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#46 - opa
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(08/26/2012) [-]
true gamers are playing with a mouse and a keyboard!
true gamers are playing with a mouse and a keyboard!
#1162 to #46 - piclemaniscool
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I started playing PC a lot more.

I miss my friends.
#1223 to #46 - thatkiddonovan
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(08/26/2012) [-]
>looking through top comments   
>oh look, a huge ass thread   
>oh wait, this isn't funny   
>start getting my jimmies rustled halfway through   
>compelled to contribute, must prove these assholes wrong   
>but instead, I'm posting this as a warning   
>I am the Hero Funnyjunk deserves   
   
DON'T SCROLL DOWN.
>looking through top comments
>oh look, a huge ass thread
>oh wait, this isn't funny
>start getting my jimmies rustled halfway through
>compelled to contribute, must prove these assholes wrong
>but instead, I'm posting this as a warning
>I am the Hero Funnyjunk deserves

DON'T SCROLL DOWN.
#1235 to #1223 - thatkiddonovan
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Seriously though, this is the longest, ********* internet argument I have ever read.
Seriously though, this is the longest, ********* internet argument I have ever read.
#88 to #46 - benjah
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(08/26/2012) [-]
he's right you know
#222 to #88 - TehGordonFreeman
Reply +39
(08/26/2012) [-]
I like this one better
#1530 to #222 - FuNuTs
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(08/27/2012) [-]
Funny thing about that pic. he is holding a Hylian flag. The Legend of Zelda is a Nintendo exclusive.
#207 to #88 - cheeselol
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(08/26/2012) [-]
for a master race, you seem more childish than kids on xbl
#417 to #207 - failtolawl
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(08/26/2012) [-]
well the thing is, everybody loves everybody on PC games, because we are all elitists, so there is nobody to hate, whilst xbox, nobody likes anybody because you are peasants.
#444 to #417 - cheeselol
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(08/26/2012) [-]
this is the problem, the generalisation, just like how all christians are idiots, athiests are all ignorant, girls are all sluts, all guys are jerks.

thats not true btw, clarification for idiots.

stop kidding yourself, its comparable to a tight-knit group of 12-year-olds on xbl thinking they are the coolest kids ever
#1665 to #417 - Jameshaich
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(08/27/2012) [-]
So false.
Play any online PC game without friends, and just try to get along with everyone.
Everybody thinks they're better than each other.
#544 to #46 - drsingerx
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(08/26/2012) [-]
True gamers play with a joystick and a button or two. And I am NOT talking about modern day controllers. They have 2 joysticks, a dpad, 6 buttons, and 2 triggers.
#1004 to #46 - chazstopher
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(08/26/2012) [-]
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#1203 to #46 - ratherfastblackman **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(08/26/2012) [-]
Holy crap I know that place!
inb4 "Who the **** cares", "Stfu and gtfo faggot"
#1586 to #46 - anon
Reply 0
(08/27/2012) [-]
Pretty sure the atari came out before PC was even invented. True gamers use a Joystick
#1639 to #1586 - fivewordminimum **User deleted account**
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#221 to #46 - Jameshaich
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I actually prefer playing games on my Xbox360/PS3 in comparison to my PC.
Mainly because both consoles have exclusives, run games easier and don't require expensive graphics cards.
I use my PC for PC exclusive games only. Which takes up almost all my memory.
#1110 to #46 - shadowsasuke
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(08/26/2012) [-]
If you're a true gamer you'll play anything. PC, Xbox, PS3, and even Wii.

I'm kidding about the Wii. Unless it's Super Smash Bros. Zelda title, or Metroid title.
#167 to #46 - thatommygun
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I disagree
#844 to #46 - omariuso
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(08/26/2012) [-]
PC, do you even Red Dead Redemption?
#161 to #46 - jetpistol
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Zelda. One word to prove that you arent 100% correct (and emulators still count as console)
#790 to #46 - beeradthelaw
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(08/26/2012) [-]
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#283 to #46 - IncarceratedNinja
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(08/26/2012) [-]
PC elitist. Some people cant pay for a $1500 gaming PC
#1376 to #283 - Visual
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Do your research before you make claims like that, a well-rounded gaming PC can cost around 500-800.$1500 is a somewhat super computer.
#1329 to #46 - revanthewin
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Meh, I don't have nearly enough money to buy a good PC and still have all the games I want. I'd rather have a lot of games on a console than a few games on a PC.
#1540 to #46 - anon
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(08/27/2012) [-]
Did that guy die?!?
#462 to #46 - NOM NOM NOM
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(08/26/2012) [-]
PC is versatile. Its cheap, you can play any game from any system, you can hook your computer up to the tv so that it still seems like you're playing from a console, and you can even have the original consoles controller hooked up to your PC.

