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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #14 - roliga
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Yeah, **** being happy
#102 to #14 - anon id: 4d827460
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I wouldn't say that a phone that scratches your balls brings true happiness, only confort. When you realize at the end of your life that all you ever acomplished was getting your balls red from friction, it will leave you with nothing but misery

But **** Anon, right?
User avatar #136 to #102 - wrpen
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Yes, **** anon.
#140 to #136 - anon id: ab8ef97e
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Nah he's on to something, I aprove of him. How many poeple are in the world that are richt and happy? Well, didn't think so
User avatar #144 to #140 - wrpen
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Bill Gates seems pretty happy to me. And besides, wealth isn't the topic here, it's that not scratching your balls yourself instead of making your phone do it will make you happy.
User avatar #149 to #14 - kimilsung
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all glory to my magnificunt country
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User avatar #15 to #14 - roliga
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And by the way, how ironic is it that you read this on a computer?
User avatar #41 to #15 - FeeFieFoe
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Im on a Sega, **** your irony.
#24 - flyleafistheshit
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Who the hell is happy? Are you guys really happy? I'm not. I am lonely. I'm am so hopelessly lonely. I would unplug myself from all electronics if I could find somebody who had a ******* thing to say. I would cling to them with all the passion this earthly existence can bear. I'm so tired of begging my friends to look up from their phones and just talk to me. Then what do we talk about? Television and new electronics. We think we are so connected now of days, but, in reality, we have never been farther away.
User avatar #27 to #24 - snarfalupticus
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i like ducks
User avatar #54 to #27 - JoshBauer
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That made me laugh. Good on you, snarfalupticus.
User avatar #28 to #27 - flyleafistheshit
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I don't. I think them bastards have had long enough to climb to the top of the food chain. The can fly, swim, and walk. Plus they have those pointy ass bills. Yet they still choose to dine on stale bread.
User avatar #29 to #28 - snarfalupticus
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ducks are gods in hiding. no one messes with ducks because they demand respect. they know if you mess with a duck, you wont have much longer to live. have you ever messed with a duck? i don't think so. people give ducks stale bread as an offering. they offer the ducks stale bread as payment for not unleashing ungodly chaos on the planet. be grateful they are benevolent for now. so if was you, i would stop talking smack about our duck gods and offer them that stale bread before they take your life
User avatar #30 to #29 - flyleafistheshit
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Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Ducks: 1
#101 to #24 - xtrem
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come join my on the lonely beach , i got tired of clinging to people or even family just to have fun together but nooooooooooooo , they prefer being lazy or use their gadgets , i ended up playing video games waiting salvation
if i stop playing and thinking about my life i would end it
#109 to #24 - anon id: 5efc0768
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what the **** is the point of coming here complaining about your life and making other people feel worse at the same time? ******* do something about it instead of whining

