dont judge. .. just because he is in the army doesn't mean he isn't a massive douche.
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User avatar #19 - iHAXnoobs (08/27/2012) [-]
just because he is in the army doesn't mean he isn't a massive douche.
#63 to #19 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
Airforce, But massive douchebags die everyday so you can say **** like this on the internet so just remember to have some respect.
User avatar #134 to #19 - ningyoaijin (08/27/2012) [-]
Exactly. A small percentage of people who join war efforts are those who genuinely want to do **** for their own country, but the vast majority are attention-seeking douches who aren't intelligent to do anything productive other than become cannon fodder.
#856 to #19 - blakjack (08/28/2012) [-]
as a senior in high school, i know plenty of douches going into the army,
they think there the **** and wont stop talking about it
User avatar #876 to #856 - MakiChan (08/28/2012) [-]
most of those types dont last long.....if they can get in. they have to take a test to get in. i know this one guy thats failed it 3 times and keeps acting like hes gunna be some badass solider etc....my dad said if he even manages to get in he prob end up in the corner crying on first day.
User avatar #429 to #19 - cudlefish (08/27/2012) [-]
Him having tatoos doesn't make him a massive douch either
User avatar #866 to #429 - iHAXnoobs (08/28/2012) [-]
I was leaning towards the backwards hat, I am planning on getting some tattoos myself.
User avatar #906 to #866 - cudlefish (08/29/2012) [-]
Yeah i guess the hat can kinda make him a douch bad
User avatar #48 to #19 - silentbagel (08/27/2012) [-]
Air Force but, True.
User avatar #860 to #19 - deezknuts (08/28/2012) [-]
***** ... you just went full intelligent
User avatar #120 to #19 - mildmanneredlucas (08/27/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Army Rangers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#378 to #120 - qtrfuckinghazard (08/27/2012) [-]
Warfare, I...
User avatar #891 to #546 - newerusername (08/28/2012) [-]
looks like a guy i know
#138 to #120 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
I see a few people don't get the joke.
#210 to #120 - aiwendel (08/27/2012) [-]
I always lose it at gorilla warfare
I always lose it at gorilla warfare
User avatar #528 to #210 - briicrasher (08/27/2012) [-]
where'd you see that?
#582 to #528 - aiwendel (08/27/2012) [-]
It was posted a long time ago. Originally a youtube comment. Has been used ever since in the manner shown above.
User avatar #759 to #582 - kaitheguy (08/28/2012) [-]
pretty sure it originated on /b/
#758 to #582 - aBlindMoron (08/28/2012) [-]
I always thought it was from /v/
#610 to #120 - drulludanni (08/27/2012) [-]
"guys i need a jet and a sniper, some guy called me a douche over the internet"
#390 to #120 - lotlizard (08/27/2012) [-]
I FOUND A PICTURE OF YOU WHILE YOU WERE ON TOUR!!!!
#425 to #390 - perfectcomment (08/27/2012) [-]
What in the living **** ?
#877 to #120 - bluelightbebop (08/28/2012) [-]
Gorilla Warfare...

That gets me all the time.
#894 to #120 - inthenameofcake (08/28/2012) [-]
>2012
>People still taking this seriously


>MFW
User avatar #909 to #894 - patriotpenguin (08/30/2012) [-]
**** ...how long ago did someone make that?
#893 to #120 - chargedpking (08/28/2012) [-]
mfw people actually take this seriously on Youtube
User avatar #896 to #120 - vanoreo (08/28/2012) [-]
For the first few words I thought you were being serious
Then I thought
Wait, look for "gorilla warfare"
#258 to #120 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
I bet you don't even lift.
I bet you don't even lift.
User avatar #317 to #258 - lazypaul (08/27/2012) [-]
Are you calling me a faggot?
User avatar #641 to #317 - snappywilliams (08/27/2012) [-]
You shouldn't have red thumbs bro. I get the reference
User avatar #672 to #641 - itsmewaffle (08/27/2012) [-]
Same Here. If you don't get the ******* reference, don't ******* bother.
#668 to #317 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
LOL i wish that had caught on you deserve more thumbs
User avatar #271 to #258 - mildmanneredlucas (08/27/2012) [-]
fite me irl
User avatar #899 to #120 - themastertroller (08/28/2012) [-]
once i saw gorilla warfare, i lost my ****
User avatar #400 to #120 - superassassin (08/27/2012) [-]
If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you ************* . Do you know the dander you're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic **** !




