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User avatar #36 - kieranbaker (09/05/2012) [-]
Will there ever be a time when athiests dont shut the **** up about how "silly our beliefes are" ja some of them are sill but we like them, just let us be happy while we can alot of **** has happened in my 18 years on this planet and if it weren't for religion and the knowledge that some people want to advance our civilization helps me through it. That and the internet and TV.
#118 to #36 - asulen (09/05/2012) [-]
Who argued? You just started it.

I've never been approached by an atheist and been asked about my beliefs. I have, on the other hand, been stopped by Mormon brothers, Jehovah's witnesses, and yelled at by religious... eccentrics at work. I had a boss once that got deadly close to preaching to me about something that happened in my personal life.

On the opposite side, the only potentially atheist thing that I've ever heard irl is when I sneezed and a friend of mine said "When you die, nothing happens," as opposed to "Bless you."
User avatar #96 to #36 - nightauditor (09/05/2012) [-]
Like religious people leave atheists alone right?

But whatever, it´s a pointless argument. I agree that everyone should believe in whatever they want, as long as they don´t bother others with their beliefs.

Unfortunately MOST religious groups have extreme members that do nothing but bothering others. Some even come to your house to try to convert you.

#109 to #96 - youxbarstard (09/05/2012) [-]
Let people believe in whatever they want you say......
Fine, then one day I shall be able to make people orgasm just by touching them.
#112 to #109 - nightauditor (09/05/2012) [-]
Only your mind understands what those two things have in common.

To me your words sounded like: "Let people believe in whatever you say...

Then I will paint my dog green!"

No correlation between the two whatsoever.

Have fun trying to "think"! Someday you´ll get the hang of it!
#119 to #112 - youxbarstard (09/05/2012) [-]
But I bet you wouldn't mind having that ability.
Imagine the amount of control you would have over people without actually controlling their minds.
User avatar #121 to #119 - nightauditor (09/05/2012) [-]
I do have the ability to make people come just by touching them. It usually only works on some women, and I have to touch them repeatedly and not just once, but it´s there.

Now, you´re at mind control? How did we get here? weren´t we just making people cum?

I hope at least you know what you´re talking about!

And mind control wouldn´t be as nice as everybody thinks. You can hear everyones REAL thoughts about you. Do you really want to know that?

Think about it. Or try.
#126 to #121 - youxbarstard (09/05/2012) [-]
I wasn't talking about reading peoples minds and even then you don't have to be able to read the mind in order to control it. And why do you think that I lack the ability to think when I decide to brighten my day by twisting someones words?
User avatar #128 to #126 - nightauditor (09/05/2012) [-]
Well, to be honest, the result of your twistings are more disappointing than thought-provoking. That is why I think you probably have a hard time.

But then again, performance is subjective, so you probably are the brightest guy you know.

I´d say have a great day. And if you stumble upon something noteworthy, feel free to share it.
#138 to #128 - youxbarstard (09/05/2012) [-]
The word twisting was more for myself.
And I wasn't trying to be thought provoking only slightly amusing.
Why do you have to be such a killjoy?
#139 to #138 - nightauditor (09/05/2012) [-]
Only one reason: Arguing on the internet is fun! It almost doesn´t matter what this is about.    
   
Think about it, in whatever situation do you have such an even playing ground? I don´t know your ethnicity, where you´re from, or what your agenda is. I just know your username. When you argue on the internet it comes down to the arguments itself. I love that.    
   
And same as you, I just twisted your words to get a reaction. Isn´t life online pathetic?   
   
But to make up for the jimmies I rustled...   
   
<----- here is something cute!
Only one reason: Arguing on the internet is fun! It almost doesn´t matter what this is about.

Think about it, in whatever situation do you have such an even playing ground? I don´t know your ethnicity, where you´re from, or what your agenda is. I just know your username. When you argue on the internet it comes down to the arguments itself. I love that.

And same as you, I just twisted your words to get a reaction. Isn´t life online pathetic?

But to make up for the jimmies I rustled...

<----- here is something cute!
#141 to #139 - youxbarstard (09/05/2012) [-]
I was about to call you a dick....but then realized that your hidden logic was just too goddamn flawless.   
Now I'm off to go watch burn notice, cya when I cya.
I was about to call you a dick....but then realized that your hidden logic was just too goddamn flawless.
Now I'm off to go watch burn notice, cya when I cya.
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