But then there's people like me who just prefer the classic feeling of owning a variety of sytems despite the cost and stuff. To each their own, in the end there really isn't any better or worse. it's a matter of opinion.
#1184 to #46 - hardtuner
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(08/26/2012) [-]
what if you don't have money, and what if true gamers don't believe in war between gaming systems.
#374 to #46 - xrabiddonutz
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(08/26/2012) [-]
So if someone can't afford a high end PC they aren't true gamers?
I have a mid end gaming PC, it can run most games, but I also have way more friends that play Xbox, and my Xbox can play Crysis and other games like that(Although they so I buy most of my game are graphically superior on PC) for my Xbox.
#78 to #46 - elitejerkz
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(08/26/2012) [-]
PC GERMER MERSTER RERCE HURRR
#217 to #46 - cheeselol
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(08/26/2012) [-]
true music fans listen to justin beiber.... this is about how retarded you sound, pc is better overall, but really, 'true gamers'? why is gaming on any other platform less valid?
#49 to #46 - cheeselol
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(08/26/2012) [-]
true douchebags try to justify themselves gaming on a £50 dell laptop
#1661 to #46 - aloneforlife
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(08/27/2012) [-]
mfw i play with a controller
I am pretty ****** good
#158 to #46 - EdwardNigma
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(08/26/2012) [-]
True gamers aren't elitist assholes that miss out on console exclusives just because the PC has better graphics.
#698 to #158 - drulludanni
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(08/26/2012) [-]
i dont play it for the graphics i play it because i dont like using a controller and also i sometimes like to play mods which is usually not available on a console
#1120 to #698 - bitey
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(08/26/2012) [-]
#1528 to #698 - mrvalane ONLINE
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(08/27/2012) [-]
I cant get used to PC controls but controllers are a lot easier to use for me... nobody cares
But i do agree mods do add good stuff and get the community involved a lot
#1186 to #698 - hardtuner
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(08/26/2012) [-]
i actually prefer a controller, but i have a gaming mouse...
#1526 to #158 - CXJokerXD
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(08/27/2012) [-]
Thank You...Just Thank You.
Thank You...Just Thank You.
#1383 to #158 - Visual
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(08/26/2012) [-]
True gamers don't shove exclusives as a selling point for consoles unless they are actually good exclusive titles they like.   
   
   
It's like nationality, just boasting about something your people do/did and pretending you do/did it also.
True gamers don't shove exclusives as a selling point for consoles unless they are actually good exclusive titles they like.


It's like nationality, just boasting about something your people do/did and pretending you do/did it also.
#1662 to #158 - deadinferno
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(08/27/2012) [-]
< The face of every hardcore PC gamer ever when they see this

And for that sir, I thank you.
#1669 to #1662 - EdwardNigma
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(08/27/2012) [-]
I'm not sure how I got top comment for that but hey, feels good man. :D
#1670 to #1669 - deadinferno
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(08/27/2012) [-]
Because you spoke the truth :D
#1671 to #1670 - EdwardNigma
Reply +1
(08/27/2012) [-]
I like speaking the truth.
#1653 to #158 - Endofzeeworld ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/27/2012) [-]
True dat. The only reason I own an Xbox anymore is for Halo 4.
#1488 to #158 - koombine
Reply 0
(08/27/2012) [-]
Mods. That is all.
#1654 to #1488 - squillium
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(08/27/2012) [-]
That shouldn't be used in an argument, if you can't enjoy a game as is, then you shouldn't play it in the first place...
#1655 to #1654 - anon
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(08/27/2012) [-]
True, unless you beat the game.
#1695 to #1654 - koombine
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(09/01/2012) [-]
No, you can enjoy a game until you beat it, then you get mods.
Also, even if you don't enjoy a game, with the PC, you can still make it enjoyable with mods.
Otherwise you'll have to stick to your stupid vanilla ****.
#1658 to #1654 - fcrocker
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(08/27/2012) [-]
Not true, Mods such as Oscuro's Oblivion Overhaul for Oblivion just make the game play so much better, without changing any of the main quests or storyline etc...
Or Morroblivion, which allows you to play Morrowind but on the graphics and engine of Oblivion.
#1459 to #158 - sefercil
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(08/27/2012) [-]
i still like the ps2 and sometimes the wii (for monster hunter tri. that **** is hot *****).

