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I have a task for you.
Be flying somewhere by yourself. The flight needs to be a least a couple hours and on a full size jet. This would work best on a full flight where you are forced to sit in the
middle seat.
Dress like a business person, dockers and dress shirt or better. Get on plane, stay quiet avoid conversation with seatmates. Wait until plane takes off, powertrip pull out
coloring book and crayons, start coloring like a 3 year old.
Put your total focus on the coloring book. Make angry comments every time you go outside the lines. Have no sense recolor.
Finish sst sheet, ask seatmates what they think of your work. Enjoy their uncomfortableness. Sign page like a child. Tape it to the back of seat in front of one of your
seatmates so they can stare at it for the rest of the flight.
Start coloring next page.
If your seatmates ask your questions talk normally about younoob and profession. Claim to be an accountant, engineer or middle manager.
Extra points for occasionally eating the crayons- If you don' t want to go all in. You can make fake edible crayons with colored frosting/ fondant
Report back on the reactions.
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#23 - auesis
Reply +90
(09/07/2012) [-]
I tried this, and now I have a job at Wall Street.

It's dangerous, guys. Don't talk. DON'T. TALK.
#9 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply +63
(09/07/2012) [-]
/b/s face when their plane starts to crash
#24 to #9 - theglaw
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(09/07/2012) [-]
#26 to #24 - sonicschall
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#27 to #26 - theglaw
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(09/07/2012) [-]
?
#38 to #27 - sarhon
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#90 to #27 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/07/2012) [-]
whoa guys watch out, i'm a raging faggot
here bud
#48 to #24 - riffibanezius
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(09/07/2012) [-]
why is this guy so thumbed down?
#63 to #48 - techjoker
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Because what the **** is the resolution?
#67 to #63 - riffibanezius
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(09/07/2012) [-]
i knew about the resolution reason, i didn't thumb him down, idc if its ******. I asked why HE was thumbed down, because if you look @ comment #27 its also thumbed down.
#69 to #67 - techjoker
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(09/07/2012) [-]
People usally re-thumb same persons comment for the same post.
#68 to #67 - techjoker
Reply 0
(09/07/2012) [-]
Wait...YOU ASKED HOW FUNNYJUNK WORKS?!?!
#16 - asshams
Reply +37
(09/07/2012) [-]
Also, ask the flight attendant to roll down the window for some fresh air, kick persons seat in front of you and swing legs and fidget annoyingly
#41 to #16 - Saundazzz
Reply +26
(09/07/2012) [-]
Ask flight attendant for a diet water. With a serious face.
#6 - natanhiel
Reply +36
(09/06/2012) [-]
Is it bad that I love colouring books?

I'd probably do this without being asked.

Not eating them.
#42 to #6 - cherokeeirish
Reply +9
(09/07/2012) [-]
I used to eat crayons, until Crayola came out with the mac n cheese one. I was in kindergarten when I found one. I got pissed off after I bit into and threw a bitch fit because it didn't taste like mac n cheese. mfw i tasted it
I used to eat crayons, until Crayola came out with the mac n cheese one. I was in kindergarten when I found one. I got pissed off after I bit into and threw a bitch fit because it didn't taste like mac n cheese. mfw i tasted it
#8 to #6 - awwhellno
Reply +10
(09/06/2012) [-]
same here, i would find that fun to do, minus eating.
#45 - thaihooker
Reply +27
(09/07/2012) [-]
say that you're the engineer that was in charge of the team designing the airplanes fuselage, or the gas turbines or something
#12 - tiscray
Reply +25
(09/07/2012) [-]
Going on a plane soon, i got this ****.
#1 - abottleofrandom **User deleted account**
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#40 to #1 - anon
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(09/07/2012) [-]
You're all redonkulously retarted.
#2 to #1 - satanisthesavior
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(09/06/2012) [-]
I don't get why you think fj hates 4chan
#22 to #1 - Jesusnipples
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#28 to #22 - anon
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Lol. We're 4chans little retarded cousins, huh.
#70 to #28 - Jesusnipples
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(09/07/2012) [-]
I just say the argument going on here and thought it was relevant, make of it what you wish anon
#71 to #70 - Jesusnipples
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(09/07/2012) [-]
*saw
#3 to #1 - tankeruber
Reply +24
(09/06/2012) [-]
Dude are you retarded?
FJ is licking 4chan's ass, and loves him to death. 4chan does not give a flying **** about anyone. They are more popular, but we are older.
We dont hate the chan, we love the living guts out of it.
#4 to #3 - abottleofrandom **User deleted account**
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#66 - zaskaishi
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(09/07/2012) [-]
**zaskaishi rolled a random image posted in comment #127 at Angels... ** mfw
#49 - lordjask
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(09/07/2012) [-]
**lordjask rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at My wallpaper **
#52 to #49 - MrTurdTastic
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Anyone got the full sized version of that by any chance?
#54 to #52 - kirbyking
Reply +5
(09/07/2012) [-]
Just enlarge this one
#56 to #54 - MrTurdTastic
Reply +1
(09/07/2012) [-]
Thank you :D
#73 - PurpleAtrocity
Reply +1
(09/07/2012) [-]
You gotta have as much fun as you can on flights, they're boring as hell... I can't wait until tube travel becomes a modern thing.
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