never have to sleep. why would you pick red or blue. Never have to sleep. I love sleeping. It's the best. thing. ever. Who would want to never sleep?
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#6 - beasleybain (08/31/2012) [-]
I love sleeping. It's the best. thing. ever. Who would want to never sleep?
User avatar #285 to #6 - inetus (09/01/2012) [-]
Well if you're not tired, sleeping isn't really that great. I feel like if you constantly felt awake and energized, you wouldn't miss sleeping.
User avatar #409 to #6 - theodordronen (09/01/2012) [-]
Edgar Allan Poe once said "Oh sleep, those little slices of death. How i loathe them." Which reflects my views on them pretty well
User avatar #45 to #6 - hwangw (09/01/2012) [-]
I'd love to never have to sleep or get sleepy and suffer no ill effects. While I do love sleep I'd have a lot of fun if I got to take advantage of all 24 hours in a day. Though I may also go completely insane as I often use sleep as a time killer to battle my impatience.
#86 to #45 - mrlats (09/01/2012) [-]
well you could still sleep if you want, your body just wouldnt require sleep thats all
User avatar #547 to #86 - hwangw (09/02/2012) [-]
Perfect!!
User avatar #19 to #6 - finishhimlarry (08/31/2012) [-]
Owl city -
"It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep 'cause everything is never as it seems"
User avatar #56 to #19 - jubnik (09/01/2012) [-]
**** you now ive had that song stuck in my head for over an hour!
#281 to #56 - drasur (09/01/2012) [-]
Allow me to help you there!   
   
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Allow me to help you there!

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#529 to #281 - pikoneo (09/01/2012) [-]
huehuehuehuehue



i feel so inmature right now
+1
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#239 - johnshepherd (09/01/2012) [-]
Dreams man, cuz **** , that'd be awesome!
#440 to #239 - evilpapagali (09/01/2012) [-]
If anyone wants the wallpaper.
#218 - wafflepan (09/01/2012) [-]
If I picked Red my electric bill would increase exponentially
If I picked Red my electric bill would increase exponentially
#104 - writeroftoast (09/01/2012) [-]
Never HAVE to sleep.

