Amazing Grace. wat. Smart I Estates ll Photo II In I if you honk at me .2 secs after the light changes, ill get out of my car, put my dick on your windshield an shit windshield
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Amazing Grace

Smart
I Estates ll Photo II In I
if you honk at me .2 secs after the light
changes, ill get out of my car, put my dick
on your windshield and sing Amazing Grace
as slow as humanly possible
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#15 - SenatorSnowe (09/02/2012) [-]
It's all fun and games until the person in the car turns their windshield wipers on.
#2 - TehBlackfire (09/01/2012) [-]
Best of luck explaining that one to the cops.

"Hey officer, this man was honking at me, I figured he must of been upset, so I calmly whipped out my dick, slapped it on his windshield, and began singing amazing grace to calm him down."
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#83 to #2 - pencilartist (09/02/2012) [-]
That was the funniest combination of words I have ever read.
#21 to #2 - misterkinz (09/02/2012) [-]
i laughed harder at this comment than i think i ever have before. that joke was ******* clever
#106 to #2 - Ilubeitup (09/02/2012) [-]
That's easy to explain. Just let the other guy talk to the cops, then act like he's crazy.
#123 to #106 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
Or you could ask the cop to join in on the other side...
#111 - drasur (09/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #130 to #111 - kernelstack (09/02/2012) [-]
Hahaha

Source please?
#166 to #130 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
Drive Away by RPJcomedy on YouTube
User avatar #30 - mrfourtysevenman (09/02/2012) [-]
if you honk at me .2 secs after the light changes
one more cop pulls me over for going 3 miles over the limit i will get out of my car, put my dick on into your windsheild muffler and sing Amazing Grace shakira songs as slowly loudly as humanly possible until i come into your engine
User avatar #91 to #30 - kureizikitsune (09/02/2012) [-]
This idea has merit...
User avatar #23 - tehweave (09/02/2012) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand wiper blades.
User avatar #35 to #23 - evilanakie ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
then that liquid that sprays out (from the car you perv)
hurts like a bitch
User avatar #49 to #35 - fargone (09/02/2012) [-]
Why do you know this?
User avatar #50 to #49 - evilanakie ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
while cleaning my car i got a cut and when that spray **** hit my hand it hurt like a mofo from hell
User avatar #55 to #50 - fargone (09/02/2012) [-]
And now you've got me thinking about what it would feel like to have soap rubbed into the wound from my freshly castrated penis.
I hate you.
User avatar #57 to #55 - evilanakie ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
but i thought we were having such a good time
please love me Im lonley
(Anakie smiles)
#64 to #57 - fargone (09/02/2012) [-]
It's okay, I don't really hate you.
User avatar #66 to #64 - evilanakie ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
let us rejoice our new alliance/friendship
HAZZAR
User avatar #26 to #23 - corundum (09/02/2012) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you just got circumcised.
User avatar #31 to #26 - darthblam (09/02/2012) [-]
castrated*
User avatar #39 to #31 - sasyboncho (09/02/2012) [-]
Castratacised, to make you both happy.
#151 - theblowtorch (09/02/2012) [-]
what is this 			****
what is this ****
#8 - zochixestx (09/02/2012) [-]
**zochixestx rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at 'Murica **
User avatar #142 to #36 - lokiwins (09/02/2012) [-]
That's a red panda.. Those aren't from Australia
User avatar #234 to #142 - evilanakie ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
they are found in Queensland
User avatar #235 to #234 - lokiwins (09/03/2012) [-]
They are bred in captivity but not found natively
User avatar #236 to #235 - evilanakie ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
actually they are they stretch all through south east asian and north of aus
User avatar #237 to #236 - lokiwins (09/03/2012) [-]
Google says otherwise
User avatar #238 to #237 - evilanakie ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
google says im 42 and batman was in star wars
User avatar #96 - thebritishguy (09/02/2012) [-]
he is the hero gotham deserves
#18 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
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Well, never a better time to turn on the windshield cleaner, huh?
#3 - notevenmad (09/01/2012) [-]
**notevenmad rolled a random image posted in comment #40019 at Pokemon ** MFW he does that to me
**notevenmad rolled a random image posted in comment #40019 at Pokemon ** MFW he does that to me
#159 - cajunkilljoy (09/02/2012) [-]
You rest your head on the steering wheel for a second and the next thing you know, theres a dick in your windshield...
You rest your head on the steering wheel for a second and the next thing you know, theres a dick in your windshield...
#119 - whitneyjasminxo (09/02/2012) [-]
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#125 to #119 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
Who is this.. for non-fap related reasons...
User avatar #126 to #125 - whitneyjasminxo (09/02/2012) [-]
ariana grande :D
#148 to #126 - theencyclopedia (09/02/2012) [-]
anon 3 minutes later
anon 3 minutes later
User avatar #133 to #113 - AvatarAirBender (09/02/2012) [-]
You've been waiting to use that one huh..
#163 to #133 - tylosaurus (09/02/2012) [-]
Not really. :3
#110 - trolltyler (09/02/2012) [-]
**trolltyler rolls 994**
#81 - icanhazbitches (09/02/2012) [-]
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#4 - tomhefailin (09/01/2012) [-]
74. At a red light, a bro inches as close as possible to the rear bumper of the car in front of him, and then immediately honks his horn at the car in front of him. So as to insure that other bros behind him have a better chance of getting through said light.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - lawlight (09/01/2012) [-]
I can't let you have a red thumb...
By the power of THE BRO CODE take this green thumb!
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