Lord Eldridge.. . So My friend was logged en to my facebook when a girl messaged me. I asked him to politely tell her that I was tee busy to talk as I was playi Lord Eldridge So My friend was logged en to my facebook when a girl messaged me I asked him politely tell her that tee busy talk as playi
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So My friend was logged en to my
facebook when a girl messaged me. I
asked him to politely tell her that I was
tee busy to talk as I was playing video
games. This is what he done instead.
Hem:
Pa Ill-
Good evening, I am Sir Eldridge, Lord "s butler, Sir is indisposed at
the moment, Givith his faveourite video game; 'Crash , The Areth
of Cortex', He is unable m lake your message.
new
Haha whe is this l
But my lady, I have already given you my full title,
Rebecca -
I knew thats lies
Ma' arn, you do me a ! I weild never bequeath a lady of such
high Givith a cunning ruse! Indeed, my full name is Sir Tobias
Eldridge!
Rebecca)
ever whe is this
Paul‘
It is as iama' am is handicapped, I, Am, Sir, Tobias, Eldridge. Ireally don' t
see hew I eould make it dearer.
Rebecca"
You walling me handicapped!!
Well, when ene cannot decipher the terribly templee cede ofa 5 syllable
title; even after 3 repetitions, .. Yes. I weild go so far as m all ma' am
handicapped,
Rebecca-
Aho the Fed: is this! !!
Pauli
SIR, TENIAS, , Good lord madam. You are the densest of
brick walls I have ever had the displeasure of' r: conversing' . I do net
approve of Sire company.
but srsly, paul is playing vidya games
vidya' is a replacement Fer video,
Rebecca -
Paul-
slang.
Rebecca -
What the hell does mean?!
Paul-
Ijust mid you, It means slang.
Dent r: me by using big werds!
Paul-
I must apologize, and offer my sincerest, and mest
r: randyland: kraals,
Rebeca:
Theres only ene werd there i dent knew and its
Paul-
means tamsin: ular,
Rebecca)
whim means??
Pa II-
Let me think of another synonym. ..
Oversimple.
She doesnt speaked me anymore.
...
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#27 - bcmn
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I ******* lol'd.    
   
Recquabasical isn't even a word.....nor is tonsicular   
Which definitely added to the funny factor
I ******* lol'd.

