Can relate.. .. What about a kid when his parents are about to get home.
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#9 - RefrainFromTouchin (09/06/2012) [-]
hfw she sees the clean house
#13 to #9 - theist (09/06/2012) [-]
edited and enlarged just for you :)
User avatar #22 to #13 - thatdeafguy (09/06/2012) [-]
thats we HE said
User avatar #23 to #22 - theist (09/06/2012) [-]
.......................what?
#51 to #22 - scareragnarok (09/06/2012) [-]
mfw thats what a 9/10 girl said at work when I mentioned the meat (roast beef) was really bloody
User avatar #1 - derik (09/05/2012) [-]
What about a kid when his parents are about to get home.
#2 to #1 - joexdtry (09/05/2012) [-]
well let the games begin
User avatar #3 to #1 - jaerbuen (09/05/2012) [-]
How about a man who just commited murder with a savage butcher knife in his living room, and all his party guests are on their way for the wedding?
User avatar #4 to #3 - effthree (09/05/2012) [-]
How about Dexter on date night?
#34 to #1 - joshmc (09/06/2012) [-]
Go, it will be funny
#6 to #1 - iamphoenix (09/06/2012) [-]
Same difference.
Same difference.
User avatar #10 to #6 - tables (09/06/2012) [-]
do you usually **** your parents?
#43 to #15 - kereyi (09/06/2012) [-]
da fuq man
#11 to #10 - iamphoenix (09/06/2012) [-]
Not at all.
Not at all.
User avatar #12 to #1 - minatsuki (09/06/2012) [-]
or a teenager after finishing himself off? o.o
#60 to #12 - Rascal (09/06/2012) [-]
who the **** cleans the whole ******* house after fapping?
#35 - hyeroshi (09/06/2012) [-]
I got told off by my ex once for being able to cook and clean. Didn't get a damn thing out of her. I won't be surprised if she ends up with some dirtbag who mooches off of her.
I got told off by my ex once for being able to cook and clean. Didn't get a damn thing out of her. I won't be surprised if she ends up with some dirtbag who mooches off of her.
#18 - shiftyscent (09/06/2012) [-]
When I lived with my most recent ex I'd do all the chores to make sure that I didn't get laid by her. More time for food.
When I lived with my most recent ex I'd do all the chores to make sure that I didn't get laid by her. More time for food.
#24 to #20 - shiftyscent (09/06/2012) [-]
I sure am, but she was such a vile person and I was way to nice with her, and stayed with her for way to long.   
All she did was bitch and moan and forbid me from seeing my friends.   
Super whipped.
I sure am, but she was such a vile person and I was way to nice with her, and stayed with her for way to long.
All she did was bitch and moan and forbid me from seeing my friends.
Super whipped.
#26 to #25 - shiftyscent (09/06/2012) [-]
Of course you weren't, I still love you though.
Of course you weren't, I still love you though.
User avatar #41 to #24 - deadrifler (09/06/2012) [-]
Hah, sounds about like my ex-fiancée. Good to see the wool lifted for you.
User avatar #65 to #41 - shiftyscent (09/06/2012) [-]
You come to a certain point when you can just feel the time wasting away.
#38 - tomesponja (09/06/2012) [-]
I don't know...

Have you ever seen a Roomba go? Roomba doesn't need to get laid, it just clear **** up at lightning speed. It's as if sucking **** up in enough payment for Roomba!
#8 - poppingpins (09/06/2012) [-]
Well at least make it look clean.
#45 - yeahhhbuddy (09/06/2012) [-]
Pretty much
Pretty much
#17 - imaschizo (09/06/2012) [-]
in op's case
#42 - repugnantpug (09/06/2012) [-]
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<------persuades me with sex
User avatar #36 - zombiestookmybike (09/06/2012) [-]
sex is the greatest weapon in a relationship.
#16 - iwillfriendzoneyou (09/06/2012) [-]
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#52 - DangerToManifold (09/06/2012) [-]
ive just finished cleaning, she's bringing chinese food on her way home from work, the fridge is full of beer, and later i'm going to bone her, hopefully   
   
i like having a day off in the week
ive just finished cleaning, she's bringing chinese food on her way home from work, the fridge is full of beer, and later i'm going to bone her, hopefully

i like having a day off in the week
#54 - alucardshellhound (09/06/2012) [-]
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#47 - Rascal (09/06/2012) [-]
true
#46 - Rascal (09/06/2012) [-]
garbage content
User avatar #5 - treesaregood (09/06/2012) [-]
Or a woman that knows her place.
User avatar #49 - AlexPaincakes (09/06/2012) [-]
x) Oh wow I can relate. This is so true. My room looks like **** 5 min before a girl comes over.
User avatar #58 to #49 - ultimoz (09/06/2012) [-]
What, your mother who told you to clean it an hour ago? Naughty boy.
#53 to #49 - DangerToManifold (09/06/2012) [-]
you do NOT relate

we mean real cleaning like "look how ******* clean i made that ******* shower, didn't expect THAT did you?" then the clothes come off
User avatar #67 to #53 - AlexPaincakes (09/07/2012) [-]
"Real cleaning"? You obviously have not seen my room then.
User avatar #56 to #53 - pleeyer (09/06/2012) [-]
OR... then she says: "what took you so long!".... PIKSTRAF!
#63 - sonicwind (09/06/2012) [-]
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#61 - newonee (09/06/2012) [-]
**newonee rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Facebook (2) ** MFW i clean house
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**newonee rolled a random image posted in comment #191 at Deep words ** Ok that one was failed....
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