Bill Nye motherfucker. Proof it happened: dailycurrant.com/2012/08/30/bill-nye-blasts-todd-akin-challenges-debate/. Look, these people they' re retarded. Rape c booty
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Bill Nye motherfucker

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Look, these people they' re ******* retarded.
Rape can' t cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality?
I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism?
Who can possibly take these people seriously
anymore? Now they don' t even believe
in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin
think babies come from? Does he think there are
separate storks for people who were raped
and people who weren' t?
Hey look at me! I' m the rape storm I drop off
all my babies directly at the orphanage.'
He' s a ******* idiot. Just a plain ******* idiot.
I' m sorry - I don' t say that word very often -
but it happens to fit in this case.
He' s just a ******* idiot...
So Todd I got an offer for you. You and me.
Any time. Any place. Debating science
I' ll bring the facts,
and you bring the Vaseline.
Because your ass is gonna ******* need it
when I' m done whipping."
Actual quote from Bill Nye,
The ******* Science Guy
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#39 - eternalcorn (08/31/2012) [+] (11 replies)
he seriously did not 						*******					 say that. the daily currant is a fake news site like the onion. bill nye is all about teaching children about science, not calling people '						*******					 idiots.'   
how can you be so thick to think this could possibly even be true?
he seriously did not ******* say that. the daily currant is a fake news site like the onion. bill nye is all about teaching children about science, not calling people ' ******* idiots.'
how can you be so thick to think this could possibly even be true?
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#73 - spangle (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #10 - I Am Monkey (08/31/2012) [-]
Your source is satire.
Your argument is invalid.

The Daily Currant is a parody site like the Onion.
#71 - PickleTickle (08/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Guys, guys, listen. I know it's not real, I posted it because it was funny. Stop getting so butthurt over it.
Guys, guys, listen. I know it's not real, I posted it because it was funny. Stop getting so butthurt over it.
User avatar #732 - potential (09/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**potential rolls 3** How many ***** I give.
#327 - expeditas (08/31/2012) [-]
And then he became spider man
#529 - ponyfcker (08/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#417 - kimiixpyro (08/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#415 - moustachefingers (08/31/2012) [-]
He has had similar rants about republicans in the past.
He is the hero that Gotham deserves.

HFW arguments.
User avatar #237 - psydoc (08/31/2012) [-]
"This **** is totally fake"
-Abraham Lincoln quoting Jesus
#96 - Tazdingo (08/31/2012) [-]
******* lost it at "you bring the Vaseline"
#108 - Joseph Stalin (08/31/2012) [-]
"I'm the rape stork"
#67 - badgerbaiting (08/31/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Fake. He never said that.
#291 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Because your ass is gonna ******* need it when I'm done whipping" -Bill Nye, The bad-ass guy.
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User avatar #69 - aothos (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
May have been fake, but admit it, you still enjoyed reading it in his voice.
User avatar #51 - kieranbaker (08/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
On behalf of all sane Christians I apologize for their stupidity
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