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#4 - reinmar
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(08/27/2012) [-]
This is what I was expecting in the last panel
#23 to #4 - zickenlotto
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(08/28/2012) [-]
I don't see a dif...
#28 to #23 - bummerdrummer
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(08/28/2012) [-]
i have the weirdest Garrus right now
#66 - parrotgod
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Of course she was faking it. The camera angle was too intrusive. Proper mating rituals can only occur under strict conditions. Conditions not met. Must run further tests with better control group. Perhaps for Interspecies Fun Time 4. I played a tree in the third.
#132 to #66 - dwarfman
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Go back to being dead! I was just finishing the mourning process.
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#118 to #66 - hotschurl
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(08/28/2012) [-]
He wouldn't say the "The" in the second sentence and the "I" in the last sentence - Still a pretty good comment though
#208 to #118 - parrotgod
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(08/28/2012) [-]
i had my husband trying to ghost write him over my shoulder. So that was my whoops but yes I agree.
#67 to #66 - sircool
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(08/28/2012) [-]
read all of it in his voice...
#11 - realitysabitch
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(08/28/2012) [-]
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#12 - xXsTeVeXx
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#134 - RandomDoofus
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(08/28/2012) [-]
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#221 to #134 - diegotan
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(05/19/2013) [-]
But he has almost no hair!
#222 to #221 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
It's referring to Ashley. Unless you joking...
#128 - thatsmrnoob
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(08/28/2012) [-]
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#62 - iliketires
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(08/28/2012) [-]
She will always be the one for me.
#70 to #62 - lavitts
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Ahem to that brother!
#84 to #70 - anon
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(08/28/2012) [-]
amen you mean?
#209 to #84 - lavitts
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(08/28/2012) [-]
........oops.
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#101 to #74 - guyandface
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(08/28/2012) [-]
you many like this sir
you many like this sir
#119 to #74 - oloman
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(08/28/2012) [-]
I second this so hard
#206 to #74 - iliketires
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(08/28/2012) [-]
But, of you have Tali then Garrus doesn't get anyone!
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#76 to #74 - anon
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(08/28/2012) [-]
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#63 to #62 - sircool
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(08/28/2012) [-]
#103 to #63 - salmonofdoubt
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(08/28/2012) [-]
So that's what a male Asari looks like...
#117 to #103 - bossdelainternet
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(08/28/2012) [-]
thankfully there aren't any
thankfully there aren't any
#200 - Nignigs
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Garrus Vakarian was suppose to lead the suicide mission, but "Flawless Victory" didn't have the same ring to it.

Morinth once had a mind-meld with Garrus Vakarian. She complained he never called her back.

Little kids wear batman underpants. Batman wears Garrus Vakarian underpants.

They named the bridge he held on Omega after Garrus once he left. They had to rename it later unfortunately, because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

Garrus Vakarian destroyed the periodic table, because Garrus Vakarian only recognizes the element of surprise.

Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.

Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.

Garrus Vakarian didn't join the Spectres because you can't break all the rules if your job doesn't have any.

After much debate, the Council decided to unleash the genophage on the Krogan rather than the alternative of sending Garrus Vakarian. It was deemed more "humane."
#216 to #200 - hazelino
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(09/08/2012) [-]
don't forget his voice is like liquid sex
#201 to #200 - Nignigs
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(08/28/2012) [-]
Content expires just as I post it. Gosh darn diggity bee bop boo.
#217 to #200 - thequeenbee
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(09/13/2012) [-]
this is epic. epic as garrus.
this is epic. epic as garrus.
#203 to #200 - merrymarvelite [OP]
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(08/28/2012) [-]
YES. YES. A MILLION TIMES YES.
#57 - halor
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(08/28/2012) [-]
#224 to #57 - anon
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(12/05/2015) [-]
but why a krogan and a human at the same end that is just one two many