Turian Porn. Always wondered how it worked.. E Al El i. illigal# 5555... G' Stiill. This is what I was expecting in the last panel Naughty bits
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#66 - parrotgod (08/28/2012) [-]
Of course she was faking it. The camera angle was too intrusive. Proper mating rituals can only occur under strict conditions. Conditions not met. Must run further tests with better control group. Perhaps for Interspecies Fun Time 4. I played a tree in the third.
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#132 to #66 - dwarfman (08/28/2012) [-]
Go back to being dead! I was just finishing the mourning process.
User avatar #118 to #66 - hotschurl (08/28/2012) [-]
He wouldn't say the "The" in the second sentence and the "I" in the last sentence - Still a pretty good comment though
User avatar #208 to #118 - parrotgod (08/28/2012) [-]
i had my husband trying to ghost write him over my shoulder. So that was my whoops but yes I agree.
#67 to #66 - sircool (08/28/2012) [-]
read all of it in his voice...
#4 - reinmar (08/27/2012) [-]
This is what I was expecting in the last panel
#23 to #4 - zickenlotto (08/28/2012) [-]
I don't see a dif...
#28 to #23 - bummerdrummer (08/28/2012) [-]
i have the weirdest Garrus right now
#134 - RandomDoofus (08/28/2012) [-]
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#221 to #134 - diegotan (05/19/2013) [-]
But he has almost no hair!
#222 to #221 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
It's referring to Ashley. Unless you joking...
#128 - thatsmrnoob (08/28/2012) [-]
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#11 - realitysabitch (08/28/2012) [-]
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#200 - Nignigs (08/28/2012) [-]
Garrus Vakarian was suppose to lead the suicide mission, but "Flawless Victory" didn't have the same ring to it.

Morinth once had a mind-meld with Garrus Vakarian. She complained he never called her back.

Little kids wear batman underpants. Batman wears Garrus Vakarian underpants.

They named the bridge he held on Omega after Garrus once he left. They had to rename it later unfortunately, because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

Garrus Vakarian destroyed the periodic table, because Garrus Vakarian only recognizes the element of surprise.

Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.

Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.

Garrus Vakarian didn't join the Spectres because you can't break all the rules if your job doesn't have any.

After much debate, the Council decided to unleash the genophage on the Krogan rather than the alternative of sending Garrus Vakarian. It was deemed more "humane."
User avatar #216 to #200 - hazelino (09/08/2012) [-]
don't forget his voice is like liquid sex
User avatar #201 to #200 - Nignigs (08/28/2012) [-]
Content expires just as I post it. Gosh darn diggity bee bop boo.
#217 to #200 - thequeenbee (09/13/2012) [-]
this is epic. epic as garrus.
this is epic. epic as garrus.
#203 to #200 - merrymarvelite (08/28/2012) [-]
YES. YES. A MILLION TIMES YES.
#130 - rbpwn (08/28/2012) [-]
The way her hips contracted was just unconvincing
#138 to #130 - impossiblemyazz (08/28/2012) [-]
but... they cannot lie...
#57 - halor (08/28/2012) [-]
#93 to #81 - anon (08/28/2012) [-]
I loved that video mass defect 2 it was so ******* funny in fact your image makes me want to go watch it right now...
#83 to #81 - sircool (08/28/2012) [-]
gif.
gif.
#115 to #102 - evilanakie ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
rape?
#35 - iizpurple (08/28/2012) [-]
Shepard, I...
#38 to #35 - chocopockey (08/28/2012) [-]
I've got some calibrations to do.
#150 - TRINDADE ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
Pff wait till she sees krogan porn
Pff wait till she sees krogan porn
User avatar #151 to #150 - merrymarvelite (08/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #152 to #151 - TRINDADE ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
no, sir, I don't wanna know
User avatar #154 to #152 - merrymarvelite (08/28/2012) [-]
Gah. Search YouTube for intricacies of krogan sex.
User avatar #220 to #219 - TRINDADE ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
1- I knew the original, it's cool
2- wtf you are commenting in a 4 months old post how do you even got here
User avatar #223 to #220 - masterspectre (06/13/2013) [-]
Please, I'm commenting in a 10 month old post.
#1 - empithree (08/27/2012) [-]
ever wondered about the hanar?
User avatar #3 to #1 - poorjew (08/27/2012) [-]
Hanar , hentai coming true.
User avatar #7 to #1 - majorcris (08/28/2012) [-]
In ME1 they I think they mention an Asari x Hanar porno at some point.
#19 to #1 - anon (08/28/2012) [-]
> Want to read text to see what it says.
> At work.
> Have computer that can be seen from anywhere in the room.

**** you, empithree, **** you.
#30 to #19 - anon (08/28/2012) [-]
Haha! I'm anon, your thumbs mean nothing to me, bitches!
User avatar #8 to #1 - srskate (08/28/2012) [-]
those asari-hanar porn games are kinda freaky
#14 to #1 - norwegianlolz (08/28/2012) [-]
NOPE!!!


seen hanar... I know where this is going....
#24 to #1 - mattdoggy (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm more into those elcor myself
User avatar #16 to #13 - thedippestofshits ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
my stomache AND jaw are aching from laughing at this and i can't even tell why
User avatar #162 to #158 - vizz ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
oh god i lol'ed
#164 to #162 - goldenpotato (08/28/2012) [-]
I know, that picture has always made me laugh.
#187 to #186 - goldenpotato (08/28/2012) [-]
Haha, I have that one saved too.
#61 - sircool (08/28/2012) [-]
meanwhile, in joker's love life.
User avatar #77 to #61 - Maroon (08/28/2012) [-]
hey that robot body thing can disguise itself. He has it the best out of anyone if you ask me.
User avatar #78 to #61 - Maroon (08/28/2012) [-]
If EDI was a love interest for Shepherd I would totally have hit that.
#116 to #61 - evilanakie ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
i drew this yesterday
dont mind my hand
#39 - notwwlink ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
Oh garrus
Oh garrus
#5 - lego (08/27/2012) [-]
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