Bill Nye motherfucker. Proof it happened: dailycurrant.com/2012/08/30/bill-nye-blasts-todd-akin-challenges-debate/. Look, these people they' re retarded. Rape c
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Bill Nye motherfucker

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Look, these people they' re ******* retarded.
Rape can' t cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality?
I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism?
Who can possibly take these people seriously
anymore? Now they don' t even believe
in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin
think babies come from? Does he think there are
separate storks for people who were raped
and people who weren' t?
Hey look at me! I' m the rape storm I drop off
all my babies directly at the orphanage.'
He' s a ******* idiot. Just a plain ******* idiot.
I' m sorry - I don' t say that word very often -
but it happens to fit in this case.
He' s just a ******* idiot...
So Todd I got an offer for you. You and me.
Any time. Any place. Debating science
I' ll bring the facts,
and you bring the Vaseline.
Because your ass is gonna ******* need it
when I' m done whipping."
Actual quote from Bill Nye,
The ******* Science Guy
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Submitted: 08/31/2012
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User avatar #781 - creepyeevee (11/23/2012) [-]
Bill nye became my hero the day I read this. being dead serious here.
User avatar #782 to #781 - creepyeevee (11/23/2012) [-]
Oh, it's fake whoops. Still think the guy is awsome.
#768 - anonymous (09/01/2012) [-]
The Daily Currant is similar to The Onion News Network. On their website is a disclaimer that NOT ONE OF THEIR STORIES IS ACTUALLY TRUE. So, while I love the idea, Bill Nye did NOT actually say this.
User avatar #767 - kargale ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
well, technically speaking only a small amount of rape victims get pregnant because the emotional effects of being raped sends the body into a shutdown/unresponsive mode where not much is happening, and it is infact harder to get them pregnant aslong as it isnt rape that is happening repeatedly over a period of time.
#769 to #767 - anonymous (09/01/2012) [-]
There is absolutely zero evidence to support that claim. Sperm doesn't understand rape, nor does the egg. If the woman is currently fertile, i.e. she has "dropped an egg," rape can and often does cause pregnancy.
User avatar #755 - theencyclopedia (09/01/2012) [-]
wait? bill nye said that? i completely agree with that but if bill nye said that then his public image will be scarred because of the cursing in it
#780 to #755 - anonymous (09/03/2012) [-]
it's not real
#753 - dawgy (09/01/2012) [-]
Bring the Vaseline.
#752 - danxp (09/01/2012) [-]
Unfortunately, this is fake.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/billnye.asp
That kinda pissed me off, because it's totally something I could imagine him saying.

Dammit.
#751 - anonymous (09/01/2012) [-]
This is real? I think it's fake, but if this is real then God damn. This is hilarious.
#750 - anonymous (09/01/2012) [-]
im not supporting or bashing whatever everyone is arguing about,
but only about 5% of rape victims become pregnant.
#749 - trolololer (09/01/2012) [-]
That. Was ******* awesome.
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#748 to #747 - anonymous (09/01/2012) [-]
Aaand... I lost faith in humanity. because of YOUR stupidity in ONE comment.
#745 - anonymous (09/01/2012) [-]
Top right corner of the site you dumbasses....
#743 - magneticmonopole (09/01/2012) [-]
**magneticmonopole rolls 7** on a scale of one to ten, how legit this post sounds.
#736 - langerbanger (09/01/2012) [-]
when he proves tom wrong .....
User avatar #732 - potential (09/01/2012) [-]
**potential rolls 3** How many ***** I give.
User avatar #734 to #732 - potential (09/01/2012) [-]
**potential rolls 3** How many I should give.
User avatar #763 to #734 - rofresko (09/01/2012) [-]
**rofresko rolls 9**
how many ***** i give
User avatar #764 to #763 - rofresko (09/01/2012) [-]
**rofresko rolls 6**
how many i dont give anymore
#740 to #734 - MaccaBird (09/01/2012) [-]
Looks like everything worked out then!
Looks like everything worked out then!
#731 - kornadth (09/01/2012) [-]
**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #168396 at Anime & Manga ** what would i do in this situation
#729 - morningpanda (09/01/2012) [-]
I find this HILARIOUS, but it came from the daily current, a satirical news paper.
(sorry if someone already said this)
User avatar #766 to #720 - liquidassassin (09/01/2012) [-]
Scared the **** out of me
#705 - anonymous (09/01/2012) [-]
This is as fake as the people who thumbed this up are dumb.
User avatar #704 - zukowashere (09/01/2012) [-]
I have no idea what's going on.

Apparently Todd Akin said something about rape and a hurricane and now everyone hates him?
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#710 to #704 - anonymous (09/01/2012) [-]
He defended a man who raped a young girl and said it wasn't "rape, rape" even though it was a forced rape. Then he called for the rapist to not be prosecuted for his crime. No, wait... that was the women from The View.
#708 to #704 - anonymous (09/01/2012) [-]
He said that abortion is never right, not even in cases of rape
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