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NOBODY
QUESTIONS NOBODY
THINGS ANYMORE.
EVERYBODY' S
TOO FAT
AND HAPPY.
EVERYBODY' S
GOT A CELL PHONE
THAT WILL MAKE
PANCAKES AND RUB
THEIR BALLS NOW.
may to ;
nun own G . MOS.
HE' BEEN BOUGHT opp AND
SILENCED BY TOYS AND GIZMOS.
GEORGE CARL“!
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User avatar #14 - roliga ONLINE (09/05/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Yeah, **** being happy
User avatar #15 to #14 - roliga ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
And by the way, how ironic is it that you read this on a computer?
#24 - flyleafistheshit (09/05/2012) [+] (22 replies)
Who the hell is happy? Are you guys really happy? I'm not. I am lonely. I'm am so hopelessly lonely. I would unplug myself from all electronics if I could find somebody who had a ******* thing to say. I would cling to them with all the passion this earthly existence can bear. I'm so tired of begging my friends to look up from their phones and just talk to me. Then what do we talk about? Television and new electronics. We think we are so connected now of days, but, in reality, we have never been farther away.
#110 - dashiznigga (09/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If you're happy who gives a **** .
#145 - SHAMU (09/05/2012) [-]
Who actually scratches their balls? It's more of a pinch and roll maneuver....
#90 - theninjakai (09/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Ignorance is bliss until they take your bliss away.   
   
I tend to keep informed in what's going on in the world and make sure I know the truth rather than the filtered dribble that mainstream media gives to the masses via TV, Radio or Newspapers.   
   
When I find out the truth about something and try to inform others that have been "brainwashed" (I'm using the term loosely) by society they all respond to me "What do you know? Were you actually there? You don't know everything!"   
   
It's true, I don't know everything...at least I know what the truth is.   
   
For example I remember back when Occupy was all the rage and I heard about the police brutality by the NYPD. I told people about that and even showed them video evidence and yet they said "That's not true, that's totally faked".   
   
The western goverments like to sweep problems under the carpet and wants to have control by passing secret bills in to order (TPPA/ACTA/SOPA/etc).   
   
Or in China's case, just literally brainwash the population with lies and lock the truth away.   
   
Which is where this comic comes in.    
   
I wonder how these kind of people will react when they find out what their leaders have been hiding behind their back with the help of mass-media and corporate greed?   
   
So yeah, that's my opinion.    
   
Bring on the red thumbs and "conspiracy theorist" name calling.   
   
/rant
Ignorance is bliss until they take your bliss away.

I tend to keep informed in what's going on in the world and make sure I know the truth rather than the filtered dribble that mainstream media gives to the masses via TV, Radio or Newspapers.

When I find out the truth about something and try to inform others that have been "brainwashed" (I'm using the term loosely) by society they all respond to me "What do you know? Were you actually there? You don't know everything!"

It's true, I don't know everything...at least I know what the truth is.

For example I remember back when Occupy was all the rage and I heard about the police brutality by the NYPD. I told people about that and even showed them video evidence and yet they said "That's not true, that's totally faked".

The western goverments like to sweep problems under the carpet and wants to have control by passing secret bills in to order (TPPA/ACTA/SOPA/etc).

Or in China's case, just literally brainwash the population with lies and lock the truth away.

Which is where this comic comes in.

I wonder how these kind of people will react when they find out what their leaders have been hiding behind their back with the help of mass-media and corporate greed?

So yeah, that's my opinion.

Bring on the red thumbs and "conspiracy theorist" name calling.

/rant
User avatar #135 - funnaa (09/05/2012) [-]
this comic was brought to you by toys and gizmos
#26 - bible (09/05/2012) [+] (25 replies)
This is rather fitting. Here we are, laughing at that stupid person on facebook and their stupid comment, but at the end of the day, we are no different than the stupid facebook bitch.

We've become so lazy that incredible ideals and dreams are tossed out the door, replaced with another hour of staring at the computer screen. You know why we love it so much? Because it's easy. We slip into a backwards comfortable state of mind and consciousness simply so we don't have to deal with our real world problems. We'd much rather worry about that idiot on the internet who is obviously wrong.

That is why our youth are slipping: They are too comfortable with a comfortable world, and when that comfortable world is shattered by reality, they have no ******* clue what to do.

Each one of us are amazing in our own ways...yet we are too damn lazy to get off our asses and do something to make us amazing. Instead of doing our homework, we replace potential with yet another hour droning away at our computer screens.

Comic related in a linear sense. If we want to change this world, we'd better start by taking away others' comforts. See how they'll react then!
#107 - salari (09/05/2012) [-]
George Carlin wasn't a comedian, he was a philosopher that just happened to be funny.
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#161 - lazaman (09/05/2012) [+] (7 replies)
MFW every one in the comments is saying how they are "distant from" or "non dependent on" technology.... BITCH YOU COULDN'T LIVE 5 MINUTES! I sure as hell know I cant! Toasters are tech, **** , anything with a cord, or that runs on yellow shocky shock is technology.
Your on funnyjunk for gods sake, having an account is having a certificate saying "I am technology's bitch"
#85 - HaloMythbuster (09/05/2012) [-]
Really?
No one else saw this?
+6
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#172 - dramallama (09/05/2012) [-]
**dramallama rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at A Missed Score ** mfw it scratches my balls
User avatar #138 - deliciousjoecocker (09/05/2012) [-]
I am thin, not overly happy and I have a mobile. Am I an asshole?
#92 - blindleviathan (09/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
As mentioned bellow, it's not happyness.. You can have everythink that will make your life more comfortable but still you won't be happy. It's about people around you. If you choose well, you will be happy.


That what is desribed in content is pure hypocrisy and ignorance. We don't have apps that scratches balls, but there are people dying in wars every day and nobody gives a **** .. But when dies any famous actor, singer, etc half of the world goes ******* .
User avatar #59 - aldheim (09/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah, because Newspapers are a far better source of information than a phone that connects to the ******* Internet.
I haven't been bought off or silenced.
I, and everybody in this age, have more power to speak their mind to people all over the world than any generation before them.
I just don't give a **** .
+4
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User avatar #22 - xjessicaxrabbitx (09/05/2012) [-]
...I'm now waiting for a phone that makes me pancakes.
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