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Pokemon Theory. A theory on Pokemon I came up with. If you don't believe this is me, look in the comments. www.facebook.com/Pkmntrainergld/posts/393811497348783

A theory on Pokemon I came up with. If you don't believe this is me, look in the comments.

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So, Ne come up with a little theory on the Pokemon games.
In an ad prior to Gold and Silver' s release, it is claimed that Gold has an older brother who beat the
Pokemon league 3 years ago. Now, we all know that the guy who beat the Pokemon league is Red,
right? But, the thing is, Gold lives with his mom in New Bark town, while Red' s mom is still in Pallet
town. However, both Red and Gold never meet their father.
Now, in the rrd gen, you do meet your father. However, he' s always away from home, supposedly
working his ass off in his gym. However, his gym is totally empty until you have it badges, so there is a
good chance he' s bullshitting.
Idon' t know the story for gens it & 5, but I' m gonna assume that they have a similar fatherless
situation.
What I' m trying to get at is that Ithink Norman is going around shooting off Pokemaster sperm into as
many people as possible.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - corundum
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(08/30/2012) [-]
HFW "shooting off Pokemaster sperm"
HFW "shooting off Pokemaster sperm"
User avatar #4 - celestiasbeard
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/31/2012) [-]
He got destroyed with two fighting types, I would hold off on calling him a pokemaster
User avatar #5 to #4 - fireless
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Norman isn't a pokemaster, his sperm is.
User avatar #6 - kirbyking
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Blue beat the league 3 years ago, where are his parents?
User avatar #7 to #6 - lorddarkskull
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(08/31/2012) [-]
he traveled back in time and impregnated his own mother, though she died in childbirth due to his girth ripping her in half as she gave birth
#8 to #7 - kirbyking
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(08/31/2012) [-]
Closest thing I could get that could be related
Closest thing I could get that could be related
User avatar #17 - pandation
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(08/31/2012) [-]
All the mothers are single and raising their children in each generation game and moves to a new town, tells them to go to the local professor, and set them up to become pokemon masters. Why? Because all the mothers feel guilty because the father of their children have become the boss of the main villain group of each generation game and the mothers feel that it is their responsibility to have their children defeat their fathers to regain the family honor
#27 to #17 - anon id: f7c11c45
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(08/31/2012) [-]
OH ffs. They tell you **** like "You dad is a gym leader" or "Your dad is off wandering as a pokemon trainer" let it go.
#2 - kaoknight **User deleted account**
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User avatar #10 to #2 - jokeface
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Well as one popular theory suggests, it is possible that many of the fathers died in the Great Pokemon War.
#12 - captainpluto
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Sure Norman a "pokemaster" cause my slaking and breloom didn't one shot everyone Pokemon he had.
#20 to #12 - Deathfyre
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(08/31/2012) [-]
just his sperm are pokemasters
User avatar #24 to #12 - chthulhu [OP]
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(08/31/2012) [-]
I wasn't trying to make a serious theory, this was really more of a joke than anything else
User avatar #13 to #12 - ljxjlos
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(08/31/2012) [-]
I always think the Gymleaders DO have stronger Pokemon then the ones they use but are forced to use Pokemon who are adapted to the strenght a normal Person aiming for the Pokemon-League should have at the point of reaching the You need to login to view this link least thats the only way I can explain why all the Gym-Leaders are such whimpy-ass loosers...
#11 - ottoboys
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(08/31/2012) [-]
just bought replacement parts and a used pokemon emerald for my gameboy advance sp . I also got the skin in the pic
User avatar #22 - chthulhu [OP]
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Holy ****, front page? This is amazing
User avatar #3 - Protomix
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/31/2012) [-]
pfft, right. like a normal gym leader is pokemaster material.
User avatar #26 to #3 - chthulhu [OP]
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(08/31/2012) [-]
Not him, just his sperm
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