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How most: children are
Eat your vegetables
honey and you' ll
grow big and strong!
Wow, thanks mum!
HOW i, as a hobby body
builder, will raise my
kids: EAT THIS
******* PROTEIN
W‘? ******* STRONG
ti AS **** !
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#173 - deadmuerto (09/03/2012) [-]
**deadmuerto rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at Popsicles! ** his kids in reality
#282 to #173 - awesumjjman (09/03/2012) [-]
Oh my relevence
Oh my relevence
#175 to #173 - goldwolfism ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
That was too perfect.
#72 - mrwalkerfour (09/03/2012) [-]
and I as a mix martial arts trainer shall teach my son to be what he wants...because forcing your lifestyle on your children is disgusting
#334 to #72 - babyanalraper (09/03/2012) [-]
You sir, are a wonderful person, and you'll most definitely be a great father.
You sir, are a wonderful person, and you'll most definitely be a great father.
User avatar #360 to #334 - mrwalkerfour (09/03/2012) [-]
to be honest I think its just doing the right thing. of course if my kid does wanna do mix martial arts I'll help him every step like anyone should.
User avatar #367 to #360 - babyanalraper (09/03/2012) [-]
Well, when so many people do the wrong thing, it warms my heart that someone is perspicacious enough to do what's right.
#103 to #72 - jaerbuen (09/03/2012) [-]
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#33 - antagonizer (09/03/2012) [-]
Hobby body builder - Doesn't know the difference between creatine and protein.

Mfw when
User avatar #337 to #33 - babyanalraper (09/03/2012) [-]
Feeding tons of creatine to children wouldn't be such a great idea, don't you think?
User avatar #679 to #33 - hybridxproject (09/03/2012) [-]
had same reaction
User avatar #422 to #33 - IncarceratedNinja (09/03/2012) [-]
Youre right. Creatine adds water to the muscles to make then look big and protein helps you recover and build muscle
User avatar #458 to #422 - abovelawl (09/03/2012) [-]
no creatine creates more phosphates to improve the time your body synthesizes of ATP, the P in atp is what it delivers and makes more abundant, so it can aid you in getting more reps or a little more weight buy giving your muscles more energy and atp to synthesis and use more effectivley, there might be some slight water retention but nothing like what people make it out to seem.
User avatar #474 to #458 - IncarceratedNinja (09/03/2012) [-]
I just got scienced.
#50 - beatmasterz (09/03/2012) [-]
Then it turns out to be a girl.
Then it turns out to be a girl.
#164 to #50 - bulbakip (09/03/2012) [-]
What? you've never seen a strong nord woman before?
User avatar #710 to #164 - llshadowz (09/03/2012) [-]
*"What's the matter? You can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman?"
User avatar #804 to #710 - bulbakip (09/03/2012) [-]
Oh sweet zombie jesus that is terrifyingly awesome XD
#155 - reican (09/03/2012) [-]
your dad?
#7 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
Don't start too young. Children who do intense work-outs at a young age are going to have incredibly stunted growth, problems with their bones, and have serious medical complications in the future, like, say ten years old.
User avatar #172 to #7 - Tusura (09/03/2012) [-]
The age when it is ok to participate in intense physical workouts varies per person.

Doctors recommend waiting until you have been at least one year into puberty.
User avatar #350 to #7 - lazypaul (09/03/2012) [-]
That was proven to be ******** years ago.
#214 to #7 - bighairybacon (09/03/2012) [-]
I'd say 12 is a safe age to start lifting light. Squats and other exercises at 13/14.
#14 to #7 - kirstybabes (09/03/2012) [-]
I'll tell you one thing, all the little pricks that were at my school that did all the weights and stuff were all short. I don't know whether it's evidence of what you said or that they were all just insecure about being short and tried to pretend to be manly and think they were better people by having muscle lines.
User avatar #44 to #14 - symustafa (09/03/2012) [-]
Well, all my uncles are short and apparently they lifted weights in high school and college. I'm taller than all of them by the age of 14, and I'm asian.
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#34 to #27 - mintystuff (09/03/2012) [-]
So today I learned that OP was a massive douchebag
#310 to #27 - kirstybabes (09/03/2012) [-]
You feel the NEED to tell random people on the internet that you life weights and you call random people "fat ***** "...

That's how insecure you are.
#297 to #27 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
Bro' seriously...

