Just found out the girl I we who I' been with fer years- Deosn' t want to be with me anymore.
Post ending in HE] decides what I do now. c-"
Live on and enjoy your life.
fuck her mom.
Okay, this is how it gees. You get an orangutan. I' m not talking a little monkey or some seine dancing chimp bullshit. I mean a fucking orangutan.
Den? ask me how youre gonna get a fucking orangutan, because that' s not my problem.
So the orangutan' s name is Clyde. This is : all orangutans are named Clyde. I dent know why that is, it' sjust howthe werld works. So
yee and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. Youre seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big
talk loud, you laugh Eerder. Every time you say something witty, you orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets backto her. "Did you
know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan? 1 "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next
thing yee know she' s calling.
I' m hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?"
Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were geing to go to a monster truck race tonight (orangutans Ieve minster trucks}. In fact. the whale secial calendar
seems kinda full. I tell you what, I' ll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh, well, you know my number
so don' t be a Entra- Hey, leek at the time! I gotta skate. Clyde' s making '
At this point the upper hand is yours/ You can let her twist in the wind. you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it' s
your life. But ' re a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. Youre Irving. Youre talking en Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring
Clyde, he becomes like ene of the family. Youre ene big Brady Bunch.
They leave minster trucks.