Copy Cat Jesus. Well, lets have fun having a religious debate now. Sits back and waits for impending storm. Ira written down Born of The virgin Harry. years ago
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Copy Cat Jesus. Well, lets have fun having a religious debate now. Sits back and waits for impending storm. Ira written down Born of The virgin Harry. years ago

Well, lets have fun having a religious debate now. *Sits back and waits for impending **** storm*

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#189 to #188 - feelman (08/31/2012) [-]
does this look like the face of mercy
#62 - Sammael (08/31/2012) [-]
About two thirds of this would make any egyptologist cry.
#64 to #62 - Sammael (08/31/2012) [-]
lets see
Isis was not virgin, she was wife of Oziris who impregnated herself with his penis.
Jesus was not born on december 25th, that date was picked in 3rd century, Since roman census' took place after harvest season, Jesus would most likely been born between september and october.
She fled FROM egypt to marsh lands of Nile to hide from SETH not Typhon.
Anup and El-Azur-Us were invented in 19th century, there is no earlier records of them. None in any records.
He did preform miracles, didn't walk but RISEN from water.
He wasn't crucified (another 19th century invention, egyptians didn't use crucifiction till they became part of helenic culture) he was stung by scorpion and died, burried in a tomb and ressurected.

Remaning two facts are correct.
Now you know.
User avatar #65 to #64 - generaljosh (08/31/2012) [-]
Side note, December 25th didn't exist when Horus was born, the Gregorian calender was created by the Romans
#66 to #65 - beerholder (08/31/2012) [-]
The Iulian Calendar was made by the Romans. The Gregorian Calendar was made by pope Gregor the *insert roman numerals here*.
#134 - sotalokki ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
OP skipped classes in school.
OP skipped classes in school.
User avatar #145 to #134 - draezeth (08/31/2012) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #162 to #145 - corundum (08/31/2012) [-]
He got some of the mythology wrong.
#201 to #162 - kevlarx (08/31/2012) [-]
most*
#99 - tomdabombdisturbed (08/31/2012) [-]
If Egypt was Apple they would sue.
User avatar #194 to #99 - stoffanator (08/31/2012) [-]
no since apple does everything second it would be jesus that sues
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#249 - arawan (08/31/2012) [-]
Somebody just watched Zeitgeist....then preceded not to fact check a single thing. Obviously skepticism has make you highly intelligent and unquestionable rational.
User avatar #229 - belikea (08/31/2012) [-]
Just a few things I noticed... 1. Horus was a god from the start
2. Typhon is Greek
3. Isis was married to Osiris... who said she was a virgin?
User avatar #232 to #229 - belikea (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh, and Horus wasn't ever crucified, buried, and ressurected, to my knowledge. His father, Osiris, on the other hand, was tricked into a coffin by a scheming brother (Set), and cut up, and his pieces were scattered. when they were regoined, Osiris came back to life, but as the God of the Underworld, not the King of Gods, his previous title that Set wanted, and which had been given to Osiris by Ra after Isis forced him to. Horus then went to avenge his father's death and take the throne from Set, but that's another story
#243 - xaxas (08/31/2012) [-]
but Horus was never crucified...
User avatar #177 - nweb (08/31/2012) [-]
Just another copied thing Apple is going to try to sue.
#171 - Vandeekree (08/31/2012) [-]
Alot of this is not right about Horus. Many of the claims are simply false and aren't found in Egyptian mythology and the ones that are are very skewed...so thanks alot for this rather attacking atheist post.
#300 to #171 - corkscrew (08/31/2012) [-]
did you purposely spell a lot like that?
User avatar #367 to #300 - Vandeekree (09/01/2012) [-]
Yes, I like alot a lot.
User avatar #368 to #367 - corkscrew (09/01/2012) [-]
... i dont even
User avatar #369 to #368 - Vandeekree (09/01/2012) [-]
I only do it because I'm lonely...when I get lonely...I do that alot.
User avatar #178 to #171 - psydoc (08/31/2012) [-]
I'd also like to add, that the coming of Jesus wasn't a surprise. It was know about from the beginning of man (if you believe in the bible). So if there were similarities then it could just as easily be explained as a corruption of the pre-known story of Christ. Also Jesus wasn't born in December.
#119 - serotonin (08/31/2012) [-]
Typhon? Gods of Greek pantheon fled to Egypt to escape the wrath of Typhon...but Horus? Going by this he escaped from Egypt to....Egypt?
#168 to #119 - draezeth (08/31/2012) [-]
mfw I actually had a whole debate on this once.
mfw I actually had a whole debate on this once.
#90 - buttholee (08/31/2012) [-]
SAME IDEA IN DIFFERENT STORY DOSEN'T MAKE IT OC!
#47 - nahingerii (08/31/2012) [-]
HE ALSO HAD A ************* FALCON HEAD
User avatar #10 - theaceofthespade (08/30/2012) [-]
A lot of Horrus' stuff is all really really stretched, if not flat out wrong
#15 to #10 - dubsmckenzie (08/31/2012) [-]
And changing water into wine isn't?
#16 to #15 - theaceofthespade (08/31/2012) [-]
no, as in the horus stuff isn't even accurate mythology.  Not saying anything about whether or not the things happened - I'm saying that the comparisons are pointless if you get the mythologies wrong in the first place.
no, as in the horus stuff isn't even accurate mythology. Not saying anything about whether or not the things happened - I'm saying that the comparisons are pointless if you get the mythologies wrong in the first place.
User avatar #18 to #16 - carneymaster ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
let alone the birth dates and the north star on both are wrong lol.
#19 to #18 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
No one thinks Jesus was born on December 25. The people who made Christmas a holiday had no idea when Jesus's birthday was so they just put it where their Winter Festival used to be. He also wasn't born in 0 A.D.
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User avatar #245 to #240 - yunablade (08/31/2012) [-]
THats why I always disliked catholic school, so boring.