God, I love these pastas
#892 to #120 - anon (08/28/2012) [-]
Damn control c then control v is easy. Got ourselves a keyboard warrior have we?
User avatar #890 to #120 - larska (08/28/2012) [-]
I think you just prove his point more and more...
User avatar #883 to #120 - blackhawksfan (08/28/2012) [-]
Lol Army is full of bitches! You know what they say about the Army right? Aren't Ready to be Marines Yet! I'll be waiting for you to show up at my door. Bring beer.
User avatar #449 to #120 - thatbleachfan (08/27/2012) [-]
This always cracks me up! :)
User avatar #910 to #449 - thatbleachfan (08/30/2012) [-]
Just thumb me down then?
#773 to #120 - literallykony (08/28/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious. I've seen this same post word for word on 4chan at least 3 times. I respect a person in the military but dont go waving it around. ESPECIALLY not on the internet.
#783 to #773 - madjack (08/28/2012) [-]
>Implying this isn't copypasta
#407 to #120 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
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#148 to #133 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
gorilla warfare is never unrelated to anything
#871 to #120 - anon (08/28/2012) [-]
"gorilla warfare"
Try harder.
#815 to #120 - anon (08/28/2012) [-]
Ya know, that wasn't very miled mannered Lucas -_-
#868 to #120 - anon (08/28/2012) [-]
If you really are in the military, act like it and stop behaving like a 4 year old.
#865 to #120 - anon (08/28/2012) [-]
Big boy can't spell. Top of your class? It's funny because spelling is included in all U.S Army classes/
Big boy can't spell. Top of your class? It's funny because spelling is included in all U.S Army classes/
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User avatar #162 to #131 - Skullyy (08/27/2012) [-]
Whoosh.
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#286 to #218 - thesnarfalarker (08/27/2012) [-]






it's a copypasta
#292 to #286 - silentbagel (08/27/2012) [-]
I knew I've seen this before.
User avatar #298 to #292 - thesnarfalarker (08/27/2012) [-]
dont delete your comments. take the red thumbs like a MAN
User avatar #310 to #298 - silentbagel (08/27/2012) [-]
Too late. Pile them on this comment if that is your desire
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User avatar #331 to #330 - silentbagel (08/27/2012) [-]
let it rain
User avatar #303 to #292 - silentbagel (08/27/2012) [-]
I apologize Funnyjunk, mercy?
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#873 to #120 - lefish (08/28/2012) [-]
19 is correct. Soldiers are people too, which means some of them may be legitimate douchebags. This ridiculous ********* would have been better directed at comment 134 (ningyoajin)

army ranger > marine weapons
300 confirmed kills seems a little much for infantry (snipers in the world wars, with
thousands of targets just sitting across a field rarely got more than 200)
rangers don't have spy networks

reads like an xbox live comment minus (your mother)
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#309 to #120 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
in numerous secret raids


tell the internet about the "secret" raids
#274 - foolycooly (08/27/2012) [-]
i truly thank you for serving our country sir......but you are a faggot for doing that FB 			****
i truly thank you for serving our country sir......but you are a faggot for doing that FB ****
#470 - coolfuzzy ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
I was about to write a comment about what I though. Dodged a bullet there.
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#280 - espegaaaa (08/27/2012) [-]
Atleast he didn't say "um"

really, why do people type out "..um"

