Richfag. Selena Gomez thread pls. Richfag Selena Gomez thread pls
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#63 - austinschut
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#118 to #63 - embennett
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this made me laugh for a good 2 mins. No idea why
this made me laugh for a good 2 mins. No idea why
User avatar #173 to #63 - kwizzy
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Have you got the template my good sir?
User avatar #176 to #173 - austinschut
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I'm currently away from my computer at the moment, but I will post it at approx. 10 am tomorrow morning eastern time.
User avatar #181 to #176 - kwizzy
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okay thanks!
#305 to #181 - austinschut
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Here you go!
#301 to #63 - camwilskel
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#132 to #63 - feelythefeel
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#183 to #63 - YourName
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#294 to #183 - tehfawkess
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See that face? Don't you mean rape card?
#308 to #294 - datfeelwhen
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no
#127 - latinotornado
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I don't find Selena Gomez hot at all. Just my opinion, but she looks like a tall 12 year old girl (in b4 pedobear) I like women, not girls. Honest to god, if she asked to have sex with me, I would turn her down. why? because I have standards. and many of you boys and girls on FJ dont.   
Red thumb me to kingdom **** I dont care   
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I don't find Selena Gomez hot at all. Just my opinion, but she looks like a tall 12 year old girl (in b4 pedobear) I like women, not girls. Honest to god, if she asked to have sex with me, I would turn her down. why? because I have standards. and many of you boys and girls on FJ dont.
Red thumb me to kingdom **** I dont care
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User avatar #161 to #127 - piperiscute
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Agreed, in fact I'm 15, dating a 17 year old, and after dating mostly other 15 year olds, it's refreshing having someone that is mature and looks it, too :) Selena Gomez is so... Young looking
#187 to #161 - memepool [OP]
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she looks real young
User avatar #164 to #161 - latinotornado
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Completley agree. my last girlfriend was 17 and I was also 15. now im 16 and I occasionaly "mess around" with women in their 20's. But I tend to stick to my age group. 15-17
User avatar #168 to #164 - piperiscute
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I know *brofist*
>Inb4 "Hurr durr stop trying to act hard on teh internetz ur a fag lol" from a fat 17 year old kissless virgin
User avatar #170 to #168 - latinotornado
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lmao exactly! honestly whenever theres a story thread about sexual stories funny or not, most people don't believe some of the stuff ive done and I get thumbed down and people say im ************, pics or it didn't happen. all of that. I mean whats the point of Lying on the internet. I don't know anybody on the internet so why would I try to impress them. The reason I put out the stories is to make people laugh and see if someone will reply with another funny experience haha. I always title my stories too with "Story Time with Sebastian" XD there has been some funny **** to happen to me bruh, funny ****
#185 to #170 - memepool [OP]
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User avatar #188 to #185 - latinotornado
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Naw dude its the internet, everyone is truthful!
User avatar #171 to #170 - piperiscute
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Add me, PM me, we'll ******* bro out to sex stories
User avatar #134 to #127 - ninjaspartan
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So, what, you don't like that her face looks younger than most thirty year old porn actresses? Or are her tits too small for you? Because she has some pretty nice tits. Sorry to say, but I think your standards are a little whack, bro.
User avatar #139 to #134 - latinotornado
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I never said anything about her tits "bro" so eat my dick. Im not into 30 year old pornstars either. I like my women to be around my age and sometimes a little older. I like women that have curves. And I prefer C cups over D's or DD's. Dont assume because it makes you look like a prick.
User avatar #145 to #139 - ninjaspartan
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Can't help it when you tell us that you say you have standards that revolve around fictitious imagery. She looks twelve to you? Really? And she doesn't have any curves? Come on, dude. She's 18 going on 19 and her body is the shape of a thin S. If you think that's too old for you then I think its safe to assume you're a cougar hunter or something. Which isn't bad. That's just what I'd assume if you actually can't see Selena as a woman. Which is facepalm inducing.
#149 to #145 - memepool [OP]
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what's going on in this thread
User avatar #147 to #145 - latinotornado
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Ficticious imagery? what are you even talking about you don't know my standars except I like C cups -_- your literally assuming everything and you look like a huge prick right now. I didn't say she was too old either. Ive been with women older than her actually (not much older though) and im not a couger hunter. Looking at her body type its not for me. and your sitting judging me and assuming things like an arsehole. please stop and have a nice day.
User avatar #150 to #147 - memepool [OP]
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I don't think he's a prick
User avatar #152 to #150 - latinotornado
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Your right. I was a bit harsh. But he just kind of busted in with an attitude because I have standards
User avatar #153 to #147 - ninjaspartan
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"eat my dick"

"you look like a huge prick right now"

