Just god and pokemon. damnit. To ma, and will always just I/ l'?' -?, that guy who anold have made FEEL But instead was all like, nah man, Malaria.. To me you will always be that guy who could of made some OC. But was like nah man, Repost. Pokemon
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Just god and pokemon

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To ma, and will always just I/ l'?' -?, that
guy who anold have made
FEEL
But instead was all like, nah man,
Malaria.
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#128 - rainbowsgoboomtwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#5 - thecakeislegit (08/31/2012) [-]
To me you will always be that guy who could of made some OC.

But was like nah man, Repost.
#7 to #5 - teamdaigurren (08/31/2012) [-]
To me you will always be that guy who complained about reposts..
Instead of making his own OC.
#132 to #7 - fargone (09/01/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I'd buy that in a heartbeat.
#104 to #5 - mahnamesjakers (09/01/2012) [-]
"could of"
YFW
#6 to #5 - hyperbear (08/31/2012) [-]
im not quite sure how to react your awesomeness
im not quite sure how to react your awesomeness
#111 - komradkthulu (09/01/2012) [-]
If God made Pokemon, humanity would've been long extinct due to the countless numbers of perfect killing machines roaming the world.
User avatar #146 to #111 - littlenish (09/01/2012) [-]
what if, there was always that one pokemon you would take in, and in return of your hospitality, it would fight for you?
User avatar #58 - Sethorein ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
... well to be honest, we've kinda got pokemon.

I've got a new puppy...

Odor Sleuth
Bite
Scratch
Work up
With Ability: Pickup

Bam, pokemon... now if only dogfighting wasn't illegal...
User avatar #59 to #58 - koga (09/01/2012) [-]
....thats awesome :D


...i wish i had a pet :(
User avatar #61 to #59 - Sethorein ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
then get one o_o
User avatar #62 to #61 - koga (09/01/2012) [-]
i has no munnyz

that and im deadly alergic? allergc........reactant to anything with a heart beat and fur...
....me sadsta
#71 to #62 - aragothofdagobah (09/01/2012) [-]
Look up a Devon Rex awesome cats with dog personality , and have hair like humans not fur.
User avatar #73 to #71 - koga (09/01/2012) [-]
.....wo
User avatar #69 to #62 - xxeternaleclipsexx (09/01/2012) [-]
Hairless guinea pig?
User avatar #72 to #69 - koga (09/01/2012) [-]
......that.....that might work :D
*hug*
#74 to #72 - aragothofdagobah (09/01/2012) [-]
Some people don't like the bat ears, but I think they are adorable


btw I love your avatar or icon or whatever it is
User avatar #76 to #74 - koga (09/01/2012) [-]
thats way too cute :D

and thank you :)
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#54 - silasdg (09/01/2012) [-]
Stop reposting Op stop it.
Stop reposting Op stop it.
User avatar #93 to #54 - kensislayer ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
feels
User avatar #100 to #93 - silasdg (09/01/2012) [-]
That was one of the saddest moments in my life to be honest.
#39 - Tyranitar (09/01/2012) [-]
Wild animals varying in size from a few centimeters to the size of a blue whale, feral and many of them likely to be hostile to humans. Have abilities varying from breathing fire or high-powered water jets, shooting lethal jolts of electricity, mind warping and destruction, strength easily 100 times that of the strongest human, shooting beams of condensed sunlight, ice, mind waves, or just raw energy. Many are also capable of lethally poisoning you, stunning your body with paralytic toxins or electric shocks, freezing you in ice, putting you to sleep with mind control or spores/toxin...

Thank god the worst all this can do is make you faint, huh?
User avatar #41 to #39 - supername (09/01/2012) [-]
I like to think of it as population control or collateral damage if a few huans get hurt in the process, besides pokemon are generally friendly towards humans and very easily tame-able as shown in every pokemon show, game, and most of the manga.
User avatar #44 to #41 - Tyranitar (09/01/2012) [-]
The larger ones are the problems, really. Even with their abilities, smaller Pokemon (say, below human size) would probably be somewhat docile unless provoked. But I imagine the larger ones, Charizard, Gyrados, Tyranitar, etc. would be predators, and would be very hostile. And with their abilities, it would be difficult to defend yourself against one without military-grade weapons. Plus there are the Psychic, Ghost, and Dark types, who would have very little to no trouble harming or killing even armed humans.
User avatar #53 to #44 - supername (09/01/2012) [-]
Charizard is only 5ft 7inches at its highest, Tyranitar 6ft 7inches and Gyarados at 21ft 4inches. While I agree that their abilities could be very problematic if enraged, however I'm sure as humans we can build destructive weapons to combat them in particuar a pokeball would be fine against a raging Gyarados. But yes their would be a few casualties.
User avatar #57 to #53 - silasdg (09/01/2012) [-]
That theory requires us to make it past being cavemen.
User avatar #43 to #39 - larryimmadeofwax (09/01/2012) [-]
Don't forget magcargo, its just under 3 times as hot as the sun.
User avatar #64 to #39 - problematique (09/01/2012) [-]
every single thing you mentioned on your comment already kind of exists in nature, for example all those toxins that can lethally poison you exist in plants and well, you can always bump on an electric fence or something and get a lethal jolt of electricity aswell.