#50 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
First off, this guy is in the chairforce, not the army.
So he doesn't really do anything.
Second: there are plenty of douche bags in the military who don't deserve the praise they get.
Third: No true soldier would make something as asinine as this.
Also, this guy is probably just an Airman, or Airman First Class.
That is equivalent to a private in the Army.
User avatar #52 to #50 - EventHorizon (08/27/2012) [-]
Hey cupcake, I'm IN the "Air Force" and an A-10 pilot. I do more **** before 0600 than you do in a week, so you can go fondle your scrotum with a feral badger and **** off.
#53 to #52 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
And I'm a 21 Bravo in a Sapper unit.
I actually get **** done.
User avatar #603 to #52 - LemonNADE (08/27/2012) [-]
"0600" QUICK, LEMME THROW IN AS MUCH ARMY LINGO SO I SOUND LEGIT.
By the way, Calling someone 'Cupcake' doesn't work when you have a My Little Pony avatar. Faggot.
User avatar #638 to #603 - EventHorizon (08/27/2012) [-]
Haha it's funny because I know quite a few military bronies that you would not want to **** with, but go ahead and throw around "faggot" all you want... it's very endearing.
User avatar #816 to #638 - LemonNADE (08/28/2012) [-]
Woah, Yeah bro. You're a badass I wouldn't **** with you or anyone else in the 6th grade for that matter.
User avatar #852 to #816 - EventHorizon (08/28/2012) [-]
*sigh* alright buddy, you got me.
User avatar #888 to #52 - tehlulzbringer (08/28/2012) [-]
That doesn't really mean much since it's coming from a guy with a rainbow colored magic unicorn as his avatar.
#60 to #50 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
Really faggot? Airforce Major Walter D. Gray was killed in ************* Afghanistan a week and a half ago with an Army infantry Unit. Don't give me your ******* ******** oh hes just in the ******* chairforce cause these Guys do way more everyday then you'll do in your whole ******* life. Im Army Hooah but i support my ******* brothers in Arms and not these pussy kids who havent done ****
User avatar #65 to #60 - durgesark (08/27/2012) [-]
You seem to jump to conclusions VERY quickly. You don't know about me or anyone else on here or what they do for a living. I HATE people like you who Judge a book by its cover.
sincerely,
Future Police Officer.
User avatar #72 to #60 - EventHorizon (08/27/2012) [-]
It sort of severely disappoints me that you're thumbed down for standing up for the very people that protect these infants' rights to say this **** freely without fear of recourse. I stand with you brother.
#77 to #72 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
Because the Air Force actually protects us.
User avatar #90 to #72 - bulbakip (08/27/2012) [-]
The more pakis they kill the freer america is. its good to be american! LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE.....
User avatar #84 to #72 - danielph (08/27/2012) [-]
don't pay attention to these kids, they think they know everything when they really don't know **** . If we get in an actual war (nation against nation) the airforce is going to be the ones keeping them from being piles of ash.
User avatar #85 to #50 - parrotgod (08/27/2012) [-]
My spouse was in the air force, he was in Misawa when they got the contact for Osama Bin Ladin over in Pakistan while Bush was still in office. While calling it the chair force is funny, please don't degrade your brothers and sisters in arms, they may not be in the field as much as you, but they do try to give you the heads up when ***** about to hit the fan.
#89 to #85 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
I can completely respect your opinion on this.
I think I just got carried away because of the douche bad in the post.
User avatar #91 to #89 - parrotgod (08/27/2012) [-]
*she gives a nod* Thank you so much, I can understand being angry, I just didn't know if it was going to be directed at everyone, or it completely centered around this guy. Also last I checked they were cracking down on idiots with the full body tattoos who were trying to join straight up in and if that guy is STILL in then he must be up to an E-5 because my guy got out at E-4.
#721 to #85 - choasmage (08/28/2012) [-]
It's all in good fun when we make fun of each other. When it comes down to it, we'll defend each other to the end. I'm in the Navy, I basically just expect to be called gay by every other service member, because I know they're only kidding... sometimes.
It's all in good fun when we make fun of each other. When it comes down to it, we'll defend each other to the end. I'm in the Navy, I basically just expect to be called gay by every other service member, because I know they're only kidding... sometimes.
#62 to #50 - iRetaliate (08/27/2012) [-]
MFW chairforce
MFW chairforce
#841 - denizen (08/28/2012) [-]
**denizen rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at 'Merica ** Who I judge
#742 - plutobr (08/28/2012) [-]
I jude this guy
Not because of the tattoos

