Youtube. . Sometimes at home, when everyone is sound asleep, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce. Then, I submerge myself completely in the sauce, and
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Sometimes at home, when everyone is sound asleep, I like to fill my bathtub
with marinara sauce. Then, I submerge myself completely in the sauce, and
pretend that I' m a meatball.
adays ago BEE?
Sometimes I cover Vaseline and slither around the house pretending
to be a slug.
Mo this in the middle ofthe day with as many people home as possible to
assert my dominance over the household.
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#54 to #5 - horseblowjob (08/27/2012) [-]
You can have sex with everything, if you just have the right attitude and motivation for it!
User avatar #28 to #7 - vambda (08/27/2012) [-]
Related*
#66 to #28 - atma (08/27/2012) [-]
either is acceptable*
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User avatar #82 to #74 - atma (08/28/2012) [-]
rel·a·tive   [rel-uh-tiv]
adjective
5.
considered in relation to something else; comparative: the relative merits of democracy and monarchy.
6.
existing or having its specific nature only by relation to something else; not absolute or independent: Happiness is relative.
7.
having relation or connection.

It's not the definitive word to use (your situation is a better example), but there's no reason why you CAN'T use it

also I wasn't trying to compare my intelligence to Einstein's, I was just giving a nod to his theory of relativity
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User avatar #72 to #66 - vambda (08/27/2012) [-]
Just checked, indeed, good to know!
#23 - agentmoleman (08/27/2012) [-]
Cancel all my appointments.. Im gonna be a slug for the afternoon..
Cancel all my appointments.. Im gonna be a slug for the afternoon..
#44 - theoddanon (08/27/2012) [-]
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#45 to #44 - beunosnoches (08/27/2012) [-]
damn you beat me to it!
damn you beat me to it!
#84 to #45 - theoddanon (08/28/2012) [-]
i feel bad for you the hate you got
i feel bad for you the hate you got
#85 to #84 - beunosnoches (08/28/2012) [-]
dont feel bad
#62 - bopeepsyo (08/27/2012) [-]
mfw
#37 - razvansar (08/27/2012) [-]
<-- Related
<-- Related
#19 - asulen (08/27/2012) [-]
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#27 to #19 - Rascal (08/27/2012) [-]
that sir is the funniest gif i have seen so far kudos to you
#58 - tomesponja (08/27/2012) [-]
Sometimes I like to sit as still as possible for hours, only moving a single finger every few seconds. If there's nobody in the house I sometimes put my other hand to use, though I'll usually only do this for short periods of time.
User avatar #64 to #58 - jaquepowers (08/27/2012) [-]
I got it. It took me a while, but I got it.
#13 - foolycooly (08/27/2012) [-]
&gt;to assert my dominance over the household    
   
i lost it
>to assert my dominance over the household

i lost it
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#11 - Rascal (08/27/2012) [-]
Slithering on the floor pretending to be a slug... then suddenly
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#61 - pablotheescobar (08/27/2012) [-]
**pablotheescobar rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at The Hnnnnnger Games ** how i show my dominance
#71 to #61 - bollocksonabus (08/27/2012) [-]
Win!
Win!
#8 - astisk (08/27/2012) [-]
Sometimes, I'll gather twelve garden hoses, cut them into smaller sects, and then wrap them around the lower half of my face to appear as tentacles; then I jump into a pool full of green gelatin before trotting across my neighborhood asserting myself as the dark lord Cthulu.    
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!
Sometimes, I'll gather twelve garden hoses, cut them into smaller sects, and then wrap them around the lower half of my face to appear as tentacles; then I jump into a pool full of green gelatin before trotting across my neighborhood asserting myself as the dark lord Cthulu.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!
User avatar #10 to #8 - apeksniper (08/27/2012) [-]
What is that from?
User avatar #25 to #10 - hamadeo (08/27/2012) [-]
I think it's from Minecraft
User avatar #26 to #10 - sircool (08/27/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qloBPxqV7sM&feature=BFa&list=PLB3C6026154DD1624

thanks to reverse google image search, here's your source.
User avatar #30 - Hashenmier (08/27/2012) [-]
Sometimes I fill my bathtub up with skittles, and pretend I'm Godzilla in a ball pit
#43 - Rascal (08/27/2012) [-]
Sometimes on Funnyjunk, OP likes to post stuff that's been copypasta'd to the point that it's not funny anymore, and it still makes front page.
#50 - xxangelisxx (08/27/2012) [-]
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#38 - unclegloops (08/27/2012) [-]
**unclegloops rolled a random image posted in comment #579442 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** How I assert my dominance
#73 - Kushmonster (08/27/2012) [-]
What I want to know is...how the **** they can afford enough marinara sauce to fill their ******* bathtub
User avatar #76 to #73 - xxelmarcocfcxx (08/27/2012) [-]
They must be Italian.
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