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Assassination

Makes you think. All credit to zenpencils.com. [ zenpencils.com/comics/2012-03-14-GEORGE-CARLIN-on-assassination.png ]

HERE' S AN
INTERESTING
FORM OF
****** WE
COME UP
WITH:
YOU KNOW
WHAT' S
INTERESTING
ABOUT
ASSASSINATION?
WELL NOT ONLY
DOES IT CHANGE THOSE
POPULARITY POLLS IN
A BIO ******* HURRY.
BUT IT' S ALSO
INTERESTING, TO
NOTICE WHO IT IS
WE ASSASSINATE.
JOHN BOBBY
MIDGAR
EVERS
MALCOLM X
THEY ALL SAID:
TRY TO LIVE
TOGETHER
PEACEFULLY.
RIGHT
IN THE
*******
HEAD.
ASSASSINATION.
DID YOU
EVER NOTICE
WHO IT IS?
STOP TO THINK
WHO IT IS
WE WERE
IT' S ALWAYS
PEOPLE WHO'
TOLD US TO
LIVE TOGETHER
ll HARMONY
AND TRY TO
LOVE ONE
ANOTHER.
LINCOLN
MARTIN
LUTHER KING
JOHN LENNON
APPARENTLY
WE' RE NOT
READY FOR
THAT.
a: o\ CARLIN
...
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User avatar #1018 - Fear The Pie Man (09/25/2012) [-]
George Carlin was a modern day prophet. The good kind.
RIP George.
User avatar #1015 - riggnaros (09/04/2012) [-]
Thumbed because i saw it say "-George Carlin"
User avatar #1008 - lolymoly (09/01/2012) [-]
It was actually the back of his head but close enough.
User avatar #995 - howaboutokay (08/30/2012) [-]
malcom x had a couple different views in his protest style from MLK though, he was more of a black panther than a black rights
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#973 - ithrowstarz has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1019 to #973 - hypothalamus (10/10/2012) [-]
Do you not know what Youtube is?
#965 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
Hippies are always incorrect. Everybody on that list, from Jesus to John, opposed Jewish organizations. Jesus opposed the Pharisees. Lincoln, JFK, & RFK opposed paying usury to Jewish Bankers, Ghandi opposed the creation of Modern Israel, MLKjr, Evers, & Malcom X, Black Muslims & Christians opposed to exploitation? A no-brainer. Lennon was bucking the music industry, so he had to go. Go through all of Western History and you'll find that every person assassinated or nearly assassinated was threatening a Jewish cartel.
#980 to #965 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
MLK was assassinated to create a martyr for the Civil Rights Movement, which was a front for the Jewish Communism push. Google "Stanley Levison"
#959 - illutvar (08/30/2012) [-]
goodnight funnyjunk!
#982 to #959 - wertologist ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
Let us make it bigger
User avatar #957 - gojirabandfan (08/30/2012) [-]
Dubs decides my new profile pic
#1003 to #957 - overdie ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
**overdie rolls 58**
#954 - nycdood (08/30/2012) [-]
I like where Carlin is coming from, but he's off a bit.    
   
Adolf Hitler had a 						********					 assassination attempts made on him throughout his career. The only difference is that Oswald was a good shot, while Hitlers would be assassins sucked balls.   
   
Also, don't forget those bat 						****					 crazy Roman Emperors. Those mofos got picked off like they were scabs (and they sure as hell didn't give a 						****					 about everyone living together).
I like where Carlin is coming from, but he's off a bit.

Adolf Hitler had a ******** assassination attempts made on him throughout his career. The only difference is that Oswald was a good shot, while Hitlers would be assassins sucked balls.

Also, don't forget those bat **** crazy Roman Emperors. Those mofos got picked off like they were scabs (and they sure as hell didn't give a **** about everyone living together).
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#946 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
*roll picture*
#942 - jimmynutz (08/30/2012) [-]
MFW  assassination
MFW assassination
#941 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
BOOM! headshot. BOOM! headshot. BOOM!... ah **** i missed.......
User avatar #935 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
CIA killed JFK end of story they've proven LHO could'nt fire the gun fast enough, and be as accurate as he was, it would have been like shooting at a fly. trained snipers from the spetznas, Greet Berets, and SAS attempted to recreate the shooting. the closest was the russian firing 3 shots in 8.9 seconds, the most accurate was the SAS guy with 4 rounds fired before hitting the target in the head. plus Jack Ruby walks up and blows LHO away in a 'secure' parking garage and point blank range...then JR dies in prison from EXTREME cancer..like he had been exposed to radiation..for years...
#966 to #935 - DiabloStrawhat (08/30/2012) [-]
False. The Templars did it because JFK had the Apple of Eden.
User avatar #963 to #935 - trashboat (08/30/2012) [-]
I honestly think it was the driver that took out JFK. If you watch the video, you see him drive slower and slower. Then he turns around for a quick second and his hand looks like it's holding something, JFK gets shot and then the driver takes off
User avatar #970 to #963 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
like i said there was supposed to be alot of people in on it. the driver of the lincoln did not control his speed like usual sometimes he was fast and then in that short bit he was slow, the body guards did not insist on placing the bullet proof bubble on the car, because it was 'hot' the car had AC. you watch when Regan? was shot at outside that building..the bodyguards take the shot and the Prez in on the ground in a heart beat, the gunman is down. the prez is in thecar and speeding off..JFK gets shot..and all the driver does is speed away while the secret services stands there with its thumb up its ass
User avatar #976 to #970 - trashboat (08/30/2012) [-]
Exactly! Idk who exactly was responsible to make his head explode, but it definitely was an inside man. It's just sad to see a good man that may have done great things die like that
User avatar #978 to #976 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
shhh according to everyone some hillybilly with a boom stick decided one day he wanted to become a sniper....don't tell anyone...whouldn't want you to get thumbed down...or idk see the big picture or anything
#950 to #935 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
I assume you were there and saw the hole thing? No? Oh right... you are just going off of the interpretation's of other people.... And you are right and everyone else is wrong... gotcha....
User avatar #953 to #950 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
oh...and that law doesnt apply to you aswell?..hypocrite
User avatar #947 to #935 - I Am Monkey (08/30/2012) [-]
Why would they go through the trouble of slowly killing Jack Ruby with radiation when they supposedly killed a president and a professional assassin with guns in plain sight.

