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Consider the Following.... This happened to me yesterday. I hate it when someone posts stuff like this on FB. After seeing the 9001st like this from this person

This happened to me yesterday. I hate it when someone posts stuff like this on FB. After seeing the 9001st like this from this person, I decided to step in. For science.

She stopped posting these pictures.

Maggie -shared A relationship is net a test so why cheat?' s photo.
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Class: He
Teacher: Then there isn' t a God!
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Sir, can we see gear brain?"
Teacher: He
goudere: Can gnu teeth your brain?
Teacher: He
Student: ah dang. w gnu cien' t have a
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Put this as your status if you believe in GED
and gnu will stand up far him no matter''
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Itll Todd -*adjusts he science hat*
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an MRI machine to do so. MRI, or magnetic resonance imagine,
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magnetic fields and radio waves without that pesky radiation
from Sprays. Not enough? Try out a fancy FMRI machine, which
uses simfar techniques to pant an even clearer picture of active
parts of the bran through reading the magnetic properties of stuff
in your blood. You rean want more? Scream it out louder, because
it' s about to get painful. Given a sufficient cutting tool and a
ricki:: eless threshold fer pan, we can very easiy open up your own
head and look in the mirier. This e not recommended.
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brain' s existence. whie saving that being unable to see and touch
the medically means that there en' t one e a bad argument,
astonishing only that we cannot see and touch the (a more
appropriate assertion would be that the cannot be directtv
observed, therefore cannot be proved or disproved with
current methodology), applying these criteria to someting that
can directtv and corrosively be observed, ike the bran, does not a
vadd argument make.
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#4 - taartislekker
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(09/06/2012) [-]
Beautiful reply OP. But im afraid those facebook whores diddn't understand half of what you said.
#574 to #4 - thedarkhavok
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(09/07/2012) [-]
There's nothing to misunderstand.
#616 to #574 - shadesofbacon
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Aside from all the words longer than #YOLO
#454 to #4 - nathanisawesome
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(09/07/2012) [-]
in my group of friends

- one atheist
- two agonostics
- one christian
- one catholic
- one pagan
- two undecided

we discuss religion, but don't get mad at each other because of our beliefs. It's called having good friends. Religion shouldn't come between people.
#527 to #454 - pinacleofevolution
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(09/07/2012) [-]
that's lovely, but consider the following:
catholics are christians
#562 to #527 - faithrider
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(09/07/2012) [-]
but they also believe a lot of things that aren't in the bible. that's why they are differentiated.
#44 to #4 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(09/07/2012) [-]
all that for a pic? OP has a big ego.
#35 - mcshmeggy
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(09/07/2012) [-]
>be atheist
>some of my best friends are christian
>peacefully co exist
#36 to #35 - pineapplepeople
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(09/07/2012) [-]
It reall isn't that hard. People make it seem like your belief system defines who you are as a person.
It reall isn't that hard. People make it seem like your belief system defines who you are as a person.
#37 to #36 - mcshmeggy
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(09/07/2012) [-]
yeah people suck
#38 to #37 - pineapplepeople
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Except westboro. **** westboro.
#39 to #38 - mcshmeggy
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(09/07/2012) [-]
^^^
#57 to #38 - erikwarmblood
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(09/07/2012) [-]
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#41 to #38 - ryantheatheist
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(09/07/2012) [-]
#200 to #36 - anon
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Because it does, to a very large degree, if not entirely.
#509 to #35 - lillamy
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Like me. I'm "sort of" christian and my best friend is a atheist, and my other friend is a feminist.
#618 to #509 - roarflmao ONLINE
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(09/07/2012) [-]
holy ****.. i can see how you get along with an atheist friend, satanist friend, nazi friend, but a feminist? seriously? i cant go more than like 5min before i make a feminist joke and less than half an hour before the ********* starts..
#619 to #618 - lillamy
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(09/07/2012) [-]
It's very funny actually. Then again, she's one of the good kind, not the "WOMEN SHOULD HAVE EVERYTHING"-kind. The best part is when the guys tries to make fun of her, and she just wipe their asses with knowledge and facts. That's awesome.
#648 to #619 - roarflmao ONLINE
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(09/07/2012) [-]
now when i read your name i think i realize the reason.. your female right? please disregard all my comments.. no offense meant, but i tihnk almost all guys some time in their life has experienced feminists being pissed of at them for no reason and hearing arguments about how men control the world, earn more than women etc etc etc.. well that have lead me and many of my friends + millions more to hate the word "feminism" and instead call it "equalism" since many of the feminist we hear are completely ******* mad.

