pfft, easy!. The tags are racist. Would you rather... 65, 054 agree Live near an active volcano. Some of the things I've fapped to would scare the german porn industry. Racist
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#21 - thechosentroll (09/03/2012) [-]
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Some of the things I've fapped to would scare the german porn industry.
#39 to #21 - antigravitycake (09/03/2012) [-]
some of the things ive fapped to would be illegal to even speak of in japan.
User avatar #41 to #39 - Lostdemon (09/03/2012) [-]
if that is a scean of one, please pass along
User avatar #50 - adrilazzaro (09/03/2012) [-]
Am i the only one that opens up private browsing to fap?
User avatar #53 to #50 - orangeostrich (09/03/2012) [-]
Even if you use Incognito or you delete it, it's still in your internet history. You can't loophole out of it.
User avatar #45 - floppycock (09/03/2012) [-]
whats the name of that site?
User avatar #46 to #45 - uberninja (09/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #47 to #46 - floppycock (09/03/2012) [-]
one thumbs for you
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll show them my internet history... it's not like they all don't know what I look at anyway.
User avatar #54 - stevenrm **User deleted account** (09/03/2012) [-]
id show them the history, google chrome incognito mode like a boss. they cant see that right????...........right??
#10 - exaltedsloth (09/03/2012) [-]
They must never know my fetishes
User avatar #5 - secondhellboy (09/02/2012) [-]
I use incognito mode so this wasn't rlly hard... also i never watch naughty things...
#24 to #5 - xnotcreative (09/03/2012) [-]
Doesn't make much sense to me, you wouldn't need to use incognito mode if you don't have anything to hide.

And it's said that people who deny watching anything naughty do so because they have more things to hide. More... Shameful things...

Another reason why someone would deny watching anything "naughty" is because they'd like to seem all high and mighty. Just wondering, by denying you watch anything "naughty", do you expect a girl to tell you "Oh, that's amazing, you must not be like other guys, who just look for sex"?

Just letting you know, that's not going to work, it's obvious you're fake, and no girl wants to date as someone as shady as you.

I'm assuming you're around the age... 14? That's the only age I know where it's still cool to deny watching "naughty" things, there's no way you can be a teen, because by then, you'd realize it's normal, and that people shouldn't be ashamed of something everyone does. If you Are a teen, then you are insecure as hell.

Either way, you seem like an extremely annoying individual.
#55 to #24 - scousaj (09/03/2012) [-]
You got that from 6 words? JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?!
#56 to #55 - xnotcreative (09/03/2012) [-]
Not smoking, rather the lack of smoke... I know you don't care, but I'll share anyway: I've been 2 weeks without a cigarette, and it's making me rather cranky. I've been snapping at my friends lately, and can't tolerate my girlfriend. Oh, and I can't get another bogie cause I'm currently out of money, and I can't buy them on my own anyway, cause I'm underaged, I would need to wait a year, or find a new 21 year old friend to buy them for me.

Sorry for wasting your time with my bantering.
#57 to #56 - scousaj (09/03/2012) [-]
That's rough dude. Stay strong man, when you finally kick that addiction you'll feel much better for it! You should try and associate smoking with something bad or harmful. Might discourage you from doing it, helping with kicking the addiction. Sorry to hear you're having a bad time.
#58 to #57 - xnotcreative (09/03/2012) [-]
And thank you for listening, I wish I could give you more then a green thumb, but it's all I can give on this site.

Have a wonderful day.
#7 to #5 - bztd (09/02/2012) [-]
Then why the heck do you use incognito mode???
User avatar #8 to #7 - secondhellboy (09/02/2012) [-]
cuz i got issues man..
#15 to #5 - jesa (09/03/2012) [-]
it's not hard to tell you're lying. You claim you never watch dirty things but you're on fj
User avatar #6 to #5 - youngfearless (09/02/2012) [-]
last part of that statement is complete bull ****
#49 - alucardshellhound (09/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #42 - crampers (09/03/2012) [-]
Good thing I haven't watched any porn on this pc.... who am I trying too keed.
User avatar #26 - synapse (09/03/2012) [-]
Ctrl+Shift+N if i ever go somewhere weird.
User avatar #19 - kamehamehanurd (09/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #11 - chayio ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
I use inPrivate browsing anyway.
#12 to #11 - jesa (09/03/2012) [-]
you replied to someone but your at the top? it's either my computer is screwed or you broke fj
#18 to #12 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
it's his profile pic
User avatar #13 to #11 - undeaddog (09/03/2012) [-]
This means every page you have ever visited, even in prvate
User avatar #2 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Delete history. show history.
Not live near an active volcano.
#3 to #2 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
Not hating for anything, but it says "Entire internet history"
User avatar #4 to #3 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
But it doesnt state the entire history i have now, or the entire history ever, even deleted ones from 2005. I choose the 1st one. Here is mu entire history right now: Youtube, Funnyjunk, Townsgame, Towns Wiki.
#51 - gongthehawkeye (09/03/2012) [-]
I would proudly display my internest history   
And if they judge me, well....			****		 'em.
I would proudly display my internest history
And if they judge me, well.... **** 'em.
#44 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
Delete the **** out of the history!
User avatar #43 - allgoodnamesrgone (09/03/2012) [-]
ctrl + shift+ N
#40 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
I'd like to live in hawaii too...
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