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Submitted: 09/03/2012
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#3 - jusaleb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#241 to #3 - EdwardNigma (09/04/2012) [-]
I know that feel. Gifts or not, I just wish everything could have gone back to normal. I haven't had a really good Christmas since they got divorced. Or a new years eve. We don't get the whole family together like we used to. We don't have a massive party and trade stories of times past. Hell, last new years we didn't even do anything, it was basically just another day with nothing special.
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#253 to #241 - jusaleb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#14 to #3 - theangrydoodle (09/03/2012) [-]
Im going to my  moms house for the first time tomarrow ;(
Im going to my moms house for the first time tomarrow ;(
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#24 to #14 - jusaleb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#26 to #24 - theangrydoodle (09/03/2012) [-]
Thanks :), and Ill be going back and forth, but one of them had the great 			*******		 Idea of switching every Wednesday... So ill have 2 different buses to school, and have to juggle around 2 different groups of friends/neighbors. AND THE WORST PART IS. I HAVE TO BUY A SECOND PC. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Thanks :), and Ill be going back and forth, but one of them had the great ******* Idea of switching every Wednesday... So ill have 2 different buses to school, and have to juggle around 2 different groups of friends/neighbors. AND THE WORST PART IS. I HAVE TO BUY A SECOND PC. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
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#27 to #26 - jusaleb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#29 to #27 - theangrydoodle (09/03/2012) [-]
I know, it makes no damn sense. This PC only cost 300 bucks and it runs most games fine. So ill probably get a second one. I hate having to keep sucking money out of my collage fund -_-
I know, it makes no damn sense. This PC only cost 300 bucks and it runs most games fine. So ill probably get a second one. I hate having to keep sucking money out of my collage fund -_-
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#31 to #29 - jusaleb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#39 to #31 - theangrydoodle (09/03/2012) [-]
Amen
Amen
#150 to #24 - greenthegunstar (09/03/2012) [-]
Indeed. I wish him luck too.
#186 to #150 - theangrydoodle (09/04/2012) [-]
Thanks brochacho
Thanks brochacho
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#286 to #14 - jusaleb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #289 to #286 - theangrydoodle (09/06/2012) [-]
Well, Im back at my dads for a bit, Mom doesnt have internet or cable hooked up yet --. But I got my second PC, and its pretty damn nice. Hex-Core 12 Gig RAM, 3.50 Processor, I think it will be manageable, also, thanks for the support from you guys :) It really helps. (I just realized I have no reaction folder --, time to hit up the flashdrive...)
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#290 to #289 - jusaleb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #291 to #290 - theangrydoodle (09/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, like a week ago the papers were signed. Anyway thanks for the awesomeality.
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#116 - Crakon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #125 to #116 - herblegerble (09/03/2012) [-]
Can't tell if ************ but if not, I feel sorry for you bro.
User avatar #119 to #116 - torkoal (09/03/2012) [-]
Damn.
#142 to #116 - thomvsnoggin (09/03/2012) [-]
If i knew you, i'd buy you a present, Crakon.
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#288 to #142 - Crakon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #127 to #116 - Yukimaru (09/03/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro. For the past 8 years I have only received one Christmas/birthday present that I didn't buy myself.
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#129 to #127 - hawtsawce **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#65 - urghseventysix (09/03/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#78 to #65 - benighted (09/03/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #146 - amidgetwalrus (09/03/2012) [-]
Ahh yes,i ruined 2 people's lives.

But hey,at least i get a lot of stuff once a year now.
#41 to #40 - jojoho (09/03/2012) [-]
at lest you grew up in a nice house with wealth and all the toys you that money can buy, wile I had to live a socially awkward middle class life
#47 to #41 - paradenoire (09/03/2012) [-]
at least they waited 20 some years to update MY movies, parker.
at least they waited 20 some years to update MY movies, parker.
#50 to #47 - jojoho (09/03/2012) [-]
yeah, call me when the Justice League assembles
yeah, call me when the Justice League assembles
#52 to #50 - paradenoire (09/03/2012) [-]
tell me again how you were in the Avengers film this year?
tell me again how you were in the Avengers film this year?
#53 to #52 - jojoho (09/03/2012) [-]
well... you win this round
#56 to #53 - paradenoire (09/03/2012) [-]
stay outta my town, Parker.
stay outta my town, Parker.
User avatar #278 to #61 - paradenoire (09/04/2012) [-]
I come back from work to see.... all... the...love... I LOVE ALL OF YOU <3<3<3<3<3

