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Well, lets have fun having a religious debate now. *Sits back and waits for impending **** storm*

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#355 - extrememetal (08/31/2012) [-]
I've always been questioning these but never really said it.

1. Why is it always Atheist vs Christians?
2. Why are people posting these kind of **** without even researching?
3. The difference between Christians and Atheists is faith. No statement will ever change the minds of a true Christian/Atheist. It's a matter of what they truly believe.
4. Why do kids believe in everything they see on the internet?
5. Why do kids try to sound intelligent by pretty much rephrasing what they found on google to support their arguments?

Seriously fed up with the religious debates. It's probably a good idea to not publicly state your philosophical opinion until you're at least 30, which if you are, you probably shouldn't be on this site.
#338 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [-]
Isis wasn't a virgin, she was Ra's sister that he slept with. horus's birthday wasn't

December 25th, neither was Jesus's. Christmas was moved to replace the birthday of Mithra, roman god of light.

Typhon was greek, seroiusly...

never taught by humans.

never baptized.

had a following of priests, dot disciples, more than twelve.

nobody name El-Azur-us

was not transigured

only the last two titles

never crucified.

so...yeah...
#356 to #338 - commontroll (08/31/2012) [-]
Man. Anon's throwing it down.
Man. Anon's throwing it down.
User avatar #345 to #338 - zzforrest (08/31/2012) [-]
Anon.
Nice job.
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#330 - eastwoodpark **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#337 to #330 - immahdawlphin (08/31/2012) [-]
did anyone force you to read this image? no, they didnt. go **** yourself.
#349 to #337 - adrenacrome (08/31/2012) [-]
Someone forced me to read it.....
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#347 to #337 - eastwoodpark **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#327 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [-]
scumbag jesus.....
User avatar #341 to #323 - zzforrest (08/31/2012) [-]
So the second coming of jesus would be the second coming of the second coming of horus.
Do the math. That's the 4th coming of horus.
SO WHEN WAS THE THIRD????
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
And yes, I know that it would be the 3rd.
User avatar #321 - TheWacoKid (08/31/2012) [-]
I mean, this all may be true, but Jesus was a real man that really lived and was actually crucified regardless of whether or not you think he's the son of God. I doubt Jesus or the Jews/Romans that crucified him had Horus in mind when they did that.
User avatar #319 - derangedberger (08/31/2012) [-]
Not to offend anyone, but I see this as meaning that like Egyptian myth, modern religions will one day be looked back at as primitive stories.
#343 to #319 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [-]
My thoughts exactly. The only major difference in the two is the time period.
User avatar #315 - commontroll (08/31/2012) [-]
We celebrate Christmas because of the Nordic celebrations that were at the same time, last time I checked, Horus never was resurrected, Horus wouldn't have been called the "Son of God" or any of those. He was considered his own deity and was the son of Ra.

The rest of the stuff, I can't say whether or not that's correct, because I haven't looked into Egyptian mythology a whole lot.
#373 to #315 - johnshepherd (09/01/2012) [-]
Actually, our Christmas was based on the Roman tradition of Saturnalia, which occurred around the same time and was deeply rooted in Roman culture. The Christmas trees we use, their decorations, giving gifts, and a few other traditions are actually things the Church adopted so that Romans could keep what was technically a pagan ceremony, but practically a secular holiday, without breaking away from the faith they converted to. Since nobody knows Jesus' real "birthday," everybody's cool with the feast day being in December.

The more you know!
User avatar #374 to #373 - commontroll (09/01/2012) [-]
Also because of the Scandinavians though. Most of our traditions for Christmas and such are based on their winter solstice celebrations.
#376 to #374 - johnshepherd (09/01/2012) [-]
While they did have a winter festival, it was of secondary influence, as the main hub, so to speak, of early Christianity was in Rome and was thus influenced by Roman culture more than the cultures that celebrated Yule. That's not to say that some things didn't come from it, the Christmas Ham and caroling, for example, but their influence is negligible compared to that of Saturnalia's.

Thank's for making me re-consider the Scandinavian aspect though, I didn't know that Yule was responsible for caroling. The more we know, I guess.
User avatar #377 to #376 - commontroll (09/01/2012) [-]
As well as the Yule log and such, and using a pine tree that you put in the middle of the house. I think they also gave gifts.

