I wish. Damn genies.. You have one wish
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#117 - Rascal (09/02/2012) [-]
Genies don't exist because someone wished they wouldn't.

Whoever you are, **** you.
#118 to #117 - Digitalphear (09/02/2012) [-]
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God damnit, you're right.
#9 - ssjxjake (09/01/2012) [-]
You have one wish
You have one wish
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User avatar #50 to #9 - purealterego (09/02/2012) [-]
**purealterego rolls 515** i wish for trips
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#10 to #9 - ssjxjake (09/01/2012) [-]
I wish for dubs
#11 to #10 - ssjxjake (09/01/2012) [-]
your wish is granted roll your dubs !
your wish is granted roll your dubs !
#12 to #11 - ssjxjake (09/01/2012) [-]
**ssjxjake rolls 66**
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#17 to #13 - plazmaflare ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
He will as soon as the content reaches frontpage, and if someone screen caps this im assuming they'll get frontpage if they post it as content as well, also evidently there will be someone in the comments commenting how it was ruined by matriixv for telling someone to screencap it. I hope I dont get screen capped, it'd save me from looking like a hypocrite.
User avatar #147 to #17 - sacredmagic (09/02/2012) [-]
Welcome to the LEAGUE OF DRAVEN!
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User avatar #19 to #18 - plazmaflare ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Did I seem angry in my comment? Well I didnt mean to sound angry, It's just that ironically its how these types of these things go down, it has happened many times before, its quite interesting, actually, but then again im the type of person who sees a snail crawling on the side walk and stops to think about how the universe had to converge to the moment in time to let the snail cross the side walk only to be interrupted by a bicyclists running the snail over.
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#56 to #13 - Rascal (09/02/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 297** Because it's a one in ten chance. I don't see why people are raging over dubs really. :l
User avatar #207 to #56 - gunzas (09/02/2012) [-]
Ahem..

One in a ten times one i a ten, equals one in a hundred. Plus he didn't just roll them, but created a small story. Anyway, comments with dubs getting more thumbs than funny OC is still a bit stupid.
User avatar #379 to #207 - kanatana (05/27/2014) [-]
The **** is wrong with your math? You have a 1/10 chance of getting dubs on any dub roll. There are ten dubs between 0 and 100. How are you so basic?
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#189 to #12 - reaperoxide ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
When i tried to thumb you.
User avatar #65 to #61 - mcstorms (09/02/2012) [-]
No he's a genie
#39 to #12 - jiwijoo (09/02/2012) [-]
WHAT THE 			****		? I... I... can't.... what the. I don't know what to say.
WHAT THE **** ? I... I... can't.... what the. I don't know what to say.
#59 to #12 - mrnecro (09/02/2012) [-]
how the.......
how the.......
#370 to #12 - nephera (09/02/2012) [-]
MAGIC!
MAGIC!
#41 to #12 - Rascal (09/02/2012) [-]
test
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#165 to #12 - SHAMU (09/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#14 to #12 - Rascal (09/01/2012) [-]
samefag, so i only thumbed up the actual dubs and thumbed down the rest.
#373 to #12 - larski (09/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#365 to #12 - kouzan (09/02/2012) [-]
**kouzan rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at Prove him wrong ** Holy shiet!
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User avatar #306 to #12 - kouzan (09/02/2012) [-]
Dayum.
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User avatar #32 to #12 - xgeneration (09/02/2012) [-]
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!
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User avatar #194 to #187 - jaimiebenoy (09/02/2012) [-]
You sir, are a genius !
#220 to #194 - Rascal (09/02/2012) [-]
lol you guise im gonna try this!!!
#236 to #187 - Rascal (09/02/2012) [-]
You forgot to wish for sunglasses. You want to forget the genie too?
#213 to #187 - yourworstmuffin **User deleted account** (09/02/2012) [-]
Give this person a medal.
Give this person a medal.
#121 - clonect (09/02/2012) [-]
the best wish ever would be to always be right,
why? because you can just say:
i can fly and you fly or i have millions of dollars and you get millions of dollars.
you would become your own genie.
>mfw I am my own genie and I don't even have to say "I wish ___" when i want things
User avatar #151 to #121 - hachi (09/02/2012) [-]
OR the genie simply steals your mouth
#123 to #121 - feelman (09/02/2012) [-]
actually if you watched alladin you have to go in a lamp till you get a new master
User avatar #125 to #123 - clonect (09/02/2012) [-]
but technically you are not a genie you are just always right
#126 to #125 - feelman (09/02/2012) [-]
your right i applaud you
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#124 to #121 - Rascal (09/02/2012) [-]
yes you can say that "you can fly" or "have a million dollars", and that's what people will think. But in reality, PHYSICALLY, you cannot. People will think and believe you without question that you can fly as a FACT, but you wouldn't be able to show them that you can or that you actually do have a million dollars. You'd actually just be hiding the truth, well, forever.
User avatar #127 to #124 - clonect (09/02/2012) [-]
but since you are always right you can just **** logic
#162 to #124 - angelious ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
the thing about omnipotency is that whatever you say becomes real


so if i was omnipotent i could just say gravity isnt real

then gravity would cease to exist.

