zombie apocalypse. .. With my luck, I'd be chased down by Usain Bolt's zombie and I'd try to escape by jumping into the water, just to meet Michael Phelps's zombie.
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#76 - chrisauh (09/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
With my luck, I'd be chased down by Usain Bolt's zombie and I'd try to escape by jumping into the water, just to meet Michael Phelps's zombie.
User avatar #6 - ronyx (09/04/2012) [+] (8 replies)
It's about luck really, if you dont get infected in the initial breakout then some asshole with a gun will most likely rape you, take your stuff away and kill you. Actually there are a lot of bad things that can happen to you if you survive the initial breakout.
Get beated up
Get killed
Get raped
Get robbed
Get tortured
Become a slave
etc
User avatar #148 - darthblam (09/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
During the riots of chaos and confusion as the zombie apocalypse is happening I would steal the nicest tux I can find so that when I die whatever survivor sees me he will that "Man, that guy must have been rich when he was alive."
#161 to #158 - darthblam (09/05/2012) [-]
A sad, little man in a really nice tux.
A sad, little man in a really nice tux.
#68 - syis (09/05/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Considering the fact that zombies can't use any sort of weapon, I guess the best way to get prepared to a zombie outbreak is to go to a medieval faire and to suit up.
#62 - jacksterlad (09/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
knowing my luck id get chased by zombie Usain Bolt
knowing my luck id get chased by zombie Usain Bolt
User avatar #72 to #62 - YourLordAndMaster (09/05/2012) [-]
How would the zombies catch Usain Bolt?
#215 - thatsmrnoob (09/05/2012) [+] (45 replies)
#238 to #215 - theflamingotrigger (09/05/2012) [-]
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#58 - spektre (09/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Well yeah, hide in plain sight, don't draw all their attention to you. Duh
User avatar #8 - swampert (09/04/2012) [-]
Either situation looks pretty ****** , guy on top of car is super ******
User avatar #11 - iRetaliate (09/04/2012) [+] (21 replies)
Protip: There would never be a zombie apocalypse unless the initial infection was widespread.

Sure, some people would get bitten, but as soon as it became NEWS that there were zombies, people would just be going out in huge groups to kill all the zombies.

It would also have to start globally, because zombies cannot operate boats. FACT.
#67 - rangerofthesea (09/05/2012) [-]
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#257 - pankilord (09/05/2012) [-]
**** you OP, I took a quiz on Facebook and it told me I would be a zombie apocalypse hero.
+6
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User avatar #14 - fuckinfuckinfuck (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
1. Get in car at first sign of outbreak
2. Floor it to Costco
3. Kill the 75-100 zombies in Costco
4. Live in Costco five-ever
#288 - copperoxideking (09/05/2012) [+] (75 replies)
#297 to #295 - thepiratemonkey (09/05/2012) [-]
A machete, a motorcycle, and Chuck Norris. My victory is guaranteed.
A machete, a motorcycle, and Chuck Norris. My victory is guaranteed.
User avatar #187 - pagezeppelin (09/05/2012) [-]
False, i would be on the other side.
User avatar #104 - Zaivia (09/05/2012) [-]
Everyone talks about how if there was a zombie outbreak, they would be the lone wolf, the warrior. The survivor. But if everyone was a survivor, then there wouldn't be any zombies. I can honestly say I would run to my friends house who just happens to have a small battleaxe on display, yet I would still die within a week.
#89 - asasqw (09/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Wait in house for two days collecting all the information you can wile the power is still running
>Let the panic pass, once it has slowly and quietly make your way to the nearest boat
>Got to offshore oil rig, use it as base while sending people out on the boat to collect supplies
>Wait for 6 years while all the zombies biodegrade
(Bonus) Air horns taped down make excellent distractions
#47 - tommycallahan (09/04/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Show me your best FJ.
+5
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