Copy Cat Jesus. Well, lets have fun having a religious debate now. Sits back and waits for impending storm. Ira written down Born of The virgin Harry. years ago
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Copy Cat Jesus

Well, lets have fun having a religious debate now. *Sits back and waits for impending **** storm*

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#62 - Sammael (08/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
About two thirds of this would make any egyptologist cry.
#64 to #62 - Sammael (08/31/2012) [-]
lets see
Isis was not virgin, she was wife of Oziris who impregnated herself with his penis.
Jesus was not born on december 25th, that date was picked in 3rd century, Since roman census' took place after harvest season, Jesus would most likely been born between september and october.
She fled FROM egypt to marsh lands of Nile to hide from SETH not Typhon.
Anup and El-Azur-Us were invented in 19th century, there is no earlier records of them. None in any records.
He did preform miracles, didn't walk but RISEN from water.
He wasn't crucified (another 19th century invention, egyptians didn't use crucifiction till they became part of helenic culture) he was stung by scorpion and died, burried in a tomb and ressurected.

Remaning two facts are correct.
Now you know.
#188 - enormity (08/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#249 - arawan (08/31/2012) [-]
Somebody just watched Zeitgeist....then preceded not to fact check a single thing. Obviously skepticism has make you highly intelligent and unquestionable rational.
#171 - Vandeekree (08/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Alot of this is not right about Horus. Many of the claims are simply false and aren't found in Egyptian mythology and the ones that are are very skewed...so thanks alot for this rather attacking atheist post.
#90 - buttholee (08/31/2012) [-]
SAME IDEA IN DIFFERENT STORY DOSEN'T MAKE IT OC!
User avatar #10 - theaceofthespade (08/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
A lot of Horrus' stuff is all really really stretched, if not flat out wrong
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#134 - sotalokki (08/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
OP skipped classes in school.
OP skipped classes in school.
#99 - tomdabombdisturbed (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If Egypt was Apple they would sue.
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User avatar #229 - belikea (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Just a few things I noticed... 1. Horus was a god from the start
2. Typhon is Greek
3. Isis was married to Osiris... who said she was a virgin?
#181 - alucardarian (08/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**** this post. **** you OP you ******* faggot. And **** all you rejects that thumbed this ********* up. I'm a hardcore atheist but this is ******* misinformation pisses me off. If you want to argue against Christianity then actually ******* pick up some books and get an education before opening your mouth. This post obviously is based off of Zeitgeist: The Movie, which by the way is a ******* awful documentary with absolutely zero research done. Anyone with internet access can google Horus and Jesus and see that they have almost nothing in common. This ******* post is no better than those overly zealous Christianity trying to shove ******** down our throats.
#243 - xaxas (08/31/2012) [-]
but Horus was never crucified...
User avatar #177 - nweb (08/31/2012) [-]
Just another copied thing Apple is going to try to sue.
#119 - serotonin (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Typhon? Gods of Greek pantheon fled to Egypt to escape the wrath of Typhon...but Horus? Going by this he escaped from Egypt to....Egypt?
#47 - nahingerii (08/31/2012) [-]
HE ALSO HAD A ************* FALCON HEAD
User avatar #141 - aboutfortyllamas (08/31/2012) [-]
Horus was jesus before it was cool.
#131 - anino (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Plus Horus allows the power to create Tornadoes and summon the Avenger once I reach the Mythic Age
#128 - trollnot (08/31/2012) [+] (7 replies)
To bad none of this is true and Typhon is part of the Greek pantheon. Good try op I thought it was good a first and then Looked at that big steaming pile of horse **** coming out of your mouth. Next time do you Egyptian gods right and I might believe you.

And as the December 25th thing. Everyone already ******* knows Jesus wasn't born on December 25th it became like that to swallow up and old roman tradition of celebrating with a feast on December 25th.
#112 - EdwardNigma (08/31/2012) [-]
First thing with Horus was wrong. Osiris dicked Isis good.   
   
I doubt almost everything from there.
First thing with Horus was wrong. Osiris dicked Isis good.

I doubt almost everything from there.
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