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W are am you have died and aome to heavan
my child
i can return you to life but only
i can' t die i have to much to .
as a chicken
live for
this ian' t 59 had i haven' t seen you around
the farm hefoc. how are you
doing?
i like it here but T have thats normal you' re ovulating
this strange feeling and just need to lay an egg
HOWARD GET UP YE‘ -U' RE THE BED! l l l l l l l l
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#40 - iamnewhere (09/02/2012) [-]
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what the **** am i doing with my life....
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#400 to #40 - adissaddd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#120 to #40 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
Making me laugh.
#149 to #120 - iamnewhere (09/02/2012) [-]
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That's rather nice of you anon, thanks.
#165 - themastertroller (09/02/2012) [-]
how to caption gifs guise?
how to caption gifs guise?
User avatar #267 to #165 - fukkendragonite (09/02/2012) [-]
Listen to For Whom The Bell Tolls by Metallica and watch this gif... Dances perfectly to it
User avatar #263 to #165 - ccamp (09/02/2012) [-]
do the google
#171 to #165 - ortonja (09/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #209 to #171 - nasavvy (09/02/2012) [-]
did you just troll the master troll?
User avatar #173 to #171 - themastertroller (09/02/2012) [-]
COME ON MAN...
#326 to #173 - JulesVerne (09/02/2012) [-]
**JulesVerne rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at FOR ASGARD. ** You need to kill seven spiders first!
#191 to #171 - drmrniceguy (09/02/2012) [-]
Well can you at least answer me this
#463 to #171 - sircool (09/03/2012) [-]
and saved. This'll eventually come in handy.
and saved. This'll eventually come in handy.
#200 - madhattergirl (09/02/2012) [-]
Wut?
Wut?
#211 to #200 - mrhelmetman (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm even more confused now......
I'm even more confused now......
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#224 - thesadpotatoe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #423 to #224 - thedisturbedone (09/02/2012) [-]
Also know as the skip button.
#181 - SheTakesMeHigh (09/02/2012) [-]
"HOWAAAARDDDDD!"
#141 - derpology (09/02/2012) [-]
my older brother told me this joke when i was 8   
now i'm 21
my older brother told me this joke when i was 8
now i'm 21
#70 - buthow (09/02/2012) [-]
his mom's face when

literally
#336 - zenagirl (09/02/2012) [-]
here OP, you'll need this after stealing a post and not crediting anybody.
#337 to #336 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
its a stolen joke and it was poorly done OP.. we should do something about this
#354 - hatingator (09/02/2012) [-]
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#342 - bighairybacon (09/02/2012) [-]
Not related.
#244 - themastertroller (09/02/2012) [-]
so the moral of the story is   
   
if you're laying eggs in your dream, you are actually 			********		 yourself
so the moral of the story is

if you're laying eggs in your dream, you are actually ******** yourself
#286 to #244 - flyingwhale (09/02/2012) [-]
so what happens when you **** in your dreams?
User avatar #371 to #286 - themastertroller (09/02/2012) [-]
ask lord chicken
#134 - Deavas (09/02/2012) [-]
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the eggs we eat can be eaten specifically because they have not been fertilized yet. this means, you are not eating a baby chicken. youre eating its period.
User avatar #169 to #134 - fatamerican (09/02/2012) [-]
Well, what we define as a "period" is really the nutrient rich lining of the uterus that's being shed, not the egg cell. So the human equivalent of the egg isn't the fluid given off during menstruation, but the actual (microscopic) egg cell.
User avatar #137 to #134 - princebroken (09/02/2012) [-]
nope
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#150 to #134 - jpawsomesauce **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #159 to #150 - notsoscotia (09/02/2012) [-]
I think I'll add to this a bit.
Balut is (typically) made from duck eggs, and if you were wondering, yes, there's a chick in the egg.
On a completely unrelated note I've been a vegetarian for the last little while.
#143 to #134 - thamuz ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
What if I like them crunchy?
What if I like them crunchy?
#145 to #143 - bamicee (09/02/2012) [-]
nope nope nope nope
User avatar #146 to #134 - mohne (09/02/2012) [-]
ew thanks for the info
*throws eggs out of the window*
#259 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
REPOST MADE IT TO THE VERY TOP. JACK ****
User avatar #45 - AtomicAdriene (09/02/2012) [-]
I have this dream where my teeth fall out. D: Anyone else have weird dreams?
User avatar #77 to #45 - goochmaster (09/02/2012) [-]
Most of my dreams are either:
1. I'm naked/masturbating in public, or
2.I'm frantically looking for my next class, but I have no clue where the **** it is.
User avatar #445 to #77 - AtomicAdriene (09/03/2012) [-]
The first one made me lol.
User avatar #101 to #45 - koppmelk (09/02/2012) [-]
tonight i dreamt that i was in north-korea, and suddenly a nuke went off, everyone died except me and i was just chilling around in empty and nuked streets, pretty cool.
User avatar #444 to #101 - AtomicAdriene (09/03/2012) [-]
Damn! nobody to repopulate North Korea with?!
User avatar #55 to #45 - evilanakie ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
i have a dream where ... wait never mind my black son would ban me
#71 to #45 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
Once, when having a dream of me being in a restaurant, I suddenly started lucid dreaming. So I picked a random girl sitting at a table and started furiously fingering her. She had a massive squirt. Satisfied, I woke up. I ******* love lucid dreams
#53 to #45 - cruzslzr (09/02/2012) [-]
about 80% of my dreams
about 80% of my dreams
#447 to #53 - AtomicAdriene (09/03/2012) [-]
I have a couple of those per month.
I have a couple of those per month.
User avatar #59 to #45 - JJrules (09/02/2012) [-]
i have a dream that im naked in public
#62 to #45 - kampi ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
I have realistic, adventure-like dreams. It's like, I'm reading two different books at the moment. And not in the dream, but metaphorally speaking. I am the main character in the both stories.   
   
