roommate. . 7 Ways to Scare your roommate: it 1 Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While vne' re daing w. leek at veer roommate and mutter. "Seen. seen. roommate 7 Ways to Scare your roommate: it 1 Buy some knives Sharpen them every night While vne' re daing w leek at veer and mutter "Seen seen
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7 Ways to Scare your roommate:
it 1 Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While vne' re daing w.
leek at veer roommate and mutter. "Seen. seen...
2) Collect hundreds pens and pile them en nee side of the ream. Keep me
pencil en the eiher side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
3) Tell veer roommate. ‘I' get an important message tor york" Then pretend to taint.
When you recover, say you can' t remember what the message was, Later en. say,
Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to taint again. Keep this enter several weeks,
4) While veer roommate is net. glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your
roommate walks in, sit en the flixx, held your head. and mean.
El Make a sandwich. Chan) eat it. leave it en the liner. were the sandwich.
Wait intil veer rt: -em male gets rid m it and then say,
Hey, where the heck is my sandwich ?" Complain loudly that we are hungry.
We Every time veer roommate walks in yell, ' Youre back!"
as teed as we can and dance around the teem for five minutes. Afterwards.
keep making at veer watch and saving. "Sha. Mrt' t vee be going somewhere'?"
we Talk back tn veer Rice this pies all ct a sudden, act cite Mat,
threw the new on the fdax and kick it Refuse tn clean it up, explaining,
No, I want tn watch them setter.
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#2 - wethepixel
Reply +73
(08/27/2012) [-]
"Laugh at the pencil." Why the **** did that make me laugh so bad?
#7 to #2 - zakene
Reply +2
(08/27/2012) [-]
Because Pencils are hilarious?
#4 to #2 - alexissparticus
Reply +6
(08/27/2012) [-]
i read that one and laughed so much i concluded i didn't need to read the rest
#6 to #4 - LEAFMAN
Reply +3
(08/27/2012) [-]
i loved the sandwich one

i really want to do it at my friends house. leave it there, and come back a week later to ask if he took my ******* sandwich
#11 to #2 - treehuggerkiller
Reply +18
(08/27/2012) [-]
i laughed so hard i farted
#40 to #11 - HighLitedHelios
Reply -2
(08/27/2012) [-]
I farted so laughed I hard.
#10 - carmelrenee
Reply +41
(08/27/2012) [-]
Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, “He just didn't belong.
Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, “He just didn't belong.
#36 - gameshredder
Reply +23
(08/27/2012) [-]
Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty cage, and tell your roommate, "I was curious."
#3 - samoaspider
Reply +14
(08/27/2012) [-]
i just keep putting cut out paper trollface under his mouse
#9 - jokeface
Reply +11
(08/27/2012) [-]
**jokeface rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Internet atheists ** Mfw I live alone and can't experience these kinds of shenanigans.
#13 to #9 - beerterror
Reply +3
(08/27/2012) [-]
I love this word so much since House of Pain.
I love this word so much since House of Pain.
#1 - heatersgonnaheat
Reply +11
(08/27/2012) [-]
#21 - sdeco
Reply +9
(08/27/2012) [-]
#34 - gameshredder
Reply +8
(08/27/2012) [-]
Paint abstract paintings and title them things like, "Roommate Dying in a Car Crash," and "Roommate Getting Whacked in the Head with a Shovel." Comment often about how much you love the paintings.
#39 - threenippledcousin
Reply +5
(08/27/2012) [-]
8. invite their parents round and kill them and skin them, proceed to wear the skins and act like nothings wrong.
#17 - hpnerdjl
Reply +5
(08/27/2012) [-]
Couldn't help but think of Snack, Crackle, **** you.
#25 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(08/27/2012) [-]
Dr.Zito? Is that you?
#26 to #25 - captnnorway
Reply -3
(08/27/2012) [-]
Well ... damn, forgot to logg in :P