to think, making a reaction pic would lead to this much love.
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#73 to #56 - tomthepottle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#167 to #73 - xuberpwnagex (09/04/2012) [-]
GTFO cancer.
User avatar #249 to #56 - shitshitshit (09/04/2012) [-]
that..was...wow...
#62 to #53 - ninootendoo (09/03/2012) [-]
That was awesome
That was awesome
#32 - WhattheNorris (09/03/2012) [-]
Parents divorce.
Each gets remarried.
Still poor.
#79 - cupcakedevourer (09/03/2012) [-]
I don't even know how to pronounce dysfunctional
I don't even know how to pronounce dysfunctional
User avatar #80 to #79 - sasyboncho (09/03/2012) [-]
Dis-Funk- Oh wait.. Funk..
User avatar #81 to #80 - cupcakedevourer (09/03/2012) [-]
I always thought it was dis-funk-chin-ul... Too many magazines.
User avatar #83 to #81 - sasyboncho (09/03/2012) [-]
Dis-Funk-Shin-Ull.
User avatar #200 to #182 - liquidfunny (09/04/2012) [-]
we will when you stop showing off your batman...
#184 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (09/04/2012) [-]
Yep, all my friends have divorced parents that buy their love

mfw i only have a mom
#191 to #184 - steinthereanimator (09/04/2012) [-]
I know this feel....
User avatar #172 - echandia (09/04/2012) [-]
>Ruined other peoples lives
BUT AT LEAST I GET MORE PRESENTS

Never change 4chan
User avatar #242 - nasavvy (09/04/2012) [-]
I would never trade my parents relationship for presents.. seems way to shallow to me.
#233 - junkinator (09/04/2012) [-]
>Parents divorce when i was 4
>Dad remarries
>Hate stepmom. Major bitch
>Gets presents from mom
>MFW i get empty cards from dad and stepmom
>MFW i get empty cards from stepmoms family
>MFW i have to thank them all
User avatar #265 to #233 - katypower (09/04/2012) [-]
No one posted you this yet but
S T E P M O T H E R
(Move **** here)
WOMAN HITLER!
#211 - ZakyNine (09/04/2012) [-]
Am I the only one on FJ who doesn't have divorced parents?
User avatar #257 to #211 - piperiscute (09/04/2012) [-]
You're not alone<3 parents are still goin strong
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#272 to #211 - jusaleb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#275 to #211 - iameli (09/04/2012) [-]
This is funnyjunk. You can't get funny stories from a happy marriage. There needs to be chaos and sadness for laughter to be heard
User avatar #259 to #211 - TheInvader (09/04/2012) [-]
my parents fought all lot because my dad was an alcoholic but then his liver failed because of the alcohol but he lived and since then my parents have a good relationship but they fight sometimes
User avatar #215 to #211 - OHaiMark (09/04/2012) [-]
I never met my real father, and my mom divorced my step-father
User avatar #226 to #211 - theflamingotrigger (09/04/2012) [-]
My dad died.
#248 to #226 - feelman (09/04/2012) [-]
my dad died in a plane crash i was 1 or 2 my mom remarried i grew up calling him dad my whole family kept it a secret from m about my real dad finally at 13 my mom told me the story now im 16 i still call me step dad dad because hes who grew up my father
User avatar #152 - crazybomber (09/03/2012) [-]
that's not good... that's sad... i mean, if you have a soul OP you would not be so happy to not have a unite family... my parents are divorced and for all that happened and happens everyday, I don't find it funny, even if I get more money and gifts that I could have with them still together...
#82 - TheWeigand (09/03/2012) [-]
For my birthday, my dad gave me nothing. Nothing at all.
For my birthday, my dad gave me nothing. Nothing at all.
#86 to #82 - odonnell (09/03/2012) [-]
He gave you life.
#88 to #86 - TheWeigand (09/03/2012) [-]
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#87 to #82 - Crimeater (09/03/2012) [-]
Nothing at all....   
Nothing at all....   
Nothing at all....
Nothing at all....
Nothing at all....
Nothing at all....
User avatar #181 - thebeginning (09/04/2012) [-]
My parents divorced, my dad doesn't talk to me now because he has a new family and my mum struggled to keep the family's head above water due to money problems. She cried so much, I would never have thought them being divorced was good even if I did have more presents. Its painful
#185 to #181 - anon (09/04/2012) [-]
Goodluck bro...
User avatar #187 to #185 - thebeginning (09/04/2012) [-]
Thanks but honestly, its making us stronger. We don't need arseholes keeping our family down
User avatar #236 to #187 - junkinator (09/04/2012) [-]
youre a strong independent black family who dont need no man
#245 - walkingdisaster (09/04/2012) [-]
What's with all the 4chan posts?
#66 - jalaven (09/03/2012) [-]
**jalaven rolled a random image posted in comment #6503 at Animated GIFs **   
   
MFW parents
**jalaven rolled a random image posted in comment #6503 at Animated GIFs **

MFW parents
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