Woman Logic. .. I don't care if a girl has a nice body and big tits, I just care about her personality. -Said no man ever.
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#152 - thedumbledore (08/28/2012) [-]
To lots people both male and female, looks and personality both matter. You can't have a successful relationship with someone you don't actually get along with, nor can you have one with someone you don't find at all attractive. *shrug*

If someone bats you off just because you don't look like a ******* Italian model, they aint worth your time.
#191 to #152 - jimmytwoshoes (08/28/2012) [-]
so your saying if everyone leaves you because they dont think you look good enough noone is worth your time?

D,=
User avatar #363 to #191 - thedumbledore (08/28/2012) [-]
If every person you date keeps leaving you because they don't find you attractive, you are going after the wrong people.
#536 to #152 - John Cena (08/28/2012) [-]
Dumbledore always offers the best advice.
Dumbledore always offers the best advice.
#157 to #152 - bdowns (08/28/2012) [-]
I like you
I like you
#170 to #157 - nightstar (08/28/2012) [-]
Just because of their looks?
#411 - tacblack (08/28/2012) [-]
How ******* hypocritical can people be? You can easily say the same thing about guys. What guy has ever said "Idc about her the way a girl looks. She could be fat and physically deformed in the face, but if a girl has a great personality then by god I'm going to so many dirty things to that anus."

Everybody on here that is butthurt about the friendzone should change THEIR actions and not expect the girl to one day be like "i actually like you." Take the initiative gentlemen. And if she says no I just want to be friends then search for another girl. You searching for other women will probably inevitably get that girl to like you because you are showing her that you actually don't give a **** .
User avatar #434 to #411 - majormoron (08/28/2012) [-]
It's true.

Looks matter. Face it people. If your fat, stop eating so much **** and losse the weight. If you got, erhm, Propionibacterium acnes (I hate our words for it) WASH YOUR ******* FACE.

And if you don't want to do these things, don't whine about how your love life sucks!

Take off the armor tacblack, you don't need it. If people want to rage on you, feel free to use me as a human (meat) shield.
User avatar #500 to #434 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (08/28/2012) [-]
Well washing your face doesn't always help in that category. I washed my face religiously and tried ridiculous amounts of products, I eventually had to go get 3 medications prescribed to me (and pay a ton of money for them) just to deal with it.

However, I agree with the general statement of you can always do something about the way you look, and the way to go isn't complaining.
User avatar #490 to #434 - majormoron (08/28/2012) [-]
i see i am fufilling my role as a human meat sheild.
#460 to #434 - John Cena (08/28/2012) [-]
What do you do if you have a face like an autistic baby? You're pretty much screwed!

(Unless you can afford plastic surgery)
User avatar #461 to #460 - majormoron (08/28/2012) [-]
In which case, the phrase (unless, like you said, you got money for surgery) to use here is:

YOU'RE ******* SCREWED!
User avatar #653 to #411 - cruzslzr (08/28/2012) [-]
The thing with women is it's all about numbers. The more you ask out (without a shred of fear of rejection) the more probable you are to actually go out with one or more. It takes guts to keep asking girls out even after countless rejections but as a man we can shrug it off and play the alpha male, even if you go cry at your house. That kind of attitude will give you probability and if you have some looks, then it won't take long for a girl to come your way.
Coming from a single guy this is ironic but I've learned from more experienced men.
#435 to #411 - xtwinblade ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
You are not the hero that funnyjunk needs right now, you are the hero that funnyjunk deserves.
User avatar #427 - deathskream (08/28/2012) [-]
Hypocrisy. Hypocrisy everywhere.
User avatar #436 to #427 - jacencaedus (08/28/2012) [-]
no, that's called women logic
User avatar #447 to #436 - helenwheels (08/28/2012) [-]
I think he's talking about the hypocrisy of the post.
you know, because this post is extremely hypocritical?
but I guess that fact that you don't see that is just male logic.
User avatar #452 to #447 - jacencaedus (08/28/2012) [-]
oops, I thought he was talking about the fact that woman get pissed at the fact that men do that
I am really tired, please forgive me
User avatar #465 to #452 - helenwheels (08/28/2012) [-]
both genders are guilty,
then you should rest.
User avatar #467 to #465 - deathskream (08/28/2012) [-]
Actually, I failed to reply to the guy who commented below me, I just never noticed.
#449 to #436 - mscomic (08/28/2012) [-]
norly?
norly?
#13 - sparkieemae (08/27/2012) [-]
I don't care if a girl has a nice body and big tits, I just care about her personality.

