4chan. . Anonymous (ID: ) (/ 03/ ) No. 423062935 FIT: How beta are you? I' ll start. enojoy sschool dropout tootally broke one car nor driving license classless
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Anonymous (ID: ) (/ 03/ ) No. 423062935
FIT: How beta are you?
I' ll start.
sschool dropout
tootally broke
one car nor driving license
classless virgin
asocial anxiety
sown several fleshlights
stat. out of shape
Anonymous (ID: ) () 1 3: 13: 35 No. 423063326
On the bright side I don' t think anyone can top you
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Submitted: 09/04/2012
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User avatar #14 - messerauditore (09/04/2012) [+] (10 replies)
He is... the Alpha Beta.
#4 - therealbigmac (09/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)
You my friend are just like Magikarp. Your day will come sir. Hang in there. Pic related
#52 - leghair (09/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
At least you can grow facial hair.
At least you can grow facial hair.
#61 - iphoneguy (09/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
nah this can be topped, remember that guy that got friendzoned by a prositute?   
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nah this can be topped, remember that guy that got friendzoned by a prositute?
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#361 - Digitalphear (09/04/2012) [-]
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>captain of the football team
>perfect grades
>drivers license and 2011 camaro
>numerous scholarship offers
>in perfect shape
>never sleep alone
>11 inch dick

Sadly he was my neighbor and moved away last fall :(
#99 - kevinweeks (09/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)
That's not beta. That's omega.
That's not beta. That's omega.
#1 - Nahyon ONLINE (09/04/2012) [+] (8 replies)
le funny thread on le 4chan das me posting on funnehjuhnk hurr
boy, that escaleted quick xD
#6 to #5 - Nahyon ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
i post from 9gag too! it's ok u mad
#65 - xtwinblade ONLINE (09/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Beta story!

All through high school having the smallest amount of friends
My friends werent even real friends
Go on summer vacation
Get tons of friends, but none which live close to my town at all
Start college completely fresh
First week, be flirting with this girl
next week she's hooking up with another dude and hates me for some reason
Many of the friends i gathered in the first week doesnt talk to me anymore
have only a few friends in College
MFW college is beginning to look like high school again
User avatar #194 - heartlessrobot (09/04/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Step the **** back
>sophomore in Highschool
>have a speech impediment, can't pronounce my R's correctly
>acne all over face, neck, chest, shoulders, and back
>Very strong, but slow and pudgy
>Can't draw for ****
>Can't read sheet music
>My only real talent is ******* with people's minds and making them cry
>Never been kissed or hugged by non-family member
>Been told to my face by several girls they'd never go out with me
>Never even asked them
User avatar #104 - alfjnn (09/04/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Posting Life Analysis thread?

>Immigrant from Former Yugoslavia / Serbia
>Alcoholic since I was young
>Waiter in a New York Balkan Diner/Restaurant
>Soon To Attend College For Economics
>Drive a ********* 1956 Motorcycle with Side car (Illegally, don't have a motorcycle liscence)
>290lbs, 6'3/6'4 There about. (pretty Decent shape, Musclegut)
>Socially Awkward around 'Ghetto' Kids
>Large Group of Friends (But only a few Close ones)
>Have a Boyfriend
>Nerdy as **** when it comes to Movies and Vidya.
>Politically Socialist with Traditional Values.

S'about it.
User avatar #108 to #104 - englishfrank (09/04/2012) [-]
have a boyfriend
have a boyfriend
have a boyfriend
#375 - Digitalphear (09/04/2012) [-]
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I enjoy reading all these pathetic stories. They make me feel much better about myself.
User avatar #382 - cavemanpedro (09/04/2012) [-]
is he broke because he bought so many fleshlights?
User avatar #239 - Darianvincent ONLINE (09/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>No job
>Smart but dropped out of school for social reasons
>No friends
>No close family
>Little human interaction and my dog hates me
>Not bad looking but average enough girls ignore me
>Can't afford new games to block out the loneliness
>Can't afford decent food
>In remission for cancer
>Poor health and will most likely die young
>Posts things on funnyjunk in this format
>At least I'm not a ****** .
User avatar #178 - minionofdolan (09/04/2012) [+] (14 replies)
**minionofdolan rolls 46** LISTEN THE **** UP FJ.....now that I have your attention its time....I just recently got in a relationship been single for 1 year. Dubz gets to pick what I message her. Talking to her right now so updates will be frequent. GOOOOOGOGOGOGOGOG!!!!
User avatar #181 to #178 - parralax (09/04/2012) [-]
**parralax rolls 44**I'm truly gay. My boyfriend thought it would by a funny joke to prank some slut like you into thinking I'm straight, but not even a straight guy wants that ass.
#489 - tomesponja (09/04/2012) [-]
>Have trouble asserting myself
>let others push me around
>frustrating as ****
>get fed up one day
>nobody around to stand up to
>see my dog being a dick, eating out of the bin, getting **** all over the floor
>shout at dog and point at what he's done
>dog barks
> **** myself
>close windowed door to hide behind it
>dog starts to piss all over the floor, staring me dead in the eyes
>message is clear
>"this is my territory bitch! now clear this **** up"
>walks off like a triumphant ************ and drinks out of the toilet

The dog even whizzes on my shoes...
#408 - bdowns (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #106548 at Item Discussion ** If you are ever having a ****** day just think that you have it better than this guy
#383 - turtleback (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That moment when you realize you're pretty close to this.
#214 - pedochrist (09/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Not fat, but very very (exageratedly) thin and scronny.
>Intense acne on face and skin infection on the rest of my body
>Never had GF in my life
>Never been kissed by anyone non-familiar.
>Mom and dad are alcoholic drug-abusers.
>Too much of a pussy to even kill myself.
>Recently diagnosed with bladder cancer.
How did I do?
#227 to #214 - hackapelite ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
on the bright side, you're still young, you're a man, you're not fat, you have the moral highground when compared to your parents, you don't even have to try kill yourself since you're probably gonna die soon anyway...

in the meanwhile you could masturbate
User avatar #203 - WhattheNorris (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>missed morning poo
>get home
>have to poo really bad
>brother in shower

I ******* win.
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