Recquabasical isn't even a word.....nor is tonsicular
Which definitely added to the funny factor
#177 to #27 - xuberpwnagex
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I thought I was just uneducated.
#341 to #27 - anon id: 1e2dca51
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(09/06/2012) [-]
Finally I get to use this: (creds to sir Lewis Carroll)
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
User avatar #641 to #341 - bluedwarf
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(09/06/2012) [-]
I don't know what this song is about but it sounds cool and I read Jabberwock so thumbs up
#649 to #641 - anon id: 4fe338c1
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(09/06/2012) [-]
Its a poem based off of the alice in wonderland story if i remember correctly
#529 to #27 - aftercafe
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#715 to #27 - fuckmerunnin
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User avatar #356 to #27 - jaredsaurus
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(09/06/2012) [-]
Also condolensicals.
User avatar #57 to #27 - lazypaul [OP]
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(09/05/2012) [-]
My friend is reading all of these comments btw, and they are making his day.
User avatar #74 to #57 - anonymoose
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Poopnuggets.
#260 to #74 - spazzin
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(09/06/2012) [-]
"Dont confuse me by using big words!"
#577 to #74 - eraserblue
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(09/06/2012) [-]
I am going to favorite this comment, so when future me goes to look at his favorites, he'll see this and wonder what he was doing with his life...
#611 to #577 - atma
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(09/06/2012) [-]
I fully condone your actions
I think I might just do the same
User avatar #772 to #577 - anonymoose
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Hey, you! What are you doing with your life?
#771 to #74 - fuckingtrolls
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#61 to #57 - findtheanswer
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Well tell your friend he is a ******* genius!
Well tell your friend he is a ******* genius!
#5 - bananamilkshake
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User avatar #60 - MrJakkadakka
Reply +193 123456789123345869
(09/05/2012) [-]
This took me so much longer to read than it should have done because the butler accent in my head was rather slow.
#64 to #60 - draxdiesel
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(09/05/2012) [-]
i was reading it as the simpsons character that does the "a YEEEEEEESSSSSS?" thing. it took a while
#34 - justafangirl
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#520 to #34 - nintendowiisucks
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(09/06/2012) [-]
i read this in benders classy voice
#486 to #34 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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#447 to #34 - EKcEntRIC
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(09/06/2012) [-]
a most whimsical jest
#97 - josieabby
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User avatar #65 - facedodge
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User avatar #642 to #65 - bluedwarf
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(09/06/2012) [-]
How about, guys, like, we create
seriously guys, a new word in the dictionary?
User avatar #680 to #642 - lazypaul [OP]
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(09/06/2012) [-]
Sounds like a recquibasical idea to me.
User avatar #726 to #680 - facedodge
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(09/06/2012) [-]
You already misspelled it.
#589 to #65 - thefeels
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#25 - geekinit
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I cogitate he did you a voluminous courtesy , she unequivocally is a unintelligent tart...
User avatar #30 to #25 - PoptartsGalore
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(09/05/2012) [-]
you were doing fine until you for got the "n" in an.
User avatar #31 to #30 - geekinit
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(09/05/2012) [-]
*forgot
User avatar #32 to #31 - PoptartsGalore
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(09/05/2012) [-]
We have both failed. Brb an heroing.
User avatar #33 to #32 - geekinit
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Quite alright, we all make mistakes.
#72 - Sneim
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Thought it was gonna be another hooking-you-up-with-girl-on-facebook-post, but was pleasantly surprised.
probs to your friend
#319 to #72 - anon id: 12093688
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props
#52 - taartislekker
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(09/05/2012) [-]
But seriously, maybe its better if you don't talk to her anymore. I mean, if she can't take a joke.
User avatar #426 - fueledbybooze
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(09/06/2012) [-]
**fueledbybooze rolls 999**
User avatar #427 to #426 - fueledbybooze
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(09/06/2012) [-]
****** trips
#438 to #427 - anon id: ec332638
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(09/06/2012) [-]
**** your trips
User avatar #431 to #427 - noseses
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(09/06/2012) [-]
neat
User avatar #759 to #431 - shrooms
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(09/30/2012) [-]
omfg he deleted his rolls lets all bitch and ******* moan about, you are all a disgrace
User avatar #760 to #759 - noseses
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(10/02/2012) [-]
and i'm the one who gets shat on?
#435 to #426 - disregardtheponies
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(09/06/2012) [-]
Welcome to top comment, good sir.
Welcome to top comment, good sir.
#452 to #426 - wolftron
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(09/06/2012) [-]
Holy **** haven't seen one of those in a while! Thumb for you :D
Holy **** haven't seen one of those in a while! Thumb for you :D
User avatar #440 to #426 - tehweave
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(09/06/2012) [-]
Trips... And no thumbs?
#441 to #426 - Jigglejellow
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(09/06/2012) [-]
That is just wonderful.
That is just wonderful.
#434 to #426 - maroi **User deleted account**
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#430 to #426 - wowplayerz
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#433 to #426 - anon id: 3f4cb028
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(09/06/2012) [-]
Green thumbs inbound
#458 to #426 - trollfacehere
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User avatar #622 to #426 - JulesVerne
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(09/06/2012) [-]
**JulesVerne rolls 337,106,510** You rolled multiple times until you got trips, the others were deleted. People like you should be banned from rolling.
#436 to #426 - sonicserver
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(09/06/2012) [-]
log into funnyjunk
roll trips.
don't get them
delete your comments until you hit trips
proceed to suck multiple cocks
?????
profit
#448 to #436 - fueledbybooze
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(09/06/2012) [-]
I need moar cocks

do u know where i can find them
#450 to #448 - djranki
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(09/06/2012) [-]
Well, the internet is usually the best place to start looking
#449 to #426 - sonicserver
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(09/06/2012) [-]
He deleted six rolls before this one. wake up people
#455 to #449 - fueledbybooze
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I thumbed you up man but u still gotta help me find some cocks
I thumbed you up man but u still gotta help me find some cocks