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I have a task for you.
Be flying somewhere by yourself. The flight needs to be a least a couple hours and on a full size jet. This would work best on a full flight where you are forced to sit in the
middle seat.
Dress like a business person, dockers and dress shirt or better. Get on plane, stay quiet avoid conversation with seatmates. Wait until plane takes off, powertrip pull out
coloring book and crayons, start coloring like a 3 year old.
Put your total focus on the coloring book. Make angry comments every time you go outside the lines. Have no sense recolor.
Finish sst sheet, ask seatmates what they think of your work. Enjoy their uncomfortableness. Sign page like a child. Tape it to the back of seat in front of one of your
seatmates so they can stare at it for the rest of the flight.
Start coloring next page.
If your seatmates ask your questions talk normally about younoob and profession. Claim to be an accountant, engineer or middle manager.
Extra points for occasionally eating the crayons- If you don' t want to go all in. You can make fake edible crayons with colored frosting/ fondant
Report back on the reactions.
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