Greek's mythology on the other hand, now that was tasty.

To be fair, the new testament have interesting parts, but most of them on the apocalypse book only XD
#131 - anino (08/31/2012) [-]
Plus Horus allows the power to create Tornadoes and summon the Avenger once I reach the Mythic Age
User avatar #172 to #131 - durrduhdurr (08/31/2012) [-]
YOU STILL PLAY THAT TOO?!
#128 - trollnot (08/31/2012) [-]
To bad none of this is true and Typhon is part of the Greek pantheon. Good try op I thought it was good a first and then Looked at that big steaming pile of horse **** coming out of your mouth. Next time do you Egyptian gods right and I might believe you.

And as the December 25th thing. Everyone already ******* knows Jesus wasn't born on December 25th it became like that to swallow up and old roman tradition of celebrating with a feast on December 25th.
#149 to #128 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
wiki: "Since Herodotus, Typhon has been identified by some scholars with the Egyptian Set" and "the battle between Horus and Set is a popular theme in Egyptian mythology"
#157 to #149 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
believing what wiki says is almost as stupid as believing in the religion your trying to insult.

Btw Did you know Gandhi was born In the year of boner?
User avatar #147 to #128 - aboutfortyllamas (08/31/2012) [-]
Not to offend, but it says that jesus' birthday is celebrated on December 25th.

Also I'm not a christianfag.
User avatar #150 to #147 - draezeth (08/31/2012) [-]
Yes, but nobody but the Catholics actually believe that. I'm not even sure if all Catholics do either.
User avatar #152 to #150 - aboutfortyllamas (08/31/2012) [-]
Yah ik, hence my comment xD. But a thumb for your input good sir.
User avatar #153 to #152 - draezeth (08/31/2012) [-]
Ah, right, I didn't catch the emphasis on 'celebrated'. Makes more sense now.
#112 - EdwardNigma (08/31/2012) [-]
First thing with Horus was wrong. Osiris dicked Isis good.   
   
I doubt almost everything from there.
First thing with Horus was wrong. Osiris dicked Isis good.

I doubt almost everything from there.
#7 - alos (08/30/2012) [-]
Jaffa kree! Death to the False Gods!
User avatar #23 to #7 - vondarkmoor ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
you sir just made my day
#338 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
Isis wasn't a virgin, she was Ra's sister that he slept with. horus's birthday wasn't

December 25th, neither was Jesus's. Christmas was moved to replace the birthday of Mithra, roman god of light.

Typhon was greek, seroiusly...

never taught by humans.

never baptized.

had a following of priests, dot disciples, more than twelve.

nobody name El-Azur-us

was not transigured

only the last two titles

never crucified.

so...yeah...
User avatar #345 to #338 - zzforrest (08/31/2012) [-]
Anon.
Nice job.
#356 to #338 - commontroll (08/31/2012) [-]
Man. Anon's throwing it down.
Man. Anon's throwing it down.
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