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User avatar #626 to #58 - givemebass (08/29/2012) [-]
**givemebass rolls 79**
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#69 to #58 - anon (08/28/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 35** easy
#632 to #58 - anon (08/29/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 69**
here we go
#76 to #58 - thoracrian (08/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #603 to #63 - maid (08/29/2012) [-]
**maid rolls 9** take this one!
User avatar #604 to #603 - maid (08/29/2012) [-]
And turn it around :)
User avatar #68 to #61 - PIPExDAD (08/28/2012) [-]
**PIPExDAD rolls 2** add this
#601 to #58 - anon (08/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #65 to #58 - thedeathofme (08/28/2012) [-]
**thedeathofme rolls 77**
User avatar #83 to #65 - lotlizard (08/28/2012) [-]
**lotlizard rolls 7** Here's another seven. Make that **** trips.
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#440 to #88 - diamondnips (08/29/2012) [-]
**diamondnips rolls 8,499** bitch please
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User avatar #85 to #83 - thedeathofme (08/28/2012) [-]
**thedeathofme rolls 559** I fail too hard.
#432 to #85 - anon (08/29/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 457**
User avatar #460 to #83 - sixfishsticks ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
**sixfishsticks rolls 5** Shall we make it quads...
Don't hate me :(
#621 to #65 - anon (08/29/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1**
#71 to #65 - thedeathofme (08/28/2012) [-]
MFW:
MFW:
#623 to #65 - calihomegrown (08/29/2012) [-]
**calihomegrown rolls 4,710,962** Lucky number s7evens
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#75 to #65 - anon (08/28/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 563** TRIPS
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User avatar #92 to #75 - novastroyer (08/28/2012) [-]
**novastroyer rolls 808** oops I tripped.
#629 to #92 - anon (08/29/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0,519** **** YOU
#631 to #629 - novastroyer (08/29/2012) [-]
**novastroyer rolls 9,616**
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#358 to #327 - boxinabox (08/29/2012) [-]
0/10, stop trying
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User avatar #20 to #11 - alanthewhite (08/28/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 478,586,438** Funnier than the content.
#161 to #20 - bensho (08/28/2012) [-]
But it wouldn't be funny without the content.
#361 - deezknuts (08/29/2012) [-]
mfw the first post
User avatar #49 - faithrider (08/28/2012) [-]
If God doesn't exist then why were ears made so perfectly to fit headphones?
User avatar #50 to #49 - rubixium (08/28/2012) [-]
other way around man
User avatar #51 to #50 - faithrider (08/28/2012) [-]
that's the joke.jpg
#53 to #51 - rubixium (08/28/2012) [-]
Is it a really the joke? or are you covering your own ass?
User avatar #55 to #53 - faithrider (08/28/2012) [-]
it's the ******* joke...
#59 to #53 - klondal (08/28/2012) [-]
That's the joke. Its making fun of the stupid arguments that some christians make to prove that God exists
User avatar #74 to #59 - faithrider (08/28/2012) [-]
only some though. i have some actually legitimate ones, i just thought that a troll on ewould work better here...
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#320 - TheLastNinja (08/29/2012) [-]
What about forearms?
What about forearms?
#70 - eiad ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
#111 - therikta (08/28/2012) [-]
Why can't people just leave things be? the original is much funnier, and its a series. i might upload. enjoy
#467 to #111 - lostfaux (08/29/2012) [-]
Good job, posting all the comics.
I read the first one as "What about a baby in a pi suit with a cigar"
#118 to #117 - therikta (08/28/2012) [-]
last part..5. with shameless plug by website
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#404 - Danzig (08/29/2012) [-]
**** you Dooley
#359 - anon (08/29/2012) [-]
#533 - SatanicMonk (08/29/2012) [-]
Biceps skinnier than forearms you say?
#366 - trolololer (08/29/2012) [-]
mfw the last post
#52 - slumberdonkey (08/28/2012) [-]
Wow, i scrolled down and there was only one person bitching about the god one... good job fj, you're getting better
Wow, i scrolled down and there was only one person bitching about the god one... good job fj, you're getting better
User avatar #1 - Pedosnake (08/28/2012) [-]
chuckled
#420 - onceman (08/29/2012) [-]
I hope some of you got it.
#357 - stevestevestevetwo (08/29/2012) [-]
It goes both ways, buddy.
#531 to #357 - spermtroll (08/29/2012) [-]
I don't believe in God, but I don't claim he doesn't exist.
User avatar #539 to #531 - stevestevestevetwo (08/29/2012) [-]
and I thank you for it
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#529 to #357 - anon (08/29/2012) [-]
"A fire-breathing dragon lives in my garage"
Suppose I seriously make such an assertion to you. Surely you'd want to check it out, see for yourself. There have been innumerable stories of dragons over the centuries, but no real evidence. What an opportunity!