-Said no man ever.
User avatar #53 to #13 - burnoutlegend (08/27/2012) [-]
As long as she dosen't friend zone me or make me want to curl up and die, she's good enough
User avatar #613 to #13 - biggydy (08/28/2012) [-]
If the girl has a nice personality, and she is at least a 6/10, i'd date her
User avatar #41 to #13 - jetpistol (08/27/2012) [-]
Actually pretty/cute and good personnality is enough for me.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jetpistol (08/27/2012) [-]
Or at least "not ugly"
User avatar #43 to #42 - sparkieemae (08/27/2012) [-]
And if a girl said well actually just rich/muscular is good enough for me. At least not "ugly"

Would that make her a complete shallow slut, or just a girl with standards.

Allow me to take this time to remind you of exactly what you just said before I said this.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jetpistol (08/27/2012) [-]
A rich and muscular man seems to be harder to find than a "cute" girl. A lot of girls are "cute". They are ******* everywhere !
(And if she really ment "not ugly" I would not call that a slut)
User avatar #46 to #45 - jetpistol (08/27/2012) [-]
Maybe I'm not good at developing ideas in english. Reffer to #17, and let's say I'd be very happy with #19's situation
#663 to #13 - vanoreo (08/28/2012) [-]
I wouldn't date a woman that most people considered "hot".

I'd only date someone considered "average" or "above average"

Think, they aren't as stuck up, usually more intelligent, less of a chance of finding a dude ******* her, etc.

(Plus I find "hot chicks" very unattractive.)
#669 to #663 - sparkieemae (08/28/2012) [-]
******* facinating, please everyone comment and tell me more about the odd specifics of your "type" of object uhh.. girl. I am so interested in what you specifically find attractive in your object girlfriend all of which happen to still be completely objectifying.
User avatar #678 to #669 - vanoreo (08/28/2012) [-]
Think about it, how many average looking girls are as much of stuck up bitches as "hot"chicks?
#666 to #663 - John Cena (08/28/2012) [-]
i mean it's ok to be gay.
User avatar #17 to #13 - augustusxxiv (08/27/2012) [-]
To me, How pretty her face is is the most important physical aspect of a girl's attractiveness. A girl can have magnificent breasts and butt, but if her face is ugly, it's a deal breaker for me.
User avatar #338 to #17 - samxdaxman (08/28/2012) [-]
holy **** i have never heard someone other than me utter those words on this site. we are a minority friend.
#398 to #338 - John Cena (08/28/2012) [-]
not sure if serious
#414 to #398 - samxdaxman (08/28/2012) [-]
100% srs anon.
User avatar #355 to #338 - augustusxxiv (08/28/2012) [-]
High five!
User avatar #360 to #355 - samxdaxman (08/28/2012) [-]
*puts hand up to screen* wait...... **** .
User avatar #362 to #360 - augustusxxiv (08/28/2012) [-]
CRAP! Ah well, But excellent! You're right, we ARE a minority, unfortunately.

User avatar #369 to #362 - samxdaxman (08/28/2012) [-]
i prefer to look at what im going to be ******* . i dont really want to try anal(well, maybe once or twice) and big tits never really did anything for me but look big.
User avatar #396 to #369 - augustusxxiv (08/28/2012) [-]
I agree, after face ass would probably be more important to me, then breasts.
User avatar #406 to #396 - samxdaxman (08/28/2012) [-]
yeah. plus i dont want her to poop on my dick.
User avatar #440 to #406 - augustusxxiv (08/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, ha---wait, WHAT
User avatar #441 to #440 - samxdaxman (08/28/2012) [-]
NOTHING, NOTHING. I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING.
User avatar #462 to #441 - augustusxxiv (08/28/2012) [-]
Wha---The shock is subsiding, so answer me this:


