I'm not scared. seat belts save lives... btw no posts by anons anymore. marrying, aying But me'? Well I wasn' t worried at all. You see, I besmearing my seat be plane Crash seatbelt
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User avatar #7 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/29/2012) [-]
I had my tray table up.

And my seat back in the full upright position.
User avatar #99 to #7 - whydoesntitwork (08/29/2012) [-]
Apparently they only make you do that so on impact your teeth dont fall out and they can identify you? idk i heard it
User avatar #104 to #99 - zombiebacon (08/29/2012) [-]
It's from a song by Weird Al.
User avatar #106 to #7 - Trollzz (08/29/2012) [-]
But did you purchase the extended warranty?
User avatar #139 to #7 - jaggedherp (08/29/2012) [-]
I crawled from the twisted burning wreckage. I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days.
#8 to #7 - pinkeraser (08/29/2012) [-]
Awwww yeaaaaa
User avatar #9 to #8 - majestispaceduck (08/29/2012) [-]
**** yeah Albuquerque
#15 - ghostlypresence (08/29/2012) [-]
> Plane's crashing.
> Better fondle each other.
User avatar #16 to #15 - peytisgreat (08/29/2012) [-]
It's less of a fondle and more of a prodding of her left tit
#23 to #16 - mcronq (08/29/2012) [-]
with some light petting as well.
#38 - kingcookies (08/29/2012) [-]
This is the face of men who want to watch the world burn...
User avatar #40 to #38 - alfjnn (08/29/2012) [-]
:|
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User avatar #167 to #129 - imabser (08/30/2012) [-]
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#144 to #129 - jalthelas ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 17**
#130 to #129 - snugglepuff (08/29/2012) [-]
dat roll and pic
dat roll and pic
#103 - manhattan (08/29/2012) [-]
wut
User avatar #115 to #103 - imabser (08/29/2012) [-]
OH GAWD WERE GONNA DIE!!!...Welp now or never. *Touch*
#71 - oliphan (08/29/2012) [-]
#85 to #75 - anon (08/29/2012) [-]
lol
#64 - whereisnsfw (08/29/2012) [-]
Thats not how airplane seatbelts look like.
#65 to #64 - whereisnsfw (08/29/2012) [-]
This is how they look like.
User avatar #119 to #65 - daslasher (08/29/2012) [-]
that doesn't really look reliable
User avatar #13 - schmitty (08/29/2012) [-]
He probably isn't really wearing his seatbelt, you see, this is photoshopped, I can tell by the pixels.
User avatar #61 - pussypunchpiss ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
But he's wearing a red shirt
#5 - hamoudahaili (08/29/2012) [-]
Fake .

Plane's seatbelts aren't like that .
#59 - emeleh (08/29/2012) [-]
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#66 - lolfire (08/29/2012) [-]
"You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?"
"So you can breathe."
"Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows."
User avatar #143 - jalthelas ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
The daughter is poking her mom's boob.
#79 - maxismahname (08/29/2012) [-]
funny, i was just on a plane yesterday.
and my seat was not in it's full upright position.
User avatar #77 - kathuzada (08/29/2012) [-]
I wasn't worried
I had my tray table up and my seat back in the full upright position
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