Use other door. found on FB not mine.. I had this company that i delivered packages to daily while i worked at FedEx, and everytime i stepped out of the car, i had to run like a to the front door, si goose
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#6 - potatos (08/31/2012) [-]
I had this company that i delivered packages to daily while i worked at FedEx, and everytime i stepped out of the car, i had to run like a ************ to the front door, since there lived an angry seagull in the parking lot.
He attacked, and he attacked hard if you weren't quick.
#27 to #6 - Shmuck (08/31/2012) [-]
That's right bitch, run away.....   
   
uhhh...   
   
			****		. 			****		! 			****		!!!!FUUUUUUCK
That's right bitch, run away.....

uhhh...

**** . **** ! **** !!!!FUUUUUUCK

User avatar #11 to #6 - heirofaniu (08/31/2012) [-]
Kick it.
User avatar #38 to #11 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2012) [-]
Yes, excellent idea, kick the flying ball of fury. I guess you also enjoy setting fish on fire and stapling water to trees.
#94 to #38 - yoandrefj (08/31/2012) [-]
you have obviously underestimated the power of the human mind my friend
User avatar #111 to #94 - bulbakip (08/31/2012) [-]
the internet really does have everything.
#69 to #38 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
Haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Thank you good Sir, and have a great day!
User avatar #77 to #38 - heirofaniu (08/31/2012) [-]
Bud, Seagulls are small game. Where I live we get attacked by Canadian Geese and Trumpeter Swans.
User avatar #21 - psydoc (08/31/2012) [-]
People probably feed it.
#45 to #21 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
It has a nest nearby
#96 - happycappy (08/31/2012) [-]
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#72 - Creant (08/31/2012) [-]
Its a goose, not a ******* crocodile. Kick it, punch it, grab it's neck or something.

ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE AS THE ALPHA MALE, LET HIM KNOW THAT HE DOESN'T **** WITH YOU!
User avatar #140 to #72 - littlenish (09/01/2012) [-]
Dude, Canadian Geese will hiss at you, they will snap, they will summon demons, just to stop you from ******* with them.
#109 to #72 - arbazio (08/31/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who read the last sentence in his voice?...
#117 to #72 - ChiefBandit (08/31/2012) [-]
You don't **** with Canadian Geese.
They remain still until you get close enough and then BAM.
Scary ************* .
User avatar #81 to #72 - BowChickaBowWow (08/31/2012) [-]
You've never been attacked by a goose, have you? Where there's one, there's at least 8 more nearby.
#95 to #81 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
******* legend of zelda all over again
User avatar #116 to #95 - BowChickaBowWow (08/31/2012) [-]
Pretty much.
#84 to #81 - Creant (08/31/2012) [-]
Whats the worst a goose is gonna do, screech at me and scratch me up? Your average teen has enough strength in one solid punch to the head to make a goose back the **** off.
User avatar #92 to #84 - BowChickaBowWow (08/31/2012) [-]
When you have 10 20lb birds screaming, biting, and flying into you, there isn't a damn thing you can do to get them to stop. Sure, you might get one or two, but you've still got 160lbs of bird to deal with. Though I suppose you could use your edgyness to keep them away. Just be careful not to cut yourself of it.
User avatar #107 to #92 - Creant (08/31/2012) [-]
What if you were to use a stick like a bo-staff, how many could you get then.
User avatar #115 to #107 - BowChickaBowWow (08/31/2012) [-]
If you know how to use it? You might be able to keep them off of you, but your best bet to stop the geese is to get the hell away. They'll follow you.
#112 to #107 - arbazio (08/31/2012) [-]
Only if this guy's using it
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#143 to #136 - anon (09/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, You've been attacked by one goose. Try being attacked by 10. Or 15. They come in flocks, ******* .
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#15 - janeedwards (08/31/2012) [-]
this happens in Canada all the time
#138 - standingbehindyou (09/01/2012) [-]
I am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking in a dark road
At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when it's dark

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that someone's always there...


Geese, ducks, all the same, right?
User avatar #148 to #138 - princebroken (09/01/2012) [-]
yup
#26 - Shmuck (08/31/2012) [-]
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#145 - bakkenmetbaard ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Also: HFW
Also: HFW
#40 - waffies (08/31/2012) [-]
Meanwhile, outside a convenience store at the south pole.
Meanwhile, outside a convenience store at the south pole.
User avatar #46 to #40 - poutinesalad (08/31/2012) [-]
that penguin would get a swift boot to the nuggets
User avatar #137 to #118 - littlenish (09/01/2012) [-]
Geese hiss at you.
User avatar #120 to #118 - zarcos (08/31/2012) [-]
geese go HONK!
User avatar #135 to #120 - moustachefingers (09/01/2012) [-]
geese don't play by your rules skippy.
#147 - fnerkfnerk (09/01/2012) [-]
otherwise known as the North American Assholebird.
#144 - bakkenmetbaard ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #32 - annoyingsmartguy (08/31/2012) [-]
Kick goose in face.
Goose does not attack me next time.
#44 to #32 - johniskill (08/31/2012) [-]
I dunno man... That goose looks like he means some serious **** .. :L
User avatar #29 - cwarrider (08/31/2012) [-]
Maaan **** the goose. Break its neck and cook him for dinner!
#30 to #29 - femalealert (08/31/2012) [-]
You've obviously never been attacked by a goose. Those crazy ************* .
User avatar #39 to #29 - danster (08/31/2012) [-]
>Fighting a bird
Just be glad it hasn't broken in and killed everyone.
User avatar #97 - doctordalek (08/31/2012) [-]
Then punch the ******* goose.
#149 - thelastgemini (09/01/2012) [-]
Reminds me of a little story that happened a while back...a story that reminds me of why I ******* hate everything about these ************* .
>Walking in the park with an old friend of mine, because we didn't have much else to do.
>Suddenly, we spot an entire army of geese, chilling by the small little pond area.
>Friend starts laughing and dares me to go touch one of the geese.
>"Uh... **** you?"
>No ******* way in hell I'm going to touch one of those bastards.
>He just laughs at me, and says "whatever, I'll touch one."
>I know this is a terrible idea, but because I wanted him to learn his lesson, I just let him go for it.
>Friend starts to inch closer to the giant group, and suddenly we both realize something.
>All of the geese are surrounding one giant one, but keeping a distance at the same time.
>Friend stops dead in his tracks and notices that the giant beast is slowly turning in his direction.
>It makes a war cry that could only be described as some evil car honking from hell.
>All of the other geese get into attack mode, stand up straight, and start to charge towards my friend.
> *******************
>Both of us run as fast as we can, to avoid these psychotic asshole birds.
>Both made it out of the situation alive.
>To this day, neither of us will ever go near geese again.

#70 - swiftcoyote (08/31/2012) [-]
Jesus ******* christ just shoot the goose.
#60 - visualmind (08/31/2012) [-]
this
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