i hate this guy. . You mus mum: In A amt SHIP TWINE! TO Mt cannon Hill". Simple Solution to above problem: 1.knock the out 2. You are now alpha as 3. Get the girl 4.???????? 5. Profit
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#25 - itazz (08/27/2012) [-]
Or when your mum tells you to 'stop showing off in front of your friends.'   
   
MFW.
Or when your mum tells you to 'stop showing off in front of your friends.'

MFW.
#5 to #3 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
Why'd Jill get so mad?
#22 - ILikeGreen (08/27/2012) [-]
**** THIS **** SO BAD.
It dosn't happen anymore, when you get older. (bro codes get enabled.)
But as a kid, the kid will get jealous and ruin it for you. You just sit there quietly.
But once it backfired.
>3rd grade talking to girl who said she likes me, out-loud to the class when i was in bathroom
>Me clueless, start talking to her
>we start talking about gameboys, and we should borrow games from each other.
>douche comes up, and says "she doesn't care about your games, leave her alone you're bothering her."
>She yells "yes I do, and no one likes you!"
>kid starts to cry
>goes to desk and stays there
>we go back to gameboy talking
>find out he liked her
>never see him after 3rd grade

We stay friends for like two more years, but she became really popular, and leaves my crowd to hang with popular kids. I was in 3rd grade so I really had no interests other than playing game-boys with girls. Looking back now, I missed out a lot when girls actually had interest in me.
User avatar #24 to #22 - dragonzard (08/27/2012) [-]
2/10
User avatar #26 to #24 - ILikeGreen (08/27/2012) [-]
**ILikeGreen rolls 0** / 10

You mean this?
User avatar #27 to #26 - ILikeGreen (08/27/2012) [-]
Owch. Thats what I get for sharing.
User avatar #29 to #27 - dragonzard (08/27/2012) [-]
lol.
User avatar #28 to #26 - dragonzard (08/27/2012) [-]
No.
User avatar #30 to #22 - tonyri (08/27/2012) [-]
Maybe It's just me, because I feel bad for everyone, but I sort of feel bad for him.

At least for me, If the girl I liked announced to a room full of peers that no one liked me, I would probably be super upset too.
User avatar #32 to #30 - ILikeGreen (08/27/2012) [-]
Yeah I did feel bad for him. He was always picked on. The thing is that me and him were friends (well I tried). He was just a douche, and it was hard to be friends with him.

Like I remember we were in the library, and his nose started bleeding. So I rush and get paper for him, and he gets mad and said he could have gotten it himself. I really don't know why he did this. No one noticed it also so it wasn't to be a Alpha in front of people.
#14 - murphslaw (08/27/2012) [-]
simple soloution
simple soloution
#7 - mattymc ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
Simple Solution to above problem:    
1.knock the 			************		 out   
2. You are now alpha as 			****		   
3. Get the girl   
4.????????   
5. Profit
Simple Solution to above problem:
1.knock the ************ out
2. You are now alpha as ****
3. Get the girl
4.????????
5. Profit
#2 - lazyboy (08/27/2012) [-]
which guy?
#21 - oodlesandoodles (08/27/2012) [-]
My dad used to do this to me
My dad used to do this to me
User avatar #1 - AceofHearts ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
I hate that kind of guy.
User avatar #4 - growyourpenisfree (08/27/2012) [-]
"Maybe you should try acting cool for a change"
#16 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
he has a point though
#33 to #16 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
I actually agree... He should be himself instead of trying to be something else to impress anyone.
User avatar #23 - dragonzard (08/27/2012) [-]
My friends exactly<3
foREVer alone together.
#6 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
LOL some nerdy guy tried to talk to me but my boyfrind said that to him :') x
#17 to #6 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
lol you all mad that her boyfriends clearly more alpha than any of you and slams her pussy cause he isnt a fag
+1
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#36 to #17 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
go die please
#20 to #6 - weediemaan (08/27/2012) [-]
whore
whore
User avatar #18 to #6 - roflstorm (08/27/2012) [-]
adding a smiley on the end of that sentence doesnt make it better you know.

"I filled the corpses of your family with **** and gunpowder before soaking your them in gasoline and lighting them on fire. :)"
+6
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#11 to #6 - haloforlife (08/27/2012) [-]
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#9 to #6 - artyommetro (08/27/2012) [-]
the nerdy guys are always the better ones
#12 to #9 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
This is actually a fact
Women tend to be happier in a relationship with guys considered "Beta" than with guys considered "Alpha"
The reason for this is that typical Alpha guys are over confident in themselves, and care less about the girl emotionally than a Beta guy would
The reason for this is that a guy who knows he's "Beta" would do more to make her happy, as to keep her.
#34 to #12 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
then how about you act confident in yourself to attract the girl then be a "beta" to keep them?
#35 to #34 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
not possible - alpha is irreversible..
#10 to #6 - lolollo (08/27/2012) [-]
Have fun in your loveless relationship.
User avatar #13 to #6 - wtfdudereally (08/27/2012) [-]
slut.
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