scumbag
User avatar #111 to #109 - flyleafistheshit
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Sorry, I didn't know I wasn't allowed to share opinions. I thought that is what furthers humanity is the exchanging of ideas. You don't have to agree, but you sure hell don't have to prosecute me for it. Maybe you could share some of your opinions next instead of just being critical of others.
User avatar #113 to #24 - theodordronen
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I'm happy. I was lonely, but things got better because I decided to take a step towards making them better. By saying that you are lonely and in the ***** you are just making yourself believe that THAT is the truth. But honestly, write down everything that is **** in your life, and change it. No one is doomed to be lonely and feel ****** forever
User avatar #141 to #24 - bluedwarf
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Say where are you from mate?
User avatar #184 to #141 - flyleafistheshit
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'Merica. South Carolina to be exact.
User avatar #185 to #184 - bluedwarf
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Don't mind me, just checking out my luck.
User avatar #188 to #185 - flyleafistheshit
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And luck at what? Finding someone to kill in the local area.
User avatar #186 to #185 - flyleafistheshit
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Well, where are you from?
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User avatar #189 to #187 - bluedwarf
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Well I'm in Austria, Wien, and would give you the complete adress if you were near. And luck at having a interesting conversation possibly acquiring a friend irl. No I'm not a loser, neither am I desperate or crazy. You just seam like a nice guy to talk to.
And this ain't exactly the craziest site on the internet regarding that killing part btw
User avatar #190 to #189 - flyleafistheshit
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We can still talk. This site does have a friend system type deal-i-o. It would be nice to have a friend on here that just didn't send random friend requests just to get more friends. You can never be too careful about the killing thing. One wrong turn and your dead or in the mailman's basement with a cactus up your butt.
User avatar #191 to #190 - bluedwarf
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That's true. About the friends on the net ; I did have the pleasure to talk to many, and the conversations were always great. You have all the freedom to choose with whom you'd like to talk. I even met one of my "chat friends" a month ago. She's from UK and it was great fun. So you see, everything is possible
User avatar #192 to #191 - flyleafistheshit
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Well then, I guess that leads us up to trying to be friends.
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#56 to #24 - satansatan
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I could not agree more with you. There is such a lack of comprehension towards other people nowadays. Empty words is what is filling us, the materalism is taking over...
It is so ******* sad.
User avatar #57 to #24 - aldheim
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I'm happy as ****.
#98 - marsupilami
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#110 - dashiznigga
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If you're happy who gives a ****.
#139 to #110 - anon id: 488dbd12
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you make a VERY strong argument
#145 - SHAMU
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Who actually scratches their balls? It's more of a pinch and roll maneuver....
#90 - theninjakai
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Ignorance is bliss until they take your bliss away.   
   
I tend to keep informed in what's going on in the world and make sure I know the truth rather than the filtered dribble that mainstream media gives to the masses via TV, Radio or Newspapers.   
   
When I find out the truth about something and try to inform others that have been "brainwashed" (I'm using the term loosely) by society they all respond to me "What do you know? Were you actually there? You don't know everything!"   
   
It's true, I don't know everything...at least I know what the truth is.   
   
For example I remember back when Occupy was all the rage and I heard about the police brutality by the NYPD. I told people about that and even showed them video evidence and yet they said "That's not true, that's totally faked".   
   
The western goverments like to sweep problems under the carpet and wants to have control by passing secret bills in to order (TPPA/ACTA/SOPA/etc).   
   
Or in China's case, just literally brainwash the population with lies and lock the truth away.   
   
Which is where this comic comes in.    
   
I wonder how these kind of people will react when they find out what their leaders have been hiding behind their back with the help of mass-media and corporate greed?   
   
So yeah, that's my opinion.    
   
Bring on the red thumbs and "conspiracy theorist" name calling.   
   
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Ignorance is bliss until they take your bliss away.

I tend to keep informed in what's going on in the world and make sure I know the truth rather than the filtered dribble that mainstream media gives to the masses via TV, Radio or Newspapers.

When I find out the truth about something and try to inform others that have been "brainwashed" (I'm using the term loosely) by society they all respond to me "What do you know? Were you actually there? You don't know everything!"

It's true, I don't know everything...at least I know what the truth is.

For example I remember back when Occupy was all the rage and I heard about the police brutality by the NYPD. I told people about that and even showed them video evidence and yet they said "That's not true, that's totally faked".

The western goverments like to sweep problems under the carpet and wants to have control by passing secret bills in to order (TPPA/ACTA/SOPA/etc).

Or in China's case, just literally brainwash the population with lies and lock the truth away.

Which is where this comic comes in.

I wonder how these kind of people will react when they find out what their leaders have been hiding behind their back with the help of mass-media and corporate greed?

So yeah, that's my opinion.

Bring on the red thumbs and "conspiracy theorist" name calling.