never had an xbox or ps3. don't really intend on getting a ps3, i would maybe prefer xbox...maybe ps3 when i have a good amount of money in the bank
#1028 to #158 - anon
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(08/26/2012) [-]
what if I'm just a poorfag?
what if I'm just a poorfag?
#1145 to #158 - GainesWorthy
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#1092 to #158 - nasavvy
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(08/26/2012) [-]
BOOM!
BOOM!
#995 to #158 - wrpen
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(08/26/2012) [-]
PC has better graphics? Yeah, no. My PC can't run anything for **** except on the lowest graphics setting.
#1014 to #995 - persay
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(08/26/2012) [-]
It depends on the computer, obviously. With a decent computer, you've got better graphics than on a console.
#1027 to #1014 - wrpen
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, but at the minimum possible specs to run, for example, Skyrim at highest graphics settings would probably cost over $500, when most consoles cost 300 at release.
#1042 to #1027 - persay
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(08/26/2012) [-]
The point is that you can get higher graphics on the computer, but you can't on a console. A console is stuck with the same settings while a computer can be upgraded and therefore get better.
#1062 to #1027 - mrmariomike ONLINE
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Implying all you can do on a computer is run games
#1072 to #1062 - wrpen
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Implying that's what I was trying to imply.
#1628 to #995 - anon
Reply 0
(08/27/2012) [-]
Well get a better one moron.
#779 to #158 - MudkipTomislav
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Yeah I don't think your argument is helping you at all considering the exclusives are only a flaw to the console community being pretty lame ways to get people to buy consoles.

The companies are the ones to blame.
#720 to #158 - torian
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(08/26/2012) [-]
>Implying PC doesn't have better modding and exclusives itself like Garry's Mod.
#727 to #720 - EdwardNigma
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(08/26/2012) [-]
&gt;Implying I implied that at all.
>Implying I implied that at all.
#729 to #727 - torian
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(08/26/2012) [-]
>Implying you implied that implication of implying.
#739 to #729 - EdwardNigma
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(08/26/2012) [-]
>Implying you implied that imply...wait, **** I'm confused.
#744 to #739 - torian
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I'm confused that you're confused.
I'm confused that you're confused.
#1335 to #739 - comentator
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(08/26/2012) [-]
#802 to #727 - ponythreadftw ONLINE
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(08/26/2012) [-]
#1052 to #720 - haaaxderp
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(08/26/2012) [-]
>Greentexting
>Funnyjunk

