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Don't steal my cakes

Teecher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes
and someone asks fer 2, how
many do you have left?
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody
forcibly takes two of the cakes,
how many would yen have left
then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
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#16 - Whetstone (08/27/2012) [-]
Are you GLaDOS by any chance?
#20 to #17 - archonlb (08/27/2012) [-]
>bump
>fj
wat
#19 to #17 - John Cena (08/27/2012) [-]
what does that mean? just wondering..
#24 to #19 - John Cena (08/27/2012) [-]
when you reply to a thread to bring it to the top of the list. which makes no sense, because you can't bumb on fj
#60 to #24 - xuberpwnagex (08/27/2012) [-]
It means he has a blue name but is a newfag.
User avatar #184 to #60 - nextweekisthefries (08/29/2012) [-]
Bro, go blue or go home
#185 to #184 - xuberpwnagex (08/30/2012) [-]
White name doesn't mean newfag. It means I have had multiple accounts.
User avatar #183 to #60 - nextweekisthefries (08/29/2012) [-]
> Tries to bump
> ????
> =[
User avatar #21 to #16 - GLaDOS ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
Why yes, I am GLaDOS
User avatar #137 to #120 - scoutnineonethree (08/27/2012) [-]
The future is bulletproof The aftermath is secondary is time to do it now and do it loud KILLjoys make some noise! nananananananaananaananaanananananaan gimme drugs gimme drugs i dont need em' but il take the cash what you got? keep it in GImme love gimme love i dont need it but il take what i want from your heart and il keep it in a bag in a BOX put an X on the floor gimme more gimme more! NANANANANANANANAANANaNANANANANANaNA!!¬
#152 to #120 - jasonhc (08/27/2012) [-]
skillrex it is :"			*******		 Die 1"   
   
You can eat 			****		 and 			*******		 die!   
   
Die!   
   
			*******		 die!   
   
			*******		 die!   
   
Die!   
   
Die!   
   
			*******		 die!   
   
			*******		 die!
skillrex it is :" ******* Die 1"

You can eat **** and ******* die!

Die!

******* die!

******* die!

Die!

Die!