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#103 to #90 - anon id: 2662b87c
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you mad?
#94 to #90 - blindleviathan
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But you can't be cospiracy theorist if you only seek truth. Filtering information is great way to stay informed better. But not every "alternative media" is sharing the truth, some are sharing only fear. So man has to choose wisely and check every fact..   
   
You know if you don't eat every **** on conspiracyhunter,etc... then why should anybody call you conspiracy theorist?
But you can't be cospiracy theorist if you only seek truth. Filtering information is great way to stay informed better. But not every "alternative media" is sharing the truth, some are sharing only fear. So man has to choose wisely and check every fact..

You know if you don't eat every **** on conspiracyhunter,etc... then why should anybody call you conspiracy theorist?
User avatar #135 - funnaa
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this comic was brought to you by toys and gizmos
#26 - bible
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This is rather fitting. Here we are, laughing at that stupid person on facebook and their stupid comment, but at the end of the day, we are no different than the stupid facebook bitch.

We've become so lazy that incredible ideals and dreams are tossed out the door, replaced with another hour of staring at the computer screen. You know why we love it so much? Because it's easy. We slip into a backwards comfortable state of mind and consciousness simply so we don't have to deal with our real world problems. We'd much rather worry about that idiot on the internet who is obviously wrong.

That is why our youth are slipping: They are too comfortable with a comfortable world, and when that comfortable world is shattered by reality, they have no ******* clue what to do.

Each one of us are amazing in our own ways...yet we are too damn lazy to get off our asses and do something to make us amazing. Instead of doing our homework, we replace potential with yet another hour droning away at our computer screens.

Comic related in a linear sense. If we want to change this world, we'd better start by taking away others' comforts. See how they'll react then!
User avatar #31 to #26 - darkjustifier
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I'm in football and I approve of the message.
User avatar #32 to #31 - lolidontcare
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how is being in football in anyway relevant to what bible said
User avatar #33 to #32 - darkjustifier
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I like chess too

What are you talking about?
User avatar #36 to #33 - amuzen
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Bibles isn't referring to how we need more exercise he's referring to the fact that we need to do something productive and work towards productive goals once in awhile.

Neither football, nor chess, produce anything at the end.
User avatar #38 to #36 - darkjustifier
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Join me and mine friend evilanakie in our church of the interesting food whores where interesting food is eaten by thine angelic whores for your pleasure/
User avatar #39 to #38 - evilanakie
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HAIL THE SAMMICHES THAT THE SLUTS WILL BE MAKN
User avatar #40 to #39 - darkjustifier
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In thine pickled grace.
User avatar #42 to #40 - evilanakie
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thou soft bread of delight
User avatar #45 to #42 - darkjustifier
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with thine savory pork.
User avatar #46 to #45 - evilanakie
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and divine relishes
User avatar #47 to #46 - darkjustifier
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In the kitchen of infinite gold where thine women must stay.
User avatar #48 to #47 - evilanakie
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silent and patient
where they care and love like no other
User avatar #49 to #48 - darkjustifier
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This is fun :) but I gotta go.:(
User avatar #50 to #49 - evilanakie
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spread the word
User avatar #58 to #26 - tylosaurus
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My dream is to become a game developer. :I
User avatar #60 to #58 - exrflarion
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I can relate to this.
#142 to #26 - anon id: fac4cfad
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Well, that just dimmed my day.
User avatar #37 to #26 - Petroleum
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I'm not a follower of DC Comics, but I would like to confirm this.

Alfred is/was the Joker? Or is this one of those spin off things that all comics seem so fond of creating.
User avatar #43 to #37 - siridontcare
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its a sorta spin off thing. The joker was created because he was with a gang and was robbing a factory and batman popped in and the "soon to be joker" fell into some chemicals. and it died his skin white, lips red, and hair green. it also made him mentally insane.
User avatar #44 to #43 - siridontcare
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*dyed
#107 - salari
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George Carlin wasn't a comedian, he was a philosopher that just happened to be funny.
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