I guess, the problem with pokemon would be that all those dangers would be able to MOVE, but they do exist already anyway.
User avatar #67 to #64 - Tyranitar (09/01/2012) [-]
I know that most of these abilities exist in the real world, but Pokemon can use them just as a scorpion or bee would use their stinger. If you made one angry and it came after you, it would know how to use its abilities to stun, injure, or outright kill you.
User avatar #79 to #67 - problematique (09/01/2012) [-]
but why would you make anyone angry? afterall it's not like they would in inside of our cities. We have ferocious animals on our planet as it is, a polar bear can kill you in two seconds flat, but you won't find a polar bear exiting your building, so why should you find a tyranitar? I mean, even if these pokemon were to live on earth, since they'd want their peace they'd try to live in more isolated places than New York city or something. Think about it
User avatar #81 to #79 - Tyranitar (09/01/2012) [-]
Just like animals, Pokemon will live in many places. Some would prefer areas far from civilization, yes. But there are still some who would live near or with humans. Grimer and Koffing, both known for spreading poison and pollution, are known to live in cities and sewers. Electric pokemon would probably be attracted to power plants, which may cause issues if, say, a Zapdos decides to nest there and is too dangerous to try and remove.

And the one thing I feel would cause most Pokemon-related deaths is hunting. A lot of people will see value in hunting pokemon. For example, if a lion's pelt and a rhino's horn are worth so much money, how about an Arcanine pelt and a Rhydon horn? And some folks may see value in certain pokemon as food and choose to hunt for that reason. And if Pokemon are capable of having attacks and growing stronger like in the franchise, even the smallest of them could potentially cripple a grown man.

So it would mostly be the humans fault that these things happen, just as it usually is with real-world animals. There are also legendaries, pokemon with human-like or greater intelligence, and Pokemon being utilized by terrorists and criminals that could be considered.
User avatar #52 to #39 - Yukimaru ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Pokemon battling would be illegal anyways. The whole show basically revolves around cock fighting and if pokemon were real you know PETA would never allow pokemon battles.
User avatar #86 to #52 - wiljones (09/01/2012) [-]
well sure they wouldent allow it but. but if pokemon were real we STILL wouldent give a **** what they think
User avatar #3 - chayio (08/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, history would have been awesome, seeing a Pokemon battle between Hitler and Stalin.

User avatar #135 to #3 - fargone (09/01/2012) [-]
But the wars would have been horrifying
-ly awesome!
#12 to #3 - inkythesquid (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh god the mental image...
Oh god the mental image...
User avatar #2 - swampert (08/31/2012) [-]
God if he exists was actually being merciful by giving Malaria instead of homocidal super powered animals that would probably lead to extinction
User avatar #26 to #2 - commontroll (09/01/2012) [-]
Agreed. We're talking about animals that literally summon storms, tidal waves, rock slides, volcanic eruptions, etc.
User avatar #166 - bestestname ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
play Sims and you will find out why God made diseases and stuff like that
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#97 - anon (09/01/2012) [-]
To me, OP will always just be that
guy who could have made OC
real.

But Instead was all like, nah man, reposts.
#4 - callmeicy (08/31/2012) [-]
If mine didnt make it to the front page I hope yours does.



funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3568656/God/
#9 - sarc (08/31/2012) [-]
To me, OP will always be that guy who could have posted OC.
But instead was all like, nah man, ****** Repost.

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3949676/Yep/
Pro tip. Make things better when you repost.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - proudnerd (08/31/2012) [-]
not technically, but that's like taking the schematics for the Ford Mustang, calling it the Toyota Thunder, and selling it for cheaper.
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#14 to #13 - proudnerd (08/31/2012) [-]
This sums up my thoughts on the matter
User avatar #16 to #14 - sarc (09/01/2012) [-]
Hahahahahahaha, I just saw this....
Does THAT make it a repost too?
User avatar #17 to #16 - proudnerd (09/01/2012) [-]
Kind of, but 90% of picture comments are reposts, they're not intended to be OC. So it doesnt really matter
#122 - anon (09/01/2012) [-]
What if they're on another planet and He put them there as a reward for exploring the universe?
#141 - dashdashdash (09/01/2012) [-]
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