4chan. . Anonymous (ID: ) (/ 03/ ) No. 423062935 FIT: How beta are you? I' ll start. enojoy sschool dropout tootally broke one car nor driving license classless
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FIT: How beta are you?
I' ll start.
enojoy
sschool dropout
tootally broke
one car nor driving license
classless virgin
asocial anxiety
sown several fleshlights
stat. out of shape
Anonymous (ID: ) () 1 3: 13: 35 No. 423063326
On the bright side I don' t think anyone can top you
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Submitted: 09/04/2012
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#674 - secondsignalkc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #675 to #674 - messerauditore (10/24/2012) [-]
Took my top comment eh? clever.
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#676 to #675 - secondsignalkc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#677 to #676 - messerauditore (10/25/2012) [-]
"took the time to go all the way back and look for the top comment"   
   
even though theres a sort by highest rated and mines the first to pop up. but dont worry, i completely believe you.
"took the time to go all the way back and look for the top comment"

even though theres a sort by highest rated and mines the first to pop up. but dont worry, i completely believe you.
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User avatar #671 - zhitman (09/06/2012) [-]
>17
>got fired cause of financial crisis stuff, now they're hiring people for the same job
>i've been fit but not anymore (feelsbadman)
>kissless virgin
>a bit of social anxiety (my Aspergers partly explains this and the virgin part)
>old friends are kinda fading out, we rarely have time to see each other, but i've gained a couple new friends
>good grades in high school (not sure if high school is the right word)

It's alright
#647 - doggstar ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
>20
>high school drop out
>job as chef
>money falling out my arse
>got a motorbike
>unfit but not fat
>never touched a flesh light
>still virgin but dont give a ****
>ton of freinds who i hang out with constantly

my lie is pretty ****** good
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#666 to #647 - jennathedog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#648 to #647 - doggstar ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
life*
User avatar #654 to #648 - Nihatclodra (09/05/2012) [-]
Sure. "Life".
#638 - anonymous (09/05/2012) [-]
**** you op. You get no pity from me. Fix your damn problems and quit bitchinbg
User avatar #636 - tigerstyle (09/05/2012) [-]
pretty bad /b/ro. ever heard of community college? gym?
#633 - greasynutsack (09/05/2012) [-]
>21
>go on FJ
>look at post/ read comments
>feel a lot better about my life

pic unrelated
#642 to #633 - doggstar ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
**doggstar rolled a random image posted in comment #942875 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **i thought the exact same
#625 - kfcnigga (09/05/2012) [-]
** ******** rolls 8,515,733** number of feels
#623 - organicglory ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
for further use
#618 - ipwnallnubz (09/05/2012) [-]
Just found out what a fleshlight is...
Just found out what a fleshlight is...
#621 to #618 - needlessfoal (09/05/2012) [-]
Really? Damn dude, those have been around for a while
#627 to #621 - FightClub (09/05/2012) [-]
This image has expired
HERE YOU GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#629 to #627 - needlessfoal (09/05/2012) [-]
Oh why thank you, Also, MFW
Oh why thank you, Also, MFW
#634 to #632 - needlessfoal (09/05/2012) [-]
This one works too
This one works too
#637 to #634 - FightClub (09/05/2012) [-]
This image has expired
mfw again
#641 to #637 - needlessfoal (09/05/2012) [-]
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#617 - anonymous (09/05/2012) [-]
i posted in this thead yesterday.... this makes me happy
#614 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (09/05/2012) [-]
>16
>got fired
>got expelled
>on 5 year high school plan
>future uncertain

others are worse
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#612 - soflyy has deleted their comment [-]
#611 - anonymous (09/05/2012) [-]
http://www.tradebit.com/visit.php/271314/product/-/189620914
#609 - abnthug (09/05/2012) [-]
>21
>No Job
>Associate's Degree
>Almost broke
>Don't have my own car but I have a driver's license
>virgin :(
>no social anxiety, but I don't go out much
>I don't own any fleshlights
>out of shape (husky)

I have lots of room for improvement.

Have a picture of my dog (now deceased).
#608 - keenyboy (09/05/2012) [-]
He could always.....top himself......
#604 - vegetatheprince (09/05/2012) [-]
I saw this post earlier today, was like 'meh', but it stuck in my head. I was feeling like **** for a while, but then I thought 'at least I ain't that guy', and suddenly, everything seemed alright.

Thanks for brightening my day, random beta anon.
User avatar #610 to #604 - vegetatheprince (09/05/2012) [-]
may as well put my stats down since I commented.
-18 years old
- dorming at nice college with nice program, being totally covered by parents because they're the best.
- not broke, but no job atm (rather get settled in first semester)
- no car, getting one in a few months tho
- kissless virgin, but I've been on a few first dates
- pretty bad social anxiety
-severe insecurity, to the point where I sometimes question the value of my existence
- no fleshlights, that ****** nasty
-average weight, averagely in shape.

I guess I'm a middle of the pack guy, which is alright for me.
User avatar #603 - warostrich (09/05/2012) [-]
I'm about as alpha as Wilt from fosters home.
#599 - whatugawkinat (09/05/2012) [-]
> Be 23
> No consistent job -1
> Been in trade schools for 3 years +1
> No related work experience -1
> Jobs only hiring Alpha workers with years of exp and a good look -1
> Not enough money to move out -1
> Vehicle needs repaired -1
> Get sex/kisses often +1
> Social anxiety -1
> Out of shape, but working out now +1

Climbing the Alpha ladder with a twisted ankle, broken knee and a sprained wrist.
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User avatar #655 to #598 - Nihatclodra (09/05/2012) [-]
As seen from the top comment.
User avatar #660 to #655 - shadowstepone (09/05/2012) [-]
whoops, sorry
#596 - poophaspooped (09/05/2012) [-]
>Be 20   
>In college    
>Want to become a psychiatrist   
>feels bad for you guys   
>no way of helping   
>hope gif. would cheer someone up
>Be 20
>In college
>Want to become a psychiatrist
>feels bad for you guys
>no way of helping
>hope gif. would cheer someone up
User avatar #605 to #596 - mailstrom (09/05/2012) [-]
I don't know if this should cheer me up, or just remind me that i have to kick myself in the face today
#606 to #605 - poophaspooped (09/05/2012) [-]
what about this one?
what about this one?
User avatar #620 to #606 - onkii (09/05/2012) [-]
what happens when one of your future patients finds out that you, a psychiatrist, has an account on a funny picture website and is called "poophaspooped"?
User avatar #622 to #620 - poophaspooped (09/05/2012) [-]
They will not

it shall be my dirty little secret...
User avatar #626 to #622 - onkii (09/05/2012) [-]
it makes me wonder what my psychiatrist does as a dirty little secret....
User avatar #607 to #606 - mailstrom (09/05/2012) [-]
that one was a little better
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