"Show me," you say. I lead you to my garage. You look inside and see a ladder, empty paint cans, an old tricycle -- but no dragon.

"Where's the dragon?" you ask.

"Oh, she's right here," I reply, waving vaguely. "I neglected to mention that she's an invisible dragon."

You propose spreading flour on the floor of the garage to capture the dragon's footprints.

"Good idea," I say, "but this dragon floats in the air."

Then you'll use an infrared sensor to detect the invisible fire.

"Good idea, but the invisible fire is also heatless."

You'll spray-paint the dragon and make her visible.

"Good idea, but she's an incorporeal dragon and the paint won't stick." And so on. I counter every physical test you propose with a special explanation of why it won't work.

Now, what's the difference between an invisible, incorporeal, floating dragon who spits heatless fire and no dragon at all? If there's no way to disprove my contention, no conceivable experiment that would count against it, what does it mean to say that my dragon exists?
#377 to #357 - twistan (08/29/2012) [-]
It works in many ways, for example "I own a purple unicorn." try proving I don't.
User avatar #394 to #377 - heartlessrobot (08/29/2012) [-]
Because, your unicorn is clearly pink.
User avatar #393 to #377 - mavericjones (08/29/2012) [-]
I can prove that it is radically unlikely that you don't, at least. Sadly, no one can prove that it is likely that God does or does not exist.
#389 to #357 - thepenname (08/29/2012) [-]
Thumbs all around in this thread for maintaining some semblance of civility.
#433 to #357 - ilikeaaks (08/29/2012) [-]
prove that i dont have a 12 inch penis. what? you cant? well then i obviously do.

christians: 0
atheists: 0
you: -1
#367 to #357 - giocimo (08/29/2012) [-]
it goes this way too
#448 to #367 - panzerbro (08/29/2012) [-]
Spoder plz
User avatar #363 to #357 - deezknuts (08/29/2012) [-]
agnosticism if beautiful, it's the ability to evaluate either argument and just say **** it I don't know
#369 to #363 - stevestevestevetwo (08/29/2012) [-]
I like to believe there is a God, but I'm smart enough to acknowledge that you can't prove the existence or non existence of a God.
#374 to #369 - deezknuts (08/29/2012) [-]
yes..

yes...

i agree...

you are cool...
#435 to #369 - ninonybox (08/29/2012) [-]
This guy has the right idea!
This guy has the right idea!
#421 to #369 - suspensa (08/29/2012) [-]
you are a smart man
#482 to #369 - hauntzor (08/29/2012) [-]
I like to believe in a higher power as well, simply because I can't comprehend a universe that wasn't brought upon by anything but an accident.  When you look at our planet amongst all the other planets in our galaxy, we truly are a freak occurrence that (I believe) was anything but an accident.    
   
I don't really conform to any sort of organized religion because I think believing in God is sort of a personal thing, you know?  I believe that specific beliefs such as Christianity, Islam, Judaism and basically all other religions that revolve around some kind of monotheism are just ways of getting acquainted with God.  You can choose to follow them if it's what feels right to you, or you can go along your own path.   
   