Honestly, what's more likely; That a pissed off guido knew he was going to die and wanted to get into the news one last time OR that the CIA sent an assassin to assassinate the president, then sent another assassin to assassinate their assassin then assassinated him. That's pretty counterproductive if they're apparently trying to cut loose ends.
User avatar #952 to #947 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
Jack Ruby died in 67...pretty short time for him to get cancer SO bad that it run rampant through his body
User avatar #971 to #952 - I Am Monkey (08/30/2012) [-]
He died of lung cancer, you don't get lung cancer from exposure to radiation.
User avatar #974 to #971 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
you get any cancer from radiation...people who breath in radioactive air..get lung cancer. the women who ****** the radioactive paint brushes making glow in the dark watches got throat and mouth cancer, people who touched radioactive material...got skin cancer....yes you do get cancer from radiactivity. and just as many will say he DIED from lung cancer, doesnt mean it wasn't in other parts of his body
#939 to #935 - mistahlegend (08/30/2012) [-]
What.
User avatar #944 to #939 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
what is there not to follow are you retarded? CIA had JFK killed because he didn't want to go to war, he also wanted rights for blacks. he was killed by atleast three snipers each one to fire on him at a certain time if they others missed. one got him. thumb me down because you can't read a ******* book
#945 to #944 - mistahlegend (08/30/2012) [-]
I feel like you're retarded for believing that ******** .
User avatar #948 to #945 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
yes because. a untrained marine who recieved poor scores in markmanship..could take out a moving target a gotta google this part 88 yards, with JFK moving at 11Mph...not to mention the rifle he used was a piece of **** . thumb me down all you want sheep no way in **** with LHO know JFK wouldn't put the bubble on his car, if he was 'planing it for day/weeks' what ever their story was..
User avatar #956 to #951 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
so the CIA can topple governments in other countries but no their own? hmm strange that former directors of the CIA became president afterwards.....because the CIA never had anyone assassinated...or killed....ever...never assassinated a president of another country....
#958 to #956 - mistahlegend (08/30/2012) [-]
You reply to the wrong person there jackass?
User avatar #962 to #958 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
no actually i didn't Jackass...
#968 to #962 - mistahlegend (08/30/2012) [-]
... okay. **** off.
User avatar #975 to #968 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
okay....blow me
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#931 - japfapper (08/30/2012) [-]
The only problem with this post is that Malcom X was an Islamic radical. He didn't believe in living all peacefully hand in hand with all races.
User avatar #930 - I Am Monkey (08/30/2012) [-]
There were 42 attempts to assassinate Hitler.
None succeeded.

It's not because they preach peace.
It's because the ones that preach peace never see it coming.
#928 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
well malcom x said they should fight fire with fire
User avatar #924 - ghostoftrolling (08/30/2012) [-]
But Jesus is not real therefore this post in not real.
#943 to #924 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
you're thinking of god silly!
User avatar #937 to #924 - thanksgivingturkey (08/30/2012) [-]
He was a real guy....Whether or not he did all the **** people say he did is debatable, but he did exist.
User avatar #940 to #937 - ghostoftrolling (08/30/2012) [-]
**** him unless I see a picture with him next to hitler and some midget then hes real
User avatar #955 to #940 - trashboat (08/30/2012) [-]
What?
#920 - I Am Monkey (08/30/2012) [-]
Nah, Lee Harvey Oswald just wanted JFK's sweet suit. He just forgot to check if he was hidden and accidentally aggroed the entire country.
#932 to #920 - mustardcunt (08/30/2012) [-]
I lol'd
User avatar #922 to #920 - XxRAVAGExX (08/30/2012) [-]
V.A.T.S
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