Lord Eldridge.. . So My friend was logged en to my facebook when a girl messaged me. I asked him to politely tell her that I was tee busy to talk as I was playi
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Lord Eldridge.

So My friend was logged en to my
facebook when a girl messaged me. I
asked him to politely tell her that I was
tee busy to talk as I was playing video
games. This is what he done instead.
Hem:
Pa Ill-
Good evening, I am Sir Eldridge, Lord "s butler, Sir is indisposed at
the moment, Givith his faveourite video game; 'Crash , The Areth
of Cortex', He is unable m lake your message.
new
Haha whe is this l
But my lady, I have already given you my full title,
Rebecca -
I knew thats lies
Ma' arn, you do me a ! I weild never bequeath a lady of such
high Givith a cunning ruse! Indeed, my full name is Sir Tobias
Eldridge!
Rebecca)
ever whe is this
Paul‘
It is as iama' am is handicapped, I, Am, Sir, Tobias, Eldridge. Ireally don' t
see hew I eould make it dearer.
Rebecca"
You walling me handicapped!!
Well, when ene cannot decipher the terribly templee cede ofa 5 syllable
title; even after 3 repetitions, .. Yes. I weild go so far as m all ma' am
handicapped,
Rebecca-
Aho the Fed: is this! !!
Pauli
SIR, TENIAS, , Good lord madam. You are the densest of
brick walls I have ever had the displeasure of' r: conversing' . I do net
approve of Sire company.
but srsly, paul is playing vidya games
vidya' is a replacement Fer video,
Rebecca -
Paul-
slang.
Rebecca -
What the hell does mean?!
Paul-
Ijust mid you, It means slang.
Dent r: me by using big werds!
Paul-
I must apologize, and offer my sincerest, and mest
r: randyland: kraals,
Rebeca:
Theres only ene werd there i dent knew and its
Paul-
means tamsin: ular,
Rebecca)
whim means??
Pa II-
Let me think of another synonym. ..
Oversimple.
She doesnt speaked me anymore.
...
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#27 - bcmn (09/05/2012) [+] (15 replies)
I 						*******					 lol'd.    
   
Recquabasical isn't even a word.....nor is tonsicular   
Which definitely added to the funny factor
I ******* lol'd.

Recquabasical isn't even a word.....nor is tonsicular
Which definitely added to the funny factor
#5 - bananamilkshake (09/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #60 - MrJakkadakka (09/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This took me so much longer to read than it should have done because the butler accent in my head was rather slow.
#34 - justafangirl (09/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#25 - geekinit (09/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I cogitate he did you a voluminous courtesy , she unequivocally is a unintelligent tart...
#72 - Sneim (09/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Thought it was gonna be another hooking-you-up-with-girl-on-facebook-post, but was pleasantly surprised.
probs to your friend
#52 - taartislekker (09/05/2012) [-]
But seriously, maybe its better if you don't talk to her anymore. I mean, if she can't take a joke.
User avatar #426 - fueledbybooze (09/06/2012) [+] (19 replies)
**fueledbybooze rolls 999**
#246 - penisalphanugnut (09/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I Googled 'recquabasical' and this post was the only thing to show up.
#55 - oliphan (09/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I do believe that your friend is one classy ************ .
#75 - theist (09/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
you didn't want to talk to a girl because of video games?
User avatar #79 to #75 - lazypaul (09/05/2012) [-]
You're right. Next time a person of the opposite sex wants to talk to me I will drop everything I'm doing so I can brush her hair and feed her grapes.
#705 - thisisrarity (09/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I always hoped that you would stop posting here Paul. That you'd go outside, leave the computer, find a girlfriend. I have this fantasy, you see. That one friday night i would be out in the pub to grab a pint, and i'd see you there with a 8/10. I'd recognize you by the N64 T-shirt and the oompa smoothie. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor I to you, but we'd both know… that you'd moved on. Instead you sit in you damned cave posting on game forums and crying about day 1 DLC.
#575 - lemonadikh (09/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
anyone else read it in his voice?
#305 - kriptickillz (09/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Best face book content I've seen on here in a very long time.
Best face book content I've seen on here in a very long time.
#189 - haxorman (09/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
<--- Enlarge

Atleast this didn't happen to you
#531 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**anonymous rolls 444**
I feel so good about this one I will leave my set of trips here.
User avatar #148 - stargatesturge (09/05/2012) [-]
I'm almost amazed that she did not ask Sir Eldridge out. He seemed like quite the sir.
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