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I have a task for you.
Be flying somewhere by yourself. The flight needs to be a least a couple hours and on a full size jet. This would work best on a full flight where you are forced to sit in the
middle seat.
Dress like a business person, dockers and dress shirt or better. Get on plane, stay quiet avoid conversation with seatmates. Wait until plane takes off, powertrip pull out
coloring book and crayons, start coloring like a 3 year old.
Put your total focus on the coloring book. Make angry comments every time you go outside the lines. Have no sense recolor.
Finish sst sheet, ask seatmates what they think of your work. Enjoy their uncomfortableness. Sign page like a child. Tape it to the back of seat in front of one of your
seatmates so they can stare at it for the rest of the flight.
Start coloring next page.
If your seatmates ask your questions talk normally about younoob and profession. Claim to be an accountant, engineer or middle manager.
Extra points for occasionally eating the crayons- If you don' t want to go all in. You can make fake edible crayons with colored frosting/ fondant
Report back on the reactions.
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#23 - auesis (09/07/2012) [-]
I tried this, and now I have a job at Wall Street.

It's dangerous, guys. Don't talk. DON'T. TALK.
#9 - ohemgeezus (09/07/2012) [+] (17 replies)
/b/s face when their plane starts to crash
User avatar #16 - asshams (09/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Also, ask the flight attendant to roll down the window for some fresh air, kick persons seat in front of you and swing legs and fidget annoyingly
User avatar #6 - natanhiel (09/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Is it bad that I love colouring books?

I'd probably do this without being asked.

Not eating them.
User avatar #45 - thaihooker (09/07/2012) [-]
say that you're the engineer that was in charge of the team designing the airplanes fuselage, or the gas turbines or something
User avatar #12 - tiscray (09/07/2012) [-]
Going on a plane soon, i got this **** .
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User avatar #3 to #1 - tankeruber (09/06/2012) [-]
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#66 - zaskaishi (09/07/2012) [-]
**zaskaishi rolled a random image posted in comment #127 at Angels... ** mfw
#49 - lordjask (09/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**lordjask rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at My wallpaper **
#54 to #52 - kirbyking (09/07/2012) [-]
Just enlarge this one
User avatar #73 - PurpleAtrocity (09/07/2012) [-]
You gotta have as much fun as you can on flights, they're boring as hell... I can't wait until tube travel becomes a modern thing.
#84 - sierramistfourteen (09/07/2012) [-]
this is a glorious idea
this is a glorious idea
#46 - blockman (09/07/2012) [-]
Will do!
#87 - amsel (09/07/2012) [-]
**amsel rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at Feels.... **
I'm gonna try this
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