Impossible choice.. WHY. Would you rather... Lose your dominant hand. I fail to see how this applies to me... Since I have no genitalia. i Masturbate with carrots



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#39 - vigorion (08/29/2012) [+] (12 replies)
I fail to see how this applies to me...

Since I have no genitalia.
User avatar #1 - ismet (08/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You can still fap with your other hand, but if you lose your genitalia you can never fap... Easy question if you ask me.
#6 - amalah (08/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Lose genitalia... Lets face it, im never getting laid, i hate people and im fugly. At least i can keep my gaming skills...
#122 - doctorzoidberg (08/29/2012) [-]
If i lost my genitalia my dominant hand would be useless.
#94 - shadowdotexe (08/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I choose the hand, not a problem, I know a good mechanic.
#27 - freddychavez (08/29/2012) [-]
Genitalia, Say goodbye Periods!
Genitalia, Say goodbye Periods!
#144 - bearbar (08/30/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I'd lose my dominant hand because unlike most funnyjunkers, I don't compulsively masturbate. I actually get laid.
User avatar #148 to #144 - ILoveAnette (08/30/2012) [-]
well aren't a special little ******* snowflake
#123 - chasetophor (08/29/2012) [-]
loose the hand, then I can finally fufill my dream of being a pirate
loose the hand, then I can finally fufill my dream of being a pirate
#70 - macross ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
here are the results if your wondering...
User avatar #132 - kathuzada (08/29/2012) [-]
Can I lose half of each?
#116 - woofman (08/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#82 - thechosentroll (08/29/2012) [-]
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I fap with the other one. I need the dominant hand for the mouse.
#41 - lastsamurai (08/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Don't worry OP, you still have your butt
User avatar #19 - antigravitycake (08/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
easy. genitalia. i can never pleasure a woman, and without my hand i could never pleasure myself anyway.
User avatar #23 to #19 - mjformj (08/29/2012) [-]
I really don't think you could pleasure yourself without your genitalia either.
#12 - yunonomynameeh (08/29/2012) [-]
Any accident taking either of these would inevitably take the other -as they are, more often than not, in very close proximity...
User avatar #154 - ningyoaijin (08/30/2012) [-]
Wouldn't make much of a difference to me. Left handed people have a large degree of ambidexterity, because humans were innately programmed to be right-dominant. I learned Japanese calligraphy from scratch with my right hand, and now it pretty much doesn't matter which one I use :D
User avatar #145 - TardytheTurtle (08/30/2012) [-]
I'm ambidextrous
so would they cut off both of my hands?
User avatar #30 - regaesnhoj (08/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
lose dominant hand, simply because the brain can adapt and you can use your other hand just as well
User avatar #31 - serpens (08/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Either way my sex life is completely gone.
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