Do you even lift?
User avatar #105 to #27 - usernameluisdjlols ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
how DARE you ******* use the ZYZZ in a stupid comment!?
#831 to #19 - anon (09/04/2012) [-]
Guess what?

I have a six-pack and I work out everyday, but I'm not a douche to everyone else because of it, and I don't brag about it on the internet.

You're giving other people who are in shape a bad name with your arrogance, so GTFO.
User avatar #819 to #7 - lightninghedgehog (09/03/2012) [-]
gohan didn't
User avatar #843 to #819 - fedegon (09/04/2012) [-]
Well, most human kids don't have alien DNA int heir blood now do they?
#851 to #7 - kouzan (09/04/2012) [-]
We want them nice and soft.
#10 to #7 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
Also they'll be a total dick
#12 to #10 - kiwibruuu (09/03/2012) [-]
This. This a thousand times.
#125 to #12 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
Being a nice person and being in shape are not mutually exclusive.
User avatar #387 to #125 - ningyoaijin (09/03/2012) [-]
They... They kinda are. Not by definition, but there's definitely a strong causal link between the two. If you're in shape and people compliment you constantly on it, obviously you're going to learn to be a total dickwad about it.
#589 to #387 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
That is absolute ******** . How many people have you seen like this not in films or internet pictures? 4? 5? No need to judge the entire male population who like to keep in good shape. Maybe you assumed they were a total dick because they happened to have a good looking girlfriend you wouldn't stand a chance with?
User avatar #609 to #589 - ningyoaijin (09/03/2012) [-]
Erm no? It's because I've gotten to know them, and they're all dicks without fail. Besides, I'm fairly in shape myself, and I've had my share of decent girls. Guys like that only attract sluts who have no intellectual standards. Like hell would I want to touch one of those bitches.
User avatar #658 to #609 - vZaaa (09/03/2012) [-]
You've said it yourself, it's because of our world we live in.. if we valued intellect, not beauty, then intellectual people would be the dickheads because others would compliment them. The people who have to perfect body would be the outsiders.
And that means that our society makes more advanced people around us dickheads, the people we want to be. Not how their body is built or how intellectual they are.
So that means our society is full of people like those nerds, who complain all the ******* time about how their life sucks and how all the beautiful people get the best looking women, not realizing they are the problem.
Value yourself more and if someone is better than you, don't think different of him/her, think different of yourself and ask yourself - why aren't you where he is? What's stopping you? If you think he's better than you, then your only goal would be to become a better person also and you can learn things from them. But you are mentally preparing yourself to demolish them just because they are better than you and that's the ignorance of human kind.

And for the record, I'm a math wizard who can get any girl he wants. It's just that I have good genes, I haven't really worked at all to get to the point I'm at right now. I want to study, I want to party, I want to get high, I want to be good looking. Should you think less of me because of that?
And I'm not turning myself into a god damn male slut for that - it is an awesome feeling to be able to get the prettiest, smartest women there are. I can wait. I know I can perfect myself more so my choice would be even more wider so I have the possibility to choose the best mate for me in the future if I should happen to run into her. But at any time I could choose someone else if I wanted. I have the true freedom of choice.
User avatar #688 to #658 - huskycreeper (09/03/2012) [-]
You. You are a Man!
User avatar #685 to #658 - vZaaa (09/03/2012) [-]
And don't get me wrong, I have been picked on in school to the point suicide looked like the only way out. I outgrew that phase. I survived.
If I killed myself then, then I wouldn't have become the person I am today and I would be forever known as the nerd who killed himself. Pathetic, don't you think?
Everyone's a genius and if people understood the true meaning of God, they would realize that every consciousness is a God. Really pathetic God, if your consciousness can't find other way out than kill it's existance. And I'm an atheist, I have never even glanced at a bible or went to church, so I'm not talking about the religious God. I'm talking about how religion is really there to find our inner God. If your life sucks, you and only you have to power to change it and not by praying or whatever, but by changing the reality your consciousness is in. True intelligence about your own existance in this pathetic Universe is what really is being Godlike.
#619 to #609 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
Seriously? You've gotten to know the entire male population who like to stay fit?

People I know in good shape are some of the nicest and most helpful guys you will ever meet. THEREFORE YOU ARE WRONG BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO WORKS OUT IS A GOOD PERSON.

See what I did there? Jumped to a conclusion just like you did.

