Texas. Some oc for you guys, enjoy.. DALLAS ( Cowboys football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powd


Texas. Some oc for you guys, enjoy.. DALLAS ( Cowboys football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powd

Some oc for you guys, enjoy.

DALLAS ( Cowboys
football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported
finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head
coach Jason Garrett immediately
practice and called the police and federal
investigators. After a complete analysis,
FBI forensics experts determined that the
white substance unknown to players was
the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after
special agents decided the team was
unlikely to encounter the substance
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Submitted: 09/06/2012
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#11 - oscarthefish (09/07/2012) [-]
MFW we kicked the giants ass in the opening game
#30 to #11 - ovall (09/07/2012) [-]
you're from Texas as well?!
#31 to #11 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
Only took 3 years
User avatar #38 to #31 - floggnaw (09/07/2012) [-]
No anon, it didn't. We're 6-0 against the Giants in season openers. I've been a Cowboys fan all my life through thick and thin and it's like no matter what, they NEVER get the credit they deserve, I'm so tired of it -_____-
#40 to #38 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
Never get the credit you deserve. Right. Most valuable franchise in the NFL by far. Biggest fan base by far. AND always over hyped. But you never get the credit you deserve. Try being a Titans fan.
User avatar #53 to #40 - floggnaw (09/07/2012) [-]
I'm just saying, people will ALWAYS bash the Cowboys regardless of how they play
#57 to #38 - bazda (09/07/2012) [-]
Are you ******* serious dude? Every ******* season I have to sit and listen to all the morons on ESPN constantly make excuses for the cowboys who never go anywhere, and never will until they get rid of that king of mediocrity known as Tony Romo.

Most over-hyped team in all of pro sports by a long shot.
#18 to #11 - beanybeaner (09/07/2012) [-]
yeah ok lets see when the cowgirls actually play a secondary thats not decimated by injuries (eagles) Tony Homo wont be able to deal with that
#34 to #18 - dhumbassckids (09/07/2012) [-]
I wish people would come up with better insults than calling us the Cowgirls and saying Tony "Homo" that ****** so old
#47 to #34 - beanybeaner (09/07/2012) [-]
whenever they win more than one playoff game in 15 years then people will not make fun of them till then you will have to endure
#15 to #11 - blackrosedragon ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
hoping it maybe a good season for once.
hoping it maybe a good season for once.
#20 to #11 - BoSchittButler (09/07/2012) [-]
mfw we might actually have a decent season this year.
mfw we might actually have a decent season this year.
User avatar #23 - smileyfaceman (09/07/2012) [-]
except they beat the defending super bowl champions.
#49 to #23 - GodOfGodz (09/07/2012) [-]
Only one game dude. Means **** in the whole season. As a Giants fan however, I'm not expecting a repeat anyway.
User avatar #55 to #49 - Digitalphear (09/07/2012) [-]
To be fair, the Giants looked like **** yesterday. But it was the first game, they just need to get their **** in order.
User avatar #52 - MegaAwesomeSauce (09/07/2012) [-]
The only american's I have ever met were from texas, and they were pretty awesome dudes, didn't fit into any stereotype I have heard
User avatar #61 to #52 - HST (09/07/2012) [-]
Speaking as a Texan id like to thank you for your contribution.
#69 to #61 - thepandaking (09/07/2012) [-]
texans woo! :3
texans woo! :3
#63 to #52 - Digitalphear (09/07/2012) [-]
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Just maybe.

Hang in with me here.

Maybe all stereotypes AREN'T true.

#12 - lemurdecatta (09/07/2012) [-]
This isn't OC you retard.
User avatar #5 - shashashadow (09/06/2012) [-]
I live in Dallas and even I hate the Cowboys.

