john is kill. no. away for poor english when were you when john new dies‘? iwas sat at home eating Smartt% butter when piotr ring Kuhn is kill' In GT lth . Nass oh Four chin
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john is kill

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away for poor english
when were you when john new dies‘?
iwas sat at home eating Smartt% butter when piotr ring
Kuhn is kill'
In GT
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krillan repair gets call if mahone
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soomro is kill"
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#3 - mattseven
Reply +164
(08/29/2012) [-]
Seriously guys, stop joking about that... John Lennon once saved my life

>be 15
>sitting in history class
>out of nowhere, someone enters the classroom
>asks me to go see the principal
>ok wth did I do now
>go to principal's office
>mom's here
>tells me that both my little brother, little sister and dad died in a car crash
>so much pain I can't even cry
>start running out of school
>burst into tears
>feels like it will never stop

2 Months later

>still can't go to school
>can't actually do anything
>lay in bed all day long, listening to music
>mom enters my room
>tells me "I'm sorry pie, we've just lost someone else"
>start to panic
>"john is kill"
>"no"
#104 to #3 - brettyoke
Reply -3
(08/29/2012) [-]
******* DAMNIT, YOU HAVE TO PICK UP THE PHONE FIRST!
#55 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(08/29/2012) [-]
I thought it might be true, but the ending made me doubt. Is it true?
#77 to #55 - mattseven
Reply +1
(08/29/2012) [-]
I thought your comment might be true, but trolling made me doubt, is it true?
#18 to #3 - novren
Reply +6
(08/29/2012) [-]
#19 to #18 - mattseven
Reply +4
(08/29/2012) [-]
I love you too, stranger
I love you too, stranger
#20 to #19 - novren
Reply +8
(08/29/2012) [-]
Here, have this.
Here, have this.
#21 to #20 - mattseven
Reply 0
(08/29/2012) [-]
thanks! It was missing in my reaction folder :)
#5 to #3 - slootyslooot
Reply +29
(08/29/2012) [-]
I am laughing and crying at the same time.....
#117 - johniskill
Reply +109
(08/30/2012) [-]
>Read my username
>"no"
#118 to #117 - anon
Reply 0
(08/30/2012) [-]
>makes profile to seem funny
>isn't actually funny
#119 to #118 - johniskill
Reply +64
(08/30/2012) [-]
>read ur comment.
>"no"
#38 - noobier
Reply +65
(08/29/2012) [-]
apology for poor english   
   
when were you when  john lenin dies?   
   
i was sat at home browsin funnyjunk when pinkie pie ring   
   
'u is ban'   
   
'why?'   
   
'john is kill!'   
   
'no'
apology for poor english

when were you when john lenin dies?

i was sat at home browsin funnyjunk when pinkie pie ring

'u is ban'

'why?'

'john is kill!'

'no'
#67 to #38 - lolkoi
Reply +8
(08/29/2012) [-]
inb4 everyone who thumbs this is banned
#16 - demonbunny
Reply +57
(08/29/2012) [-]
apology for poor english
>at relationship house
>making out
>father call tell to get of daughter
>tell relationship
>'father is die'
>no
>who phone
#28 to #16 - deezknuts
Reply +4
(08/29/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#40 to #16 - stely
Reply +8
(08/29/2012) [-]
#120 - amsel
Reply +50
(08/31/2012) [-]
>started the Beatles
>was the only decent member
>******* hated john lennon so bad
>band breaks up
>one day the pjotr rings
>'john is kill'
>'bullocks'
#11 - thehans
Reply +46
(08/29/2012) [-]
smegma butter
#107 - kdiddlid ONLINE
Reply +44
(08/29/2012) [-]
> Drive car
> Turn radio
> wife turn off
> I smack
> Turn radio
> 'Joh'
> wife turn radio
> smack into sleep
> turn radio
> 'John is kill'
> 'no'
> why not take wife?
#51 - kobegriffeysanders
Reply +40
(08/29/2012) [-]
>at school   
>at school get boner   
>people ask why boner   
>'john is kill'   
>'no'
>at school
>at school get boner
>people ask why boner
>'john is kill'
>'no'
#91 - woodywoodlinson
Reply +33
(08/29/2012) [-]
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