Wat. . Logann# what to do if you ever face the problem of adolf hitler attempting to steal your nutella: It it wont be easy. First, you must build a trap. It sh
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what to do if you ever face the problem of adolf hitler attempting to
steal your nutella: It it wont be easy. First, you must build a trap. It
should be made of partially melted plastic forks, as that is his only
weakness. But you need to disguise the forks as his favorite treat,
which obviously is Nutella. So slather the trap In Nutella, and as he licks
through It, his tongue will freeze. This will deprive him of the wonderful
taste of Nutella. Hit him on the head with the letter X from a Scrabble
set, as this will confuse him. Then, you must place him In a wooden raft
and send him down the Mississippi River. This will lead him to the
prison made specially for Nutella thieves. Adolf Hider is clever, though.
He will soon Escape, and come back for revenge. At this point, you
must sacrifice an unripened strawberry as a sign of surrender. When his
back is turned, clap your hands 14 limes. This will summon the Lobster
Warriors. They will snip the tip of his left earlobe off, and carry it away.
They will proceed to make a clone of Hitler, and train him to fight. 3
weeks after the Lobster Warriors leave, Snap your fingers 12 times to
bring them back with their clone. Hitler and his clone will battle to the
death, and the clone will win (clones *always* win}. Bury them both in
a mound of wet cement; preventing their escape,
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Submitted: 08/29/2012
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#1 - ariusbrightwing (08/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
But he's the good guy!
User avatar #3 - fiosh (08/31/2012) [-]
copypasta
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