Also: Being in good shape helps and should be considered TO SOME EXTENT, but if a girl is after a guy for that reason alone, then she isn't a girl you would want a relationship with.
#665 to #619 - ningyoaijin (09/03/2012) [-]
Out of the 20 or so people I know who are musclebound, two of them I can stand being around mostly. The rest are utter dicks. Just saying, in my experience, the majority of people who work out regularly are cunts. If you're fit enough, you don't need to become "more fit". Overweight people work out to extend their life, and weedy people do it to become stronger. But nobody has anything to gain from overclocking their muscles, other than looking like a silly uterus.

I can get people wanting to become normal, but like I said overclocking yourself has no benefits whatsoever.
User avatar #736 to #665 - zealouscoma (09/03/2012) [-]
to become very lean and muscular takes alot dedication and hard work just like studying for exams. body builders and brain boxes have much in common so i dont see why everyone seems to think fit people are dicks.
im personally am not a body builder but always go to the gym and would like to become bigger and stronger. i highly doubt you could reach the levels of some guys you see in the gym. and before you say steroids most normal guys in the gym do not use steroids have just used hard work
User avatar #829 to #736 - ningyoaijin (09/04/2012) [-]
Whether one "can" doesn't mean one "should"...
User avatar #711 to #665 - marinepenguin (09/03/2012) [-]
Actually, muscle building throughout your entire life also increases your lifespan. I'm not talking about the extreme stuff, because that kills your joints and ligaments and you'll most likely have horrible arthritis. But body building is actually very good for your body. And in my experience, amount of muscle does not equal how much of a dick someone is.
#638 to #125 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
Depends what you count as being in shape.
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#52 to #18 - freddytor (09/03/2012) [-]
Because usually fit people are scumbags/dicks. Friendly and fit is a rare combination
User avatar #447 to #52 - abovelawl (09/03/2012) [-]
the majority of fit people I know are extremely nice people, I think it's more the fit people that are also football jocks or some other sport that makes them think they are the **** , but in my experience just because you lift does not mean you are a dick
User avatar #671 to #52 - Chuckaholic (09/03/2012) [-]
Maybe where you live. Where I live many fit people are nice and the rugby team are friendly. They tease others and each other in a joking fashion, if someone asks for it to stop they stop. The people are very nice and all the more because of the values that rugby and team sports bring.
User avatar #465 to #52 - cruzslzr (09/03/2012) [-]
I workout vigorously for my body and when people compliment me I always take it nicely and smile and continue working out. I don't understand how anyone would be a dick to a compliment.
User avatar #848 to #52 - puppyfood (09/04/2012) [-]
I'm fit and I'm not a dick or scumbag. :c
#698 to #52 - bluelightbebop (09/03/2012) [-]
But man, i'm fit and i like to think i'm a nice person.

I got fit not because i wanted to have a nice body or something... But because i have Marfan Syndrome, and long story short, that **** makes you flexible to the point of dislocating parts of your body with simple tasks like opening the door of your car.

My Dr. said i had to build Muscle to keep my joints healthy.
Also, have a couple Cardiac Problems that need to be kept in check.
You know, once i started doing exercise it kinda became an habit...

But, really man, i'd like to think i'm not a Scumbag. D:

And no, i don't even lift.

