Cosmo bitches. Definitely trying this one out,. Cosmo sex tip #569 As she is about to give you a hand jet: , whisper "Whoever wields this hammer, If she be woot
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Cosmo bitches

Cosmo bitches. Definitely trying this one out,. Cosmo sex tip #569 As she is about to give you a hand jet: , whisper "Whoever wields this hammer, If she be woot

Definitely trying this one out,

Cosmo sex tip #569
As she is about to give you a hand jet: , whisper "Whoever wields this
hammer, If she be woothy, shall possess the power or Thar"
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User avatar #11 - niallinsnapbacks (08/27/2012) [-]
Cosmo sex tip: in the middle of sex, whisper right in his ear "Are you feelin' it mr. crabs?"
User avatar #26 to #23 - niallinsnapbacks (08/27/2012) [-]
a special one just for funnyjunk?
Cosmo sex tip: as you reach into his pants yell "WHO'S THAT POKEMON??!!"
User avatar #25 to #23 - niallinsnapbacks (08/27/2012) [-]
cosmo sex tip: when he drops his pants narrow your eyes and say "dinkleberg"
User avatar #24 to #23 - niallinsnapbacks (08/27/2012) [-]
Cosmo sex tip: When she asks you to eat her out shake your head
when she asks why say "Fish are friends, not food"
#4 - jcllcj (08/27/2012) [-]
Then she pulls on your dick so hard that it rips off
Then she pulls on your dick so hard that it rips off
#5 - TACZero (08/27/2012) [-]
Was I the only one expecting something like this?
#22 - harryboom (08/27/2012) [-]
relevancy
User avatar #28 to #22 - AbsentMinded (08/27/2012) [-]
Beat me to it.
User avatar #14 - mcderfenschmirt (08/27/2012) [-]
Just once I want my girlfriend to grab my dick and yell, "By the power of Grayskull!"
#1 - DivineInfinity ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
YFW she whispers: "He who passes the judgement should wield the hammer"
User avatar #8 - MakiChan (08/27/2012) [-]
if my bf said that too me id prob start cracking up....and i doubt id be able to keep a straight face after that.
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User avatar #17 - dolanthegreat (08/27/2012) [-]
**dolanthegreat rolled a random comment #137 posted by nephritho at R.I.P ** :
sad i only heard about him but never saw him on a picture when i was in school
what i say befory my gf gives me a handjob
#19 to #17 - nephritho (08/27/2012) [-]
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good luck with that
#20 to #17 - godlessgod (08/27/2012) [-]
**godlessgod rolled a random comment #85 posted by federleicht at Morbid For Frogs ** :
   
what i say before my gf gives me a handjob
**godlessgod rolled a random comment #85 posted by federleicht at Morbid For Frogs ** :

what i say before my gf gives me a handjob
User avatar #21 to #20 - godlessgod (08/27/2012) [-]
Well that's more her face after a bj
#6 - kanatana (08/27/2012) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #164981 at Anime & Manga ** MFW I saw Thor about four or five hours ago.
User avatar #3 - SpicerHyx (08/27/2012) [-]
Reminds me of something my friend dopplechaz would say.
User avatar #2 - hellwain (08/26/2012) [-]
that awesome moment when my name is tor >_< close enough
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