The devil. Its a rather good point. If I was The Devil I would manifest myself inside of a virgin, say that I am the Son of God and convince everyone that they
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The devil

The devil. Its a rather good point. If I was The Devil I would manifest myself inside of a virgin, say that I am the Son of God and convince everyone that they

Its a rather good point

If I was The Devil I would manifest myself
inside of a virgin, say that I am the Son of God
and convince everyone that they can now be
forgiven for every sin Just by asking, thus
opening the floodgates for an unprecedented
and unending torrent of sin.
I would start with the uneducated and the poor.
I would impress them with some magic tricks,
teach them to pretend to eat my flesh, drink my
blood and always, ALWAYS, use MY name
when speaking to God.
I would most assuredly use my immortality
to fool them into thinking I came back from
the dead as proof of my divinity.
What better way is there to channel more
souls away from God and straight into Hell?
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#23 - galkawhm (08/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
If I was the devil I'd put this ****** in every videogame ever.
#81 - xtremedeath (08/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**xtremedeath rolls 99** dubs and neither exist
#151 - antiherojoshua (08/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#18 - JSTNBEIBER (08/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My ex claimed I would be a satanist if I prayed for Satan and almost broke up with me for asking why not. She was quite the crazy bitch.
#163 - grogovic (08/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #94 - thesnarfalarker (08/30/2012) [-]
I would put no checkpoints in the water temple in Ocarina of Time
#131 - I Am Monkey (08/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It's a common misconception that you just have to say you're sorry. You have to repent, which is "to feel such sorrow for sin or fault as to be disposed to change one's life for the better; be penitent". It's about being sorry, not saying sorry.
User avatar #138 - severepwner (08/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I've heard a lot of misinterpreted things in my time, and that was probably the most misinterpreted thing I have ever read in my entire life.
I also have a lot of red thumbs to my right.
#147 - antiherojoshua (08/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
If Odin isn't real how come the there are no frost giants in Valhalla?

#77 - pepemex (08/30/2012) [-]
My reaction
#58 - theaberzombie (08/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So you want to be a Jew?
#63 to #58 - fortehlulzing (08/30/2012) [-]
Dude...I'm offensive, and I find that Jewish.
#70 - sherlockbatman (08/30/2012) [-]
so what you're saying is that...
so what you're saying is that...
#207 - minutes ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
pic says everything
#172 - fedor (08/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm gonna be quite honest here.

The only thing I remember from my childhood, which involved religion that I was taught in school etc. is the violent parts. Nothing else. And all of that violence was brought upon by "God". I hate how I was forced to listen to it and read about it, and I can't believe that anyone would devote their lives to it. It's beyond me.

My body is ready for red thumbs.
#162 - antiherojoshua (08/30/2012) [-]
Your move Christians!
User avatar #10 - Vandeekree ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
Not sure it was said for the right reasons but I like it. I think he's saying "question everything and take care in what you choose to believe"
#5 - ganjalf ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
#1 - anonymous (08/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
“You have heard the law that says, ‘Love your neighbor’ and hate your enemy. But I say, love your enemies! Pray for those who persecute you! In that way, you will be acting as true children of your Father in heaven. For he gives his sunlight to both the evil and the good, and he sends rain on the just and the unjust alike. If you love only those who love you, what reward is there for that? Even corrupt tax collectors do that much. If you are kind only to your friends, how are you different from anyone else? (Matthew 5:43-47 )

Pretty sure the Devil wouldn't tell you to be kind and to love everyone.
User avatar #6 to #1 - ruebezahl (08/29/2012) [-]
Let's play a game. For every quote from the New Testament where Jesus says you should love people, I will give you two quotes from the Old Testament where God tells someone to kill/maim someone or where God approves of someone killing/maiming someone or where God clearly indicates that certain people are NOT supposed to be loved.

Whoever runs out of quotes first has to pay the other one a flight to their location and buy them a drink at their favorite bar.


Trust me, by the end of the game (i.e. by the time when I am sitting next to you drinking that beer you bought me), you will not be so sure anymore about what Jesus would say if he were the Devil as opposed to what he would say if he were the representative of God.
#129 - thisotherdude (08/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Frankly I don't care if god is or isn't real, if there is an all seeing, all loving, all understanding being that is so petty and wants so much damned attention that he threatens to eternally torment anyone who might have a hard time swallowing that whole "there's a magic man in the sky with absolutely no scientific evidence to back it up" then I'd rather be chilling with the devil. From what I've read and hear from Christians god is basically a spoiled little brat, wants absolutely everything without question and throws a ******* hissy-fit if he doesn't get it.

Inb4 brutal thumb rape and angry hate comments
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