Impossible choice.. WHY. Would you rather... Lose your dominant hand. I fail to see how this applies to me... Since I have no genitalia. i Masturbate with carrots
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User avatar #1 - ismet (08/29/2012) [-]
You can still fap with your other hand, but if you lose your genitalia you can never fap... Easy question if you ask me.
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#4 to #3 - visualmind (08/29/2012) [-]
if you didn't felt a need to fap you wouldn't feel a need to live
#39 - vigorion (08/29/2012) [-]
I fail to see how this applies to me...



Since I have no genitalia.
#128 to #39 - anon (08/29/2012) [-]
Holy **** , my left hand looks almost exactly like yours except my fingers are slightly longer!
User avatar #192 to #128 - vigorion (08/30/2012) [-]
I get that a lot.
#197 to #192 - buttjunkey (08/31/2012) [-]
Wasn't logged in. What I meant was my hand looks similar but I have 3 fingers (including my thumb) on it, but the thumb and hand shape are incredibly similar.
User avatar #199 to #197 - vigorion (08/31/2012) [-]
I suspected as much, bro. Actually, I have three too. So together we could rule FJ with our total of sixteen-fingers!
#202 to #199 - buttjunkey (09/04/2012) [-]
Muhahahaha!!!
#163 to #39 - hurrdurka (08/30/2012) [-]
Dude what happened to your hand?
User avatar #152 to #39 - pineappleninja (08/30/2012) [-]
>finger a girl who doesn't know about your hand
>halfway through swap hands swiftly
>show her your hand
>scream "WHAT'S HAPPENING! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"
>many lols and stories to tell grandkids
#193 to #152 - vigorion (08/30/2012) [-]
Hfw. That is awesome! You win all my internets, good sir!
Hfw. That is awesome! You win all my internets, good sir!
#73 to #39 - ungluedflyer (08/29/2012) [-]
First off is this really you? If so have you had this from birth? Just wondering because it seems like if you were born with it wouldn't your left hand be your dominant?
First off is this really you? If so have you had this from birth? Just wondering because it seems like if you were born with it wouldn't your left hand be your dominant?
#124 to #73 - vigorion (08/29/2012) [-]
< Proof. But the first pic is mirrored (I miss my left hand, just thought the joke would be better this way). And which hand is my dominant has been debated by doctors and teachers, but I do of course use the existing hand more...
#6 - amalah (08/29/2012) [-]
Lose genitalia... Lets face it, im never getting laid, i hate people and im fugly. At least i can keep my gaming skills...
User avatar #58 to #6 - jajayes (08/29/2012) [-]
It's hard not to hate people, but you shouldn't be down on yourself because the majority of them are idiots.

Or this is just a joke and i'm stupid.
#94 - shadowdotexe (08/29/2012) [-]
I choose the hand, not a problem, I know a good mechanic.
User avatar #98 to #94 - annogram (08/29/2012) [-]
who could give you the best blowjob
#99 to #94 - janderp (08/29/2012) [-]
I choose hand, not a problem, you are my bro from now.
#122 - doctorzoidberg (08/29/2012) [-]
If i lost my genitalia my dominant hand would be useless.
#123 - chasetophor (08/29/2012) [-]
loose the hand, then I can finally fufill my dream of being a pirate
loose the hand, then I can finally fufill my dream of being a pirate
#70 - macross ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
here are the results if your wondering...
#27 - freddychavez (08/29/2012) [-]
Genitalia, Say goodbye Periods!
Genitalia, Say goodbye Periods!
User avatar #132 - kathuzada (08/29/2012) [-]
Can I lose half of each?
#82 - thechosentroll (08/29/2012) [-]
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I fap with the other one. I need the dominant hand for the mouse.
#12 - yunonomynameeh (08/29/2012) [-]
Any accident taking either of these would inevitably take the other -as they are, more often than not, in very close proximity...
User avatar #154 - ningyoaijin (08/30/2012) [-]
Wouldn't make much of a difference to me. Left handed people have a large degree of ambidexterity, because humans were innately programmed to be right-dominant. I learned Japanese calligraphy from scratch with my right hand, and now it pretty much doesn't matter which one I use :D
User avatar #145 - TardytheTurtle (08/30/2012) [-]
I'm ambidextrous
so would they cut off both of my hands?
User avatar #30 - regaesnhoj (08/29/2012) [-]
lose dominant hand, simply because the brain can adapt and you can use your other hand just as well
#47 to #30 - theguynamedme (08/29/2012) [-]
But.....what about videogames?!
#41 - lastsamurai (08/29/2012) [-]
Don't worry OP, you still have your butt
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#44 to #43 - lastsamurai (08/29/2012) [-]
Read my comment and the post again.

I'll give you a minute...
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#48 to #45 - lastsamurai (08/29/2012) [-]
-"You're doing it wrong"
then
-"ok you're doing it right but it sucks"
#50 to #48 - anon (08/29/2012) [-]
thank you for taking the time to post it again.
User avatar #137 - RAPxMASTER (08/29/2012) [-]
Im right handed but fap with my left. I'm ok with this.
#141 to #137 - captnpl (08/30/2012) [-]
Gotta keep a hand on the mouse for safety.
User avatar #143 to #141 - RAPxMASTER (08/30/2012) [-]
Nah, I'm fast with my hands..used to fap with the right..was awkward..so i trained my left hand to be used purely for fapping.
User avatar #106 - theshadowed (08/29/2012) [-]
I would go for the hand, but I'm not so sure after seeing what happened to Jaime Lannister...
User avatar #97 - HeavenlyDirt (08/29/2012) [-]
Lose my dominant hand and get a new super robot hand with a tighter grip.
#83 - mastercolossus (08/29/2012) [-]
hand. hands down
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