******* die!

******* die!
#175 to #120 - xbenas (08/27/2012) [-]
This ship ain't pony, it's human. Therefore...
This ship ain't pony, it's human. Therefore...
#164 to #120 - ponyfcker (08/27/2012) [-]
Trapped inside a box. Four long years. Hiding from the world. Punished by your peers. Studied teachers words. Staff appointed hearts. Earned a piece of paper. Now go forth and start. Go forth Be conquered. Go Forth and die. Now you've graduated. Mind is mutilated. Thrust into the world. Feeling segregated. Move in with your parents. Back into the dark. Landed where you started. Bachelor of Arts. The learning starts now... Open up your textbooks and turn to the, Chapter concerning your DEATH. Night sky. Bleeds red. Black birds. Bring DEATH. You'll be eaten by the blackness. Of your rotting mind that's dying. You're consumed with sharpened wings. That penetrate your frightened lying. Go die. Go die. Go die go! Now you're sad and frightened. Want to go and hide. Maybe get your masters. Eight more years inside. Dream of your own murder.  Strangled by the IVY. Drown in student loans. Better off just dying. Go Die. Go Die. You'll be eaten by the blackness. Of your rotting mind that's dying. You're consumed with sharpened wings. That penetrate your frightened lying.Go Forth Be conquered. Go forth and die. Go forth be conquered. Go forth and die. Go forth and die. Go forth and die. Go forth and die. Go forth and die.
Trapped inside a box. Four long years. Hiding from the world. Punished by your peers. Studied teachers words. Staff appointed hearts. Earned a piece of paper. Now go forth and start. Go forth Be conquered. Go Forth and die. Now you've graduated. Mind is mutilated. Thrust into the world. Feeling segregated. Move in with your parents. Back into the dark. Landed where you started. Bachelor of Arts. The learning starts now... Open up your textbooks and turn to the, Chapter concerning your DEATH. Night sky. Bleeds red. Black birds. Bring DEATH. You'll be eaten by the blackness. Of your rotting mind that's dying. You're consumed with sharpened wings. That penetrate your frightened lying. Go die. Go die. Go die go! Now you're sad and frightened. Want to go and hide. Maybe get your masters. Eight more years inside. Dream of your own murder. Strangled by the IVY. Drown in student loans. Better off just dying. Go Die. Go Die. You'll be eaten by the blackness. Of your rotting mind that's dying. You're consumed with sharpened wings. That penetrate your frightened lying.Go Forth Be conquered. Go forth and die. Go forth be conquered. Go forth and die. Go forth and die. Go forth and die. Go forth and die. Go forth and die.
#129 to #120 - kempsishere (08/27/2012) [-]
oh, god, I hate being put on the spot . . . um   
I see a little silhouetto of a man   
scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
oh, god, I hate being put on the spot . . . um
I see a little silhouetto of a man
scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
#57 - fapgeneral (08/27/2012) [-]
10 chocolate cakes you said?
10 chocolate cakes you said?
User avatar #148 - hagridsauce (08/27/2012) [-]
10 cocks made out of doo
User avatar #130 - yourfavoritetroll (08/27/2012) [-]
Dear fellow, I do believe you have reposted some one else's content
#136 to #130 - Flaminggator (08/27/2012) [-]
GASP. The fiend! Burn him at the stake at once!
#142 - evilklown (08/27/2012) [-]
**evilklown rolled a random image posted in comment #329588 at MLP Friendly Board ** MFW oldest picture on internet is on front page again...
#76 - colonelmustang (08/27/2012) [-]
I would have 10 cakes and a pile of ash.
#78 to #76 - gravyseal (08/27/2012) [-]
Love Mustang
Love Mustang
#82 to #78 - colonelmustang (08/27/2012) [-]
Alot of people love me!
#84 to #82 - gravyseal (08/27/2012) [-]
Well don't get a big head because of it.
#154 - John Cena (08/27/2012) [-]
"Well what would you have if you ate all 10 cakes?'"
"0 cakes, i guess."
"No, you would have diabetes."
#182 to #174 - scoutnineonethree (08/28/2012) [-]
Look at the door.
#172 - John Cena (08/27/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 77**
User avatar #31 - WildRover (08/27/2012) [-]
And diabetes
#12 - John Cena (08/27/2012) [-]
You have 10 apples Jamal takes two, which skin color has Jamal?
User avatar #15 to #12 - lolfacerage (08/27/2012) [-]
oh
i know
i know
trust me
trust me
cmon
cmon guys
guys
cmon
it's a black ****** .
#106 to #15 - John Cena (08/27/2012) [-]
holy **** you're not doing it right.
User avatar #168 to #15 - christopherdolan (08/27/2012) [-]
If you said something completely out of this world random st the end, it would have been alot funnier
User avatar #180 to #12 - deviousdanish (08/27/2012) [-]
Six and a half. That's my final answer.
User avatar #25 to #12 - randombrony (08/27/2012) [-]
Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
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User avatar #18 to #12 - scoutnineonethree (08/27/2012) [-]
Monday.
User avatar #14 to #12 - awesomeguyTS (08/27/2012) [-]
yes.
User avatar #93 - edgeoftheinternet (08/27/2012) [-]
God this joke is old.
#23 - AirborneAlpha (08/27/2012) [-]
Fake and gay.
#53 - mrclass (08/27/2012) [-]
actually you would have diabeetus
#119 - luckydane (08/27/2012) [-]
this post is so old and boring...
this post is so old and boring...
#36 - crazytwozerosix (08/27/2012) [-]
u must be fat if u can eat 10 cakes and a dead body. pic -98.76% related
#75 to #36 - disies (08/27/2012) [-]
How should i react then?...
#90 to #36 - indigobob (08/27/2012) [-]
Oh my lol.
Oh my lol.
#103 to #36 - fridayiscoming (08/27/2012) [-]
hmm.....
hmm.....
#62 to #36 - ravensareawesome (08/27/2012) [-]
**ravensareawesome rolled a random image posted in comment #147891 at Anime & Manga **
**ravensareawesome rolled a random image posted in comment #147891 at Anime & Manga **
#69 to #48 - John Cena (08/27/2012) [-]
please for the love of god tell me your father ran out on you.
#89 to #69 - lostindark (08/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, what kind of sick bastard misspells babies.
#54 to #36 - parrotgod (08/27/2012) [-]
....well then.
....well then.
#73 to #36 - John Cena (08/27/2012) [-]
Well, **** .
#42 to #36 - dealwithitfagg (08/27/2012) [-]
...
...
User avatar #186 to #41 - bionicpanda (09/01/2012) [-]
he ded now
#40 to #36 - John Cena (08/27/2012) [-]
#125 to #36 - mikimoose (08/27/2012) [-]
****		...yes?
**** ...yes?
#145 to #36 - John Cena (08/27/2012) [-]
well dad...
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#115 to #36 - mrscruffy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#70 to #36 - mvtjets (08/27/2012) [-]
Well 			****		........
Well **** ........
#77 to #36 - colonelmustang (08/27/2012) [-]
What?
What?
#67 to #36 - iacatm (08/27/2012) [-]
alright then
alright then
#58 to #36 - fapgeneral (08/27/2012) [-]
uuuuuuhhhhhh?
uuuuuuhhhhhh?
#64 to #59 - John Cena (08/27/2012) [-]
lol wut
lol wut
#66 to #64 - dirigiblequixote (08/27/2012) [-]
The worst thing is that I put the text on that myself.
The worst thing is that I put the text on that myself.
+1
#38 to #36 - bloodyfox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+2
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#160 to #36 - ascendedwings (08/27/2012) [-]
hmm...explains some stuff lol
hmm...explains some stuff lol
#135 to #36 - MrMouz (08/27/2012) [-]
Not counting folders.
Not counting folders.
#141 to #36 - inathecold (08/27/2012) [-]
20th picture.
#111 to #36 - poojacrew (08/27/2012) [-]
well then...
#127 to #36 - samxdaxman (08/27/2012) [-]
well then......
#92 to #36 - emismpunk (08/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #95 to #92 - emismpunk (08/27/2012) [-]
i have no idea what to make of this.
#113 to #36 - John Cena (08/27/2012) [-]
i feel sad now
i feel sad now
#71 to #36 - themastertroller (08/27/2012) [-]
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #693163 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
#94 to #36 - crazyanimefreak ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#63 to #36 - John Cena (08/27/2012) [-]
Not sure how this works.
#56 to #36 - techjoker (08/27/2012) [-]
**techjoker rolled a random image posted in comment #212 at There are no words to describe this ** i have no reaction folder so i'll just roll
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