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#4 - tacosmells
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(09/04/2012) [-]
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#56 to #4 - aklex
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Hers said "Soon you will be sitting on top of the world."

And his said "You may only be one person in the world, but to one person you may be the world."

Just in case anyone didn't catch it :)
#243 to #56 - anon
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Just in case anyone was too retarded to use the enlarge feature specifically implemented to make seeing detailed images easier**
#28 - oliphan
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Dayum *****! You gon get da pusseh tonight.
#214 to #28 - ThizzKing
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(09/05/2012) [-]
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#30 to #28 - ApocalypseKing
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#171 - repugnantpug
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#277 to #171 - NatashaReinhart
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#275 to #171 - alldaypk
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(09/05/2012) [-]
you have 69 likes as of 8:31 Australian Sydney time
#175 to #171 - kanatana
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Questionable Content?
#179 to #175 - haroark
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Yes that is from questionable content

@Yelling bird...
#258 to #179 - kanatana
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Pft, so you live in, what? Alaska, or Hawaii? It's nearly half past four in the morning here!
#260 to #258 - haroark
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(09/05/2012) [-]
i live in Norway...
#263 to #260 - kanatana
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(09/05/2012) [-]
So, I'm on the entirely wrong side of the planet. G'night, mate. See you around, okay?
#264 to #263 - haroark
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(09/05/2012) [-]
so...i am now living on the wrong place?

now you are discriminating us...
#181 to #179 - kanatana
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Good, thought so :) Hope I never run into the Shame Orb, I've got a few skeletons in my closet lol
#182 to #181 - haroark
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(09/05/2012) [-]
well, he is not that popular here xP
#184 to #182 - kanatana
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(09/05/2012) [-]
:) There needs to be a QC trend on here sometime... there's a LOT that can be thrown around, ne?
#185 to #184 - haroark
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(09/05/2012) [-]
i wouldn't mind people posting QC here, as long as they give up the source and credits the artist...
#186 to #185 - kanatana
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Yeah... Oh, btw, this is one of my alltime favorite gifs :D
Yeah... Oh, btw, this is one of my alltime favorite gifs :D
#188 to #186 - haroark
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Jeph is just awesome :P

oh hey! this pic is old!
#190 to #188 - kanatana
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(09/05/2012) [-]
:D Who cares? Seriously cool. Bow ties are cool.

On a side note, I got my friend a stuffed Winslow a few months ago... SHE FLIPPED OUT.
#191 to #190 - haroark
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(09/05/2012) [-]
She flipped out as in good or bad?...
#195 to #191 - kanatana
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Very, very good :D She's as big a QC fan as I am. She was with her college theater class in London doing a thing there for a few weeks; I ordered it in the mail, and arranged with her grandmother to leave it in her bedroom for her the day she got back. She was very, very happy lol
#204 to #195 - haroark
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Lucky girl xP

id love to have it too heh
#216 to #204 - kanatana
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(09/05/2012) [-]
lol :P She's one of my best friends in the world-- and no, not like that! For all intents and purposes, she's like a little sister to me. I'm about five years older than her, and I met her when she was a kid, and I was just out of high school. Long story short, we've been... what's the phrase I wanna use? Wingmen? Soul mates? Ugh, you know what I mean.
#224 to #216 - haroark
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(09/05/2012) [-]
don't use "Soul mates" thats what couples use, heh

i would go with Best friends or something like that :)

hmm...where have i seen something like this before?...
i wonder...
#225 to #224 - kanatana
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Noooooo nooooooo don't even go there. You say it, I swear to god and cheese crackers, I will abandon thread. It's been said before by both of us already, for crying out loud!
#226 to #225 - haroark
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(09/05/2012) [-]
go where? i won't move my ass for a couple of hours :)

#227 to #226 - kanatana
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Sigh... Go ahead and say it, get it off your chest, then.
#250 to #227 - haroark
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(09/05/2012) [-]
say what?

i wasn't getting to anything ^^
#252 to #250 - kanatana
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Riiiiight.

G'night, gots lots of mayhem to wreak tomorrow.
#253 to #252 - haroark
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(09/05/2012) [-]
good night!?

its 11:12 here...
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#13 - anatidaephobia
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(09/04/2012) [-]
Okay OP, now I'm interested.
How did that work out?
#17 to #13 - AceofHearts
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(09/04/2012) [-]
Seriously, we must know.
#35 to #13 - dickthebutt
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(09/05/2012) [-]
sex, thats what happened
#198 to #35 - fragglerocks
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(09/05/2012) [-]
OP's name is onemanstand... I dont even wanna know.
#73 - funshine
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(09/05/2012) [-]
<--The waiter
#92 - lupislord
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(09/05/2012) [-]
My GF got this
#94 to #92 - lupislord
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(09/05/2012) [-]
So I was excited till I got this
#96 to #94 - crazybabies
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(09/05/2012) [-]
so she's getting raped and you're going to try and save her and get murdered,so seems she's getting ****** either way so just run save yourself
#45 - matulaakwtf
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(09/05/2012) [-]
&lt;-----YFW
<-----YFW
#79 - cazabrow ONLINE
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(09/05/2012) [-]
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#36 to #25 - ghirahn
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I ******* Laughed so hard when reading that.
Killed the mood.
#27 to #25 - AkatsukiNekoJr
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I can't for the love of me figure out who's suppose to be the guy in this picture. :|
I can't for the love of me figure out who's suppose to be the guy in this picture. :|
#42 to #27 - tehomagaman
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#72 to #27 - anon
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(09/05/2012) [-]
eh Avatar Legend of Korra?
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