So technically, if I feel like it, I could still sleep, right, and then just learn to lucid dream.
#117 to #104 - beatmasterz (09/01/2012) [-]
But never having to sleep would imply you would never get tired. And when you're not tired it's not easy to sleep.
User avatar #304 to #117 - ihaspotato (09/01/2012) [-]
Chloroform.
User avatar #339 to #117 - technocrazynick (09/01/2012) [-]
Or it could mean you would still get tired but not need sleep to function normally
#396 to #339 - beatmasterz (09/01/2012) [-]
Tiredness indicates your body is worn out. If your body is worn out it has to sleep to recharge. Meaning you'd go insane and die.
Tiredness indicates your body is worn out. If your body is worn out it has to sleep to recharge. Meaning you'd go insane and die.
#297 - skergex (09/01/2012) [-]
Never sleep, increase productivity and make dreams a reality.
Never sleep, increase productivity and make dreams a reality.
#315 to #297 - anon (09/01/2012) [-]
if you never sleep you dont dream and so you cant make something out of nothing that you would call a dream
#247 - neocortex (09/01/2012) [-]
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I love sleep ^^
#410 - charv (09/01/2012) [-]
Welp, I already know how to control my dreams, but it doesn't always work. So I'll choose the first one
#412 to #410 - skords (09/01/2012) [-]
i have lucid dreams at least 4-5 times a week :P pretty awesome..
#449 to #412 - gcaboose (09/01/2012) [-]
Tell me your secret
User avatar #422 to #412 - thewinneris (09/01/2012) [-]
what is your secret? :o
#445 to #422 - skords (09/01/2012) [-]
in your dreams, when you look at your hands they are weird! you will see 6 or may be 8 fingers instead of 5.. so as soon as you look at your hands with more than 5 fingers your mind becomes conscious and you realize that you are dreaming. you can also try looking at the walls etc (which never really helped me).
So why will you look at your hands when you are in a dream? you will have to make it your habit in real life (to look glance at your hands randomly every now and then). i have setup an alarm on mobile which repeats every hour or so (i downloaded some app named alam - green icon).
gradually i started to look at my hands more often and i didnt need the alarm any more.
in the dream, you dont have to just take a look at your hands but also focus on them. i once had a dream about my friend ******* my gf - i thought it was a dream and looked at my hands for 1 sec and didnt even count the numbr of fingers and the dream continued.
everytime you look at your hands the number of fingers change.
and with enough practice you will suddenly see your hands pop up in front of you when dreaming, and consciously realize, "My hands!" Oh my gosh! This is a dream.
I also wake up 5-6 hours after I go to bed and then sleep again for 2-3 hours. this helps me a lot! also, lucid dreams fade away as soon as you get excited so try to control your emotions and always keep rubbing your hands together or spin around and keep reminding yourself that you are dreaming (when in a lucid dream). some people say that their dreams only last for 15mins, mine last a lot longer. i keep forgetting that i am in a dream and then look at my hands again and it becomes lucid again. i am still a student which plays a major role here, my mind is very active due to the mental exercise and pressure. Avoid watching porn before sleeping :\
takes some time and patience but in the end, it's worth it.
sorry for my poor english, i hope you get it :P
if you have some problem flying or anything let me know :)
User avatar #549 to #445 - navestotwo (09/02/2012) [-]
I have also been doing it in since i was a kid. More or so, it is very difficult with another personality. I have waited exactly 24 hours for this thread to go dark before replying. I hope my wait is returned with a reply, for i have a proposition.
#550 to #549 - skords (09/02/2012) [-]
why did you wait for the thread to go dark?
User avatar #551 to #550 - navestotwo (09/02/2012) [-]
I don't like many people who don't have the lucid gift or the common knowledge gift to see the link to a series of journals i have written. All true. All very morbid.
#552 to #551 - skords (09/02/2012) [-]
oh I understand, you can share it with me.
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User avatar #553 to #552 - navestotwo (09/02/2012) [-]
I would be grateful, the cause for their morbid behaviors is that for the longest time i had been through traumatic events, and needed to psychologically cope with them. When this assignment turned up, however, i was forced to naturally dream, and all hell went loose from there.
#556 to #553 - skords (09/02/2012) [-]
I think you have pasted the wrong link
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#558 to #557 - skords (09/02/2012) [-]
I read a few logs, looks like you are under a lot of stress or something (as you ve already mentioned above), i used to play a lot of counter strike before going to bed and ended up in weird dreams. I dont know whether or not gaming has any effect on our dreams I am not a shrink. I usually watch a lot of comedy shows/movies etc. to lighten my mood. Also, never give up on lucid dreaming, if you are lucid you can overcome these morbid dreams and gain a huge confidence boost.
User avatar #559 to #558 - navestotwo (09/02/2012) [-]
I only did give it up for that assignment and then had to re-train myself. Yes i was under a significant amount of stress, but this just added to it. A lot of ....interesting..things can happen while having a second personality that is both aware and in control of the darkness in our minds; the subconscious.
#457 to #445 - gcaboose (09/01/2012) [-]
Thank you for your secrets
User avatar #452 to #445 - thewinneris (09/01/2012) [-]
Thanks for the help :)

P.S. your english is pretty good lol
#455 to #452 - skords (09/01/2012) [-]
no problem :)
and remember to rub your hands or spin around while in a lucid dream :)
User avatar #413 to #412 - sonnyboii ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
So jelly :c
#416 to #413 - skords (09/01/2012) [-]
well i had to work really hard to make that happen; spent months
User avatar #418 to #416 - sonnyboii ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Ive read tips how to do it, but i saw that they can hurt you/paralyze you in the night or something. Not sure if i want to do that <.<
#420 to #418 - skords (09/01/2012) [-]
they are not harmful at all and sleep paralysis (which is not dangerous) is not that common either, try wiggling your toes or swallowing. When you are in sleep paralysis, your brain is sending a signal to the rest of your body to immobilize your muscles so you don't thrash around while you sleep. The larger muscles are usually more affected than the smaller ones. So trying to wiggle your toes tends to wake you up during a state of sleep paralysis.
User avatar #367 - jalthelas (09/01/2012) [-]
I would rather have full control over my dreams so that I could **** all those hot women I know.
#371 to #367 - anon (09/01/2012) [-]
That seems cool in theory, but then you would never want to be awake, and likely not enjoy anything in life as much anymore since you can just dream it.
User avatar #386 to #371 - mcatheistnuggets (09/01/2012) [-]
Never having to sleep doesn't mean you can't.
User avatar #383 to #371 - rubixium (09/01/2012) [-]
Just like the internet eh?

