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That is my fetish. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?. File: KB, 500x533, ) Anonymous (ID: / Hnv) (18/ 26/ 12(

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Anonymous (ID: / Hnv) (18/ 26/ 12( Sun) 1 5: 45: 05 No. 421 356308
Masturbation mil stories, I' ll start.
llast fall
waatching news
wtwe female reporters
sens is hot, other is meh
met a spontaneous boner
hwhip it out
bnwte tato hear if SC) ) rle) is coming
pstart imaging
wetting good
nuts to "meh" reporter
pstart Perkin it slow
hot girl
FFAP FAP FAP has FAP FAP
allmost about to cum
to male reporter standing in frend of seme green screen
H keep going cause about to cum
immagine hot reporter blowing me
rs freak out
mman en ti: is reporting about a bus crash where two kids and an old man died
mmy father cant look me in the eyes
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User avatar #8 - lypticapoca (08/27/2012) [-]
>5 minutes ago
>Fapping in dorm, roommate in class
>someone knocks on door
>I don't answer
>They come around to window to see if I was really there
>They see everything
User avatar #33 to #8 - ningyoaijin (08/27/2012) [-]
That ****** pretty standard... :/
#10 - jewlube (08/27/2012) [-]
>op
>op
#45 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
Dad's face when.........
Dad's face when.........
#42 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
#28 - alleksi ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
not a fap story, but kinda similar   
a little info first: my room is set up, so my computer monitor is to the left of my TV screen. i have to face away from my PC screen in order to play something on my ps3 for example   
   
>playing cod4 on the ps3   
>browsing a site similar to funnyjunk while waiting for my next game to start, the site barely has any censorship, so you can post what ever you want in there. its 99% humor though   
>as I'm about to press the right arrow key to see the next picture just like in FJ, I hear the countdown from the game lobby.   
>turn towards the TV, and press the next arrow at the same time   
>keep playing   
>suddenly dad bursts trough my door   
>"son, go take the dog out for a wal-"   
>stops sentence and looks at my monitor   
>i turn around    
> a gif of a dog licking some guys ass on my monitor. the guy has the biggest boner.   
>I panic and quickly press next   
>gif of a penis split in half, ejaculating   
>oh dog wtf   
>dad walks away, slams the door shut.   
>10 minutes later I walk out of my room to take the dog out   
   
   
good times
not a fap story, but kinda similar
a little info first: my room is set up, so my computer monitor is to the left of my TV screen. i have to face away from my PC screen in order to play something on my ps3 for example

>playing cod4 on the ps3
>browsing a site similar to funnyjunk while waiting for my next game to start, the site barely has any censorship, so you can post what ever you want in there. its 99% humor though
>as I'm about to press the right arrow key to see the next picture just like in FJ, I hear the countdown from the game lobby.
>turn towards the TV, and press the next arrow at the same time
>keep playing
>suddenly dad bursts trough my door
>"son, go take the dog out for a wal-"
>stops sentence and looks at my monitor
>i turn around
> a gif of a dog licking some guys ass on my monitor. the guy has the biggest boner.
>I panic and quickly press next
>gif of a penis split in half, ejaculating
>oh dog wtf
>dad walks away, slams the door shut.
>10 minutes later I walk out of my room to take the dog out



good times
#38 to #28 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
And what website is this?
User avatar #40 to #38 - alleksi ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
finnish site called naurunappula
#41 - larska (08/27/2012) [-]
MFW the description
MFW the description
User avatar #35 - wyatttehrobot (08/27/2012) [-]
I think you accidently your description.
#12 - mayedh (08/27/2012) [-]
Dude?
Dude?
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#13 - socrat (08/27/2012) [-]
>be 27
>poor family because parents made bad choices during their lives
>cant marry or get a gf because poor and no house
>masturbate everyday inside my pants
>mfw my mom has to clean them
#27 to #13 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
on a side note, can you tell me where that pic is from?
User avatar #36 to #27 - naeoro (08/27/2012) [-]
Jackass.
User avatar #31 to #27 - socrat (08/27/2012) [-]
I dunno but i think its famous coz i even saw it in a movie hanging on the wall and someguys tried to copy it but search for it on tineye u might get it
#24 to #13 - trepidhickory (08/27/2012) [-]
You probably can't get a girl because you are a 27 year old who lives with your parents.... just saying
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User avatar #21 to #20 - socrat (08/27/2012) [-]
omg dude u dont understand
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User avatar #26 to #22 - socrat (08/27/2012) [-]
We dont live like u guys...im from the middle east usually u stay with your parents uuntill u get married..and my country is so poor now even i with my salary as a doctor less than 1000$ btw cant afford a house which costs about 100 to 300 thousand dollars and our socities are male dependant so a guy has to get everything and girls go for rich guys..so it practically impossible for me to get a house unless i work for a minimum of a thousand months...it wasnt like that when my parents were my age...do u see now how it feels to live in a 3rd world country apart from all the **** and chaos in there
User avatar #30 to #26 - mircero (08/27/2012) [-]
what the **** are you doing on funnyjunk then?
Go work, help out your family.
#43 to #30 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
He does work... give him some slack, it's not his fault if he has a low paying job.
User avatar #29 to #26 - socrat (08/27/2012) [-]
Meant to say a hundred months
User avatar #5 - thepinkestofthepie (08/27/2012) [-]
Wait, there was no sound...
User avatar #9 to #5 - bollocksonabus (08/27/2012) [-]
It could have been a big, easily recognisable story, i'e Costa Concordia, or 9/11. You'd recognise either from images alone
User avatar #6 to #5 - ChromedDragon (08/27/2012) [-]
they're are usually words on the bottom of the screen during news reports
User avatar #34 - astraea (08/27/2012) [-]
eewwwww
User avatar #32 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
4chin reposted a 4chin post. If only I had the original...
#11 - walhor (08/27/2012) [-]
wat.
User avatar #7 - camy (08/27/2012) [-]
"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

WHAT?!?!?!
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