Why /b/...Why?. /b/ you so gross.... Things that you are ashamed I' ll start: About half an hour ago, I faded- Sitting at my computer as I do most ofthe time, t

Why /b/...Why?

/b/ you so gross...

Things that you are ashamed
I' ll start:
About half an hour ago, I faded- Sitting at my computer as I do most ofthe time, this is something Ne grown used
to, but this fart really ******* stank- Seriously, it was like eleven dead animals with **** mixed in. I was sick and
tired of having farts smell SC) terrible. But did I do what the sensible person would do, and get up and wait fer it to
disperse, perhaps taking with me the resolution to change my diet to better influence my smells? No, I did not. I
took what I considered to be the alternative mute.
I stuck a mint up my ass.
leisured that, since it dissolves in saliva, my ass would server a hairjob redissolving it, thus lining the end of my colon with a nice minty extract and making
my farts the kind that grills would like to make out with. Somwhere along the line, however, I apparently didn' t work out the whythe dissolved mint would be
absorbed into the walls.
Anyway, around 20 minutes passed, and I had to fart again. Being ofa scientific mind, I decided this would be where I' d prove my hypothesis, SC) I
let her rip.
Oh god. It wasn' t a fart. It was a ******* butt sneeze.
The mint had been dissolved, that much was clear. But what was left was mixed with **** , and it was all sver my boxers and running down my
leg as I ran to the bathroom. I cleaned up my boxers as best i could, scrubbed my leg, and tossed the underwear in the wash. So overall an embarrassing
experience, and sne I wouldn' t want to relive.
However, it was worth the noting:
That **** jelly smelled ******* aweosme.
oh dear god-.
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User avatar #3 - mynameisnotmike (09/05/2012) [-]
Pro Tip: put dryer sheets on the inside of your underwear/boxers and have your farts smell like a soothing tropical breeze with a hint of lime.
#10 - goobyprfavor (09/06/2012) [-]
First time i laughed on FJ in ages.
User avatar #4 - finalkai (09/06/2012) [-]
i...i kinda wanna test that.
#20 - eldersprite (09/06/2012) [-]
Butt sneeze.
Butt sneeze.
#14 - otik (09/06/2012) [-]
#7 - gravegraffiti (09/06/2012) [-]
Oh God I'm in tears.
Oh God I'm in tears.
User avatar #6 - chuckbillrow (09/06/2012) [-]
the second anon must be a newfag to be shocked to the point of appealing to a deity over what is a some what tame post for /b/
#27 - rmachado (09/06/2012) [-]
I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
User avatar #11 - anonchief (09/06/2012) [-]
what.. the **** ?

I'm so confused.. my sides hurt.. ayughah
User avatar #28 - theflamingotrigger (09/06/2012) [-]
Lost my ******* mind at "I shoved a mint up my ass." and "butt sneeze." :')
User avatar #26 - satyrn (09/06/2012) [-]
It's "Genii"...
I'm sorry, I just can't help myself.
User avatar #18 - bun (09/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Oh god my dies
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#13 - anonymous (09/06/2012) [-]
i didnt even read it, just scanned through it for a second and all i read was, "i stuck a mint up my ass". good old /b/
#5 - anonymous (09/06/2012) [-]
he is going to reuse the underwear?!?!
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