Get out
#1068 to #1052 - torian
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(08/26/2012) [-]
>Says get out because of attempted green text.
>Tries to green texts.
#1071 to #1068 - haaaxderp
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(08/26/2012) [-]
That may or may not have been part of the joke.
#1150 to #720 - GainesWorthy
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#1154 to #1150 - torian
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I said better modding and exclusives, not modding like Garry's Mod. I stated two different things.
#187 to #158 - electricsheep **User deleted account**
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#219 to #187 - Jameshaich
Reply +47
(08/26/2012) [-]
Not everyone has super computers than can run Xbox360/PS3 games.
#1660 to #219 - tylosaurus ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/27/2012) [-]
Have they even made an emulator for xbox? Also, just saiyan, but you can play nintendo 64 and other games with lower graphics. Nostalgic and awesome.
#1663 to #1660 - Jameshaich
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(08/27/2012) [-]
I don't think they have. if they have, it must be a little buggy and weird to run.   
And I know, got's me a ps2, ps1, n64, sega and gamecube emulator.
I don't think they have. if they have, it must be a little buggy and weird to run.
And I know, got's me a ps2, ps1, n64, sega and gamecube emulator.
#1666 to #1663 - tylosaurus ONLINE
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(08/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, they are really neat. Not the reason I use computer, but I really just prefer computer over consoles. Even though I've had a n64, ps1 and ps2. Some consoles have games that aren't for pc and pc has some games that aren't for consoles.
#1668 to #1666 - Jameshaich
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(08/27/2012) [-]
I prefer emulating older generation consoles, as it's hard to find games for them now at reasonable prices. As some games have become &quot;rare&quot;   
I have almost every console (Except wii, dreamcast and Virtual reality) but I still emulate. As I've lost most of the games or they don't work.
I prefer emulating older generation consoles, as it's hard to find games for them now at reasonable prices. As some games have become "rare"
I have almost every console (Except wii, dreamcast and Virtual reality) but I still emulate. As I've lost most of the games or they don't work.
#419 to #219 - anon
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(08/26/2012) [-]
You don't need a super computer to run games that are on Xbox/ps3.
#647 to #419 - mahnamesjakers
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Try playing BF3 on a ******* ASUS. Just try it. You will not enjoy it.
#825 to #647 - anon
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(08/26/2012) [-]
There's an ASUS laptop that can run BF2 on ultra quality, your argument is invalid
#934 to #825 - EdwardNigma
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Yeah.
Battlefield TWO.
He said THREE.
********.
#1221 to #934 - mahnamesjakers
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Thank you sir.
#1394 to #1221 - Visual
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(08/26/2012) [-]
My friend has a computer from like 2007 he upgraded once and it runs BF3 on high.

You're talking about running it on Ultra settings, I think you overlooked the fact that most 600 dollar computers can run BF3 on regular or high settings and it's still more than the consoles has to offer.

PC gaming doesn't require super computers, just average to play average, and it's still fine. You need really advanced computers to play everything the highest, if that's your argument.
#1397 to #1394 - mahnamesjakers
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(08/26/2012) [-]
All I said was ASUS, which is the laptop I have. It's a decent laptop that has average capabilities and it can't run BF3 for ****.
#1406 to #1397 - Visual
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Well yeah, that's laptop, they tend to be weaker when playing games, my laptop was a 2011 build and it still struggled to play Skyrim on medium settings. Although desktops are much more powerful and more often better for playing.   
   
My laptop was decent as well
Well yeah, that's laptop, they tend to be weaker when playing games, my laptop was a 2011 build and it still struggled to play Skyrim on medium settings. Although desktops are much more powerful and more often better for playing.

My laptop was decent as well
#1410 to #1406 - mahnamesjakers
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I know that, and that's exactly what I said in the first place.
#1416 to #1410 - Visual
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Whatever, I said it first because you pointed out that you need super computers to run Xbox/PS3 games.   
   
Unless you literally meant emulating the games from the console builds. Then otherwise, yes.
Whatever, I said it first because you pointed out that you need super computers to run Xbox/PS3 games.

Unless you literally meant emulating the games from the console builds. Then otherwise, yes.
#1664 to #1416 - Jameshaich
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(08/27/2012) [-]
BF3 is on PC.
If you emulated BF3 (for some weird reason) it would take a lot to run it.
Because emulated games require more.
#239 to #219 - electricsheep **User deleted account**
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#262 to #239 - unholyjebus
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Dude Halo Reach is Xbox exclusive. If you could point me to a functioning Xbox360 emulator, I'd be appreciative.
#353 to #262 - electricsheep **User deleted account**
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#424 to #353 - ilovehitler
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Bu..bu...that's not how you talk on the internet!
Where's the calling each other fag and saying you have a foot long dick?
#430 to #424 - electricsheep **User deleted account**
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#507 to #430 - unholyjebus
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I know of that feel bro
I know of that feel bro
#1369 to #424 - nickypickle
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(08/26/2012) [-]
You know, there are some people in the world who actually talk normally
and speak normally
you know
2 billion people
#190 to #187 - EdwardNigma
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Have you ever ******* tried playing the first Spyro with a keyboard via emulator?

It's impossible and horrid. Emulators don't get you very far, even with a controller.
#629 to #190 - anon
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(08/26/2012) [-]
It worked fine for me...
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#26 - illusiveman
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Does someone here knows how to use photoshop?
#29 to #26 - anon
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Does anyone here know how to use a microwave?

