Use other door. found on FB not mine.. I had this company that i delivered packages to daily while i worked at FedEx, and everytime i stepped out of the car, i had to run like a to the front door, si goose
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#6 - potatos ONLINE (08/31/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I had this company that i delivered packages to daily while i worked at FedEx, and everytime i stepped out of the car, i had to run like a ************ to the front door, since there lived an angry seagull in the parking lot.
He attacked, and he attacked hard if you weren't quick.
User avatar #38 to #11 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2012) [-]
Yes, excellent idea, kick the flying ball of fury. I guess you also enjoy setting fish on fire and stapling water to trees.
#72 - Creant (08/31/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Its a goose, not a ******* crocodile. Kick it, punch it, grab it's neck or something.

ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE AS THE ALPHA MALE, LET HIM KNOW THAT HE DOESN'T **** WITH YOU!
User avatar #21 - psydoc (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
People probably feed it.
#118 - moustachefingers (08/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Tweet tweet ************ .
#96 - happycappy (08/31/2012) [-]
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#48 - darkdanger (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#15 - janeedwards (08/31/2012) [-]
this happens in Canada all the time
#138 - standingbehindyou ONLINE (09/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking in a dark road
At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when it's dark

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that someone's always there...


Geese, ducks, all the same, right?
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User avatar #121 to #106 - zarcos (08/31/2012) [-]
you have obviously never encountered a goose before...
#145 - bakkenmetbaard (09/01/2012) [-]
Also: HFW
Also: HFW
#40 - waffies ONLINE (08/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Meanwhile, outside a convenience store at the south pole.
Meanwhile, outside a convenience store at the south pole.
User avatar #29 - cwarrider (08/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Maaan **** the goose. Break its neck and cook him for dinner!
#147 - fnerkfnerk (09/01/2012) [-]
otherwise known as the North American Assholebird.
User avatar #97 - doctordalek (08/31/2012) [-]
Then punch the ******* goose.
#5 - unmercifulgod (08/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Oh. It's THIS picture again.
User avatar #32 - annoyingsmartguy (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Kick goose in face.
Goose does not attack me next time.
#149 - thelastgemini (09/01/2012) [-]
Reminds me of a little story that happened a while back...a story that reminds me of why I ******* hate everything about these ************* .
>Walking in the park with an old friend of mine, because we didn't have much else to do.
>Suddenly, we spot an entire army of geese, chilling by the small little pond area.
>Friend starts laughing and dares me to go touch one of the geese.
>"Uh... **** you?"
>No ******* way in hell I'm going to touch one of those bastards.
>He just laughs at me, and says "whatever, I'll touch one."
>I know this is a terrible idea, but because I wanted him to learn his lesson, I just let him go for it.
>Friend starts to inch closer to the giant group, and suddenly we both realize something.
>All of the geese are surrounding one giant one, but keeping a distance at the same time.
>Friend stops dead in his tracks and notices that the giant beast is slowly turning in his direction.
>It makes a war cry that could only be described as some evil car honking from hell.
>All of the other geese get into attack mode, stand up straight, and start to charge towards my friend.
> *******************
>Both of us run as fast as we can, to avoid these psychotic asshole birds.
>Both made it out of the situation alive.
>To this day, neither of us will ever go near geese again.

#70 - swiftcoyote (08/31/2012) [-]
Jesus ******* christ just shoot the goose.
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