There stadium isn't even in the same county as Dallas anymore.
User avatar #9 to #5 - iamscifer (09/07/2012) [-]
#8 to #5 - blinkernutz (09/07/2012) [-]
Jets and Giants stadium isn't even in New York.
User avatar #22 to #8 - shashashadow (09/07/2012) [-]
yeah, but they're in the State of New York aren't they?
User avatar #37 to #22 - ishitincups (09/07/2012) [-]
I think the Jets stadium is actually in NJ...
User avatar #36 to #22 - errydayimshufflin (09/07/2012) [-]
actually no, the stadium they plan in, MetLife, is in East Rutherford, New Jersey.
User avatar #16 to #8 - poopadoops (09/07/2012) [-]
because the cities are too dense to waste space on new stadiums actually IN NY or Dallas
User avatar #21 to #16 - shashashadow (09/07/2012) [-]
because in Dallas they've already wasted all their space with a ton of useless roads. but they could at least have but the stadium in Dallas County, there are tones of tiny little towns surrounding Dallas that would have worked just as well, but no, they had to put the Stadium in Arlington, of the main access road, so when people are trying to get from Fort Worth to Dallas (which is already ******* impossible, because Dallas is just on giant gnarled traffic jam) on game day they just ******* can't.

Also, it's technically Dallas Town (that's why they call it D-Town) for what ever reason it's not qualified a city.
User avatar #32 to #21 - hideyowives (09/07/2012) [-]
"well we have really impressive roads though" well that would be well and good if we actually had the population to really need them, or if the rush hour wasnt fort worth to dallas ......completely bypassing the "epic road system"
#66 - misocontra (09/07/2012) [-]
Some of you guys might hate me for saying this, but thats the first football thing ive ever enjoyed reading.
#48 - Bminogue (09/07/2012) [-]
**Bminogue rolled a random image posted in comment #211 at The worst human growths part 4 (final) **

mfw this isnt OC...
User avatar #17 - commontroll (09/07/2012) [-]
Even though very few of their players are from Texas...
User avatar #1 - mostlyshits (09/06/2012) [-]
there is a capcha
sorry man, i tried
#14 - thewrasler (09/07/2012) [-]
**thewrasler rolled a random image posted in comment #40849 at Pokemon ** If you watched any football, especially last night, you wouldn't of posted that
#2 - alfjnn (09/06/2012) [-]
As a Eastern European-American, this is how I see texans.
#3 to #2 - shashashadow (09/06/2012) [-]
As a Western European-American living in Texas, I see you as the guy who doesn't realize that Texans is a proper noun.
User avatar #4 to #3 - alfjnn (09/06/2012) [-]
Yeah sorry. English is not my first language, apologies bro.
User avatar #19 to #3 - commontroll (09/07/2012) [-]
Huzzah! As a Texan, who's been all over the place but lives in Texas, I see you as somebody who surprisingly knows that Texas is heavily stereotyped.

Ah well, isn't every place in the end?
User avatar #24 to #19 - shashashadow (09/07/2012) [-]
well, I live in Texas... or rather lived in Texas (I moved to Alabama for college three weeks ago)
User avatar #25 to #24 - commontroll (09/07/2012) [-]
Yeah... what part? I'm from Houston myself.

I was gonna say a couple friends of mine go to college in Alabama, but they're in Arkansas. I misremembered.
User avatar #26 to #25 - shashashadow (09/07/2012) [-]
I lived in the Dallas/Fort Worth area.
User avatar #28 to #26 - commontroll (09/07/2012) [-]
Eesh. I'm sorry.
#10 - yunorepost (09/07/2012) [-]
OP you piece of **** . Some OC for you guys? really? you changed it from the raiders to cowboys and added spongebob. I mean if you're gonna repost do it with dignity.
User avatar #6 - themasterdebater (09/06/2012) [-]
I don't think you guys get it. It's a joke about how they'll never see the goal line because they suck (and they could never get to the goal), not about that they didn't know what the line was. Funny thing is they beat the defending Super Bowl Champs last night...
User avatar #41 - newbiedoobiedoo (09/07/2012) [-]
That's only Dallas. The Cowboys suck.
#65 - thechosentroll (09/07/2012) [-]
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#58 - forestforest (09/07/2012) [-]
It's not just that this isn't oc, but hell, I'm not even a giants fan, but dallas just raped them.
User avatar #59 to #58 - Digitalphear (09/07/2012) [-]
Cowboys didn't rape them. They only won by a touchdown. Rape would be like 49-0.
#60 to #59 - forestforest (09/07/2012) [-]
true, but this was a legitimate rape, so the Giants defense blocked most of the raping. either way, there's a win/baby.
User avatar #62 to #60 - Digitalphear (09/07/2012) [-]
It was rape like since the giants are the defending superbowl champs, but it was still a pretty close game. Also Victor Cruz had like 3 drop passes when he was wide ******* open.
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