It's pretty interesting to me to be honest. And no problem, you also taught me about Saturnalia.
#378 to #377 - johnshepherd (09/01/2012) [-]
Mutual exchange of learning!
User avatar #379 to #378 - commontroll (09/01/2012) [-]
This inspires me to dance!
#381 to #379 - commontroll (09/01/2012) [-]
Crap. It didn't fully upload.
Crap. It didn't fully upload.
#380 to #379 - johnshepherd (09/01/2012) [-]
Join me, brother!
Join me, brother!
#335 to #315 - immahdawlphin (08/31/2012) [-]
son Isis and Osiris dumbass. your argument is invalid.
User avatar #340 to #335 - commontroll (08/31/2012) [-]
I'm just saying. He was the son of a deity yes, but he wasn't literally called "God's anointed son," "The Lamb of God," or anything else along those lines. Your counter-argument is invalid, because you can't friggin' read.
#306 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (08/31/2012) [-]
so atheists get a point?
#322 to #306 - adrenacrome (08/31/2012) [-]
Nope. None of that is true. This is utter ******** . Look up the Egyptian myths.
#325 to #322 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (08/31/2012) [-]
Didn't learn an important fact of life and **** today...
#302 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [-]
maybe they are just different interpretations of the same story =)
User avatar #297 - ireallylikepotatoe ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
You know that game Chinese whispers where a sentence is retold and usually ends up a bit different at the end?

Well yeah.
#326 to #297 - adrenacrome (08/31/2012) [-]
Chinese whispers?  I thought it was called telephone.
Chinese whispers? I thought it was called telephone.
User avatar #329 to #326 - ireallylikepotatoe ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
I grew up calling it Chinese whispers. That's what they called it in my primary school.

...ironically a christian primary school.
#339 to #329 - adrenacrome (08/31/2012) [-]
Well that makes sense. I do find Christians to be some of the most racist people around, and I am one. Which is really ironic. Well except for the Chinese. Man, they are the most racist people on the planet. Go ahead. Ask an Asian about black people. The Klu Klux Klan would be offended.
User avatar #296 - lolfire (08/31/2012) [-]
Somebodies been watching Zeitgeist.
#295 - abeam (08/31/2012) [-]
Funny thing is that there isn't really a ********* , just a bunch of people saying there is a ********* , and some people saying they will research this.
#342 to #295 - adrenacrome (08/31/2012) [-]
Ok I'll start.

YOUR VIEWS ON REALITY ARE INCORRECT AND I SEVERELY DOUBT YOUR CREDENTIALS!!!!
User avatar #344 to #342 - abeam (08/31/2012) [-]
RAHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD WILL SEND YOU TO HELL!
#351 to #344 - adrenacrome (08/31/2012) [-]
POTATO!!!!!!!
User avatar #353 to #351 - abeam (08/31/2012) [-]
YOUR LOGIC IS INVALID! POTATO'S WERE ONCE POTATO MONKEYS!
#357 to #353 - adrenacrome (08/31/2012) [-]
A POTATO CAN'T HAVE EVOLVED FROM A POTATO MONKEY BECAUSE POTATO MONKEYS STILL EXISTS!!! WHY DIDN'T THEY EVOLVE INTO POTATOES TOO???!!! HUHUH? PIC RELATED!!!!!!
User avatar #359 to #357 - abeam (08/31/2012) [-]
THATS MY GRANDMA! DONT BRING HER INTO THIS!
#360 to #359 - adrenacrome (08/31/2012) [-]
SHE'S MY GRANDMA TOO!!!! SO YOU DON'T BRING ME BRINGING HER INTO THIS INTO THIS!!!!

Wait, fred? Is that you?
User avatar #365 to #360 - abeam (09/01/2012) [-]
Brother! I thought you were dead! Once that big black guy got a hold of your butthole, I thought that you were a goner!
#290 - mmmilovemeth (08/31/2012) [-]
What you talking about, that's Horus!
#309 to #290 - valyn (08/31/2012) [-]
i smell heresy...
#299 to #290 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [-]
When I read Horus I was like, wait what?
#280 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [-]
This is a ******** myth composed by an atheist theorist that not even most scientists take seriously. And I'm an atheist.
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#292 to #280 - famouspork (08/31/2012) [-]
I'll study this case LOL
User avatar #277 - lemmingonesevenone (08/31/2012) [-]
Jesus's birthday isn't 25th December... Christmas originates from the winter solstice...
#283 to #277 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [-]
Can you read? It says his birthday is celebrated on the 25th, not that it is then.
User avatar #284 to #283 - lemmingonesevenone (08/31/2012) [-]
Sorry, i guess i misread it.
User avatar #282 to #277 - faithrider (08/31/2012) [-]
right. and then the catholics used that celebration to appeal to the "pagans"
#313 to #282 - bulbakip (08/31/2012) [-]
Looks like you read The Da Vinci Code as well.
User avatar #324 to #313 - commontroll (08/31/2012) [-]
Or just looked into history...
User avatar #316 to #313 - faithrider (08/31/2012) [-]
actually i looked it up in the encarta encyclpedia


but i have read the book (never seen the movie)
#276 - alstorp (08/31/2012) [-]
MFW the 						*********
MFW the *********
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