The Penis Witch. wut. How It' s Made Babies 1 week ago 179 h well first you need a penis witch clearly you aint got in reply to ago Ah yes- the penis witch. It'
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The Penis Witch

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How It' s Made Babies
1 week ago 179 h
well first you need a penis witch clearly you aint got
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Ah yes- the penis witch.
It' s said she lives in the forest of phallus amongst the tallest ofthe schlong
trees. And that only by trekking through the semen swamp, slaying the one
eyed trouser snake and giving her one of the hairs from its; stiff slain corpser-.
will she use her tallywhacker magic to craft a child.
Truly, we are all the sons and daughters of bravery itself.
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Submitted: 09/03/2012
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#13 - josieabby (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
LMAO






can't wait to see someone roll this
#2 - anonymous (09/04/2012) [-]
i lost it at: ahh yes the penis witch
#16 - anonymous (09/04/2012) [-]
Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Penis Witch: 1
#6 - waffies ONLINE (09/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#5 - thechosentroll (09/04/2012) [-]
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This guy is good.
#12 - adolfoliverbush ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
That may have been the greatest thing i've ever read
#14 - atomicsnowball (09/04/2012) [-]
Anybody else read that in Morgan Freeman's voice?
User avatar #18 - edwardlol (09/04/2012) [-]
How is Babby formed?
How is babby formed?
How girl get pregnant?
User avatar #11 - respectacles (09/04/2012) [-]
I have no gifs to express my enjoyment while reading that but nevertheless I assure you that I found it extremely hilarious.
#9 - anonymous (09/04/2012) [-]
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Penis%20witch
User avatar #1 - ponymagic (09/04/2012) [-]
I actually saw this comment somewhere, link please?
#20 - twatmissile (09/04/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at The creativity of some people **
<--my penis witch
#19 - azbaku (09/04/2012) [-]
FUNNIEST SHIT EVEER !!! never laughed so much on funnyjunk in my life !!
User avatar #4 - Lightclaw (09/04/2012) [-]
Fuck, dead.
User avatar #3 - whamaclabam (09/04/2012) [-]
aww shit i was gunna cap this the other day when i saw it on that how its made video but i was lazy!
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