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Sometimes at home, when everyone is sound asleep, I like to fill my bathtub
with marinara sauce. Then, I submerge myself completely in the sauce, and
pretend that I' m a meatball.
adays ago BEE?
Sometimes I cover Vaseline and slither around the house pretending
to be a slug.
Mo this in the middle ofthe day with as many people home as possible to
assert my dominance over the household.
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#5 - sneaksyoubacon (08/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)
#23 - agentmoleman (08/27/2012) [-]
Cancel all my appointments.. Im gonna be a slug for the afternoon..
Cancel all my appointments.. Im gonna be a slug for the afternoon..
#44 - theoddanon (08/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#19 - asulen (08/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#13 - foolycooly (08/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>to assert my dominance over the household    
   
i lost it
>to assert my dominance over the household

i lost it
#62 - bopeepsyo (08/27/2012) [-]
mfw
#37 - razvansar (08/27/2012) [-]
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#58 - tomesponja (08/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Sometimes I like to sit as still as possible for hours, only moving a single finger every few seconds. If there's nobody in the house I sometimes put my other hand to use, though I'll usually only do this for short periods of time.
#61 - pablotheescobar (08/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**pablotheescobar rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at The Hnnnnnger Games ** how i show my dominance
#8 - astisk (08/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Sometimes, I'll gather twelve garden hoses, cut them into smaller sects, and then wrap them around the lower half of my face to appear as tentacles; then I jump into a pool full of green gelatin before trotting across my neighborhood asserting myself as the dark lord Cthulu.    
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!
Sometimes, I'll gather twelve garden hoses, cut them into smaller sects, and then wrap them around the lower half of my face to appear as tentacles; then I jump into a pool full of green gelatin before trotting across my neighborhood asserting myself as the dark lord Cthulu.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!
User avatar #30 - Hashenmier (08/27/2012) [-]
Sometimes I fill my bathtub up with skittles, and pretend I'm Godzilla in a ball pit
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#31 to #29 - tetusic (08/27/2012) [-]
Pretty sure it's QWOP, mate.
Pretty sure it's QWOP, mate.
User avatar #70 - jonnyogg (08/27/2012) [-]
Sometimes I go on funnyjunk and see a repost make the frontpage i then post "Repost" and get negatively thumbed so **** you





















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#38 - unclegloops (08/27/2012) [-]
**unclegloops rolled a random image posted in comment #579442 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** How I assert my dominance
#73 - Kushmonster (08/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What I want to know is...how the **** they can afford enough marinara sauce to fill their ******* bathtub
#50 - xxangelisxx (08/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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