I can't prove anything about my basis of beliefs, it's just what feels right to me.  And besides, I think the things that can't be explained are the most beautiful.   
   
TL;DR I don't believe God exists within a specific religion; He lives in all of us, whether we're aware of it or not   
   
inb4 whoa there Charles Dickens
I like to believe in a higher power as well, simply because I can't comprehend a universe that wasn't brought upon by anything but an accident. When you look at our planet amongst all the other planets in our galaxy, we truly are a freak occurrence that (I believe) was anything but an accident.

I don't really conform to any sort of organized religion because I think believing in God is sort of a personal thing, you know? I believe that specific beliefs such as Christianity, Islam, Judaism and basically all other religions that revolve around some kind of monotheism are just ways of getting acquainted with God. You can choose to follow them if it's what feels right to you, or you can go along your own path.

I can't prove anything about my basis of beliefs, it's just what feels right to me. And besides, I think the things that can't be explained are the most beautiful.

TL;DR I don't believe God exists within a specific religion; He lives in all of us, whether we're aware of it or not

inb4 whoa there Charles Dickens

#540 to #482 - himym (08/29/2012) [-]
i 			*******		 love you
i ******* love you
User avatar #375 to #363 - heartlessrobot (08/29/2012) [-]
How to be indecisive/not give a ****
Be agnostic and bisexual
Why choose one or the other when you can choose both or neither?
User avatar #391 to #375 - stevestevestevetwo (08/29/2012) [-]
Well I'd rather not have a penis in my ass or **** another dude, but I like the point you're making.
User avatar #397 to #391 - heartlessrobot (08/29/2012) [-]
I think it's mostly because my standards are dangerously low and getting lower each day.
#425 - sweatyasains (08/29/2012) [-]
Prove his non existence or existence
User avatar #429 to #425 - tehmanmilk (08/29/2012) [-]
pastafarianisim ftw
User avatar #446 to #425 - draezeth (08/29/2012) [-]
I ate him, that's why he doesn't exist! MWAHAHAHA!
#509 to #425 - HarvietheDinkle (08/29/2012) [-]
He has 2 balls.   
I have 2 balls.   
He's tannish cream-colored.   
I'm tannish-cream colored.   
He can fly.   
I can fly.   
coincidence? I THINK NOT!
He has 2 balls.
I have 2 balls.
He's tannish cream-colored.
I'm tannish-cream colored.
He can fly.
I can fly.
coincidence? I THINK NOT!
#430 to #425 - redrummurder (08/29/2012) [-]
The Babel fish. (Proof of the non-existence of God.)
User avatar #453 to #430 - deliciousdee ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
Ironic how that book opens up with "In the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."

Note: created.
#479 to #453 - meanmrhyde (08/29/2012) [-]
are you saying that douglas adams was a creationist? cause thats just so wrong. so wrong
User avatar #484 to #479 - deliciousdee ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
No, not saying that. Dude was high off his ass the whole time he was writing that book though.
#486 to #484 - meanmrhyde (08/29/2012) [-]
i'm not sure that's true but your point is?
User avatar #615 to #486 - deliciousdee ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
I dont really have one
#308 - oreck (08/29/2012) [-]
you JUST had to put that religious one in there to cause a ********** ..

User avatar #335 to #308 - mylazy ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
You know, the ironic thing is, until I came down to the comments I didn't think anything of the religious joke (I am religious) and then I saw people talking about how butthurt all the religious people were getting. Wasn't reading this just a waste of 15 seconds of your time?
#339 to #335 - oreck (08/29/2012) [-]
I'm not that slow of a reader...   
   
i lied yes i am   
You clever 			************
I'm not that slow of a reader...

i lied yes i am
You clever ************
#140 - squishyfresh (08/28/2012) [-]
use this wisely.
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