Pic related, every time, everywhere, for ever.
User avatar #352 to #18 - Fabianz (09/03/2012) [-]
**** these fat ***** thumbing you down
User avatar #179 to #10 - counterannon (09/03/2012) [-]
Today, Anon was a pretty awesome guy
#773 to #10 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
All those thumbs. No profile..
User avatar #489 to #10 - flomosho (09/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #576 to #10 - eldorito (09/03/2012) [-]
I did math to thumb this down. I'd rather appear to be a douche to a bunch of losers on the Internet than be a fat **** . How's the friend zone treating you?
User avatar #863 to #10 - buggz (09/04/2012) [-]
i was the 600th thumb :3
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#754 - lafowtlowd (09/03/2012) [-]
The result being this:
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#670 to #635 - ctlipper (09/03/2012) [-]
Wish I could go from that to this in a matter of seconds...
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#144 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
good god... the level of ignorance on this website is appalling. Do not get me wrong, i love funnyjunk. ive lurked here for years and only avoided making a profile because i feel i lack the creative ability to contribute to this website (i suppose i could dd what half the users do and just repost other people creations or post stuff which isnt even remotely funny like cat videos or feels)... i felt i needed to comment on the insane amount of ignorance in this comment section. Are you people seriously arguing about what is obviously a joke to begin with? of course no sane person would make their kid start working out and using supplements at a young age. Also, why are people arguing over the differences between protein and creatine(i thought it was obvious but some of these comments are astounding)? There are also several people arguing just about what creatine really is and does.... no creatine doesnt make your muscles softer(one retard said this) creatine is primarily taken as a preworkout supplement for its primary effect, it increases the rate at which your body reproduces ATP(adinotriphosphate), your body uses ATP as the primary energy source in anareobic exercises(weightlifting sprinting etc)... creatine also causes your muscles to lock in more water which allows for an increased rate of hypertrophy(muscular expansion), hypertrophy is just a physical size difference(reason it is commonly used by body builders and the reason body builders arent as strong as they appear)... im not gonna go into protein because even a monkey knows what it is... and another point, giving supplements to a child doesnt stunt their growth it will give them digestive issues. Forcing a child to weigh lift at a young age stunts their growth, lift heavy weights puts pressure on the growth zones of bones and results in less overall growth of the skeleton... now rage a vote done my anon comment but please look **** up before acting like you know something when you do not.
#227 to #144 - Dehman (09/03/2012) [-]
Supplements at young age? Creatine and protein are both natural substances found in your body already lol. I know that anyone wouldnt give their child supplements because real food is better but I don't see anything dangerous about it.
#246 to #144 - Dehman (09/03/2012) [-]
And besided how young are we talking about? Arnold and Terry crews started lifting in their early teens (bout 13-15) and both are well over 6 foot tall. Im sorry but lifting at young age will not stunt growth, that is an old myth and even the american academy of pediatrics says that if you workout smart and correctly lifting will actually stimulate growth.

And wtf do you mean by growth zones? Are you talking about the growth plates/epiphhyseal plate? By lifting weight you are probably not going to injure the growth plates lol.

inb4 red thumbs because of truth.

#269 to #246 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
please... [url deleted] and both of these verify what ive said... there is a risk of injury in training children, you HAVE to maintain correct form(if you have ever been to a gym please pay attention to half of the peoples form, much less a childs) to avoid any risk at all and pressure to the growth plates(i referred to them as zones because i didnt feel like taking the time to go google a term that i knew existed, hell you figured out what i meant) for extended periods is unwise
#279 to #269 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
for the first url google "epiphyseal plate injuries weight training" and click the 4th link
User avatar #166 to #144 - Hreidmar (09/03/2012) [-]
Well said. Also, give us an example of what you could do if you were to create content. You think you lack creativity, but that may not be the case and we'd actually like it.
#177 to #166 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
you have inspired me... expect a new profile from this anon... that and i want some of those ******* items
User avatar #207 to #177 - firegrunt (09/03/2012) [-]
If you make an account, and do your best to make new funny content, I'll give you ALL my items.
User avatar #181 to #177 - Hreidmar (09/03/2012) [-]
That's good. People who know their **** also tend to have an unexpectedly humorous side, even if unintentionally
#193 to #144 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
Yay intelligence!
(The formatting could do with some work though).
#201 to #193 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
sorry, i am nowhere near an english major.... so forgive the mistakes
#245 to #201 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
Oh, no, I'm not complaining about grammar, everyone makes mistakes. It would just be nice if you put in a few line separations (pressing enter) so it's not a constant wall of text.
#154 to #144 - pretzalman (09/03/2012) [-]
At least some one knows there ****
#226 - potatotown (09/03/2012) [-]
what OP probably looks like
#273 to #226 - yop (09/03/2012) [-]
Neil Armstrong in anime form
#288 to #273 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
You mean Lance Armstrong don't you
User avatar #236 to #226 - thedarkestrogue (09/03/2012) [-]
#57 - Mr Ronok (09/03/2012) [-]
beefcake... BEEFCAKE!!!
#786 - slendermanvagina (09/03/2012) [-]
<-Op's future son
#572 - duchessofcorn (09/03/2012) [-]
No sir, you may not get an IP ban.
#582 to #572 - teevee (09/03/2012) [-]
how did you know that he would post that?
#591 to #582 - duchessofcorn (09/03/2012) [-]
I'm psychic as **** , ************ .
He also posted it like 10 other times.
#597 to #591 - teevee (09/03/2012) [-]
im only psychic as piss...
#182 - HEADSHOTyou (09/03/2012) [-]
what i ask my kids everyday.
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