - teoferrazzi (09/07/2012) [-]
...this is America, gentlemen:
people begging for a police state while they brag about their freedom
User avatar #248 to #234 - Mahazama (09/07/2012) [-]
Aren't you just the cutest little rebel hippie.
Torturing Bin Laden's buddies doesn't make america a police state.
User avatar #269 to #248 - teoferrazzi (09/07/2012) [-]
I take it your act in life is 'conservative' because you've been raised in a place that's liberal and this is your attempt at being different. either that, or these 'values' of yours have been passed on to you by your family. either way, it is clear you have put zero thought in what you have to say. I'm not interested in your transparent act; you don't have a solid opinion.
#271 to #269 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
That entire diatribe served no purpose to the argument in any way at all. Try proving some actual points and not just setting up useless strawmen.
User avatar #279 to #271 - teoferrazzi (09/07/2012) [-]
'torturing Bin Laden's buddies'
that sentence alone is exemplary enough of your ignorance; I took it from there.
I'm not interested in debating any further.
User avatar #379 to #279 - personface (09/07/2012) [-]
I initially agreed with you but then you had to be a dick. You guys both suck.
User avatar #565 to #269 - thelastamerican ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
Let me reassure you that this is not the reasoning of a conservative person, rather the ramblings of a spineless pawn.
User avatar #564 to #248 - thelastamerican ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
Torturing an innocent man does.
User avatar #496 to #248 - bible (09/07/2012) [-]
Try not to reason with these people.
User avatar #313 to #220 - rainbowrush (09/07/2012) [-]
Maybe you have some information we need. Lets torture you to find out.


I don't you have thought anything through, ever. Rethink everything, you are terribly misinformed and stupid.
#100 to #17 - Peirs (09/07/2012) [-]
Martha, I'm gonna need some ketchu- GURGLEBLURGLE
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#71 to #13 - powerfapping (09/07/2012) [-]
That's the point
#501 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
Pretty sure that's the HUMAN argument. Blaming America for human nature is just a cop-out
so people have somebody to blame. It happens all the time with other stuff.
User avatar #275 - repugnantpug (09/07/2012) [-]
Christopher Hitchens tried that once to prove it was as bad as it was said to be.
He said it was like being smothered and drowning at the same time.
Nasty...
User avatar #210 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
Every ******* day with America.

I'm going to start making comics about **** tier life in the Balkans, and our ****** parliamentary governments, starting with ************* Greece and Golden Dawn vs KKE
User avatar #216 to #210 - Protagonistism (09/07/2012) [-]
Don't forget the jews!
User avatar #217 to #216 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
We don't have jews in the Balkans.
****** .

Or not.

For some reason my country loves them. (Serbia)
Even though we have absolutely no jews here
User avatar #218 to #217 - Protagonistism (09/07/2012) [-]
Tell them they are traitors!
#219 to #218 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
MFW we still have a ******* princess.
User avatar #222 to #219 - Protagonistism (09/07/2012) [-]
She hot?
User avatar #224 to #222 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
She used to have a hot greek ass, but now she's like really old.
User avatar #225 to #224 - Protagonistism (09/07/2012) [-]
..........Throw her off the cliff.
User avatar #227 to #225 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
NO MAN.
GOTTA PROTECT THE THRONE
User avatar #228 to #227 - Protagonistism (09/07/2012) [-]
Protect it from the jews?
Gotta!
User avatar #230 to #228 - alfjnn (09/07/2012) [-]
**** yeah brato.
User avatar #101 - seanito (09/07/2012) [-]
The first panel is stupid.. the U.S. didn't exist until around 200 years after the the first Spanish and English explorers landed in the new world.
#307 - PFSquirrel (09/07/2012) [-]
I'm confused, Columbus was American before it was America?
User avatar #526 - tonyxx (09/07/2012) [-]
i enjoy how all countries rip on the U.S. like we are some new great evil

The Forth Crusade
Vlad the Impaler
British Imperialism
General foreign Imperialism of pre-industrial china
Japanese treatment of Chinese during second world war
Hundred Years' War
Spanish conquistadors in south america
General slavery (like we were the first)

to name a few...
User avatar #539 to #526 - psydoc (09/07/2012) [-]
You know, I don't have any problem with any other democracy. I grew up seeing every one who we fought along side in WWII was our ally, that Japan and Italy had become our allies, and then the USSR fell apart.

However I get sick and tired of "experts on America" from other countries criticizing our country like their country never did anything wrong. Especially since like a ton of people in the US, my ancestors weren't even here during the **** they complain about. All I want to hear is, "thank you for saving our asses in WWII", then STFU and make me a sandwich. I'm kidding about that last part.
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#267 to #226 - JimmyBananas (09/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #82 - MisfitsFan (09/07/2012) [-]
But in the first pannel, that isn't even an American o_0
#69 - quesocnkane ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
"They say the best kind of weapon, is the one you never have to use. I, respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon, you only have to fire ONCE. That's how I do it, that's how dad did it, that's how America does it. Find an excuse to let one of these off the chain, and I grantee you the bad guys wont even want to come out of their caves." - Tony Stark
#73 to #69 - thefasrdog (09/07/2012) [-]
Best marvel hero ever.
Best marvel hero ever.
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