Bill Nye motherfucker. Proof it happened: dailycurrant.com/2012/08/30/bill-nye-blasts-todd-akin-challenges-debate/. Look, these people they' re fucking retarded
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Bill Nye motherfucker

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Look, these people they' re fucking retarded.
Rape can' t cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality?
I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism?
Who can possibly take these people seriously
anymore? Now they don' t even believe
in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin
think babies come from? Does he think there are
separate storks for people who were raped
and people who weren' t?
Hey look at me! I' m the rape storm I drop off
all my babies directly at the orphanage.'
He' s a fucking idiot. Just a plain fucking idiot.
I' m sorry - I don' t say that word very often -
but it happens to fit in this case.
He' s just a fucking idiot...
So Todd I got an offer for you. You and me.
Any time. Any place. Debating science
I' ll bring the facts,
and you bring the Vaseline.
Because your ass is gonna fucking need it
when I' m done whipping."
Actual quote from Bill Nye,
The Fucking Science Guy
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Submitted: 08/31/2012
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#39 - eternalcorn (08/31/2012) [+] (11 replies)
he seriously did not fucking say that. the daily currant is a fake news site like the onion. bill nye is all about teaching children about science, not calling people 'fucking idiots.'   
how can you be so thick to think this could possibly even be true?
he seriously did not fucking say that. the daily currant is a fake news site like the onion. bill nye is all about teaching children about science, not calling people 'fucking idiots.'
how can you be so thick to think this could possibly even be true?
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#73 - spangle (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #10 - I Am Monkey (08/31/2012) [-]
Your source is satire.
Your argument is invalid.

The Daily Currant is a parody site like the Onion.
#71 - PickleTickle (08/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Guys, guys, listen. I know it's not real, I posted it because it was funny. Stop getting so butthurt over it.
Guys, guys, listen. I know it's not real, I posted it because it was funny. Stop getting so butthurt over it.
User avatar #732 - potential (09/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**potential rolls 3** How many fucks I give.
#327 - expeditas (08/31/2012) [-]
And then he became spider man
#529 - ponyfcker (08/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#417 - kimiixpyro (08/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#415 - moustachefingers (08/31/2012) [-]
He has had similar rants about republicans in the past.
He is the hero that Gotham deserves.

HFW arguments.
User avatar #237 - psydoc (08/31/2012) [-]
"This shit is totally fake"
-Abraham Lincoln quoting Jesus
#96 - Tazdingo (08/31/2012) [-]
Fucking lost it at "you bring the Vaseline"
#108 - Joseph Stalin (08/31/2012) [-]
"I'm the rape stork"
#67 - badgerbaiting (08/31/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Fake. He never said that.
#291 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Because your ass is gonna fucking need it when I'm done whipping" -Bill Nye, The bad-ass guy.
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User avatar #69 - aothos (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
May have been fake, but admit it, you still enjoyed reading it in his voice.
User avatar #51 - kieranbaker (08/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
On behalf of all sane Christians I apologize for their stupidity
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