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User avatar #51 - tommycallahan (08/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Because you touch yourself.
User avatar #2 - kateeb (08/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
If god loves me why can't i stop being anti-social
#36 - prut (08/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#64 - vuican (08/30/2012) [-]
If God loves me, why did I pour my cereal without checking to see if I had milk today...
#8 - waffies (08/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If god loves me then why is raping and murdering a sin?
#48 - maskedhippo (08/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If God is real, then why John is kill?

God: 0
Athiests: 1
Me: No
#59 - wirecred (08/30/2012) [-]
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#72 - kroople (08/30/2012) [-]
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#56 - tonyspinners (08/30/2012) [-]
If potatoes were meant to be fried, why do I have to turn the burner down to medium after 5 minutes?
If potatoes were meant to be fried, why do I have to turn the burner down to medium after 5 minutes?
#22 - supermannigga (08/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
why is this site made of so many athiests, oh wait Americans if you want to start a war take a cry in the corner
User avatar #24 to #22 - shadesofbacon (08/30/2012) [-]
Americans are the most religous people in the western world, it's mostly europeans whom are atheist
User avatar #93 - AtomicAdriene (08/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Because you touch yourself at night.
User avatar #66 - tonttu (08/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
If god exists, then why is my Explorer faster than my Firefox?
User avatar #13 - breadbasket (08/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If god loves me then who was phone?
User avatar #5 - ShameYouSucka (08/30/2012) [-]
If god loves me, why can't i pass the boss level?
User avatar #9 - myanusisready (08/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
if god loves me, then why is it a sin to masturbate?
User avatar #28 to #9 - JklnHyd (08/30/2012) [-]
God's clearly the crazy jealous type.

"Why do you have to do that?! AREN'T I ENOUGH FOR YOU?! You think I'm getting old, don't you? DON'T YOU?!"
User avatar #4 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
because yo touch yourself at night!
User avatar #88 - linkofreekthree (08/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Where was Atheistzilla when GODzilla was ******* up Tokyo?

Atheists: 1
God: 0
User avatar #90 to #88 - hairydickfarts (08/30/2012) [-]
How come Christian Bale visited the victims of Aurora but Atheist Bale didn't?

Atheists:0
God:1
User avatar #10 - nightauditor (08/30/2012) [+] (12 replies)
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User avatar #18 to #17 - nightauditor (08/30/2012) [-]
Why would you tape yourself? To improve your performance maybe? Analyse the set, the punchlines, the timing.

And you COULD upload it to the internet? Are you borderline retarded? You are leaving out the most powerful tool for self-marketing since the invention of the push up bra!

Thank god you don´t want to go into show business or be scouted/seen.

**** it. Your the best! Enjoy the success that you will definitely have!

And continue to look down on people more successful than you, that can only be the best way!
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