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s be 16
eat at mongolian restaurant
s put a shitton in my noodles
I FUCKING LOVE GARLIC
s oh shit I put way too much
r finish them anyway
s next morning. in calculus
s have to hart
e try to hold it in
s hart heels enormous
be taking test, so can' t go to bathroom
e try as hard as I can to release it silently
s smell garlic
s smell gets really fucking strong
r girl behind me mitts
s ohshit ohshitohshitohshit
s "Did someone just open a sandwich?"
e "I smell a sandwich. does anyone else smell that?"
s gas cloud starts to spread to other noses
s soon the whale class is filled with a chorus of "Wow that smells good" and "who has the sandwich" and "whoever has that sandwich should share"
e I join in so as not to look suspicious
r mm the whole class including the teacher was sniffing my farts and wanted to eat them
r mm I have no face