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#473 - linxus ONLINE
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(08/31/2012) [-]
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY **** IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS **** COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. ****.
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT **** AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS ******* KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, ******. THOSE ******* TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ******* SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY ****, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? **** YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO **** YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT *******.
SO CALL 1- NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU
THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1- THAT'S ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE
CALL NAO!
#505 to #473 - sjakk ONLINE
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Billy mays was a saint ;(
#481 to #473 - chezburgadominator
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(08/31/2012) [-]
I'll take 20.   
   
-Dials 180-0781-7529-   
   
*The number you have dialed is nonexistant*   
-crys alittle inside-
I'll take 20.

-Dials 180-0781-7529-

*The number you have dialed is nonexistant*
-crys alittle inside-
#479 to #473 - anon
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(08/31/2012) [-]
I meant to post as anonymous.
#477 to #473 - legitturtle **User deleted account**
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