Copy Cat Jesus. Well, lets have fun having a religious debate now. Sits back and waits for impending storm. Ira written down Born of The virgin Harry. years ago Copy Cat Jesus Well lets have fun having a religious debate now Sits back and waits for impending storm Ira written down Born of The virgin Harry years ago
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Copy Cat Jesus. Well, lets have fun having a religious debate now. Sits back and waits for impending storm. Ira written down Born of The virgin Harry. years ago

Well, lets have fun having a religious debate now. *Sits back and waits for impending **** storm*

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#62 - Sammael
Reply +36
(08/31/2012) [-]
About two thirds of this would make any egyptologist cry.
#64 to #62 - Sammael
Reply +67
(08/31/2012) [-]
lets see
Isis was not virgin, she was wife of Oziris who impregnated herself with his penis.
Jesus was not born on december 25th, that date was picked in 3rd century, Since roman census' took place after harvest season, Jesus would most likely been born between september and october.
She fled FROM egypt to marsh lands of Nile to hide from SETH not Typhon.
Anup and El-Azur-Us were invented in 19th century, there is no earlier records of them. None in any records.
He did preform miracles, didn't walk but RISEN from water.
He wasn't crucified (another 19th century invention, egyptians didn't use crucifiction till they became part of helenic culture) he was stung by scorpion and died, burried in a tomb and ressurected.

Remaning two facts are correct.
Now you know.
#65 to #64 - generaljosh
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Side note, December 25th didn't exist when Horus was born, the Gregorian calender was created by the Romans
#66 to #65 - beerholder
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(08/31/2012) [-]
The Iulian Calendar was made by the Romans. The Gregorian Calendar was made by pope Gregor the *insert roman numerals here*.
#188 - enormity
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#189 to #188 - feelman
Reply -1
(08/31/2012) [-]
does this look like the face of mercy
#208 to #188 - Capit
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(08/31/2012) [-]
#249 - arawan
Reply +23
(08/31/2012) [-]
Somebody just watched Zeitgeist....then preceded not to fact check a single thing. Obviously skepticism has make you highly intelligent and unquestionable rational.
#171 - Vandeekree ONLINE
Reply +18
(08/31/2012) [-]
Alot of this is not right about Horus. Many of the claims are simply false and aren't found in Egyptian mythology and the ones that are are very skewed...so thanks alot for this rather attacking atheist post.
#178 to #171 - psydoc
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(08/31/2012) [-]
I'd also like to add, that the coming of Jesus wasn't a surprise. It was know about from the beginning of man (if you believe in the bible). So if there were similarities then it could just as easily be explained as a corruption of the pre-known story of Christ. Also Jesus wasn't born in December.
#300 to #171 - corkscrew
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(08/31/2012) [-]
did you purposely spell a lot like that?
#367 to #300 - Vandeekree ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/01/2012) [-]
Yes, I like alot a lot.
#368 to #367 - corkscrew
Reply 0
(09/01/2012) [-]
... i dont even
#369 to #368 - Vandeekree ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/01/2012) [-]
I only do it because I'm lonely...when I get lonely...I do that alot.
#90 - buttholee
Reply +18
(08/31/2012) [-]
SAME IDEA IN DIFFERENT STORY DOSEN'T MAKE IT OC!
#10 - theaceofthespade
Reply +17
(08/30/2012) [-]
A lot of Horrus' stuff is all really really stretched, if not flat out wrong
#15 to #10 - dubsmckenzie
Reply -5
(08/31/2012) [-]
And changing water into wine isn't?
#16 to #15 - theaceofthespade
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(08/31/2012) [-]
no, as in the horus stuff isn't even accurate mythology.  Not saying anything about whether or not the things happened - I'm saying that the comparisons are pointless if you get the mythologies wrong in the first place.
no, as in the horus stuff isn't even accurate mythology. Not saying anything about whether or not the things happened - I'm saying that the comparisons are pointless if you get the mythologies wrong in the first place.
#18 to #16 - carneymaster ONLINE
Reply +7
(08/31/2012) [-]
let alone the birth dates and the north star on both are wrong lol.
#19 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(08/31/2012) [-]
No one thinks Jesus was born on December 25. The people who made Christmas a holiday had no idea when Jesus's birthday was so they just put it where their Winter Festival used to be. He also wasn't born in 0 A.D.
#240 - admiralamory **User deleted account**
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#245 to #240 - yunablade
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(08/31/2012) [-]
THats why I always disliked catholic school, so boring.

Greek's mythology on the other hand, now that was tasty.

To be fair, the new testament have interesting parts, but most of them on the apocalypse book only XD
#134 - sotalokki
Reply +15
(08/31/2012) [-]
OP skipped classes in school.
OP skipped classes in school.
#145 to #134 - draezeth
Reply 0
(08/31/2012) [-]
What do you mean?
#162 to #145 - corundum
Reply 0
(08/31/2012) [-]
He got some of the mythology wrong.
#201 to #162 - kevlarx
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(08/31/2012) [-]
most*
#99 - tomdabombdisturbed
Reply +15
(08/31/2012) [-]
If Egypt was Apple they would sue.
#194 to #99 - stoffanator
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(08/31/2012) [-]
no since apple does everything second it would be jesus that sues
#271 - driken **User deleted account**
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