Tl:DR Feminism is just a word thats been mixed with alot of **** like "conspiracy theory"
#649 to #648 - lillamy
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(09/07/2012) [-]
I sort of understand you, and all men. Me myself am one of those girls who'd like there to be some sort of difference between males and females, but I never dare to say it out loud because girls will hate me. The fact that I'm female have also gotten me in a lot of feminist-debates with me saying "I don't care" and the dudes/feminists saying "you have to pick a side". And also, I would like to call my friend a equalist because she isn't really that bad, but she really stand behind the feminist-part. Besides, she only talk back to those who make fun of/troll her in the first place. She's also on the male side when the real bad feminist-hags does ****** things. Like there was a debate here in Sweden about a half year ago where a bitch wanted to ban men from having a child without a female involved, with **** like "men can't handle the softness of a baby because of their masculine hands". My friend got pissed of by that, standing behind the point that men can take care of children without a mother to be involved.
#650 to #649 - roarflmao ONLINE
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Vet inte hur mkt du vet om beatrice ask men.. skräckexempel. förstår dig indirekt.. har en kompis som aldrig riktigt vill välja sida o gärna förblir neutral för att slippa alla jävlar debatter etc o önskar att jag själv kunde vara sån.. XD
#651 to #650 - lillamy
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Det kan vara svårare än man tror. Jag dras in i debatter trots att jag inte vill. Folk kommer då istället med "du där! Du har ju ingen direkt opinion, vad tycker du?"
#653 to #651 - roarflmao ONLINE
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(09/07/2012) [-]
kan förstå det.. men om det är en diskussion där båda parterna vet vad dom snackar om brukar det inte bli så farligt.. om inte ena sidan blir blind i debatten o drar extrem exempel o blandar in en massa onödig skit. vet inte om du såg vapen debatten på fj idag? börja med "alternativ A du kan rädda 100 människor om du skjuter en mördare alternativ B du kan låta 100 människor dö för att du inte skjuter mördaren"

"If you chose option A and say your anti-guns think again!"
#654 to #653 - lillamy
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Jo, förstår hur du menar. Det "roligaste" med random debatter mellan min feminist-kompis och killarna i klassen är när det gått en bra stund och hon antingen utklassar dem med fakta och dem börjar med "men vi har en penis lolololol" eller när dem utklassar henne med fakta och hon blir "men jag har läst böcker lolololo!" Det är då det spårar totalt och alla börjar antingen skratta eller skrika åt varandra.

Och ja, jag såg den... Det var... Fint..
#658 to #654 - roarflmao ONLINE
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(09/07/2012) [-]
låter mest som ********* pga boredom :D kul o ha en diskussion på fj me nån utan att det blir "go **** yourself your wrong and im right!" cya m8
#230 to #35 - cfeuer
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(09/07/2012) [-]
>be christian.
>best friend atheist
> 2 good Mormon friends
> great friend who lives very close is catholic.
> been friends with all of them for well over 10 years because we dont discuss our religious views with eachother.
#373 to #230 - Tusura
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(09/07/2012) [-]
>Born and raised mormon
>Athiest at 14.