LOL, okay. Hey, buddy, newsflash: Assumptions follow opinions. So if you don't want anyone to assume anything about you, don't share your opinion! Also, don't say stupid ****. You go and have yourself a fine day as well.
#286 to #127 - anon id: 7b7cc13e
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shut the **** up you faggot, if you think you are too good for SELENA GOMEZ you are ****** in the head. And the fact you would turn down sex with a girl like that means you are an A class faggot.
#289 to #127 - anon id: 615a4519
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i agree with you there.
if you cut her face and paste it on the body of a 12 year old it will look completely normal.
also she looks like i can break her in half like a twig.
User avatar #254 to #127 - ararat
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And this man has never had a girlfriend. Or even a remote interaction with a female.
User avatar #276 to #127 - samuraicrack
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judging by the girls that post to **** and get a stupid amount of thumbs 95% of FJ has no standards at all
#295 to #127 - saladtongsofdeath
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at Sisters... ** what if we are all tall 12yr old boys?
#138 to #127 - thefasrdog
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What are &quot;standards&quot;?
What are "standards"?
#240 to #138 - xxpiexx
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What professionals have.
What professionals have.
#321 to #240 - thefasrdog
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User avatar #141 to #138 - latinotornado
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Its a criteria people have in order to have any sort of relationship with them. Yea I know you were kidding and that was funny but I just wanted to see if I could actually explain it haha thumb for you!
#129 to #127 - feelythefeel
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Why did you pass down an opportunity to say "Kingdom cum"?
#131 to #129 - latinotornado
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****..
****..
#135 to #131 - feelythefeel
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#293 to #131 - aidanrediscovered
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Damn I skipped a lot of school to play that game. Cheers for the nostalgia.
User avatar #133 to #129 - ponyoctavia
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Because this isn't the comment section of a 5 second films video.
#163 to #127 - gliese
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just becasue you dont find her attractive and other do doesnt mean they dont have standards. Its all about taste
User avatar #165 to #163 - latinotornado
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Valid point. Very valid point. +1 thumb
#167 to #165 - gliese
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why thank you good sir +1 for you too
#249 to #167 - blackmanrollipolli
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why thank you, thumb for you, i expect one in return if i might say....




he'll never know...
#252 to #163 - grahamernazi
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Just had to. :P
#144 to #127 - ferrettamer
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User avatar #277 - shiifter
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How to become rich

Step 1. Take out a huge loan at the bank

Step 2. Use these funds to buy gadgets at the following places: A children's toy store, a military surplus sale and a gun shop. Then, buy a **** ton of dry food, canned goods, etc.

Step 3. Buy an mp3 player and hook it up to a loudspeaker. Download "Scatman" to it.

Step 4. Drive over to area 51.

Step 6. Put down your ancient device, connected to it's loudspeaker, and activate it somewhere within the perimeter.

Step 7. While everybody is distracted, Sprint into the complex and take the elevator down.

Step 8. Run into the labs, then take everything that looks strange. I don't care if it's a lightbulb, you ******* steal that **** like a ****** that needs beer money.

Step 9. They would have caught on to you by now, so instead of leaving, Run down to the deepest part of the complex, and hide behind a crate or something.

Step 10. Stay there for a year straight. Don't take any chances. Survive off your food and employee lunches.
User avatar #278 to #277 - shiifter
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Step 11. When exactly a year has passed, Run the **** out, steal a plane, and fly like **** to japan.

Step 12. Sell your **** on the black market for ultimate profit. You were in that hole for a year, so sell high.

Step 13. Fly to russia, and buy cottage somewhere in the woods, then wait it out for 4 years.

Step 14. Go to moscow, use your profits to buy anything you want ever. You're set for life.

And now you have become a billionaire in 5 years. Enjoy you're life, richfag.
User avatar #279 to #278 - shiifter
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Damn it, your is what i meant to say. Now my master plan is ruined! Damn you military overspending!
#250 - evanistheman
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#274 to #223 - dustypengwin
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sniff... smells like a spiderman thread...
#253 - barackjemima
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**barackjemima rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Social Awareness Class ** What I would do for a few hunnid dolla
#158 - shiversmcduck
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#287 to #264 - donttouchthat
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That's a sport
#307 to #287 - anon id: c4157aa7
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don't forget horse dancing
#306 to #287 - kempastar
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u re missing golf
#179 - HooptieDooptie
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hey, fj. rate my shoes? be honest. don't **** me over because they're jordans.
inb4 im a faggot douchebag
#213 to #179 - anon id: e2aa0963
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me gusta your raptors :)
User avatar #216 to #213 - HooptieDooptie
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haha i like them too man.
User avatar #260 to #179 - TheFixer
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"rate my shoes" well time to go get my gay friend to slam you for your lack of style.
#304 to #179 - norwegiandude
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**norwegiandude rolled a random image posted in comment #882229 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **

Go get some crocs... you faggot douchebag
#237 to #179 - potatotown
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Hey man did you step in some **** or somethi- oh wait, those are the shoes
you ******* faggot douchebag
User avatar #230 to #179 - mydogizmexican
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you're a faggot douchebag
User avatar #217 to #179 - Hreidmar
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They're all right. Now why would you ask us to rate them? Your comment is neither funny nor even relevant.
#219 to #217 - HooptieDooptie
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just saw a jordan jumpman on diddy's jacket and thought it would be ok to ask fj a question. didn't expect to get crucified for some peoples opinions, but its cool
#233 to #179 - marek
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**marek rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at Right? ** Faggot douchebag
#239 to #179 - potatotown
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***** got small feet
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#232 to #196 - smoshingfj
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I don't mind Jordan's when I'm out on the run I choose Kobes
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i'm filipino you faggot.
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#199 to #198 - HooptieDooptie
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omg
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