That is what you sound like.
#272 to #29 - bobodevetjedan
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(08/26/2012) [-]
i do not know how to use a microwave.
#510 to #272 - cjsixtyseven
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(08/26/2012) [-]
i dont have a microwave
#517 to #510 - bobodevetjedan
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(08/26/2012) [-]
me either
#250 to #29 - illusiveman
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Easy anon, not everybody know how to use everything you know?
#111 to #26 - anon
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(08/26/2012) [-]
LOL potassium
#427 to #26 - phantos
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#37 to #26 - WootBoot ONLINE
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#114 - northwynd
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#188 - inthenameofcake
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(08/26/2012) [-]
Anyone who refers to themselves as a gamer girl, or makes **** like this, is doing it for attention just like the controller eating whores.
There's no such thing as a gamer girl, you're a gamer, and that's it. There are no genders in gaming.
#1546 to #188 - anon
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(08/27/2012) [-]
i agree completely with you, coming from a no-life gamer who happens to lack a penis. idgaf what gender a person is, and the only thing that disgusts me more than girls flaunting the fact they're female is when "couples" get on games, ESPECIALLY MOBA GAMES, and go "OMG BABY YOURE SO GOOD <3 LOL XOXO" constantly. don't get me wrong, i've been in relationships and i won't date someone who doesn't game, but I have never and will never act like THAT in a game and i'd punch the person i'm dating if they did. there's personal chats for a reason guys
#865 to #188 - invadergirthefifth
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I agree, but I don't think she referred to herself as a gamer girl. I thought she was just mocking the ones that do by saying "gamer gurrrllzzz" or whatever. :/
#1225 to #865 - inthenameofcake
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(08/26/2012) [-]
"refers to themselves as a gamer girl, -> OR <- makes **** like this"

I never said she does.
#1692 to #1225 - invadergirthefifth
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(08/30/2012) [-]
I see your point x)
#120 - AbsentMinded
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(08/26/2012) [-]
I'm sure I will find use for this!
#615 to #120 - firestarfox
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(08/26/2012) [-]
2girls1cup reaction image.
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#396 - orangezombie
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(08/26/2012) [-]
This is how funnyjunk goes:   
&gt;complain about fake gaming girls   
&gt;complain about real gaming girls who show disagreement to the fake ones.   
   
You guys are never ******* satisfied.
This is how funnyjunk goes:
>complain about fake gaming girls
>complain about real gaming girls who show disagreement to the fake ones.

You guys are never ******* satisfied.
#878 to #396 - JoshBauer
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(08/26/2012) [-]
We complain about attention whores like her who post themselves on the internet trying to show how much they know about gaming and/or belittle all other girls because they don't know about gaming as much as she does. If she's a gamer girl, does that mean I'm a gamer guy? Or do I not count?
#1230 to #396 - pixeldestruction
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(08/26/2012) [-]
The way I see it - fake gamer girls are annoying. Real gamer girls who complain about fakers are annoying... the only non-annoying gamers (who happen to be girls) should just keep quiet and act just like the guys do about the whole thing. It is no big issue...

nobody cares.
#1451 to #396 - aviators
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(08/27/2012) [-]
Honestly im guessing its because the women who are gamers use the term &quot;gamer girl&quot; or &quot;girl gamer&quot; but when gaming there is no gender.
Honestly im guessing its because the women who are gamers use the term "gamer girl" or "girl gamer" but when gaming there is no gender.
#426 to #396 - beavisnbutthead
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#408 to #396 - mvtjets ONLINE
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#1250 - ragingbrony ONLINE
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**** you it tastes good!!
#816 - randomserb
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(08/26/2012) [-]
"Hello Gamer Gurlzz of the internet."
No.
#295 - thechosentroll
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(08/26/2012) [-]
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Every damn time OP's a girl it brings out the worst in my fellow funnyjunkers. You can't even blame it on the summerfags anymore. Half the comments are being nice and a bit pathetic just because she's a woman, the other half are being immature assholish just because she's a woman.

What are we? In the 5th grade?
#319 to #295 - xxxpedoxxxbearxxx
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(08/26/2012) [-]
For all we know the majority of the people on this site are 5th graders.