Classic /b/. Haven't seen it before, and it's from yesterday, so hoping it's not a repost... >"hello, this is Riley" >"yes, is this-" >"NO THIS IS NOT THE KRUSTY KRAB! LEAVE ME THE ALONE!" >"...excuse me?&q Classic /b/ Haven't seen it before and it's from yesterday so hoping not a repost >"hello this is Riley" >"yes this-" >"NO THIS IS NOT THE KRUSTY KRAB! LEAVE ME ALONE!" >" excuse me?&q
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#5 - slootyslooot
Reply +325
(09/01/2012) [-]
>"hello, this is Riley"
>"yes, is this-"
>"NO THIS IS NOT THE ******* KRUSTY KRAB! LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!"
>"...excuse me?"
>"You fags need to stop calling!"
>"Alright, that is no way to treat a costomer. I need to speak to your manager."
>"Huh, This isn't a prank call?"
>"No, you idiot. Let me talk to you manager,"
>"Oh, no, no. It's fine."
>"NOW."
>"a-alright"
>"Yes? This is the manager."
>"Yes, one of your employees, Riley I believe, insulted me and called me a derogatory name."
>"Oh my. Yes, I'll talk to him about that. In the meantime why don't I offer you a free meal as compensation?"
>"Yes, that sounds reasonable."
>"Okay, what would you like?"
>"I'll have a cheese krabby patty."
>"whaa...?"
>*in the background* "I ******* KNEW IT!"
>click
#111 to #5 - anon
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(09/01/2012) [-]
This is the same story someone posted a long ******* time ago... way to copy it....
#117 to #111 - slootyslooot
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(09/02/2012) [-]
When? I apologize if this is similar but I didn't copy this. I called them with my friend but I changed the greeters name.
#36 to #5 - xkaggerx
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(09/01/2012) [-]
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#57 to #5 - eyelaughdahame
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(09/01/2012) [-]
You clever devil...
#41 to #5 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#43 to #5 - basstard
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(09/01/2012) [-]
#47 to #5 - shinryuken
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#7 to #5 - finalkai
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#26 to #5 - thegreekfish
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(09/01/2012) [-]
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#9 to #5 - durgesark ONLINE
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(09/01/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard my stomach hurts
#14 to #5 - lalaferil
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(09/01/2012) [-]
you need all the thumbs, all of them
#13 to #5 - augustusxxiv
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(09/01/2012) [-]
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#20 to #5 - thenewgizmobox
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#27 to #5 - TheGussBuss
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(09/01/2012) [-]
dude, I appreciate your commitment to the cause, but why wouldn't you just take the free meal?
#28 to #27 - slootyslooot
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(09/01/2012) [-]
I don't really like Applebee's. I found this weird peice of something in my pasta and found out it was a bone. Another time I went there and asked for chicken fettuccine, and they put shrimp in it. I'm allergic to shellfood.
#33 to #28 - shadesofbacon
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Should have just sued their ****
#116 to #33 - slootyslooot
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(09/02/2012) [-]
Meh, couldn't be bothered.
#135 to #27 - anon
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(01/16/2015) [-]
>implying he lives in the same area as 631.
#24 to #5 - patchesdacrazy
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(09/01/2012) [-]
MFW this entire page
MFW this entire page
#25 to #5 - thegreekfish
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#59 to #5 - freemanareso
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Lost it at "I ******* KNEW IT"
#69 to #59 - pillowmeister
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(09/01/2012) [-]
That's... kind of the punchline
#21 to #5 - Shadow Guardian
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#6 to #5 - FurryBalls
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(09/01/2012) [-]
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#12 - richardsimonsgot
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Dial aplebees
>They pick up the phone... akwad silence
>Hi... this is riley
>I apoligize for my poor english...
>... It´s ok, Would...
>when were you when john lenin dies?
>excus...
>'john is kill!'
>...
>'no'
#96 to #12 - conordalymcr
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(09/01/2012) [-]
I CHOKED ON MY CHEWING GUM YOU CUNT
#34 to #12 - tommykelly
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(09/01/2012) [-]
i can't stop.................LAUGHING HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
i can't stop.................LAUGHING HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
#62 to #12 - oliphan
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(09/01/2012) [-]
I love you.
#30 to #12 - slootyslooot
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Oh god! My sides!
#22 - WhereMehSammich
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(09/01/2012) [-]
>Hello, this is Riley
>Hey, is this the Krusty Krab?
>Yes, this is the krusty krab(in an annoyed tone)
>I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
>Are you ******* kidding me kid?
>You forgot the pickles.
>click
#56 to #22 - eyelaughdahame
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(09/01/2012) [-]
I'm impressed...
#29 to #22 - slootyslooot
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Ah ****. I knew there was a reason I came back to check on the comments!
Ah ****. I knew there was a reason I came back to check on the comments!
#32 to #22 - shadesofbacon
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(09/01/2012) [-]
******* brilliant
******* brilliant
#17 - valenzetti
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(09/01/2012) [-]
mfw "does that come with krabby sauce?"
#1 - chuckbillrow
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(08/31/2012) [-]
second to last one was pure gold
#31 - weinerdick
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Person on the other end of the line
Person on the other end of the line
#44 - firesky
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(09/01/2012) [-]
<-- Still prefer this one
#51 to #44 - domitius
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#93 to #44 - drifterfiftyeight
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(09/01/2012) [-]
10/10 Awesomeness
#50 to #44 - captaindildo
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Boston Battletoads
#37 - manirock
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Looks like someone from 9gag made their way onto 4Chan
#70 to #37 - enclavesoldier
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(09/01/2012) [-]
direct violation of rules #1 and 2... that ****
#23 - memescomefromb
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(09/01/2012) [-]
Is it too late?? No one's answering!
Is it too late?? No one's answering!
#49 - captaindildo
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(09/01/2012) [-]
employees face when
#54 to #49 - jcruikjcruik
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(09/01/2012) [-]
also seems appropriate