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That is my fetish

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Anonymous (ID: / Hnv) (18/ 26/ 12( Sun) 1 5: 45: 05 No. 421 356308
Masturbation mil stories, I' ll start.
llast fall
waatching news
wtwe female reporters
sens is hot, other is meh
met a spontaneous boner
hwhip it out
bnwte tato hear if SC) ) rle) is coming
pstart imaging
wetting good
nuts to "meh" reporter
pstart Perkin it slow
hot girl
FFAP FAP FAP has FAP FAP
allmost about to cum
to male reporter standing in frend of seme green screen
H keep going cause about to cum
immagine hot reporter blowing me
rs freak out
mman en ti: is reporting about a bus crash where two kids and an old man died
mmy father cant look me in the eyes
...
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Submitted: 08/26/2012
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User avatar #8 - lypticapoca (08/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>5 minutes ago
>Fapping in dorm, roommate in class
>someone knocks on door
>I don't answer
>They come around to window to see if I was really there
>They see everything
#13 - socrat (08/27/2012) [+] (11 replies)
>be 27
>poor family because parents made bad choices during their lives
>cant marry or get a gf because poor and no house
>masturbate everyday inside my pants
>mfw my mom has to clean them
+5
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#10 - jewlube (08/27/2012) [-]
>op
>op
#45 - mvtjets (08/27/2012) [-]
Dad's face when.........
Dad's face when.........
#28 - alleksi (08/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
not a fap story, but kinda similar   
a little info first: my room is set up, so my computer monitor is to the left of my TV screen. i have to face away from my PC screen in order to play something on my ps3 for example   
   
>playing cod4 on the ps3   
>browsing a site similar to funnyjunk while waiting for my next game to start, the site barely has any censorship, so you can post what ever you want in there. its 99% humor though   
>as I'm about to press the right arrow key to see the next picture just like in FJ, I hear the countdown from the game lobby.   
>turn towards the TV, and press the next arrow at the same time   
>keep playing   
>suddenly dad bursts trough my door   
>"son, go take the dog out for a wal-"   
>stops sentence and looks at my monitor   
>i turn around    
> a gif of a dog licking some guys ass on my monitor. the guy has the biggest boner.   
>I panic and quickly press next   
>gif of a penis split in half, ejaculating   
>oh dog wtf   
>dad walks away, slams the door shut.   
>10 minutes later I walk out of my room to take the dog out   
   
   
good times
not a fap story, but kinda similar
a little info first: my room is set up, so my computer monitor is to the left of my TV screen. i have to face away from my PC screen in order to play something on my ps3 for example

>playing cod4 on the ps3
>browsing a site similar to funnyjunk while waiting for my next game to start, the site barely has any censorship, so you can post what ever you want in there. its 99% humor though
>as I'm about to press the right arrow key to see the next picture just like in FJ, I hear the countdown from the game lobby.
>turn towards the TV, and press the next arrow at the same time
>keep playing
>suddenly dad bursts trough my door
>"son, go take the dog out for a wal-"
>stops sentence and looks at my monitor
>i turn around
> a gif of a dog licking some guys ass on my monitor. the guy has the biggest boner.
>I panic and quickly press next
>gif of a penis split in half, ejaculating
>oh dog wtf
>dad walks away, slams the door shut.
>10 minutes later I walk out of my room to take the dog out



good times
#41 - larska (08/27/2012) [-]
MFW the description
MFW the description
User avatar #5 - thepinkestofthepie (08/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Wait, there was no sound...
User avatar #6 to #5 - ChromedDragon (08/27/2012) [-]
they're are usually words on the bottom of the screen during news reports
User avatar #35 - wyatttehrobot (08/27/2012) [-]
I think you accidently your description.
#12 - mayedh (08/27/2012) [-]
Dude?
Dude?
#42 - Womens Study Major (08/27/2012) [-]
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
User avatar #34 - astraea (08/27/2012) [-]
eewwwww
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#11 - walhor (08/27/2012) [-]
wat.
User avatar #2 - u do wat to sheep (08/27/2012) [+] (7 replies)
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User avatar #32 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
4chin reposted a 4chin post. If only I had the original...
User avatar #7 - camy (08/27/2012) [-]
"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

WHAT?!?!?!
#1 - schmegma (08/27/2012) [-]
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