.....Why?
User avatar #502 to #462 - samxdaxman (08/28/2012) [-]
Im just kidding hahaha.[big][big]
User avatar #506 to #502 - samxdaxman (08/28/2012) [-]
What the **** , i didn't click the "big" icon.
#665 to #506 - DangerToManifold (08/28/2012) [-]
why dont you just bum him already
#520 to #13 - vepevellu (08/28/2012) [-]
Warning! below this comment are just white knights trying to prove how little they care about appearance.
User avatar #47 to #13 - marlkarxthethird (08/27/2012) [-]
I've only ever dated fairly short, flat-chested girls. Not because I'm more attracted to short women with no boobs, but because I was more attracted to them because of their personality than their appearance.
#86 to #47 - marlkarxthethird (08/28/2012) [-]
Huh. Negative thumbs. I must be doing something right, for a change.
Huh. Negative thumbs. I must be doing something right, for a change.
#173 to #86 - John Cena (08/28/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up because same. I've been with a short girl with rather small boobs (although to be fair i am more attracted to those traits) for almost two years now, she is the most wonderful person I've ever met.
#521 to #173 - budbrown (08/28/2012) [-]
i have never been on a date. Video games, internet, and watching sports are my life. i am.... forever alone
i have never been on a date. Video games, internet, and watching sports are my life. i am.... forever alone
#664 to #521 - DangerToManifold (08/28/2012) [-]
this was and still is me. got drunk at my sisters birthday party 7 years ago and woke up with one of her friends. been together since. its been great
#212 to #173 - marlkarxthethird (08/28/2012) [-]
Good on ya, mate.
Good on ya, mate.
User avatar #19 to #13 - potrsr (08/27/2012) [-]
guess what. As much as i love tittest my gf doesnt have big ones. She is 6/10 but her persoanlitiy is the one i love the most. Charming, nice, funny, goofie... I am 1%
#14 to #13 - GmCity (08/27/2012) [-]
I care about her personality, both of them has to be good, and well rounded.
#71 to #14 - dafunkad ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
Well of course, we all care about personality and sense of humor but none of us can say we don't care about a nice body or a cute face. For the same reason girls like handsome and rich dudes. (with rock hard abs, sexy body, nice personality and money, and also money)
#586 to #71 - jakols ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
I got a buddy that literally dates a whale with massacred peace of steak for a face.
She is a nice girl, great personality. but she looks like **** . they've dated for over a year

yfw my comment
User avatar #545 to #14 - greendreamy73 (08/28/2012) [-]
As long as her tits are well rounded, we're good.
#379 to #14 - John Cena (08/28/2012) [-]
girls like well rounded guys too
#204 - John Cena (08/28/2012) [-]
I care about a woman's looks, so I expect them to care about mine.
You guys go on and on about girls not being attracted to you, but which girls are you going after? The one's with the nice bodies, right? Why not the fat girls? Because you aren't attracted to them?

Put down the cookies, and go for a jog.
User avatar #214 to #204 - specialops (08/28/2012) [-]
damn...right in the heart.
User avatar #231 to #204 - amoussa (08/28/2012) [-]
thing is, just us much as place our high expectations for girls to look like this or that, girls also place their high expectations for men to have that domineering, badass confident nature, high social proof, good level of preselection (if they can see that other women are attracted to you), being rich and successful that some of us men are simply not born with.

If they expect me to meet their expectations on personality and social proof, then I expect them to meet my expectations on their looks! Our universe is built on the equivalence of exchange.
#316 - fishinyourface (08/28/2012) [-]
way to appeal to the butthurt so-called "nice guys" on this site OP.....
way to appeal to the butthurt so-called "nice guys" on this site OP.....
#225 - Foopert (08/28/2012) [-]
But in reality...we all just want the SEX
User avatar #269 to #225 - gimmeyobrain (08/28/2012) [-]
not girls. they can control that **** . i wish we could just RAPE
#290 to #269 - Foopert (08/28/2012) [-]
We all want to believe.
We all want to believe.
#298 to #290 - gimmeyobrain (08/28/2012) [-]
some chick posted a status saying 'are there any guys out there that DONT have sexual intentions?' I mean come the **** on... im a 17 year old dude ******* stacked to the ears with boiling testosterone. ill save the serious relationships for my ladder years.

