Scumbag Dream

#21 - secretlywheatbread

Reply+236

(09/02/2012)[-]

TAKE HIM OUT OF THE FRIENDZONE THEN

#22 to #21 - CaptainPugwash

Reply+120

(09/02/2012)[-]

This guy

KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON

#23 to #22 - secretlywheatbread

Reply+35

(09/02/2012)[-]

THANK YOU.

THIS WOMAN HAS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO BE A FIRST.
I HOPE SHE TAKES THE CHANCE.

<--------- OP

#99 to #23 - sacker

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(09/03/2012)[-]

#96 to #21 - marymjc

Reply+33

(09/03/2012)[-]

Maybe she is in the friendzone?

#97 to #96 - secretlywheatbread

Reply+12

(09/03/2012)[-]

Such a cruel twist of fate then.

#27 to #21 - sweeneyswaiting

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(09/03/2012)[-]

#88 - PandeeBear

Reply+105

(09/03/2012)[-]

I had a weird dream where I had gotten my girlfriend pregnant . When he was born I sensed evil in him, then all of a sudden my "son" betrayed me and started ******* my girlfriend in the ass.

I don't know what that dream meant but It's not good...

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#6 - ScottP

Reply+56

(09/02/2012)[-]

My girlfriend had a dream in which apparently she and her best friend began to strip-dance in front of me.

The dream me has seen more action than the real me...

#37 to #6 - crafty

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(09/03/2012)[-]

heh dream me is a ******* man whore compared to the real me

#89 to #37 - slootyslooot

Reply+1

(09/03/2012)[-]

My dream me chills under a tree with Ed, Edd, and Eddy while lava from my back yard volcano streams around us.

#102 to #89 - samxdaxman

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(09/03/2012)[-]

dream me beats the **** out of pretzel people, ***** the girl i used to have a crush on and gets killed by snowmen.

#185 to #6 - flawlessandeternal

Reply0

(09/03/2012)[-]

My girlfriend had a dream where she made out with Korra from avatar. She says she has girl on dreams occasionally. I'm really not sure how I should feel about this...

#214 to #185 - ScottP

Reply0

(09/03/2012)[-]

Were you there?

#243 to #214 - flawlessandeternal

Reply0

(09/03/2012)[-]

I wish :(

#91 - nevergetsdubs

Reply+36

(09/03/2012)[-]

OP, you should **** your friend

#208 - masterboll

Reply+33

(09/03/2012)[-]

1.be girl
2.make comic with something sexual in it
3.12 year olds get boner
4.recieve 2600+ green thumbs

#210 to #208 - owmowmow

Reply+18

(09/03/2012)[-]

meh u have a point

#231 to #208 - anon id: 18507e1d

Reply0

(09/03/2012)[-]

Actually its usually the exact opposite
if i even so much as imply my gender, there is always a **** storm of red thumbs and people saying im thumb whoring

#248 to #231 - anon id: e3ce3bfb

Reply0

(09/05/2012)[-]

I feel it. I never give any implication of being a girl when I'm logged in. Cuz anything I say gets Go kill yourself whore! But then I post pics from my username and make front page cuz no one knows I'm a girl.

#238 to #231 - masterboll

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(09/03/2012)[-]

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#11 - vanoreo

Reply+33

(09/02/2012)[-]

Tell him the truth.

I guess it could become a dream come true.

#14 to #11 - flutterdashrainbow [OP]

Reply+21

(09/02/2012)[-]

He's got a girlfriend haha

#15 to #14 - gdeadpoolmod**User deleted account**

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#16 to #15 - lcarnage

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(09/02/2012)[-]

That does not apply to guys...The metaphor of the 'Goalie' applies to the saying 'Any hole's a goal'. In the case that there is a goalie it would be because a guy is stopping you from getting her 'goal'.

#17 to #16 - gdeadpoolmod**User deleted account**

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#225 to #17 - anon id: 56f32637

Reply0

(09/03/2012)[-]

Yeah it's cool and edgy to post it on Facebook to show all of your friends, but it is a major dick move to steal someone's other half, and it's even worse to be the one that they cheat with.

Not cool, if they're in a relationship, you stay the **** away.

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#197 to #16 - anon id: 4cb331c5

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(09/03/2012)[-]

Just because Ginny's riding that broom doesn't mean you can't cast "Accio!"

#93 to #15 - thepyras

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(09/03/2012)[-]

My epilepsy, it burns.

#217 to #93 - gdeadpoolmod**User deleted account**

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#33 to #14 - dadukesta

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(09/03/2012)[-]

Watch this, then admit your sexual desire to him. Let him feel the conflict of heart. If you two are truly best friends then you will have the best life together you could ever imagine. Appearances, awkwardness, conflict, let it all go and get that man of your dreams.
This song could help give you some confidence.
And tell him it'd be impressive if he could helicopter dick.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4em3LKQCAQ&feature=g-vrec

#32 to #14 - iamphoenix

Reply0

(09/03/2012)[-]

Never heard of a threesome?

#25 to #11 - anon id: 55c3a19c

Reply0

(09/02/2012)[-]

"cumming"
If you know what i mean

#13 to #11 - harlig

Reply0

(09/02/2012)[-]

damn right, 3 things can happen, he is taken, he is gay, or you get laid :) make your choice =)

#85 - kittaygal

Reply+31

(09/03/2012)[-]

I once had a dream that I kissed a guy I knew and then he licked my balls.

#86 to #85 - kittaygal

Reply+8

(09/03/2012)[-]

lol, I am just kidding but still no need to worry I'm a girl

#205 - isus

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(09/03/2012)[-]

Lucky for us, it's censored. Because rage comic porn is so ****.

#215 to #205 - zahnraddiditagain**User deleted account**

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#221 to #215 - anon id: c337adb8

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(09/03/2012)[-]

Awesome pic, haven't watched the madness series for quite a while. Gonna do that later

#222 to #221 - zahnraddiditagain**User deleted account**

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#228 to #222 - isus

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(09/03/2012)[-]

Mine should be Bert.

#64 - nmurphy

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(09/03/2012)[-]

Then you should **** him

#81 to #64 - anon id: 2a0c469a

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(09/03/2012)[-]

Dang that's fast. I'm a speed reader now. lol
thumb for you.

#36 - JesuschristofAZ

Reply+22

(09/03/2012)[-]

My dreams are always like pornos, this is an actual dream I had.

> Spying on girls showers at Catholic high school from the ceiling
> Breast lathering competition commences
> Proceed to fap.
> *girl spots me* "OH MY ******* GOD, PERVERT!"
> "I know how we'll punish this ******* pervert..."
> *insert porno music here*
> Let the ******* begin!

And then I wake up :(