User avatar #331 to #121 - graphically (09/02/2012) [-]
and then the Genie makes it so you can't say anything that's not right.
User avatar #122 to #121 - darthblam (09/02/2012) [-]
You know.. this actually happened in the Fairly Oddparents show..
Timmy made a wish that he is always right... and is backfired.

Never make a wish with the words "always" or "never" in it. That **** ALWAYS backfires.
#154 to #121 - braddlesxp (09/02/2012) [-]
or he could take the left side of your body
or he could take the left side of your body
User avatar #130 to #121 - toosexyforyou (09/02/2012) [-]
so i wrote a really long response to this and accidentally erased it.
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#128 to #121 - thecrummybread (09/02/2012) [-]
Its all fun and games till you get mad at a dude and say **** YOU
#157 to #128 - riffz (09/02/2012) [-]
Then Genie wins.
#89 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (09/02/2012) [-]
resolved
User avatar #129 to #89 - novabird (09/02/2012) [-]
a gay guys response to this would probably be:
do i just go with this? or do i wish for more genies...?
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#263 to #248 - Rascal (09/02/2012) [-]
source?
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User avatar #249 to #248 - princebroken (09/02/2012) [-]
...
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#252 to #251 - princebroken (09/02/2012) [-]
well why the **** not man
User avatar #254 to #248 - holycrapitsbunnies (09/02/2012) [-]
........id hit that
User avatar #253 to #248 - ponymeat (09/02/2012) [-]
Well, if you're into that kind of stuff.
#219 - rosss (09/02/2012) [-]
**rosss rolls 44**
#222 to #219 - worldend (09/02/2012) [-]
**worldend rolls 433**
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User avatar #140 - breadbasket (09/02/2012) [-]
Solution: Make a long list of everything you could possibly want.
Say "I wish every wish on this piece of paper would come true."
Problem, geniefag?
#245 - holycrapitsbunnies (09/02/2012) [-]
**holycrapitsbunnies rolled a random image posted in comment #205 at /b/ sums up FJ nicely ** mfw last post fail
**holycrapitsbunnies rolled a random image posted in comment #205 at /b/ sums up FJ nicely ** mfw last post fail
User avatar #246 to #245 - holycrapitsbunnies (09/02/2012) [-]
haha ****** awesome
#284 to #245 - Rascal (09/02/2012) [-]
THe name of the manga is Gintama if people are wandering
#73 - captaindildo (09/02/2012) [-]
**captaindildo rolls 67**
#105 to #73 - Rascal (09/02/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 01** bishes be shelly
#109 to #73 - drdisrespect (09/02/2012) [-]
**drdisrespect rolls 76**
#92 to #74 - yourdonutz ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
**yourdonutz rolls 05**
User avatar #120 to #92 - dovakihn (09/02/2012) [-]
**dovakihn rolls 27**
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User avatar #83 to #74 - demonmaster (09/02/2012) [-]
**demonmaster rolls 35**
User avatar #81 to #74 - adambombgoesboom (09/02/2012) [-]
**adambombgoesboom rolls 80** no worries
User avatar #93 to #81 - lolfuckthatman (09/02/2012) [-]
** ************** rolls 68** dem dubs
User avatar #170 to #74 - theannoyingFJguy (09/02/2012) [-]
ahh, the old "post a sad pic from the comic if you don't get the dubs" trick...
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#185 - aesis (09/02/2012) [-]
1st wish - Wish that wish number two is true and will come through no matter what.
2nd wish - Wish that wish number three is true and will come through no matter what.
3rd wish - Wish that number 1 was false and can't come through.

<Genie's face when
#68 - gevaudan (09/02/2012) [-]
I'd just do this.
#192 - tehlulzbringer (09/02/2012) [-]
This will come in handy some day.
#183 - largenintimidating (09/02/2012) [-]
20 seconds on this content.


Wish no longer sounds like a word.
User avatar #184 to #183 - chazzawazzle (09/02/2012) [-]
wish wish wish wish wish
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