#399 - skysaurus (09/01/2012) [-]
It's not as great as you'd think.
#321 - ericzxvc (09/01/2012) [-]
If you could control you dreams then you could create an entire separate reality that is better than your life, and then you could spend more time sleeping then awake. At this point you'd end up going crazy wondering which world was the reality, and perhaps sedate yourself in the real world indefinitely to live the rest of your life in the better world you created for yourself. Fun stuff...
#324 to #321 - grimcrimson (09/01/2012) [-]
to bad you would die of starvation before you woke up
User avatar #350 to #324 - ericzxvc (09/01/2012) [-]
IV, just throw yourself into a coma
#359 to #350 - grimcrimson (09/01/2012) [-]
but then you have to have a caretaker and that cost money. and so on and so forth. unless you can work yourself in to the hospital system and tell your family not to pull the plug and such
User avatar #394 to #359 - ericzxvc (09/01/2012) [-]
Canadian, that ****** free
#544 to #394 - grimcrimson (09/01/2012) [-]
lucky **** lol
#326 to #321 - goldsignet (09/01/2012) [-]
OR, you could use the time you didn't spend sleeping to better yourself, and when you're the ceo of some huge company or some **** like that, you'll feel even better about it because you didn't take the cowards way out
User avatar #351 to #326 - ericzxvc (09/01/2012) [-]
No matter how hard you work, there is no way to create a better reality then one you can imagine, and I'm assuming that because you can control your dreams you can make everything as realistic as the real world.
#296 - Thenewguygunther (09/01/2012) [-]
man what if i had the power to never sleep
my life would be so different
i would be so productive
i would be able to contribute myself to something 24/7 eventually accomplishing all my goals
i would be a master of everything, a hero for the world, the greatest person to ever live



User avatar #175 - shiftyscent (09/01/2012) [-]
Never having to sleep obviously, for efficiency. Full control of my dreams would most likely turn me into some sort of sociopath that only sleeps all day.
#430 - kalram (09/01/2012) [-]
Full control over my dreams then i would fall in a coma and live happily ever after!
#114 - improbablyyourdad (09/01/2012) [-]
I can already control my dreams.
User avatar #145 to #128 - improbablyyourdad (09/01/2012) [-]
**** , I had paragraph typed up and I hit the back button.

Im just going to summarize.
It takes time (supposedly if you have a high iq you can control your dreams better) iv noticed that when I was younger I could move around but It was similar to walking drunk. Now I don't have that problem but I can't control certain things like where my dream takes place, Iv noticed I have never really moved walls/buildings too.

Once you can control where you walk/look its like being in your own video game except you can feel pain/pleasure/heat/ I have even felt water, its crazy how real it can get.
User avatar #146 to #145 - fuckyouusername (09/01/2012) [-]
ty you too :D
User avatar #134 to #128 - kirokan (09/01/2012) [-]
Lucid dreaming (controll over dreams because you realise that you are dreaming while you are dreaming)
User avatar #136 to #134 - fuckyouusername (09/01/2012) [-]
I know, but how do you realise that? I just fall asleep and suddenly wake up -.-
User avatar #137 to #136 - kirokan (09/01/2012) [-]
by looking for things out of the ordinary when you are dreaming such as looking in a mirror, dream paradoxes or impossible shapes
User avatar #138 to #137 - fuckyouusername (09/01/2012) [-]
And how do you find them? When I dream, I'm it's like in a cinema, I just watch.. and it goes fast as **** ..
User avatar #139 to #138 - kirokan (09/01/2012) [-]
keep a dream diary of sorts and your mind will learn to do these things on its own
#141 to #139 - fuckyouusername (09/01/2012) [-]
Ty :D
I'd give boobs but can't D:
#142 to #141 - kirokan (09/01/2012) [-]
You're welcome :)
You're welcome :)
#160 to #142 - anon (09/01/2012) [-]
dat ass...
#280 to #137 - justjumi (09/01/2012) [-]
The problem with that is that those things don't bother me. A bowl of clam chowder could be talking to me and I just accept it.
#414 - anon (09/01/2012) [-]
-has full dream control already-
#356 - crztrain (09/01/2012) [-]
Blue for sure... so I can **** everyone I want
User avatar #345 - bitchplzzz (09/01/2012) [-]
I'd rather have control over my dreams.
#132 - buckyforever (09/01/2012) [-]
Blue forever. It would be like living two lives, sleeping in between. I could change the dream world to whatever reality I wanted and carry it over night after night. Or, I could live out my morbid or twisted fantasies in my dream world while living a "normal" life outside of fantasy. Or I could have your mom every night in my dreams. All of these are acceptable.
#539 - atomicjohn (09/01/2012) [-]
&gt;Choose blue   
&gt;Have full control of dreams   
&gt;In class   
&gt;Dose off   
&gt;Have sex fantasy   
&gt;Not only that, but I &quot;involuntarily&quot; start jacking it in class   
&gt;I came    
&gt;I woke up   
&gt;mfw the whole class watched me jack off and cum while i slept
>Choose blue
>Have full control of dreams
>In class
>Dose off
>Have sex fantasy
>Not only that, but I "involuntarily" start jacking it in class
>I came
>I woke up
>mfw the whole class watched me jack off and cum while i slept
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