>Parents still mormon
>Most friends are christian, muslim, or jewish
>no animosity at all because we debate religion factually and without argument

tl;dr religion should have no bearing on friendship.
#403 to #373 - sippay
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(09/07/2012) [-]
>born muslim
>Atheist at 13
>tell friends
>they all hate me now
>I'm lucky i didn't get executed yet.
#368 to #35 - benjah
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(09/07/2012) [-]
#78 to #35 - jaggedherp
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(09/07/2012) [-]
My lutheran once tried to prove why god is real, and that the bible is correct. "I'm not having this conversation" "Why?" "Because it will ruin our friendship" End of story.
#341 to #35 - skwirl
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(09/07/2012) [-]
PEOPLE CAN'T BE NICE!
#67 - thesesshomaru
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(09/07/2012) [-]
A christian and an atheist walk into a bar. They both have a few drinks and enjoy each other's company because they are not self conceded assholes.
A christian and an atheist walk into a bar. They both have a few drinks and enjoy each other's company because they are not self conceded assholes.
#364 to #67 - crazypotato
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(09/07/2012) [-]
I bet you're one of those "Stohp beeting de deed horse justin biiber is good!"
#365 to #364 - cshp
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(09/07/2012) [-]
I bet you're one of those people who should shut the **** up.
I bet you're one of those people who should shut the **** up.
#75 - walkingdisaster
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Thank you for not putting the "BURN!" picture at the end.
#157 - rawrbowwow
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(09/07/2012) [-]
You are ALWAYS touching your brain. You just don't feel it.
#376 to #157 - christopherdolan
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(09/07/2012) [-]
What if you are feeling it? I mean, maybe we're just so used to feel it that we don't actually feel it at all?

What if matrix?
#161 to #157 - awesomenesss
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Dude. Holy ****.
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#282 to #274 - welfarekid
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(09/07/2012) [-]
I'm religious and the only thing I found offensive on this web page ihow bad of a troll you are.
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#335 to #332 - welfarekid
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(09/07/2012) [-]
I'm on an iPad bro.... Chill
#633 to #335 - welfarekid
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Um.... Him.
#385 to #335 - Dincorta
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Now who's the bad troll? HA!
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#360 to #282 - anon
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(09/07/2012) [-]
I'm religious and the only thing I found offensive on this web page "ihow" retarded you make us seem.
#634 to #360 - welfarekid
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(09/07/2012) [-]
How does that make anyone look retarded? I'm on an iPad with autocorrect...
#68 - secretdestroyers
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#84 to #68 - hakusprite **User deleted account**
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#391 - toguro
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(09/07/2012) [-]
>Come to FJ for funny

<- mfw I get a *********
#262 - neocortex
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(09/07/2012) [-]
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I hate these wannabe religious people. They use religion for some sort of excuse when it fits their cause and play out to be Christians while they can't even name the ten commandments. Religion turned out to be some sort of style insecure people use today, its pathetic.


Yes I'm atheist but I read the bible..more or less willingly ^^
#299 to #262 - aldheim
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(09/07/2012) [-]
For many people, it's a failsafe against having to think.
It's a lot easier to say god did it than to have to learn about all the complicated **** that goes on around us.
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#301 to #262 - semisane
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(09/07/2012) [-]
It's funny that just about anyone (atheists, christians, etc.) who you ask to recite the 10 commandments will start with "not kill" and "not steal". Some people might get a few others, most often "not covet", but nobody remembers the first (and therefore most important) commandments.
#308 to #301 - aldheim
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Pretty sure not killing and not stealing is more important than anything else on that list.
#310 to #308 - semisane
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(09/07/2012) [-]
In our society, of course.
Which just goes to show the primitive nature of the authors of the bible, who thought not killing or stealing should only come after worshipping God as the only god, not having false idols, etc.
#570 - Butt Nuggit
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(09/07/2012) [-]
I ******* hate these posts, they just make me mad in general. The "x if you ___ god" posts aren't half as annoying as the scientific ass-clowns that try to logic with EVERY SINGLE THING that they disagree with.
#584 to #570 - anon
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Your problem with logic teaching people is...? I don't quite understand why people let themselves be upset about things like this. In the end, what's the point?
#587 to #584 - Butt Nuggit
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Actually, what I'm getting at is there are some people (and you should be able to tell who they are) just cannot be taught a damn thing. Seriously, you might as well go find the nearest tree and try to teach it how to count. You'll probably have an easier time to tell you the truth.
#671 to #584 - anon
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(09/10/2012) [-]
"Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority."

Just throwing that out there.