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Orangutans!. Orangutans love monster trucks! Now you know! Found this off of 4chan - old post!. Just found out the girl I we who I' been with fer years- Deosn'

Orangutans love monster trucks! Now you know!
Found this off of 4chan - old post!

Just found out the girl I we who I' been with fer years- Deosn' t want to be with me anymore.
Post ending in HE] decides what I do now. c-"
fuck furfriends
Live on and enjoy your life.
fuck her mom.
Okay, this is how it gees. You get an orangutan. I' m not talking a little monkey or some seine dancing chimp bullshit. I mean a fucking orangutan.
Den? ask me how youre gonna get a fucking orangutan, because that' s not my problem.
So the orangutan' s name is Clyde. This is : all orangutans are named Clyde. I dent know why that is, it' sjust howthe werld works. So
yee and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. Youre seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big
talk loud, you laugh Eerder. Every time you say something witty, you orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets backto her. "Did you
know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan? 1 "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next
thing yee know she' s calling.
I' m hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?"
Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were geing to go to a monster truck race tonight (orangutans Ieve minster trucks}. In fact. the whale secial calendar
seems kinda full. I tell you what, I' ll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh, well, you know my number
so don' t be a Entra- Hey, leek at the time! I gotta skate. Clyde' s making '
At this point the upper hand is yours/ You can let her twist in the wind. you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it' s
your life. But ' re a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. Youre Irving. Youre talking en Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring
Clyde, he becomes like ene of the family. Youre ene big Brady Bunch.
Orangutans
They leave minster trucks.
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#2 - arlaxis
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(09/03/2012) [-]
Just... 4chan.
#6 - bigsaltyballs
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(09/04/2012) [-]
**** ya clyde
#5 - lefish
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#7 to #5 - imaschizo
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(09/04/2012) [-]
i would do this sober
#8 to #7 - lefish
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(09/04/2012) [-]
not at all.
not at all.
#17 - billkill
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(09/04/2012) [-]
you need a gorilla? no? okay
you need a gorilla? no? okay
#19 - cobainsback
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#24 to #19 - theugandanhero
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#4 - basspandemic
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(09/03/2012) [-]
>During the plan   
>HFW she finds put the truth
>During the plan
>HFW she finds put the truth
#14 - robskul
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(09/04/2012) [-]
no matter how many times i see it, i still laugh while i read it

I really want whatever that guy was on when he wrote that post
#3 - CanadianNuts
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#15 - chodes
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(09/04/2012) [-]
is the picture of the original An Hero?
User avatar #16 to #15 - waffies
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I don't understand your question. I see no reference to such a thing here. Either im blind or you're not using that the way i think it should be used...
#18 to #16 - anon id: d3a9d9ab
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(09/04/2012) [-]
Dude was refering to the original "An hero" who an heroe'd over his ipod or something
User avatar #21 to #15 - kargale
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whats the story behind it?
User avatar #23 to #21 - bestestname
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some kid kills himself, one of his friends posts a comment somewhere claiming he was "an hero" (says this multiple times), the internet sees this as an opportunity to troll, so they do.
/b/tards start digging and they find out the kid's ipod was stolen, and they assume that's why he commited suicide.

Later some /b/tard finds his grave and put's an ipod on it and sends the picture to his parents.

That's how I know it. Hope I'm not wrong.
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