pic related
User avatar #294 to #225 - wilfredfanforever (08/28/2012) [-]
Too bad the chicks aren't as desperate as guys.
User avatar #135 - xxAnnekaxx (08/28/2012) [-]
I personally think looks are important in a way. I am not saying they're the most important thing, but what kind of relationship can you really have if you're not physically attracted to your partner?
User avatar #80 - imcoolashell (08/27/2012) [-]
same with every man.... except they want a hot girl with a nice ass and big tits
User avatar #84 to #80 - rjake (08/28/2012) [-]
My girlfriend has the curves of a 10 year old boy and I still love her with all my heart
#112 to #84 - EjaculationMan (08/28/2012) [-]
she must be satisfying the pedophile inside you!
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User avatar #389 - reaperssprint (08/28/2012) [-]
Then why waste your time on these girls? Half the people bitching about girls like this tend to ignore those average girls with great personalities because they are obsessed over these girls. The hypocrisy is never ending I swear.
#192 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/28/2012) [-]
and that's why your hands wrap perfectly around your dick.
and that's why your hands wrap perfectly around your dick.
#446 - ishotthedeputy (08/28/2012) [-]
Sounds like someone wants to make generalizations
#279 - zealexmeister (08/28/2012) [-]
lol, this looked funny to me, so i cropped it.
#58 - helenwheels (08/27/2012) [-]
>implying FJ(a predominantly male site) doesn't call fat girls disgusting all the time
>implying people notice their own logical contractions when it comes to sexual pubescent hormones.
>implying forever alone in high school truly is forever alone.
#48 - John Cena (08/27/2012) [-]
Typical male funny junk user logic-
It's ok for guys to ignore ugly girls and only want attractive ones, but when a girl does the same thing, its time to complain about in on the internet or start phrases such as "the friend zone" to justify their stupidity
User avatar #9 - AMATORY (08/27/2012) [-]
What women have you talked to? Just the sluts clearly. Trust me, if cupid strikes ya, be you male or female, you'll think everything that person is/does is perfect. That is all.
User avatar #650 - milthyfoustache (08/28/2012) [-]
"I'm a bitter, loner ass hole who gets no pussy"

- said every funnyjunk user ever
User avatar #651 to #650 - anaphase (08/28/2012) [-]
Including your fine self?
#652 to #651 - milthyfoustache (08/28/2012) [-]
I said every funnyjunk user, so yes
#239 - John Cena (08/28/2012) [-]
isn't that the uglyiest smile you have ever seen?
#248 to #239 - John Cena (08/28/2012) [-]
i thought so too
#85 - John Cena (08/28/2012) [-]
Posting as anon so I'm not thumbwhoring, this is exactly what I think and it's the truth:   
   
Looks play a minor part in relationships to me (not that I've ever had one), of course I need to be attracted to the boy but that doesn't necessarily mean they have to be godlike. I can recognise what I think is an unattractive boy on the surface but it doesn't mean I can't learn to be attracted to their personality.  All a boy really needs is a kind personality. If you do happen to be 'unfortunate looking', it doesn't mean everyone thinks so, someone will find you attractive. Also you should make an effort, just because you think you're unattractive doesn't mean you shouldn't bother with your hair or clothes, they can make a big difference.    
When it comes to body I really don't care if you have muscles or not or that you might be overweight, as long as you're not so overweight that it could damage your health and you're just not trying to become more healthy then you're fine.    
Sorry if I sound like an attention whore, I just wanted to let you all know that you shouldn't give up because you think you're unattractive or ONE person isn't attracted to you.    
tl;dr - If you think you're unattractive, at least one person will find you good looking, make an effort and you will see changes.
Posting as anon so I'm not thumbwhoring, this is exactly what I think and it's the truth:

Looks play a minor part in relationships to me (not that I've ever had one), of course I need to be attracted to the boy but that doesn't necessarily mean they have to be godlike. I can recognise what I think is an unattractive boy on the surface but it doesn't mean I can't learn to be attracted to their personality. All a boy really needs is a kind personality. If you do happen to be 'unfortunate looking', it doesn't mean everyone thinks so, someone will find you attractive. Also you should make an effort, just because you think you're unattractive doesn't mean you shouldn't bother with your hair or clothes, they can make a big difference.
When it comes to body I really don't care if you have muscles or not or that you might be overweight, as long as you're not so overweight that it could damage your health and you're just not trying to become more healthy then you're fine.
Sorry if I sound like an attention whore, I just wanted to let you all know that you shouldn't give up because you think you're unattractive or ONE person isn't attracted to you.
tl;dr - If you think you're unattractive, at least one person will find you good looking, make an effort and you will see changes.
#100 to #85 - waffies (08/28/2012) [-]
You needn't worry about others thinking your thumbwhoring, it's the internet, shouldn't matter. Just wanted to say way to make a point. I may quote you a bit to some of my less-esteemfull friends. Have a wonderful life.
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