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Classic /b/

Classic /b/. Haven't seen it before, and it's from yesterday, so hoping it's not a repost.. a We 1345377703231 png( 241 we , 54941 png) nonymous( / 30/ 12( rhl,

Haven't seen it before, and it's from yesterday, so hoping it's not a repost.

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User avatar #5 - slootyslooot (09/01/2012) [+] (25 replies)
>"hello, this is Riley"
>"yes, is this-"
>"...excuse me?"
>"You fags need to stop calling!"
>"Alright, that is no way to treat a costomer. I need to speak to your manager."
>"Huh, This isn't a prank call?"
>"No, you idiot. Let me talk to you manager,"
>"Oh, no, no. It's fine."
>"Yes? This is the manager."
>"Yes, one of your employees, Riley I believe, insulted me and called me a derogatory name."
>"Oh my. Yes, I'll talk to him about that. In the meantime why don't I offer you a free meal as compensation?"
>"Yes, that sounds reasonable."
>"Okay, what would you like?"
>"I'll have a cheese krabby patty."
>*in the background* "I ******* KNEW IT!"
User avatar #12 - richardsimonsgot (09/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Dial aplebees
>They pick up the phone... akwad silence
>Hi... this is riley
>I apoligize for my poor english...
>... It´s ok, Would...
>when were you when john lenin dies?
>'john is kill!'
User avatar #22 - WhereMehSammich (09/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Hello, this is Riley
>Hey, is this the Krusty Krab?
>Yes, this is the krusty krab(in an annoyed tone)
>I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
>Are you ******* kidding me kid?
>You forgot the pickles.
#17 - valenzetti (09/01/2012) [-]
mfw "does that come with krabby sauce?"
User avatar #1 - chuckbillrow (08/31/2012) [-]
second to last one was pure gold
#31 - weinerdick (09/01/2012) [-]
Person on the other end of the line
Person on the other end of the line
#44 - firesky (09/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
<-- Still prefer this one
#37 - manirock (09/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Looks like someone from 9gag made their way onto 4Chan
#23 - memescomefromb (09/01/2012) [-]
Is it too late?? No one's answering!
Is it too late?? No one's answering!
#49 - captaindildo (09/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
employees face when
#72 - ahjesusfukdme (09/01/2012) [-]
>Hi, thank you for calling Applebees. This is Riley
>Ey man, I want to get a couple appetizers
>Sure thing, which ones would you like today sir?
>What do you recommend?
>Goes on to list ever appetizer
>I say "Hmmmmmmmmmmm...I really don't know"
>Sir, they're all very good in my opinion
>Sir, please just order
>Yes, I'll take the wings
>Sir, will that be all for you?
#19 - valen (09/01/2012) [-]
Applebees is not delivering.
Pick up the phone, AB.
#89 - walkingdisaster (09/01/2012) [-]
>hello this is applebees
#40 - manirock (09/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Hi this is Applebees. This is Riley speaking, how can I help you.
>siay histay hetay rabbykay attypay?
>Um... Excuse me
>What, you don't speak pig latin?
>Sigh* damn you
>What? It's just a joke
>Oh... Sorry man, it's been a long couple of days. Will you please repeat your question in English this time?
>Certainly. I asked if this is the Krabby patty.
>Dude, you realize people stopped doing this a few days ago right? You must be a loser among losers.
User avatar #18 - valen (09/01/2012) [-]
bout to call, will post the convo
User avatar #15 - timelordeternal (09/01/2012) [-]
******* lost it at " does that come with krabby sauce?"
User avatar #2 - xshacunex (09/01/2012) [-]
i had hundreds of people call the day after that post
User avatar #71 - happytoaster (09/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Hello this is Applebee's, my name is Tom, how, can I help you today?
>Tom, I have a serious question to ask you.
>umm ok......
>I know that you sell steak and salads and stuff right?
>that's correct.
>Well I came in a couple days ago for lunch. I noticed something funny about the menu.
>What was it?
>You guys don't serve Krabby Patties
>Krabby Patties, it's pretty much a hamburger, but it has seaweed leaves, a kelp bun and a krabbie patty.
>I'm sorry sir, I'll talk with the head chef and have the menu changed to sell Krabbie Patties.
>Thank you for your time sir.
> No problem.

I went to my local Applebee's today and saw that they actually added Krabbie Patties. It's just a hamburger, but still ******* hilarious that they actually changed the menu to sell Krabbie Patties.
User avatar #74 to #71 - rickyhooverslobes ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Pics or it didnt happen.
#46 - domitius (09/01/2012) [-]
&lt;&lt; mfw I read all of the comments
<< mfw I read all of the comments
User avatar #84 - gandalfthegreat (09/01/2012) [-]
this is hilarious, still not as good as when they called the pawn shop asking for battletoads
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