Pokemon Theory. A theory on Pokemon I came up with. If you don't believe this is me, look in the comments. www.facebook.com/Pkmntrainergld/posts/393811497348783
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Pokemon Theory

A theory on Pokemon I came up with. If you don't believe this is me, look in the comments.

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So, Ne come up with a little theory on the Pokemon games.
In an ad prior to Gold and Silver' s release, it is claimed that Gold has an older brother who beat the
Pokemon league 3 years ago. Now, we all know that the guy who beat the Pokemon league is Red,
right? But, the thing is, Gold lives with his mom in New Bark town, while Red' s mom is still in Pallet
town. However, both Red and Gold never meet their father.
Now, in the rrd gen, you do meet your father. However, he' s always away from home, supposedly
working his ass off in his gym. However, his gym is totally empty until you have it badges, so there is a
good chance he' s ************ .
Idon' t know the story for gens it & 5, but I' m gonna assume that they have a similar fatherless
situation.
What I' m trying to get at is that Ithink Norman is going around shooting off Pokemaster sperm into as
many people as possible.
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#1 - corundum (08/30/2012) [-]
HFW "shooting off Pokemaster sperm"
HFW "shooting off Pokemaster sperm"
User avatar #4 - celestiasbeard (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
He got destroyed with two fighting types, I would hold off on calling him a pokemaster
User avatar #5 to #4 - fireless (08/31/2012) [-]
Norman isn't a pokemaster, his sperm is.
User avatar #6 - kirbyking (08/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Blue beat the league 3 years ago, where are his parents?
User avatar #7 to #6 - lorddarkskull (08/31/2012) [-]
he traveled back in time and impregnated his own mother, though she died in childbirth due to his girth ripping her in half as she gave birth
User avatar #17 - pandation ONLINE (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
All the mothers are single and raising their children in each generation game and moves to a new town, tells them to go to the local professor, and set them up to become pokemon masters. Why? Because all the mothers feel guilty because the father of their children have become the boss of the main villain group of each generation game and the mothers feel that it is their responsibility to have their children defeat their fathers to regain the family honor
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#12 - captainpluto (08/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Sure Norman a "pokemaster" cause my slaking and breloom didn't one shot everyone Pokemon he had.
User avatar #13 to #12 - ljxjlos (08/31/2012) [-]
I always think the Gymleaders DO have stronger Pokemon then the ones they use but are forced to use Pokemon who are adapted to the strenght a normal Person aiming for the Pokemon-League should have at the point of reaching the You need to login to view this link least thats the only way I can explain why all the Gym-Leaders are such whimpy-ass loosers...
#11 - ottoboys (08/31/2012) [-]
just bought replacement parts and a used pokemon emerald for my gameboy advance sp . I also got the skin in the pic
User avatar #22 - chthulhu (08/31/2012) [-]
Holy **** , front page? This is amazing
User avatar #3 - Protomix (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
pfft, right. like a normal gym leader is pokemaster material.
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#29 - xchocolatethunderx (08/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
One of his post is of him making front page on here lol
User avatar #28 - JNS (08/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
my favorite pokemon theory
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User avatar #33 to #28 - chthulhu (08/31/2012) [-]
Ash was never hit by lightning
Team rocket wasn't around for that
They were never menacing,they got beat by stringshot on the second encounter

There's a lot more wrong with this, but it would take forever to point out everything
User avatar #23 - roliga (08/31/2012) [-]
It's been theorized that Red and Blue/Green (whichever one is your rival in gen 1) both lost their fathers in a war. There isn't much to prove that theory except for Lt. Surge referencing a war where he lost a few good friends in (assuming those friends are your dad and your rivals dad)
User avatar #9 - jokeface (08/31/2012) [+] (7 replies)
The events of Red/Blue/Yellow take place TWO years before Gold/Silver/Crystal, not three. Also, The events of Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald occur at the same time as Red/Blue/Yellow, while Diamond/Pearl/Platinum occur during the events of Gold/Silver/Crystal.

I don't think this information affects this guy's theory, but I wanted to share it anyway. But I don't think any of the protagonists are related. The fact that Brendan/May's dad is the only father who appears is not enough evidence to convince me.
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