Lord Eldridge.. . So My friend was logged en to my facebook when a girl messaged me. I asked him to politely tell her that I was tee busy to talk as I was playi
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Lord Eldridge.

So My friend was logged en to my
facebook when a girl messaged me. I
asked him to politely tell her that I was
tee busy to talk as I was playing video
games. This is what he done instead.
Pa Ill-
Good evening, I am Sir Eldridge, Lord "s butler, Sir is indisposed at
the moment, Givith his faveourite video game; 'Crash , The Areth
of Cortex', He is unable m lake your message.
Haha whe is this l
But my lady, I have already given you my full title,
Rebecca -
I knew thats lies
Ma' arn, you do me a ! I weild never bequeath a lady of such
high Givith a cunning ruse! Indeed, my full name is Sir Tobias
ever whe is this
It is as iama' am is handicapped, I, Am, Sir, Tobias, Eldridge. Ireally don' t
see hew I eould make it dearer.
You walling me handicapped!!
Well, when ene cannot decipher the terribly templee cede ofa 5 syllable
title; even after 3 repetitions, .. Yes. I weild go so far as m all ma' am
Aho the Fed: is this! !!
SIR, TENIAS, , Good lord madam. You are the densest of
brick walls I have ever had the displeasure of' r: conversing' . I do net
approve of Sire company.
but srsly, paul is playing vidya games
vidya' is a replacement Fer video,
Rebecca -
Rebecca -
What the hell does mean?!
Ijust mid you, It means slang.
Dent r: me by using big werds!
I must apologize, and offer my sincerest, and mest
r: randyland: kraals,
Theres only ene werd there i dent knew and its
means tamsin: ular,
whim means??
Pa II-
Let me think of another synonym. ..
She doesnt speaked me anymore.
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User avatar #60 - MrJakkadakka (09/05/2012) [-]
This took me so much longer to read than it should have done because the butler accent in my head was rather slow.
#64 to #60 - draxdiesel (09/05/2012) [-]
i was reading it as the simpsons character that does the "a YEEEEEEESSSSSS?" thing. it took a while
#34 - justafangirl (09/05/2012) [-]
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#520 to #34 - nintendowiisucks (09/06/2012) [-]
i read this in benders classy voice
#447 to #34 - EKcEntRIC (09/06/2012) [-]
a most whimsical jest
#27 - bcmn (09/05/2012) [-]
I 			*******		 lol'd.    
Recquabasical isn't even a word.....nor is tonsicular   
Which definitely added to the funny factor
I ******* lol'd.

Recquabasical isn't even a word.....nor is tonsicular
Which definitely added to the funny factor
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User avatar #356 to #27 - jaredsaurus (09/06/2012) [-]
Also condolensicals.
#341 to #27 - Rascal (09/06/2012) [-]
Finally I get to use this: (creds to sir Lewis Carroll)
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
User avatar #641 to #341 - bluedwarf (09/06/2012) [-]
I don't know what this song is about but it sounds cool and I read Jabberwock so thumbs up
#649 to #641 - Rascal (09/06/2012) [-]
Its a poem based off of the alice in wonderland story if i remember correctly
#177 to #27 - xuberpwnagex (09/05/2012) [-]
I thought I was just uneducated.
User avatar #57 to #27 - lazypaul (09/05/2012) [-]
My friend is reading all of these comments btw, and they are making his day.
User avatar #74 to #57 - anonymoose ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
#260 to #74 - spazzin (09/06/2012) [-]
"Dont confuse me by using big words!"
#577 to #74 - eraserblue ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am going to favorite this comment, so when future me goes to look at his favorites, he'll see this and wonder what he was doing with his life...
#611 to #577 - atma (09/06/2012) [-]
I fully condone your actions
I think I might just do the same
User avatar #772 to #577 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
Hey, you! What are you doing with your life?
#61 to #57 - findtheanswer (09/05/2012) [-]
Well tell your friend he is a 			*******		 genius!
Well tell your friend he is a ******* genius!
#72 - Sneim (09/05/2012) [-]
Thought it was gonna be another hooking-you-up-with-girl-on-facebook-post, but was pleasantly surprised.
probs to your friend
#319 to #72 - Rascal (09/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #642 to #65 - bluedwarf (09/06/2012) [-]
How about, guys, like, we create
seriously guys, a new word in the dictionary?
User avatar #680 to #642 - lazypaul (09/06/2012) [-]
Sounds like a recquibasical idea to me.
User avatar #726 to #680 - facedodge (09/06/2012) [-]
You already misspelled it.
#25 - geekinit (09/05/2012) [-]
I cogitate he did you a voluminous courtesy , she unequivocally is a unintelligent tart...
User avatar #30 to #25 - PoptartsGalore (09/05/2012) [-]
you were doing fine until you for got the "n" in an.
User avatar #31 to #30 - geekinit (09/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #32 to #31 - PoptartsGalore (09/05/2012) [-]
We have both failed. Brb an heroing.
User avatar #33 to #32 - geekinit (09/05/2012) [-]
Quite alright, we all make mistakes.
#52 - taartislekker (09/05/2012) [-]
But seriously, maybe its better if you don't talk to her anymore. I mean, if she can't take a joke.
#55 - oliphan (09/05/2012) [-]
I do believe that your friend is one classy ************ .
#575 - lemonadikh (09/06/2012) [-]
anyone else read it in his voice?
#583 to #575 - Justsomedudee (09/06/2012) [-]
i totally did the same
#189 - haxorman (09/05/2012) [-]
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Atleast this didn't happen to you
#770 to #189 - xtwinblade ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
&gt;i can eat you out or w/e
>i can eat you out or w/e
User avatar #197 to #189 - jackazmctittles (09/05/2012) [-]
holy **** , i cant stop laughing
User avatar #148 - stargatesturge (09/05/2012) [-]
I'm almost amazed that she did not ask Sir Eldridge out. He seemed like quite the sir.
#567 - uncleepedro (09/06/2012) [-]
Sir Tobias Eldridge lol
Sir Tobias Eldridge lol
#568 - nathanielcockburn (09/06/2012) [-]
**nathanielcockburn rolled a random image posted in comment #198985 at Anime & Manga **
ahh yes
User avatar #594 to #568 - EpicAmiss (09/06/2012) [-]
AHAHAH! Thats like a one in a million role! xD Wouldnt it be hilarious if the person who rolled this didnt know who this is?
User avatar #750 to #594 - nathanielcockburn (09/10/2012) [-]
i actually have no idea who this is
User avatar #751 to #750 - EpicAmiss (09/10/2012) [-]
OMFG! XDDDD It's a character from a manga who's literally a Demon Butler.
#753 to #751 - nathanielcockburn (09/10/2012) [-]
oh cool
XD... really
User avatar #579 to #568 - sugarcupcakes (09/06/2012) [-]
Wow, that is actually very relevant.
#246 - penisalphanugnut (09/06/2012) [-]
I Googled 'recquabasical' and this post was the only thing to show up.
#684 - demonjuice (09/06/2012) [-]
I must say, that was quite the jovial read. Titty Sprinkles.
User avatar #694 to #684 - faustdemon (09/06/2012) [-]
#474 - alexdevlin (09/06/2012) [-]
Dude, your friend is amazing. He totally chased away that dumb chick. You're freaking lucky
#478 to #474 - lefish (09/06/2012) [-]
On a scale of 1 to feel, that picture gave me a feel. gif related.
On a scale of 1 to feel, that picture gave me a feel. gif related.
#308 - sillyb (09/06/2012) [-]
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