But because those "did you know that" kind of posts are ******* annoying
#560 - captainmerica (08/27/2012) [-]
Their face when.
Their face when.
User avatar #581 to #560 - thedevilmaycry (08/27/2012) [-]
I love that movie
User avatar #857 to #581 - captainmerica (08/28/2012) [-]
Me too, dude. Me too.
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User avatar #301 to #200 - lolollo ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
You shouldn't feel the need to...
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#228 to #200 - forasecond (08/27/2012) [-]
chair force
#676 to #228 - itsmewaffle (08/27/2012) [-]
Here's a rare shot of chairforce one over mount rushmore.
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#831 to #826 - jebusjabarty (08/28/2012) [-]
best
#695 - stopdropandtroll (08/27/2012) [-]
4-panel posts instantly make me lose all respect for the faggots who make them.
#25 - awesomenesss ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
There's no brakes on the rape train.
User avatar #700 - MistaJesus (08/27/2012) [-]
What is this, facebook?
#587 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
WARNING: The Content bellow is full of **** being flung around by a storm. If you suffer from high blood pressure, irritation to people yo;u disagree with, or rustleable jimmies do NOT scroll down.
#620 to #587 - mrhelmetman (08/27/2012) [-]
Seriously, don't do it guise.
Seriously, don't do it guise.
#593 to #587 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
Why do I never listen to these?
User avatar #599 to #593 - mistressluna (08/27/2012) [-]
Celly just had to see for herself
#387 - tvfreakuk (08/27/2012) [-]
If I do accidentally give a person with tattoos a dirty look, it isn't because I think they are some scumbag and judging them as a person based on their tattoos.   
I just literally find tattoos physically repulsive. They make me want to throw up. There is nothing worse for me than seeing what would have been a naturally beautiful body covered in tattoos.   
Now, don't get me wrong. People do get tattoos for genuinely good reasons (except for the "Hey guys, my Chinese symbols look awesome, right?" people) like my friend, who got a pink ribbon on her wrist because of her grandmother who had recently died of breast cancer, and then there are people who can appreciate tattoos as an art form on the body and stuff like that.   
But none of that changes the thing that I cannot actually help; that they make me want to throw up when I look at them.
If I do accidentally give a person with tattoos a dirty look, it isn't because I think they are some scumbag and judging them as a person based on their tattoos.
I just literally find tattoos physically repulsive. They make me want to throw up. There is nothing worse for me than seeing what would have been a naturally beautiful body covered in tattoos.
Now, don't get me wrong. People do get tattoos for genuinely good reasons (except for the "Hey guys, my Chinese symbols look awesome, right?" people) like my friend, who got a pink ribbon on her wrist because of her grandmother who had recently died of breast cancer, and then there are people who can appreciate tattoos as an art form on the body and stuff like that.
But none of that changes the thing that I cannot actually help; that they make me want to throw up when I look at them.
#427 to #387 - Aerosmither (08/27/2012) [-]
Then you'll love this.
#714 - Majoro (08/28/2012) [-]
Or you could just still be a cunt.
Or you could just still be a cunt.
#86 - bulbakip (08/27/2012) [-]
I don't thank someone just because they have a uniform.
I don't thank someone just because they have a uniform.
User avatar #144 to #86 - grogabusk (08/27/2012) [-]
This .gif just demonstrates what women want though... Equal rights. If I were a cop and someone went to kick me, I'd sure as **** kick them in the face. Man or Woman. I really feel like if this was someone who had the "look" of a person you'd expect to assault on officer, you wouldn't even question it. ******* double standards are everywhere.
User avatar #147 to #144 - grogabusk (08/27/2012) [-]
Okay, well maybe not in the face.. but you get what I mean. I wouldn't just sit idly by while they went on trying to assault me.
#381 to #147 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
OMG U TRY TO DEFEND USELF AGAINST A WOMYN

CHECK UR PRIVILEGE CIS SCUM!!111111
#111 to #86 - windoftime (08/27/2012) [-]
you don't assault an officer under those circumstances. i'm sure if you were the cop it would have been a reflex for you to kick her back.
#644 to #86 - crafty (08/27/2012) [-]
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#87 to #86 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
great point.
#96 to #86 - boogerfart (08/27/2012) [-]
Bitch had it coming...
Bitch had it coming...
User avatar #105 to #96 - bulbakip (08/27/2012) [-]
ok Boogerfart, when we get to the adult world we realize kicking women in the head is wrong. or at least that is what the adult world is supposed to be like....
User avatar #110 to #105 - itsyourkidsmarty (08/27/2012) [-]
she went for him, and I'm pretty sure that when a policeman is attacked he is allowed to use force.
#784 to #110 - anon (08/28/2012) [-]
allowed to use force but not "unnecessary force". and a slight difference between a swipe at someone's leg vs kicking them in the head. regardless of the person being male or female.
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User avatar #263 to #105 - condormcninja (08/27/2012) [-]
In the gif we see her trying to kick him, so he subdued her. We don't know what happened prior to the gif, so for all we know she had resisted arrest or fought back multiple times before that.
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User avatar #667 - fpsnoob (08/27/2012) [-]
Why do people keep asking if that uniform is Army or Marines. It says US Air Force right on it.
User avatar #579 - helenwheels (08/27/2012) [-]
I don't understand why people do ether.
you might be giving dirty looks to someone really nice.
and you might be thanking an asshole.
User avatar #601 to #579 - CoolStoryBrosky ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
They would be thanking him for his actions, not his personality.
User avatar #605 to #601 - helenwheels (08/27/2012) [-]
But you have no idea about ether.
He may have joined to be a hero, but maybe he didn't.
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