It's freaking me out, whilst it's freaking awesome.
I have realistic, adventure-like dreams. It's like, I'm reading two different books at the moment. And not in the dream, but metaphorally speaking. I am the main character in the both stories.

It's freaking me out, whilst it's freaking awesome.
User avatar #446 to #62 - AtomicAdriene (09/03/2012) [-]
That's ******* awesome. You're the hero/villain of your own dream.
User avatar #464 to #446 - kampi ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Neither, actually. Just a main character.
#49 to #45 - notyaoming (09/02/2012) [-]
I had that once. Totally freaked me out. Most of the time though, I'm getting shot, or just getting shot at.
User avatar #450 to #49 - AtomicAdriene (09/03/2012) [-]
Awesome. Gun fight dream. I have dreams where i can jump hundreds of feet. Or when im trying to run away instead of running im moon bouncing, making it very difficult!
#456 to #450 - notyaoming (09/03/2012) [-]
They totally suck actually lol. Every time I get shot, I feel it. It is with out a doubt, the weirdest thing I have ever experienced.

Plus I never win in my dreams. I always get ambushed from around a corner. Should tell you I play way to many FPS's.
User avatar #457 to #456 - AtomicAdriene (09/03/2012) [-]
Every time you die, do you spawn? Or is it another dream? lol. Now I'm remembering every gross dream I've ever had. I have this one recently where my jaw dislocates and rotates back into place. It's AWFUL! I get what you mean when you say you feel it, cause I feel that. And I also feel the teeth fumble in my mouth when I lose them in my dream. :X
#458 to #457 - notyaoming (09/03/2012) [-]
If I die, I wake up. There was one where I got **** in the stomach and lived. Woke up and could feel where it hit.

I hate teeth dreams. I wake up from them and freak out because I think I actually lost them. , just hate them. Free fall dreams are seriously weird too. I always jerk my self awake before I hit the ground, and it seems like I was holding my breath the entire time.
User avatar #459 to #458 - AtomicAdriene (09/03/2012) [-]
"got **** in my stomach" xD Tell me about it. My teeth dreams always feel so real. In a normal everyday setting. I think I'm awake in my dream when they fall out. It's bizarre. I've never had a free fall dream, but I have had times where I've woken myself up by jerking/ feeling like I'm gunna fall over.
#460 to #459 - notyaoming (09/03/2012) [-]
Thats what I get for typing while watching a movie lol.

They are really weird. Sometimes you fall from a building, or it feels like your bed just opens up at the middle and you fall through into nothingness. I don't really have any other weird dreams besides running through stores before I get mauled.
User avatar #461 to #460 - AtomicAdriene (09/03/2012) [-]
Lmao. I get kidnapping nightmares. I dont really have much else either
#462 to #461 - notyaoming (09/03/2012) [-]
That would freak me out sooo bad.

Pretty cool person, mind if I send you a friend request?
User avatar #52 to #45 - gingeraletwo (09/02/2012) [-]
I have dreams about my teeth falling out or breaking all the time.
User avatar #448 to #52 - AtomicAdriene (09/03/2012) [-]
I just read it's supposed to be your dream telling you you're self-conscious.
User avatar #50 to #45 - pokemanaphy (09/02/2012) [-]
I had a ****** up dream where I swallowed that bone in my neck
#449 to #50 - AtomicAdriene (09/03/2012) [-]
Your vertebrae? What is this? I don't even...
User avatar #451 to #449 - pokemanaphy (09/03/2012) [-]
You would be surprised that isn't even close to the ****** up stuff I dream or experience XD
#185 - pablotheescobar (09/02/2012) [-]
**pablotheescobar rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at How 9gag works ** mfw howard
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