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How To Spot
I Statistics About Lying
More than 80% of women admit CH
to occasionally telling what they ',
consider harmless . F y g
their resumes.
13% of patients he to their doctors according to a study of nearly
1, 500 respondents.
32% say they "stretched the truth" when giving their doctors
personal information.
Nearly 40% lied about following a doctor' s treatment plan and more
than 30% lied about their diet and exercise regimens.
60% of people lie at least once People lie more often
during a conversation over the telephone than
and on average tell two to in any other form of
three lies. communication.
On average, men tell six lies per day to their partner, boss
and work colleagues, but women tell Just three.
The most common lie told by bath sexes was: 'Nothing' s
Did you try to break into
a. A liar will... thathorse?
often use your
words when
answering No, I did not try to break
a question. into that house!
b. A liar will... id you try to brea m
often speak a gum
without using
Did you try to break into
C. A liar will... that house?
often avoid "lying" by
making indirect
statements ptth Did I look like I was trying to
Impaled meaning. break into that house?
Did you try to break into
d. A liar will... that house?
often speak more than
is necessary to try and
become more
convincing,
I did not try to break in!
laas blah blah blah blah blah
often leave out
pronouns and Inflection
when answering a
question. No, I MD NOT
THAT HOUSE!
f. A liar wilt... Did you try to break into
that house?
or summer throughout
on NOT no
Try I meant" TO
that Empty Home
o 2. Study the Body Language
a. Stiff Body
Movements
d. Avoid b. Touch
Chest Ear
Touchin
c. Eye Contact
a. Someone lying will often have b, Touching ones face,
a stiff physical appearance throat or mouth can
with few arm and hand Indicate deception.
movements. They will Touching or scratching the
unconsciously try to make their nose or behind the ear is
body occupy less space. also often an indication of
deception.
c. A person who is lying will likely d. A liar is unlikely to touch
avoid we contact. their own chest/ heart
with an open hand.
d. When someone is faking an
emotion, their expression is
often limited to their mouth
instead of their whole face.
This can be especially obvious
when someone is faking a smile.
Forced or "polite"
smile. Only muscles
directly around the
mouth are involved.
4- Natural Smile.
Many facial muscle groups are used
involuntarily. The forehead muscle
will push down, the cheeks and jaw
will move, and the nose may wrinkle.
The easiest way to spot a real smile
is to look at the eyes. In a natural
smile, the eyes become "squished"
and may create "crows feet." Only
a small % of people can voluntarily
move these eye muscle to "fake"
3 a "real" smile.
at 4. Interactions a Reactions
g a, A guilty person will often get
defensive, where as an
innocent person will often go
on the offensive.
b. A liar is usually uncomfortable
facing his questioner or accuser
and will likely turn their head or
body away from the person
accusing them,
c. A liar will often unconsciously
place an object (such " a book,
glass, etc.) between themselves
and their accuser.
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User avatar #2 - lightningunicorn (09/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Apparently I'm a ******* fantastic liar.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lolwatthe (09/04/2012) [-]
Of course a elemental unicorn would be a great liar, we can't read a unicorns facial expressions.
#29 - simplescience (09/04/2012) [-]
My thoughts when reading this:
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#16 - Rellikthebrit (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There're are several errors in that post . The most blatant being that liars avoid eye contact; this is completely wrong because everyone has heard the myth about avoiding eye contact, so they try and compensate by maintaining eye contact. sorry I just had to point that out.
There're are several errors in that post . The most blatant being that liars avoid eye contact; this is completely wrong because everyone has heard the myth about avoiding eye contact, so they try and compensate by maintaining eye contact. sorry I just had to point that out.
User avatar #8 - thehawkeye (09/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
harmless half-truth.
women's words for 'big fat ******* lies'
#20 - betesta (09/04/2012) [-]
MFW after I told my parents a lie and they didn't notice it
MFW after I told my parents a lie and they didn't notice it
#40 - scotchxblock (09/04/2012) [-]
How the **** are you supposed to respond? I do all those things, all the time.
This pretty much just told me that everybody is liar, and I am on my own in this cold, cold world.

Thanks FJ.
#46 - theduder (09/04/2012) [-]
someone else had to have thought of this when they read I did not.
someone else had to have thought of this when they read I did not.
#44 - anonymous (09/04/2012) [-]
That is complete ******** , its basically saying if you say anything else but, 'I wasn't' then you're lying.
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#25 - anonmaverick (09/04/2012) [-]
Unless your a sociopath.
#1 - pitabread (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
just watch lie to me
#37 - coolerasdf (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #21 - LmaoMaster (09/04/2012) [-]
Thanks, OP, I'm now a better liar.
User avatar #10 - vanoreo (09/04/2012) [-]
Thanks for teaching me how to lie.


Again.
#6 - niggerlips (09/04/2012) [-]
** ********** rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Why not ** well **** i hardly make eye contact when i talk to people
#39 - anonymous (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How the hell is someone supposed to respond if they're not lying?
Respond in Shakespearean?
#38 - anonymous (09/04/2012) [-]
"Did you try to break in that house?"
"No."

I am a good liar.
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