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#3 - jusaleb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (16 replies)
#33 - paulohd (09/03/2012) [+] (18 replies)
#82 - TheWeigand (09/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
For my birthday, my dad gave me nothing. Nothing at all.
For my birthday, my dad gave me nothing. Nothing at all.
#86 to #82 - odonnell ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
He gave you life.
#65 - urghseventysix (09/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#214 - OHaiMark (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #146 - amidgetwalrus (09/03/2012) [-]
Ahh yes,i ruined 2 people's lives.

But hey,at least i get a lot of stuff once a year now.
#32 - WhattheNorris (09/03/2012) [-]
Parents divorce.
Each gets remarried.
Still poor.
#120 - nuuuuuuuuu (09/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
wow, this person is considered cool? really? not only is he too much of a pussy to admit watching porn when he was caught (not like he killed someone or anything). but he just let his dad take the blame especially when their marriage is in a rough spot. and he has the audacity to call it a ******* win-win situation when they are in a battle over the love of their one child when it sounds like he loves presents more than his parents.

yeah, i've lost faith in humanity,

**** it, i'm out
#79 - cupcakedevourer (09/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I don't even know how to pronounce dysfunctional
I don't even know how to pronounce dysfunctional
#182 - dehfurk (09/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#184 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Yep, all my friends have divorced parents that buy their love

mfw i only have a mom
User avatar #172 - echandia (09/04/2012) [-]
>Ruined other peoples lives
BUT AT LEAST I GET MORE PRESENTS

Never change 4chan
User avatar #242 - nasavvy (09/04/2012) [-]
I would never trade my parents relationship for presents.. seems way to shallow to me.
#233 - junkinator (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Parents divorce when i was 4
>Dad remarries
>Hate stepmom. Major bitch
>Gets presents from mom
>MFW i get empty cards from dad and stepmom
>MFW i get empty cards from stepmoms family
>MFW i have to thank them all
User avatar #157 - Tyranitar (09/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
My parents are divorced.

My dad is having a lot of money trouble and is currently filing for bankruptcy, and my mom took us and moved in with a douche who acts nice when she is around, but would probably be abusive to my younger brothers if I wasn't twice his size with anger management issues.
User avatar #163 to #157 - DroyLinker (09/04/2012) [-]
probably helps that everytime he's around you, a sandstorm starts brewing as well
#211 - ZakyNine (09/04/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Am I the only one on FJ who doesn't have divorced parents?
User avatar #152 - crazybomber (09/03/2012) [-]
that's not good... that's sad... i mean, if you have a soul OP you would not be so happy to not have a unite family... my parents are divorced and for all that happened and happens everyday, I don't find it funny, even if I get more money and gifts that I could have with them still together...
User avatar #181 - thebeginning (09/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My parents divorced, my dad doesn't talk to me now because he has a new family and my mum struggled to keep the family's head above water due to money problems. She cried so much, I would never have thought them being divorced was good even if I did have more presents. Its painful
#103 - dampotatos (09/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
my parents got divorced and they don't want me on their lifes
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